[Comprehensive British and American] Those years when I was a bat

The second officer on the Titanic took Steve and Bruce to their first-class cabin, where the decoration was for the rich and full of Victorian luxury, but there was only one large bed wrapped by four bedposts The veil from the east, wants to cover but still rests.

Sometimes, Bruce really feels that these people who are forcibly arranged by the will of the world are sick.For example, this time, he was obviously arranged to be the oriental beauty of the rich Mr. Rogers. At that time, upper-class Westerners would not marry a Chinese woman. The identity of "Yi Ling" must be the same as those supermodels he has dated. .

Forget it, Batman can bear it.

But in this luxurious private room, what kind of trouble can be seen at hand?Do you popularize the history of American sex toys in the early 20th century for him and Captain America?The oriental spices are burning in the exquisite hollow smoker, the feather mask and a goose feather are placed on the silk pajamas, and some toys made of silver or jade are even inlaid with precious stones.

Batman is indifferent: Damn mentally retarded.

The well-informed Brucey Baby can recognize the purpose of these things, but it does not mean that the honest and kind old Steve can understand, mainly because some of the toys are made in a more subtle way. A bone-shaped silver ornament, looking at it curiously, Bruce's face turned black...

No, he refused to discuss these things with the captain, why didn't Tony follow?Teaming up with Stark, he didn't even have to explain, the dude might be even more proficient than him.

"So, Titanic, I heard people say that." The captain who put on new clothes drank the hot tea brought to the room by his attendants. He didn't feel cold, but he was just thinking and looking for something to do.

"There is a reason why the will of the world sent us to this ship. This ship is destined to sink. According to the experience of the last world, we have to completely change the timeline to awaken the world consciousness here."

After finishing speaking, Bruce raised his eyebrows, and quickly matched his thoughts with the captain.

"Then keep the Titanic from sinking." Steve said firmly.

Bruce rubbed his fingers against the rim of the white porcelain cup, and pursed his lips in thought. This is simple to say, but difficult to actually operate.If the Titanic is to be prevented from sinking, it must either warn them before it hits the iceberg, or fix it afterward.

For the former, the captain would not listen to them at all, and would only think that they were alarmist.On the sea, the captain of a ship is equivalent to the king of a country. No matter how powerful you are, you must listen to the captain before you land on land. This is the rule of sailing.If the captain thought they were mad, he might lock them up, and it would be even more difficult to get out.

The latter is even more unrealistic. Captain America is not a superman, he cannot carry a huge ship on the sea and fly, and his attainments in magic have not reached this level.Save them one by one with teleportation magic?It is estimated that the ship sank to the bottom, and he could not save a few.

So let's just say...why did Captain America team up with himself this time?

Of course not complaining, you have to think so, at least it's better than teaming up with the Hulk, right?

Just as the thoughts fell into a stalemate, the attendant knocked on the door again, saying that dinner had begun, and Mr. Rogers and Miss Ling were invited to the captain's dinner, in short, a small banquet that was either rich or expensive.

Steve never understood the logic of high society, he was a sick poor kid in Brooklyn before he joined the army and he couldn't even wear a bow tie.After tidying himself up, Bruce naturally walked over to groom Captain America, his dexterous fingers shuttled around his neck, his expression calm and at ease.

He finally patted on Steve's clothes, stretched out his hand to hold the other's arm, and subconsciously approached him. From a distance, he looked like a beautiful and petite oriental girl snuggling up to a tall and handsome white man.

Captain America's whole captain is not well, and the feeling of Bruce holding him is creepy.

Except for Carter, he wasn't used to getting close to the opposite sex. Even Natasha kissed him in an emergency, which Steve couldn't accept. What's more, he always felt that Tony liked this girl.

"Don't think too much, who told me to be your mistress." Bruce said these two words as lightly as breakfast.

No more than ten people will be invited to the captain's dinner, including Carl Hockley, the son of an industrial tycoon, who is said to be a friend of Steve; Carl's fiancée Rose Bookett and her mother Ruth; secretly Mrs. Margaret Brown, known as the upstart's dislike; Andrew, the chief engineer of the Titanic.

Carl looked at Rogers and Bruce who came hand in hand, and nodded as a greeting. Even if Steve couldn't read his words, he knew that the other party was in a bad mood.

Bruce glanced at him and Rose, and guessed that the young couple had conflicts.

Everyone chatted about the speed and safety of the Titanic (Andrew said: "We have five compartments, even if three of them get flooded, there will be no problem"), as well as financial markets and investment rookies (Carl: " Rose likes modern art, but I said that it has no investment value, and classical paintings are more popular with nobles").

After drinking for three rounds, people chatted together in twos and threes. Rose said that she would go back with her mother first when she was tired. Carl finally couldn't help complaining to Steve: "I really don't know what kind of woman I married back."

Bruce still cuddled up to Captain America in a "docile and soft" way, making the latter's body so tight that he dared not relax.Seeing the weak and lovely oriental beauty, Karl was even more displeased: "I'm just making fun of myself."

Steve didn't know what was going on inside, so he couldn't say much, he could only sincerely persuade: "You always want to marry her."

"What do you think she is dissatisfied with? I paid off their family's debts, and I bought her everything she could see, including the mess of paintings and books, and I even bought her an ocean star as an engagement." A gift." Carl said in a low tone, "Your kitten is much easier to raise, what does she like?"

Did you ask Batman?He likes bat planes, bats and violent gangsters ~

Of course, Carl didn't expect the other party to answer, and muttered something, obviously half drunk.Afraid of making too many mistakes, Steve took Bruce away from the dining table and walked to the deck, just in time to see Rose and a handsome blond man laughing and spitting into the sea.

"She likes him," Bruce affirmed.

Ah, a pair of little lovebirds!It's a pity that the Titanic is doomed to sink. As an upper-class woman, Rose can still survive, but the man in the bottom cabin is not so lucky.

"We have to stop her from crashing into it." Bruce stood on the deck, looking at the dark sea, the soft and clear moonlight made him look calmer and indifferent.

"I can replace the lookout and sound the alarm before I see the iceberg." Feeling the whistle or something, no problem.

"It will be too late to see the iceberg. The Titanic was 400 meters away from the iceberg at the time, and with a large misdirection, the hull was torn apart. The process took less than 40 seconds. The biggest problem is not the iceberg, but the The owner Ismay ordered the ship to move forward at full speed in the middle of the night, and more than 30 seconds were not enough time for the Titanic to stop or turn."

"We want to stop her sailing speed. You and I will destroy the engine, only part of it." Bruce paused, and added slowly: "The only problem is that I don't understand the structure of ships."

Captain America: "...what a coincidence, me too."

This is so embarrassing, Bruce once again misses the mechanical almighty Stark in his heart.

"It doesn't matter, there must be someone on board who understands." Bruce bent his mouth, and Andrew, the chief engineer who was still chatting and drinking at the banquet on the ship, couldn't help shivering, shivering ominously.

That night, when Rose and Jack went on a date, Batman and Captain America were carrying out the kidnapping.

To be honest, Steve felt a lot of pressure, mainly conscience.

Andrew looked at the two people in front of him, and dared not say anything: "What are you guys trying to do?"

"This boat is going too fast. I need you to destroy part of the engine to slow her down without triggering a chain of disasters." Bruce explained calmly. ghost.

Andrew trembled subconsciously, photographed by Batman's aura.

"You want to destroy the Titanic? No, I will never allow it!" Andrew cherished the ship as he cherished his own life.

Bruce raised his eyebrows and asked gloomily, "Do you think I'm asking for your opinion?"

The petite oriental beauty stepped forward, grabbed a tall man by the collar and lifted it up, and slammed it viciously against the bulkhead, her face dripping with horror: "You have two choices, do us a favor, or go feed the sharks in the sea. "

"No, you can't do this, I won't give in..." Andrew gritted his teeth.

Uh huh, a tough one, but so what?Batman doesn't know how many hard bones he has gnawed. Didn't those desperadoes open their mouths under his hands?The gentleman just wasn't frightened enough.

The oriental beauty smiled, dragged her out of the room, locked Andrew's resistance with physical skills, and slid onto the deck mast.On an April night, the sea breeze was gentle, the sky was clear and the moon was bright, Bruce easily pushed the gag down.

Andrew let out a muffled scream, and when he was about to touch the water, Bruce pulled his ankle with a noose.The Dark Knight pulled up a little, and threw the rope to the frowning Captain America in the distance. Andrew was pulled up again, and he was hanging upside down to talk to the Oriental Beauty.

The femme fatale girl whispered softly, but whispered like a devil: "One last chance, this time I won't scare you again."

Andrew stared wide-eyed, watching Bruce put the knife on the rope, making a gesture to cut it off——

The engineer shook his head crazily. He is a civilized person, a refined gentleman. He has never accepted such exciting activities. He has not fallen down again, and his heart probably stopped beating.

"I want to hear the correct answer." Bruce whispered, removing the gag with the towel.

"I...I'll help you." Andrew said tremblingly.