[Comprehensive British and American] Those years when I was a bat

Hannibal was arrested by the police without even waking up. The evidence is conclusive. Not to mention being caught by Iron Man, the food on the dining table and in the food bag has also been inspected. It is all human flesh and internal organs, and the smart The police remembered the missing female student named Marina, called up the genetic information and compared it, and determined that some of the "ingredients" came from her.

As soon as this news came out, the entire United States was in an uproar, not to mention Bruce's seniors. Although they were lucky enough to escape Hannibal's poisonous hands, they all vomited for several days when they thought of eating those things. It left a deep psychological shadow, especially when Luna was still the other party's friend.

What's it like to eat your best friend and roommate?

Because of Iron Man's all-encompassing role, he made a big splash in the media, but not many people paid attention to "Yi Ling", only the little girl was also one of those unlucky students, and her acquaintances still came. Condolences to her, even Yi Ling's parents called to ask.

Of course, it was impossible for Bruce to be frightened in any way.

The end of the semester is coming soon, he has obtained excellent grades from the professors in all subjects, and the semester of exchange students is also over, he can finally return to the lovely and lovely Eastern World, and continue to enjoy the joy of the mysterious enchantment Protect.

The Avengers have nothing to do with him.

Then, after the exam, he was kidnapped on his way out of the campus to go to the supermarket to buy something.Yes, Batman can be kidnapped, even in another world, he was once kidnapped as Bruce Wayne.

How did you get away that time?Bruce recalled, remembering that when the kidnapper was away, the moment he opened the handcuffs, the three-color alien pierced through the ceiling and flew in front of him with an anxious expression on his face.

Tsk tsk, does he look like he needs help?

Just like the current situation, the reason why Bruce didn't directly kick the kidnapper to death was not because he couldn't, but because he wanted information!There is an old saying in China that is good, only a thousand days to be a thief, how can there be a thousand days to guard against a thief?

What's more, those kidnappers yelled, "Why did the boss tie this up? She's not that princess."

Because he had a hanging ring in his hand, Bruce didn't panic, let those people arrest him, flew to an underground base by plane, and was detained separately.

To be honest, "Yi Ling", an ordinary Chinese girl, has nothing worth kidnapping, and it's impossible for those people to know that she is a mage, didn't they even confiscate the ring?

Then why arrest him?

After a day of doubts, Bruce finally saw the so-called "boss", a hippie-style black man, wearing old casual clothes from the 80s, with neurotic exaggeration in every move.

His name is Valentine, a tech genius, a billionaire, and a psycho.

He believes that the various problems in human society today are ultimately due to the large population.Because the population is too large, the environment is degraded, because the population is too large, the resources are reduced, and people have to fight each other for resources.

"It's all because of the population problem." The psychopath raised a finger: "The earth is our mother, and we are like a cancer on the mother, multiplying excessively and unplanned until we kill her, so I plan to kill her by myself." Nine ways to solve the problem of excessive global population growth - let them injure themselves, you can use it as a special medicine to kill cancer."

Bruce squinted at Valentine, fine, another lunatic who should report to Arkham, but the world doesn't have Arkham.Although I really want to hit him, I still have to bear it and see what else he wants to say.

所以，为什么反派都喜欢解释那么多？你不问都叨逼叨说个半天。因为这样……比较有成就感？

Valentine also demonstrates his secret weapon to Bruce and a man next to him with a bun face and unhappy face: a sound wave that can make people can kill each other. He plans to cover the entire earth with satellites and let people all over the world kill people.

"This base will shield sound waves, and I invented a device and put it here..." He touched the man's ear, and the latter showed an unhappy look, and put Valentine He retracted his hand in fright.

"He who has this device cannot die, that is, our friend."

Bruce fiddled with the handcuffs on his hands and looked at him sideways. Valentine didn't dare to harass that man anymore, so he had to look at this bully Chinese girl. He smiled and asked, "Do you know why I arrested you? Hmm Hmph, I did arrest a lot of important people, after all they are unwilling to cooperate with my plan, I have to help them."

"But you, you are just an ordinary person."

Bruce ignored him, knowing that the talker would explain himself.

Sure enough, Valentine said excitedly: "This plan, in addition to the king's agents will stop me, there are Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D., but I have an old relationship with S.H.I.E.L.D....you don't need to know this , anyway, the Avengers, especially Tony Stark, won't let me go easily, he can easily find out about this plan, but he didn't!"

"He was so involved in another thing during this period that he didn't notice what I did to the satellite."

Bruce frowned. Tony has been investigating the Eastern Immortal's affairs recently, and he is too obsessed.Because of that sentence Howard left in his notebook, Iron Man is not very clear-headed when it comes to things involving his father.

"He's too obsessed with you." Valentine's eyes lit up, as if he was a great detective. "At that time, I knew that all supermodel stars are fake, and his true love is you!"

……

Brother, is there something wrong with your brain?

How did you come to such a stupid conclusion?Even Batman couldn't control the idiot-looking shocked expression on his face, and finally realized that he was kidnapped because of an innocent disaster. Was Valentine trying to threaten Stark with himself?

What kind of divine logic is this? ! !

Not only Bruce, but even the bun face next to him blinked. Since he walked in, he had a face of "don't mess with me" for thousands of years, and he didn't know where Valentine got it.

"As for you, I don't know who you are yet, but obviously there are several people in the White House who attach great importance to you. After you got lost in France, they have been contacting each other to find you." Valentine rubbed his chin. Don't know the name, he originally wanted to test his own killing sound waves in France, but this was the only person in the whole area who survived.

He wasn't dead, didn't even make a move, just stood there like he'd been hit with a pause button.

It wasn't until Valentine's men brought people to see him that this man regained a little sanity, but he didn't speak from the beginning to the end, and everyone had a bad face when he saw him. After he disappeared, several important figures in the White House secretly ordered Looking for him, even SHIELD had a change, so Valentine became more interested, so he was arrested at the base.

"I will figure out your identity." Valentine said confidently.

The bun-faced man was disdainful, and moved his hands a little. Valentin was so frightened that he yelled "Wow!" and backed away, but in fact, he just gave away his arm that was uncomfortable from the handcuffs, revealing the metal-colored arm under the long sleeve.

Valentine should have prayed for himself that the Winter Soldier's mind continued to go awry.That sound wave probably influenced Hydra's commands, making the Winter Soldier non-aggressive for the moment, but only for the moment.

Thinking about it this way, Valentine is really a fucking talent!

Dare to kill Hydra, S.H.I.E.L.D., Avengers, and Batman in one breath. It is unprecedented. Do you think you are a giant?Tell me, who gave you confidence?

Those big men in the White House, needless to say, are members of Hydra. At this moment, Hydra is about to become a mad snake, and Tony knows that "Yi Ling" has been kidnapped, his face becomes extremely ugly, and he puts on the armor directly .

After mourning Harry, Merlin, Roxy, and Eggsy at King's headquarters decided to head to their destination to kill Valentine, protect innocent people in the world, and stop this crazy plan.

可能因为囚室不够多，布鲁斯和包子脸男人关在一间，被押回囚室后，他看了看对方撅起来的嘴，下意识问道：“你饿了吗？”

Baozi nodded aggrievedly, nonsense, Hydra's work meal was terrible, and after being captured by Valentine, this idiot never gave him anything to eat, of course he would be hungry.

"I want to eat, I want to eat plums."

Bruce didn't know whether he should be shocked by his frankness, or by the fact that a big man could have such an aggrieved and peaceful expression. He silently dug out a piece of chocolate from his pocket, which was stuffed when a classmate looked at her. over here.

"Put it up first, I'll find a way to get us out."

"Get out?" The bad-headed Winter Soldier tilted his head, "Why?"

"You can only eat plums when you go out." Bruce also saw that this person had some mental problems, so he gave a reason casually.

Baozilian thought for a moment, and was convinced!So the next moment, Bruce looked at him, using that metal arm to pinch the iron railings together like plasticine, revealing a big hole for people to come in and out.

"Your treat?" The Winter Soldier suddenly had a flash of inspiration, thinking of this crucial question.

"...Okay." Bruce swallowed the word "no" silently.