[Comprehensive British and American] Those years when I was a bat

However, after Dean finished yelling, no one paid attention to him.

Gabriel is an archangel, but a self-proclaimed trickster who likes sweets, beautiful women and all funny things.Winchester and him had been feuding for a long time, of course it wouldn't be a bloody feud, but it was the kind that felt like a beating if you saw it.

"He's not a bad guy, he's just... more nervous." Sam tried to defend Gabriel.

But seeing Dean raised his eyebrows, he couldn't believe it, "Sami, are you serious? Do you remember how I died a hundred times?"

"You don't remember that." Sam snapped back.

"But you remember! Don't you know how much this incident has caused you?!" The soul of the brother-in-law was burning, and it was obvious that Gabriel had caused a great psychological shadow on Sam last time.

But also, trapping Sam in hallucinations, repeating the same day, making him see his brother lost in various ways over and over again.No matter what method you use, you can't stop it. It's a fucking thing.

"But Dean, he didn't really hurt you, and I'm fine." Sam gently reassured his brother.

Yi Ling only felt that the pair of brothers in front of him were showing affection, which was really eye-catching.

Dealing with the archangels is not difficult, and it is not easy to say, three methods: the only four archangel blades left in the world can kill them, don’t think about this, they are all in the hands of the four archangels themselves; The holy oil that traps the angels is easy to get, but Dean said that they put it in the trunk, and now they can't get out; the angel expulsion spell is also available, but it will not be effective until Gabriel shows up.

"That bastard likes to watch theatre, last time he mixed in the crowd to watch jokes." Dean was indignant.

"That means..." Yi Ling looked at the group of "demons and goblins" behind the host Basharov, and the so-called archangel might be among the crowd.

"That's right, we have to cooperate with his good show, participate in this damned psychic reality show, and then win the damned champion before we can enter the next damning link!" Dean scolded three fucks in a row, fully expressing his heart Feelings.

So everyone could only be patient and listen to the host finish the nonsense.

The Russian supernatural reality show "Battle of Psychics" is the No.14 season this year. Besides, the Russians are really good. This kind of show dares to shoot randomly, and they are not afraid of attracting real people.

Well, today's Maozi is still doing tricks to die!

"Mages", "witches" and "psychic mediums" from all over the world gathered together. They have to pass the audition prepared by the film crew before they can officially enter the competition. Generally speaking, the official competition is to solve various supernatural cases, or Find people to find things and such.

Yi Ling and the other three followed the crowd into a movie theater. There was a huge black curtain on the stage, and the requirement was to guess what was behind the curtain within the specified time. Everyone looked at Winchester expectantly.

Dean jumped up as if being burned: "No, we are witchers, not magic sticks."

"The difference?" Jason crossed his arms and said disdainfully.

"The two are completely different! Okay, our job is only to find that damned monster, kill that damned monster, the task is completed, go home and pick up girls!" Dean raised his hand smartly, and got three supercilious eyes.

It seems that their audition is about to fail, um... By the way, what would Gabriel do if he didn't see a good show?Thinking of that archangel's sense of humor and self-willedness that was different from ordinary people, the Wen family brothers couldn't help but shudder.

The little girl decided to struggle again, she secretly ran to the curtain, but no one stopped her.The people in front of the curtain cast their own spells and reported their answers to the staff.Yi Ling stared at several staff members with signs, observing their micro-expressions.

"Blood, pain, bugs, and women." Yi Ling said as he returned to his seat.

The Wen family brothers looked blank, and the little girl explained: "When the contestants uttered these words, I saw the staff's expressions change. It should be something with a little edge."

"Can you tell me what normal sentences can be made from these four words?"

"Idiot, isn't it just that a bug is biting a woman, and it hurts when the bite bleeds!"

Jason and Dean seem to have a natural mismatch, and they quarreled again.Sam and Yi Ling each pulled one, and then decided to report their answers to the program team.Then when the curtain came down, everyone was in shock!

I saw that it was a woman wearing an off-the-shoulder dress, her bare shoulders were covered with leeches, and there were a few meandering red bloodstains on the wound, and those leeches had been there for an unknown period of time, and they all swelled white and fat .

As expected... it is... a fighting nation...

When the staff came to let them register the official entry information, Sam quickly said that they were together. Most of the "Battle of the Psychic" reality show has one person, one spot, but there are also groups, maybe people have to form a group to cast spells!

"You four?" The staff member looked confused.

"Yeah, we're a group called, uh, called the Ghostbusters?" Dean said nonchalantly, but he was speaking in English and the staff couldn't catch it and wanted him to repeat it.

The little girl Yi Ling was mean for a while, and complained in Russian: "It's better to be called Gunara the God of Darkness."

Don't laugh, she watched TV every day when she was a child, okay!

"Gunara God of Darkness." The staff members lowered their heads and quickly wrote down, looking for the next contestant.

The three men silently turned their heads to stare at the person who caused the trouble. Yi Ling took a step back with sincerity on his face: "I really didn't know he would take it seriously, so I just said something casually, you believe me...don't hit me!"

No matter how they settle accounts with Yi Ling, the name of this bloody group has been decided, and the main force of the team is Yi Ling.The Wen family brothers were useless at all, and after that they searched for people hiding in the trunks of 24 cars, relying on Yi Ling to observe the expression of the bearded host.

"You know that if we go on like this, we will reveal our secrets sooner or later, right?" Yi Ling frowned.

She can only observe the other contestants and the host. Once the film crew adopts a double-blind experiment and the contestants enter the arena to solve problems one by one, they will hang on there.

"Take one step at a time." Jason rubbed his brows, he felt so tired that he was about to lose control of Hu Lai's hand.Ahhh, where are his dual guns?

And Yi Ling sighed unhappily towards the sky, at this moment she missed Constantine very much.On the far side of Africa, Zha Kang sneezed, reached out and threw the bottle that sealed the devil into the pocket of the windbreaker, and said to Zatanna: "Are you looking for a bat? Then take me one, I haven't seen Winchester yet." Brother."

Things became even weirder in the next few days. The contestants were eliminated to ten people, and four of them were still in a group. On this day, they were brought into a dark room. A woman with short blonde hair was sitting next to the host. in a black package.

"Welcome, Gunara God of Darkness." The host said a shameful line in a serious manner, and could only say that Russians don't understand the emoji culture on the Chinese Internet.

"There is a black cloth on our table. Please take a look and see what is inside."

Guessing things again, every time this time comes, Yi Ling misses Superman very much. If Carl is here, he can just open his clairvoyant eyes. Anyway, the three men around him can't be counted on at all.

Under everyone's attention, Yi Ling put his hands on the black cloth, pretending to perceive, and in the host's expectant eyes, he stiffly read out the shameful lines: "Gunara, the God of Darkness, Huhu Pull, Black Immortal Magic Light."

Bruce on the other side of his mind held back his laughter, even Batman couldn't bear such a funny scene.Yi Ling gritted his teeth and accused ruthlessly, "Oh, so Batman also watches "Ba La La Little Demon Fairy"?"

So, master, how on earth did you know about Gunara? !

"During the summer vacation, your little niece came to play at home, and it was on the TV." Then the dark knight, who watched all directions and listened to all directions, listened to it. Although he didn't deliberately remember it, the name was so magical that it was really difficult. forget.

"I'm going crazy." Yi Ling sighed.

"No, you've done a good job, keep an eye on Gabriel's trail." Bruce cleared his throat, and got back to business, "We can fuse together spiritually, and you can do the magic that the Ancient One taught, but my physique No magical talent."

What's more, the magic systems of the two worlds are different, and they cannot bear the consequences of using them indiscriminately.

Yi Ling sighed secretly, and turned her attention back to the scene. Of course she couldn't see what was under the black cloth, but she could see the longing and sadness in the blonde woman's eyes, which belonged to... a mother's eyes.

"It's your child." Yi Ling said to the woman. The latter was about to cry on the spot. The little girl's heart sank, she knew that the child was more than likely dead, and it should not have died, otherwise the woman would not have found the filming crew. , that is to find someone?

"He has been away from you for a long time and disappeared. You can't find where he is." Yi Ling stared at the woman's expression, and carefully expressed his speculation: "It's not only your child who happened, but also your other relatives. I have lost a lot, so I want to know where the children are... It is not man-made, it is a natural disaster, and they died in a natural disaster."

What natural disaster causes people to go missing and their bodies never found?Tornadoes, floods, etc. are all possible, but you can't say too absolutely, otherwise it will be ugly when you hit the face.

Yi Shengun Ling already knew the essence of fortune-telling on the street. She said paradoxically: "I saw the ground trembling, the sky was dark, and there was surging water, a lot of water, and people screamed in my ears. Voice."

The blond woman finally cried, and the host opened the black cloth at the right time, and inside was a set of boy's clothes, "Her name is Tatiana, her father-in-law and husband died in a flood, and only her son Artem Missing."

Tatyana said eagerly: "They didn't find his body. Maybe he didn't die. Maybe he was in a hospital. Maybe someone took him away." Better than death.

She cleaned the room every day, made up the child's crib, put the doll away, and waited for Al to come back. No matter how her relatives persuaded her, she still firmly believed that the child was still alive, waiting for her mother to find him somewhere, and she could not let the child disappointment.

Damn it, Yi Ling's nose felt sore for a moment.

"The child is probably dead." Bruce was always the calmest one, "Even if he is still alive, it is impossible to find him again."

"I know." The little girl was silent.

The so-called psychic is actually another kind of psychiatrist. When people seek help from them, in addition to giving hints of fate, the more important thing is to help them sort out their hearts.After all, why do people want to control the future and want to turn to supernatural forces for help?Because it is impossible for a mentally healthy and smooth person to hold a psychic as a life-saving straw.

Yi Ling remembered going to the temple with her mother to offer incense when she was a child, and she couldn't understand why the believers kneeling on the futon were so devout, as if they had entrusted their wealth and life to a clay doll?Where is the Buddha?Why can't I see it?

Until she saw a pair of couplets on the Guanyin Temple, she checked the information after she was sensible, and knew that this sentence was just fabricated by later generations, but there are two reasons——

If you don't look back, who will save you from suffering?

If you can change your mind, why should I be merciful?

Eight sufferings in life: Birth is suffering, old age is suffering, sickness is suffering, death is suffering, separation from love is suffering, resentment is suffering, not getting what you want is suffering, and the five skandhas are blazing.But in the final analysis, it is just the natural process of human beings living.

What Tatiana needed was not to find her son, who was probably dead, but someone to use magic as an excuse to take her out of her psychological shadow and to live as a person again.

Yi Ling made a judgment in her heart, she reached out to hold Tatiana's hand, and said with Bruce's most sincere eyes: "I'm sorry, I know you are a mother, and a mother will never give up her child, As long as there is still a glimmer of hope, you will only hurt Artem, because your obsession will trap him in the world, and he will never be able to go to the holy kingdom."