[Comprehensive British and American] Those years when I was a bat

Thankfully, the Justice League was teleported to Gotham by the witty Cyborg at the last moment when the magic worked.But this is also another kind of unlucky, because the people in the United States who least welcome wild cats and dogs are probably the people of Gotham.

If they were in the metropolis, there might be kind-hearted metropolitan residents who would feed them.But for wild cats, Gotham welcomes them only with stones and sticks, and from time to time they will be kicked by bear children and homeless people on the street.

Cyborg tried his best to lead his companions along paths that no one saw. Even without the electronic brain assistance, he still remembered the way to Wayne Manor.This was the first time in so many years that he felt his own flesh and blood, instead of seeing cold metal when he raised his hand, although... this flesh and blood was a cat's claw.

"Come here." Lightning was the most courageous and the most compact and agile. He stood on a trash can and meowed softly.The rest of the cats wagged their tails and ran in that direction on all fours.

Lightning found a path to avoid the stumbling drunks on the main road.

"Is no one hungry?" Lightning scratched the base of the wall with his meat pad, and looked at his fellow cats with watery eyes.

They are no longer superheroes, but a group of weak and hungry kittens, who is not hungry after such a long journey?But on the one hand, Zhenglian also has to face, it is too embarrassing to go through the trash can; on the other hand, in Gotham, even the trash cans have been emptied.

Diana walked over, patted the orange cat lightly with her paw, and comforted: "Be patient for a while, Lightning."

Gotham has already entered winter, but fortunately it has not yet snowed, otherwise it would be a disaster.

But as careful as the heroes are, they run into trouble—the folks of Gotham.Gotham bums eat everything from cats to rats, and they're the outcasts of the world.

Superman saw the hungry people pour boiling water into a gap and pull out a litter of scalded cubs. When the mother cat arrived, it was too late, and she screamed on the wall. The sound is creepy.

"Hera is on top." The goddess lowered her body low, assuming the posture of a feline animal before attacking.

But what can they do?Do you fight with the body of a cat?Cyborg bit the goddess's tail, trying to pull the impulsive Diana out, and if the group saw them, they would die.

But it was still a step too late, the tramps saw a few dumplings standing on the dark ground.

The long fur of the superman puppet cat exploded, he scratched the ground with his paws uneasily, his sky blue eyes showed vigilance, if not for his small size, his imposing manner could be compared to a lion cub.When the homeless man reached out to Lightning, he jumped up and grabbed the man's dirty hand.

"Superman?!" The puppet cat was thrown away and fell to the ground. This time without the protection of the body of steel, he felt that his whole body was about to fall apart.Fortunately, the cat is a liquid animal, and did not hurt the soft bones and internal organs.

The remaining members of the alliance knew that they couldn't escape, so they could only fight head-on.Personal combat experience was of no help, but instead became an unsuitable restraint. The cats fell into a disadvantage. There were several bloodstains on the Superman puppet cat, and it still harassed the other party with its claws, trying to save the raised Cyborg.

"Meow! Meow!" The female cat also joined the battle, and her fighting skills were obviously better than Zhenglian's.

Aquaman shook his long hair covered in mud and blood, his wild yellow pupils contracted violently, and he rushed over almost desperately. Although it is quite useless to die in an alley in Gotham, at the hands of a group of homeless men, but Aquaman The King of Atlantis will not submit, only die in battle!

Just when the cats were about to despair and were determined to die, a familiar voice came.

"What's going on here, is there a cat-human war?" With a brisk voice, Nightwing deftly stopped on the roof, stuck out his head, and the one who landed next to him was the newly appointed Robin Damian.

And Damian... is an out-and-out animal lover.

Probably apart from his parents, Damian's favorite thing in his life is all kinds of small animals.So when he saw the miserable condition of the cats, this new Robin was surprisingly angry, clenched the gun in his hand, and shouted in a childish voice: "You **** bastards, how dare you bully a group of cats?" kitten?!"

aha?Ye Yi looked at his brother in a daze.

However, Damian ignored him, and rushed over with a knife, as if he was about to cut someone down in the next moment—fortunately, at the last moment, he was pulled back by someone holding his hat with one hand.

"Robin..." Yi Ling, who was wearing a Batman shell, held his forehead helplessly.

"Let me go!" The bear boy waved his gun around, pouted his mouth angrily, "I'm going to hack them to death!"

"We agreed." So you can't just go to the street and hack anyone to death, little brat!

Putting Damian down and letting Yeyi watch, Yi Linghei flicked his cloak and landed lightly on the ground, looking around at the homeless with Batman-like eyes.This group of people wandered the streets of Gotham all the year round, and it was very clear who could be messed with and who should never be messed with. They were so frightened that they dropped the cat and ran away, and Yi Ling didn't chase after it.

Although cruelty to small animals is a very cruel thing, these homeless people are just for food and venting. Batman can't really kill a few people just for a few cats, can he?Even the Gotham Police Department doesn't care about this kind of thing.

Poor kitten... Yi Ling couldn't help but sighed when he saw the dead kittens and the mourning mother cat.

It is not easy for anyone to live in Gotham. This piece of hell-like land is also Bruce's beloved hometown.Yi Ling squatted down and looked at the six bruised balls in front of him. Some of them were seriously injured and fell to the ground. The others surrounded them, rubbed their pink noses against the injured cat's cheeks, and meowed softly.

Subconsciously, Yi Ling stretched out his left hand with the bat glove.

Wild cats are very vigilant, not to mention that these cats have just been hurt by humans. Yi Ling is not sure if he stretches out his hand to grab them, will they get scratched a few times? Go scare these poor little animals.

However, to Yi Ling's surprise, the little orange cat jumped into his palm with a whiz, licked the black glove with its soft, pink tongue, shook its head, and bit it gently with its small teeth. bit her finger.

"Meow~" The soft voice broke my heart.

"Father, let's take them back and raise them." Damian finally broke free from Nightwing and jumped down. He looked at these gnomes, with a raging fire of cat control in his eyes.

"This..." Bruce wouldn't be happy that she picked up small animals and brought them home. Everyone knew that Batman didn't keep pets.

"Please, father, let me take care of you." Damian is worthy of being Gotham's baby Brucey's own son. He is unstoppable when he is bearish, and he is irresistible when he is coquettish. "I promise I won't trouble you."

Yi Ling turned his head and saw that the puppet cat was dying on the ground. Its open sky blue eyes were wet, and it seemed that the light of hope was condensed because of seeing Batman. It meowed at him hurriedly.

The little orange cat in his hand was still trying to drag her there, even Ye Yi couldn't bear to break this Disney-like dream scene.

So, the little girl who was not hard-hearted, immediately nodded in defeat.

Damn, the night patrol can't continue tonight.

Yi Ling wanted Yeyi to take the cat back first, but Damian insisted on going back.But the practice of the Bat family is that Yi Ling must be accompanied by two or more people during the night patrol.

But considering that a kid like Damian can’t drive the Batmobile alone, Nightwing still has to go back with Robin, even if it’s too late to ask Red Hood and Tim to come out now, let alone Red Robin and his friends went on a mission didn't come back.

"You go to night patrol, Yeyi. I'll ask Red Hood to come out and help you." Yi Ling made a decision, and turned around to signal Damian to go home by car.

The Ragdoll and the gray long-haired cat were the most injured. When driving back to the Bat Cave, the yellow-white Ragdoll was sleeping in Yi Ling's hands, and even its meowing sound was subdued. The partners turned around in a hurry.

But there is no veterinarian in the Bat Cave, so Yi Ling took the dumpling to find the almighty housekeeper.

Ah Fu raised one eyebrow, he knew that sooner or later Miss Yi Ling would become addicted to picking up small animals like Master Bruce (no, Ah Fu, those Robins are not considered small animals).

"Leave it to me, Miss Yi Ling. Fortunately, I learned a little veterinary knowledge in my early years." The omnipotent Ah Fu was shining brightly in the Bat Cave at this moment, and the little girl was full of admiration.

Damian hugged the steel bone ball and started rubbing against it. The latter didn't hide, and it didn't matter if he didn't hide.Sanhua glanced at the terrifying bat cub in fear, and pulled the lightning orange cat to retreat strategically. Princess Diana lightly jumped onto Yi Ling's shoulders, trying to communicate with the little girl, but all she could say was "meow" Meow meow".

Little girls, most of them like small animals.

Until Cyborg finally broke free from the bear's hand, while Damian went to hold the green light, he jumped in front of Yi Ling, scratched out letters on the table with his paws, and slowly wrote word by word: "We are justice alliance."

aha? !

Yi Ling blinked, and stopped touching the white cat, thinking that he must be hallucinating.How can a cat know how to write? She also said that she is the Justice League, and she is still Batman, ahahaha...

Damn, ominous premonition.

Then the little girl stared dumbfounded at the cat and wrote down her real name again.

Could it be... No, no, she can't bear this kind of thing alone.Immediately afterwards, the little girl ran out in horror to look for the butler: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, superman!Ah Fu, that's Superman, don't kill it!