[Comprehensive British and American] Those years when I was a bat

The first to notice something was wrong was Alfred the Butler, oh, always dear Alfred.

The counterfeit Bruce Wayne only wore a pair of underwear, covered himself in a comfortable and soft quilt, and stared at his omnipotent butler holding a dick.Of course, Ah Fu's expression showed that he wasn't joking, if he didn't honestly tell where the real Master Bruce went, he would use a gun to open a few smoking holes in his head!

Oh no, he can't do that, it's the real Bruce Wayne's body!

"This is the last warning, show your identity, and tell me where is Master Bruce?!" Ah Fu raised his gun, and the sternness on his face made the counterfeit feel that the kind and gentle old man in Bruce's memory must be an illusion.

So, she has long felt that Batman has mental problems, such as hysteria or something.

That's right, it's her, not him, the one wearing Master Wayne's body now, uh, is actually a girl.

"I can explain it." The impostor said weakly, using a voice that belonged to Bruce Wayne, which made the old housekeeper even more angry. She swore that at that moment she heard the sound of veins bursting and being loaded.

Oh come on, she's innocent and she doesn't want to.When I woke up, I found that I was not in the dormitory, but woke up on a two-meter-large bed. Fortunately, there was no beautiful girl named Xiaomei lying next to me... Uh, back to the topic, she was also very scared!

"Can you...give me a set of clothes first." The counterfeit said awkwardly.

……

When he was two hours old, the imposter who called himself "Yi Ling" was already fully dressed, obediently sitting at the table eating Alfort's delicious homemade breakfast, and after drinking a cup of milk tea, he still licked the lips Milk froth, of course, and the action is surprisingly sexy with Bruce Wayne's face.

"So, Miss Yi Ling, did you wake up after falling asleep and suddenly found yourself in another world and another body, right? May I venture to ask, Master Bruce..." The old butler hesitated to speak.

"He's supposed to be 'wearing' my body now. Don't worry, I'm just an ordinary girl, and his environment is safe. Apart from being a Chinese girl in her 20s, I just entered university and have military training. But I guess that's not a problem, he's the omnipotent Batman after all."

Butler Alfred raised his eyebrows.

"I can read his memory, just like he can read mine now." Yi Ling pointed to his head.

"Do you understand why this happened?"

"I don't know." Yi Ling shook her head obediently. After eating the sandwich that was so delicious that she swallowed her fingers, she took another blueberry biscuit from the basket and said, "But I'm very obedient. You can ask me to do whatever you want." It's okay, Fu."

Like pretending to be Bruce Wayne or something.But Batman is still exempt, too dangerous.

"...Then, Miss Yi Ling. I will try my best to cooperate with you in playing the role of Master Bruce in the past few days." Ah Fu thought about it calmly, and finally recovered his usual calm quality.Then he took the biscuit basket from Yi Ling's hand with the same calm attitude: "Why don't you start with the etiquette at Wayne's house, what do you think?"

No, not at all!Let go of that basket of cute blueberry biscuits!

Yi Ling, who was wearing Bruce Wayne's handsome face, showed a distraught expression, as if Ah Fu was the chief culprit who broke her and the true love of her life.Ah Fu's calm expression drifted for a moment, well, this is his master's face after all, and his master is usually not so... lively.

The girl who knew that she couldn't get the biscuits back from the big devil of the butler finally gave up. She sat on the chair like a beaten eggplant and said quietly: "I've never been a Batman. I mean, Bruce Wayne Forget it, as long as you’re a playboy, you’ll be fine with your job. But I guess Batman is on night watch, maybe he’s also on duty at the Justice League watchtower?”

Ah Fu gave a noncommittal "hmm".

"Then if the lunatics in Arkham suddenly decide to add trouble to Batman these days, or some alien villain intends to bring some fun to the world, Afu, are you sure I want to use Mr. Wayne's body to fight against the enemy? I'm afraid that the enemy army will beat him up. You know, I was always handicapped when I was playing Pesticide for the Dead." Yi Ling continued to look at Butler Xia mournfully.

Of course Ah Fu is aware of this problem, so he is thinking.

"I don't know what it would be like to die in this body, but I think it's best not to try."

Well, you win, girl.

"Miss Yi Ling, you can stay in Wayne Manor these days without going anywhere." Afu said decisively: "I can inform Master Dick about the night watch. As for the Justice League, I think Mr. Superman will understand There are times when Batman is sick and out of work, because he's only one person after all."

"Ah Fu, blueberry biscuits... Anyway, I don't have to pretend to be Mr. Wayne, so I don't have to follow the etiquette of the Wayne family, right?" Yi Ling raised his head and stared eagerly at the old housekeeper with those ice blue eyes.

Alfo coughed lightly, and refused, "You've already eaten a sandwich and drank two cups of milk tea. I have to take care of the young master's body, lest he find himself so fat that he can't even climb a batplane when he comes back."

... He was so reasonable that I was speechless.

It felt good to be idle in Wayne Manor, and Yi Ling wisely didn't visit the Bat Cave.Despite the memory of her taking over the body, Batman basically doesn't have any secrets from her anymore.

Fortunately, she didn't have to meet Bruce Wayne, otherwise Yi Ling doubted whether Batman would simply kill himself in order to keep those SSS-level secrets.

Lying in the library of Wayne Manor, Yi Ling took out a heavy book that smelled like a book, but she couldn't understand a single word, opened it, then lay down boneless on the sofa, and put the book Sleep on your face.The smell of ink on the book is very good, which makes people feel more drowsy.

Oh what a lovely afternoon.

If only there hadn't been a door-breaking Nightwing in the whole thing.

In Bruce's memory, his first adopted son, the eldest Dick Grayson, also known as Nightwing, has been flying solo for several years; the second youngest, Jason, was killed by a clown two years ago, and his body was buried in Wei In the family cemetery behind En Manor, the third young Tim is participating in a five-day group field practice organized by the school.

Dick received a call from Ah Fu, and the old butler didn't dare to go into too much detail on the phone.Under Afu's oblique hints, Dick thought that something had happened to Bruce, and he couldn't even patrol Gotham at night!Immediately, he was startled in his heart, knowing that for a control freak like Batman, unless he is really dying, he will never give up the night watch.

So, he dropped everything at hand and rushed to Wayne Manor like crazy.After Alfred told him that Bruce was in the library, he impulsively broke in without even saying hello.

So what did he see? !

He saw Bruce lying on the sofa as if he had no bones, and God knows what version of the ancient law code was covered on his face. After hearing the sound, he lifted the book up a little bit, and looked at it moistly with bored eyes. He glanced.

Hiss—Dick swears, for a split second, he thought Bruce had his brains eaten by aliens.

The good afternoon nap was completely ruined, and Yi Ling had to get up and explain to Dick again.This explanation resulted in a stunned Nightwing who was almost on the verge of collapse.

"So, Bruce is a college girl now?"

"Well, he's unlucky. I just happened to be on my period recently." Yi Ling said calmly, and Yeyi almost crashed again.

"When will he come back?!" The young master went crazy.

Yi Ling pouted, and this expression unexpectedly matched Bruce's handsome and innocent face: "I don't know either."

"..." The young master was silent for a moment, and finally said as if to admit defeat: "Stay here well, don't go out and run around, don't do strange things with his body, or don't blame me for being rude!"

Yi Ling looked at Ye Yi with strange eyes, and asked curiously, "What strange thing are you referring to?"

Oh, you are enough, you are enough!

Dick was too lazy to talk to this person, he left the library with a twitch of the corner of his mouth, found Alfred who was making tea in the pantry in the living room, and said with a slightly sullen face, "I don't believe her."

"Forgive me, Master Dick, even if we don't believe Miss Yi Ling, we have no other choice." Alfo said calmly, without stopping the movements of his hands.

"We can ask the Justice League for help. Whether it's technology or magic, we can always find a reason and a solution." Dick was a little irritable, but it was hard for him not to be irritable.The body of Batman, his adoptive father, former partner, an important member of Zhenglian, and the guardian of Gotham is being occupied by an inexplicable girl with a mouth full of running trains.

"I don't think it's necessary to be so radical." Ah Fu handed Dick a cup of tea, "What kind of person do you think Miss Yi Ling is?"

"Her? I can't tell. She feels very contradictory to me. On the one hand, she is just an ordinary college girl according to her description, but her attitude is too calm, as if she already knew who Batman is."

"What I'm asking is, what kind of person do you think she is? Is she malicious? Will she hurt Master Bruce?"

"...No, she doesn't look malicious."

"Yes, this is also my intuition as an elderly person. She doesn't look like a person with evil intentions." Ah Fu smiled, "In fact, I still have a feeling that Miss Yi Ling might give some Unexpected change."