[Comprehensive British and American] Those years when I was a bat

When Tony came to this magical world, the first thing he noticed was not the wizard's castle in the distance, nor the dark and evil land of the Forbidden Forest, nor even the wizard who was circling around him and pointing a small wooden stick at him. them.

He saw the tall and straight dark knight standing under the old and twisted tree, almost blending with the darkness.He knew the uniform, even participated in the making, of course it was a woman's, and in front of him was obviously a strong man.

Batman, the character in the comics, at most he has seen three-dimensional modeling, and Bruce said that he looks different from him.

"Get out of here." Batman said in a low voice.

Tony thought for a moment, turned his head and ran towards where Batman was, and held Batman's hand by the way. The leg thrusters were activated, taking the two of them off the ground and flying straight to the sky, avoiding the tentative spells of the wizards.

Anyway, riding a broom can't catch up with them, Tony shrugged.

When Iron Man put the Dark Knight down, he even threw a bat dart back. The former precisely pinched the dart between his two fingers, and the familiar teasing voice came: "You are a little shorter than I thought."

Bruce's face darkened in half.

When they arrived at the previously designated joint location, after Batman took off his battle suit, Tony stroked his mustache and said again: "You are probably a little fatter than I imagined..."

Bruce's face went completely black.

He had been wearing a batsuit before and didn't care about it, but now after taking off the armor, only the black water-absorbing elastic gym clothes are left. It can be seen that there is a little fat accumulation on the lower abdomen, which is very telling. He used to There are standard eight-pack abs.

Under Tony's narrow eyes, Bruce touched the soft flesh subconsciously, and slowly turned his head to look at Yi Ling who was eating Jason's special cookie. The latter stiffened immediately like a frightened hamster The body does not move.

"But, maybe there was a little error in my imagination." Yi Ling wiped his face and said.

Hehe, Batman is easy to cheat, isn't he?

"I have exercise and night watch, right, Jason." The little girl pursed her mouth, making her eyes look more watery, "I don't eat much, that is, three meals a day, afternoon tea and supper Cake, Alfred agrees, right Jason?"

Jason nodded indifferently, and stuffed Yi Ling with another chocolate chip cookie.

Tony looked at Yi Ling curiously. This little girl looks similar to the one in his own world, but her face is much rounder. Seeing that Bruce has maintained her figure well, her muscles are stronger and her temperament is more aggressive. cold.

How to put it, it's like twin sisters.

"She doesn't eat much, it's because you are prone to gain weight." Jason opened his eyes and said nonsense. It was one of his hobbies to make trouble for Batman, besides, Yi Ling really didn't eat much, much less than him .

Bruce narrowed his eyes and gave Jason a meaningful look.

Forget it, for things like body, it will take him a few months to practice after he goes back, but what's going on with these two kids?It would be interesting if it was what he thought.

He gave a Batman-like grin that gave Red Hood a chill down his back.

With Iron Man, things are even more convenient. Jason planned to expose the wizarding world to all mankind according to the plan.If Dumbledore didn't do anything about Voldemort's affairs, they would have done it himself.

Of course, they are not as crazy as Deadpool, who are addicted to killing and killing. Those people will be resurrected by the will of the world, but the impact on their psychology is difficult to recover, and it's just that Wade's mind is not normal.

As for what will happen after the wizarding world is exposed, it is out of their consideration.

Several people calculated again, Yi Ling was nervous when he stole the sword of Gryffindor before, but now he ate too much milk tea and cookies, and felt a little sleepy.Tony was on the black government's network, Batman was reading the materials, and Jason saw that Yi Ling couldn't hold on anymore, so he gently stroked her back and let the little girl lie on his lap to sleep for a while.

"I'll just sleep for a few minutes." Yi Ling muttered and closed his eyes.

Jason moved his wand, and a blanket moved over to cover the girl's body. He looked at her with gentle and calm eyes, like a dragon guarding a treasure.

Bruce put the information on his lap, closed his eyes and went through the plan several times in his mind, then slowly opened his dark blue eyes, and said abruptly, "You are not from the same world."

Jason's hand that patted Yi Ling's back stiffened.

Tony looked at it curiously, and put his head back very interestingly, but his ears behind the computer couldn't help but stand up.

"Your good girl, and a black sheep like me..."

"I mean literally, you and Yi Ling are not in the same world." Batman's eyes were sharp and calm, and there was a little pity when he looked closely. "Awakening the will of each world is itself to prevent the world from merging."

"It's very common for a large world to swallow a small world, but both Marvel and DC are independent large worlds. These two worlds are very strong-willed, and they must not merge with each other." Otherwise, a chain of explosions and collapses will be triggered.

"Even if the worlds can't merge, we can go to another world." Jason said looking at Yi Ling's sleeping face.

Bruce raised his eyebrows: "Will you go there, or let her abandon her family and come to Gotham with you?"

Jason is speechless, he will never leave Gotham, this place may be a quagmire, but it is all that Red Hood once had, it is this land that bred people like him, naturally he can only Live in Gotham.

But should Yi Ling leave his own world?She is a carefree and ordinary girl in another world, her family and friends are all there, how can she say this: For me, please abandon your relatives?

No, he can't.

The red hood gripped one side of the blanket tightly, and Batman didn't speak anymore, just got up to make a pot of coffee, and a furry head poked out from behind the computer: "Bring me a cup of coffee."

Tony walked to the coffee machine with a mug in his hand, watched Bruce operate the machine, while he leaned limply against the wall and waited. He touched his cheek and said, "People from two worlds, huh?"

"If it were you, you would not leave your own world. So, don't say it." Bruce said without raising his head. Every hero has his own responsibility, and it is impossible to abandon everything for the so-called love.

"Poor pair of little lovebirds." Tony pouted, "But maybe they won't survive that day at all. Under the storm, who knows what will happen."

Bruce was noncommittal.

"If this mission to save the universe fails, do you think they will regret not being together now before they die?" Tony observed Batman's face, and continued to prod him: "And will you regret it? Kill them, let them lose the last time they can be together?"

"I don't think about what-ifs, and it's not like your words, Tony."

"What else would I say? You made me ready to sacrifice myself against the storm." Tony took a step forward and resisted the opponent, not caring at all that he was not wearing a battle suit. With his own skills, he would be thrown by Batman in minutes. Going out, he just stared at each other with those big caramel-colored eyes, and asked in a low voice, "What do you know, bat?"

"You think you will always be in control of the situation? Do you think that what you choose is the best? You know what I regret most in the first half of my life, not that I invented some damn Ultron, nor that I became Iron Man, but Before we parted that day, I didn't say 'I love you' to them, because of the damn rebellious youth!"

They all knew who Tony was talking about, the Starks, the unhealed wound in Tony's heart.

"You know that feeling, don't you?" The last sentence finally angered Bruce.

He almost easily threw the person to the floor with a backhand. His strong thigh muscles suppressed all resistance space. Bruce leaned down, his voice was like a knife, but his face was extremely calm: "I don't want to discuss children's education with you, Or post-bereavement trauma syndrome, stop being crazy, Tony."

The man who gave up his resistance rolled his eyes and muttered, "I'm crazy to travel across the world to find you."

"It's not the first time we've lost, and it won't be the last time, giving up some unrealistic possibility, especially if you have predicted the result." Bruce meant something, took a step back, and pulled Tony up.

"We've been making coffee for too long, time to go back," said the Dark Knight.

Iron Man shrugged helplessly, and patted the almost non-existent ash on the suit. Upon closer inspection, his fingers trembled slightly.

When humans knew the existence of the magic world, there was an uproar.Although the high-level government knew it well and deliberately covered it up, when they reacted, they were unable to stop the explosion of public opinion.

After all, this is an era of open information, and Tony is a master of information.

When an unexpected batch of Muggles floods Diagon Alley, things are no longer under control.In this case, the disappearance of the two Gryffindor students was not a big deal, since they were both orphans from the Muggle world anyway.

The wizarding world is in turmoil, with some advocating joining the world, and some whimsical, advocating the immediate erasure of global Muggle memory.

"Yes, we have potions of oblivion, which can be thrown into rivers, lakes and seas, and can even cause rain." When Dumbledore was in a meeting at the Ministry of Magic, his expression was extraordinarily calm and serious. He was an old man who had experienced big storms.

"But?" Someone heard the subtext.

"Whoever disclosed this matter, he can do it once or twice. Obviously, he must be an insider in the magic world, and secondly, he has no malice." Dumbledore's eyes were old and wise, "Let's not Whether or not wizards should continue to hide from the world, if we don’t find that person and understand the purpose of the other party, any of our actions will be useless.”

"The Aurors are already working on this matter." Minister of Magic Fudge blushed and said.

Dumbledore was worried that the Aurors might not be able to find each other's traces, not to mention that he had more things to worry about: such as the disappearance of Harry's friends, such as outsiders who suddenly appeared and disappeared in the Forbidden Forest, and those who were left in the Forbidden Forest. Quirrell with Voldemort behind his head.

Is he old?Although this age is still in the prime of life among wizards, why is he always so tired?

If Batman knew Dumbledore's sorrow, he would definitely explain: "Because teammates are pitfalls."

Of course, the Aurors did not find Batman and others.

Dumbledore dealt with Voldemort's main soul, literally, in this troubled time, he directly sealed the main soul.Quirrell died after Voldemort left his body, but the school remained safe and sound until graduation. No matter how uneasy and fearful the outside world was, Hogwarts still had a peaceful atmosphere, and the children were still children after all.

Muggle society began to debate "how do humans get along with wizards"?

There is a voice that wizards already have their own secluded places, so they should be regarded as people from another country, or another race, but they have to register and apply for visas when they come in and out.

Although who knows, how many countries are willing to issue passports to wizards?

Times are different, at least most people don't intend to hold up torches and tie wizards and witches to trees and burn them to death.Even if a small number of religious extremists made troubles, they were quickly quelled by the government, and the wizards shrank back, apparently watching the situation.

When the will of the hp world was finally awakened, Grindelwald had already happily ran out, and the Gryffindor sorting hat also ran away by itself. It is said that the hat has the soul preserved by the seal of the founder of the Lion House...

The will of the world here is a wizard, or in other words, borrowed the body of a wizard.Wearing a black cloak, he knocked on the door of the two-story building, and it was opened by Tony, who was wearing a welding vest and raised an eyebrow.

"Hello, Bat, we have a guest."

"Two things." The will of the world, who was invited to drink tea with a vigilant heart, said: "The first thing, I went to your world will after I woke up. There is too much difference between the two worlds."

This is Deadpool's pot.

"Second thing, before leaving my world, take Morris away with me." The wizard took a sip of tea, pointed to Batman and said, "A deformed monster that can make wishes, ha, to some extent it is my Transformed by his obsession, he is also equivalent to my child."

"Please treat it well, I don't care about you guys ruining my world like this."

The wizard under the cloak showed a sinister smile, and then snapped his fingers, sending people back to their respective worlds in two directions.Jason and Yi Ling returned to the DC world, while Tony and Bruce returned to Marvel.

Yi Ling returned to the alley again. She supported the bat to stand up. When she looked up, the deformed monster Morales did not follow.She thought she could really raise a cat this time.

Then, she was pulled and her lips became fleshy.

Yi Ling lowered his head, and saw a miniature Batman with the length of a pinky finger holding her face with his whole body, humming dissatisfiedly, his eyes narrowed into a line through the white goggles.

"Morris?" Yi Ling carefully let it fall into the palm of his hand.

"Hmm." It made a small voice.