[Comprehensive British and American] Those years when I was a bat

There is no escape from confinement, but for these two adults, being locked up in the teacher's office and punished for doing homework is nothing at all. Professor McGonagall is not a harsh person, let them copy the transfiguration code Put it back a hundred times.

Yi Ling gave Professor McGonagall a pack of black tea-flavored biscuits very colorfully, and the latter reluctantly let the two children eat snacks while copying their homework.It can only be said that Professor McGonagall is really hard-faced and soft-hearted. She looks strict and cold, but in fact she has a heart that really cares about children, especially the naughty little lions in her college.

Yi Ling is very familiar with this kind of duplicity of dean's women. Several aunts and neighbors in her family are of this type. She has a natural mouth and is used to currying favor with middle-aged and elderly women. The little girl has a pair of clear amber eyes. , When she was soft and coquettish, even Professor McGonagall couldn't hold back that face.

The agreed-upon confinement has become warm and sweet. Magic flames are burning in the fireplace, making people feel warm and want to take a nap. The little girl is sleepy after copying, her head is bit by bit, and her forehead is rubbed against the emerald green. Quill pen ink, the last eye is about to bump into it——

Jason suddenly sent out a hand and put it on Yi Ling's forehead. The little girl didn't realize it, and adjusted her posture with her mouth, and fell asleep even more completely forgetting herself.

Red Hood sighed as if giving up on himself, and relaxed his body muscles, allowing Yi Ling to sleep more comfortably.

When he lost his memory, it was the first time he saw Yi Ling's real face, just like what she described, she looked like a pampered girl.Red Hood has seen this kind of flower grown in the greenhouse a lot, but he has never been in the same world as him.

When he lived on the street since he was a child, and was so hungry that he didn't even have the strength to crawl, these delicate flowers stretched out their soft figures in the greenhouse that is like spring all the year round, complaining in a delicate and sweet voice, such as this donut is not good, Christmas The doll is not her favorite color, why is Gotham so cold in winter...

They have no idea how many people are struggling to survive in the mud in the cold wind outside. Yes, they are dirty and evil, and they are willing to do anything that violates morals and laws just to survive.

When he was a child, Jason Todd was not even qualified to go to an orphanage. He could only look at the princess in the "castle" with indifference and jealousy like a little match girl from the window of a rich man's house with the prince.

But Yi Ling is completely different. She looks extremely delicate, but she can take on the responsibility of Batman.She bluntly stated her innocence and stupidity, her cowardice and selfishness, dissected herself into slices, and placed them in front of everyone in the Bat family, allowing them to examine, be vigilant and question.

A delicate flower that grows up in a greenhouse but always sticks to the glass, looking at the real world from a distance.If it weren't for the strong protection of Zhenglian and the Batman, this flower would have withered in Gotham's stinky gutter long ago.

But even so, Red Hood still had a faint admiration in his heart.

He knows well that not everyone can be Batman, and not everyone can take that step.

But with the face of the old man, he was really not in the mood to talk to the little girl, but he remembered that Yi Ling found him as Batman, and he remembered that the other party blocked the shot with firm eyes, and she even tied him back Batcave, holding him tightly in his arms, told him "Bruce really loves you, Jason".

Tsk, he didn't believe that the old bat would say and do such a thing.

Yi Ling is using her own methods to reconcile the father and son. Even if the little girl's methods are simple and rude, it is difficult for Batman and Red Hood to refuse her firmness and kindness.

What good would it do her to bring the Red Hood back?As for night watch helpers, Red Robin and Nightwing are enough, not to mention that Superman came to help every three days, she seemed to just, just want to help Jason.

The year he lost his memory was a childhood he never imagined he could have.His whole life was accompanied by abandonment and death, and only Bruce was the only light in the past, so even if he didn't remember anything, he would desperately grab the little girl with his "childhood sweetheart".

My childhood sweetheart, my girl.

Jason chewed the word over and over in his mouth, with a firmness that he didn't even realize.He has already experienced the feeling of not being alone, how can he return to the cold despair and wait bitterly?

In the Mirror of Erised, he saw everything he longed for: a childhood accompanied by his parents, a teenager taught by Bruce, and the girl next door who held his hand from beginning to end.

It was the best dream he could have hoped for.

But even subconsciously, he knew that he would never get these, so he suddenly regained his memory.In the darkness that used to flow like a tide, he once again tasted the rotten smell of death in his memory, and the silence and loneliness that drove him crazy.

He's wrestling with someone he doesn't know, and that's good, and he's hungry for blood and pain, and it makes him feel alive.He vaguely heard Yi Ling roaring in his ear, even if the girl was angry, her voice was still soft and sweet, without any momentum.

He found the warm shoulder, and bit it down with the instinct of a beast, with the fear of being dominated by death, with the resentment and hatred of his life, and the almost desperate desire, don't bury me back in the soil, don't Leave me alone to rot...

Jason felt in a daze that he was crying, and the shock of the memory flow was coming to an end. Only then did he realize that he was buried on Yi Ling's shoulder and bit him, but the little girl didn't beat him, and didn't even turn around and leave him. Instead, he patted his head awkwardly.

"Don't, don't cry... I won't hit you, okay? Okay, okay, hit me."

That delicate flower girl said so.With the helplessness and pampering of "I really can't do anything with you", Jason buried the other party's back and laughed, and hugged the little girl's waist even more tightly with his hands.

His childhood sweetheart, his girl.

That stubborn boy struggling in Gotham's quagmire met a flower girl who longed for the real world. This might be the only chance in his life to get in touch with the "Castle Flower", so he hugged the flowerpot tightly and ran away , and never intend to let go.

"Ah?" The sound of Professor McGonagall's footsteps waking Yi Ling up, the little girl who had been sleeping in the dark suddenly raised her head, her eyes were still a little dazed, but subconsciously she sat up straight and started dancing on the parchment.

Professor McGonagall raised his eyebrows, but walked away slowly without saying anything.

The little girl breathed a sigh of relief, and when she turned around, she saw Jason staring at her with strange eyes.She narrowed her eyes suspiciously, then startled, and took out a small mirror as if by magic——

"Ahhh, I'm dying, and you don't even tell me." She raised her sleeves to wipe the ink on her forehead, but the ink couldn't be wiped off dry. The little girl moved violently and wiped the skin on her forehead. It's red and the ink is still stuck to it.

Jason: ...He took back what he said before, how can such a careless girl be called a delicate flower.

"If you're as rude as the old man, you won't be able to marry if you change your body in the future." Jason said disgustedly, but took out a handkerchief, dipped it in the water from the teacup, and gently wiped the ink marks for the little girl.

He was so close that he could even see the lines in his eyes, which made Yi Ling's heart skip a beat...

"Wouldn't your conscience hurt if you said that about Bruce?" Yi Ling broke the subject with a heartbroken heart. No wonder Bruce always sang the song "My Son's Rebellion Breaks My Heart" in fan videos.

"Whatever you're thinking, shut up." Jason's face was livid.

No, no, no, this is definitely not a delicate flower, this is a dog's tail grass full of strange thoughts!I'm the only one who wants her. I'm sure I won't be able to find a partner in the future after being educated so hard by the old bat.

He has always suspected that the old bat has the curse of being single. You can see that no matter the man or woman around him, they are all single for thousands of years.

Not to mention Yi Ling's obsession with Super Bat fans, which he cannot extricate himself from.

When Bruce and Yi Ling switch back, he will absolutely take the little girl out of the Batcave, and absolutely must not let her get close to Superman or Batman, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous...

Hagrid raised a dragon. To be precise, the stranger lost two dragon eggs to him, but the other one couldn't hatch. Ron said that it was because it was a dead egg that the other party gave him as a head , but Hagrid still baked the eggs on the fire every day, turned them over, and sang the terrible dragon's lullaby.

Jason was desperate for the giant's taste, and even more desperate for his pies. After Yi Ling almost knocked out a tooth, he decisively put the plate back on the table and shook the girl's hand.

Hagrid will be sad, Yi Ling blinked his eyes and signaled, I'll just take a small bite.

no.With a cold face, Jason looked up again at the frustrated Hagrid (Hermione didn't even dare to touch it, Ron was biting his teeth), resolutely put the pie in his mouth, and bit down a piece , chewing loudly.

Harry looked at him with the eyes of a warrior, and Jason said that he ate everything when he was wandering in Gotham, but he would never let his girl knock out his big teeth.

I'm a man after all, and the Red Hood feels inexplicably content.

Yi Ling looked at the red hood in confusion, thinking that Jason's craftsmanship was good, but he didn't expect the taste to be so unique.But if Jason likes to eat, let him eat, this kid is so pitiful.

Seeing that Jason liked to eat, Hagrid brightened his face. While drinking whiskey, Hagrid was nagging about his newly hatched baby dragon, saying how docile and cute it was.

Yi Ling twitched the corner of her mouth. The "little cutie" Hagrid had just bitten him and spewed fire at Ron, and it had grown five times in a few days. Is it cute?

"You can't do this, you have to send it away, otherwise it won't be hidden, Ron's brother is studying dragons in Romania, he can..." The lion cubs tried to persuade Hagrid, but the latter pretended not to hear.

But Hagrid would always know that the kids were right.

Jason is naturally not interested in dragons, but when things come to an end, he is still willing to help Harry and the others. The little lions are going to transport the baby dragons, while he and Yi Ling are holding the unresponsive dragon egg and walking slowly towards the tower go.

Yi Ling still looked like he didn't understand anything. Jason couldn't believe that girls of this age really don't understand love, or they just pretended to be stupid to reject him.People who fall in love for the first time always think a lot, not to mention that Jason is always the person who is most likely to think too much and get hurt when it comes to relationship issues.

He was holding a huge dragon egg, and there was a line of rune engraved on the yellowish shell, but no one could understand it.

"Jason, what are you staring at?" Yi Ling turned around with a smile.

The boy looked at her with weird eyes again, it was an accident once or twice, and she was embarrassed every time.It's not that Yi Ling didn't think that Jason would like him, but she quickly denied herself. First, the red hood's eyesight wasn't that low, and second, she was always wearing Bruce's shell, so she could fall in love with her. Could it be that Jie Mori Electra?

Seeing Yi Ling's more delicate and clean face in the moonlight, Jason felt an emotion welling up in his heart, urging him to open his mouth to say that sentence, but his character was destined not to say it.

God, can anyone help him?Who can... damn it!

Jason only heard a scalp-numbing crackling sound, looked down, and almost threw the dragon egg in his arms.I saw a crack in the yellow-white eggshell, and something was moving around inside.

"Hatched?" Yi Ling was also dumbfounded.

I saw that the egg shell was so crisp that it left completely, and the angry little animal inside finally poked its head out, half of its body was still hidden in the dragon egg—it was a light-colored, long-eared, bean-eyed, soft mouse It doesn't look like a dragon anyway, no matter if it's an Eastern dragon or a Western dragon.

"This, this is... Totoro?"

A chinchilla can be hatched from a dragon egg, but there is a reason why a chinchilla can become a super cute pet in the hearts of thousands of girls, especially the young chinchilla cubs, who are so cute that it makes people explode.

Yi Ling stretched out his paws to hug it, and the latter's eyes flashed with vigilance, but after carefully turning his head to look at the faces of Jason and Yi Ling, a suspicious voice sounded in the little girl's mind: "Yi Ling?"

"...Bruce?"

The chinchilla jumped out of the eggshell and jumped into the little girl's hand. Jason's eyes were fixed and he was about to make a move, but the dexterous little animal kicked his face and jumped into the little girl's arms with his strength. The latter subconsciously reached out and hugged her tightly.

Totoro patted the little girl's hand, and calmly called out again: "Yi Ling."

Yi Ling looked down at those serious bean eyes stiffly, and said hello in a weak voice: "Hey, Bruce, why are you here?"

In another world, on the streets of New York.

Deadpool twisted and jumped over, and before he could speak, Bruce's body fell down, so scared that Spider-Man hugged him quickly, and asked Deadpool in a panic: "Who are you, what did you do to this girl?" gone?"

Deadpool:……

I'm so angry, I managed to cut down more than 100 natives of the world, and awakened the will of more than 100 worlds before returning here. In the end, even if I wronged my brother, I didn't even let my brother say a word! !Really angry, he wants to jump out of this dimension to kill the author.

"That's why I said that the author is sick." Deadpool rolled his eyes that no one could see, and muttered: "The hostess likes cats the most, but she couldn't hatch a cat while holding a dragon egg, so let's combine it to hatch a chinchilla." , the brain circuit is even more strange than mine, this woman is simply out of her mind."

ah?The little spider hugged the unconscious girl, unable to figure out what the person in front of him was doing, but his spider sense suddenly broke out, causing him to immediately back away while hugging the girl. Sure enough, the next moment, a golden-red armor hit on the way.

He pulled his fist out of the cracked concrete road, and said in a metallic voice, "What's wrong with him? Also, give him to me."

The little spider's eyes widened, and he screamed in his heart: oh oh oh, Mr. Tony Stark!