he is sick [entertainment circle]

Chapter 7

Gu Jingnan's house

Close the door, block all sight, and go straight to the sofa.

Gu Jingnan's house is not very big, an apartment of more than 100 square meters, but the functions are relatively complete.In addition to the basic configuration of the room, there is also a study room and a fitness room.

Turning on the TV, Gu Jingnan went straight to the sports channel.At this point, it happens to be the live broadcast of the basketball game.

At the same time as the sound of the game sounded, a slightly indifferent voice also appeared, "Change channel, CCTV-2."

As soon as the voice fell, another voice full of anger sounded again: "I don't!"

On TV, the atmosphere inside and outside the arena was enthusiastic, the audience waved their flags and shouted hoarsely, and the players rushed left and right and tried their best.The more lively the world inside the TV is, the more deserted the world outside the TV is.

What was even more weird was that there was actually only one person in the room where the voices of two people came out - Gu Jingnan.

There was no light on, the heavy curtains were drawn, and the room was dark.Only the light from the TV shines on the white wall.

Weird and deserted.

The voice that seemed indifferent suddenly laughed in a low voice, as if laughing at an ignorant child. "Do you know how long it took for the ancient ape to evolve into|man?"

"Why are you asking that?" murmured a vibrant voice. "You must be laughing at me again."

The elegant voice seemed to be delighted, "More than 2000 million years."

"How long did it take to go from primitive man to civilized man?"

The energetic voice hesitated, "30 years?"

There was another chuckle, "Little fool, it's 300 million years."

"Oh." I wanted to show a cold face, but in the end I couldn't help my inner curiosity, knowing that this was the same as before, a pit.But he still couldn't help but obediently walked into the pit, "What are you talking about?"

"It took human beings such a long time to become a civilized person, but you have really failed this long evolution." With obvious teasing, of course, full of intimacy.

"Damn!" After experiencing countless ridicules, he was able to get exactly what the other party wanted to say.This means that he can't control his habit of beating people violently, and he is a barbarian.

"What are you and me?" Gu Jingnan said angrily, "We are one person!"

After finishing speaking, Gu Jingnan also seemed to feel that something was weird.It's a little weird when "we" is associated with a person.

There was not so much time for him to be surprised, Gu Jingnan's smiling voice sounded again, "Well, okay, we are one person."

Hearing these words with an obvious smile, Gu Jingnan suddenly lost his temper. "Go and watch your "Economic Information Network." After finishing speaking, he immediately changed the TV channel, and as if to show something on purpose, he threw the remote control on the sofa again.

Of course, the sofa is very soft, no matter how hard you drop it, it's useless.

"Let's watch together." Gu Jingnan's comforting meaning was very obvious.

One person, one face, two voices, two characters.

Gu Jingnan knew that they were patients with split personality.However, unlike other patients who pinch each other's personalities, their primary and secondary personalities get along very well.Well, after all, such unilateral suppression can be regarded as a kind of harmony.

Slightly younger, full of vigor and vitality, is the main personality.The other cold and elegant one is the sub-personality.

The two personalities have been together in this state for more than ten years.To be precise, since Gu Jingnan's mother died, he has become them.

However, in the very beginning, the secondary personality appeared very infrequently, appearing only once in a few months.But as the age grows, the secondary personality appears more and more frequently.In the recent period, the main personality can perceive the existence of the sub-personality almost anytime and anywhere.

Appearance is appearance, appearance does not mean taking control of the body.

Gu Jingnan's sub-personality doesn't care about this, nor is it dedicated to grabbing control of the body like other people's sub-personalities.Gu Jingnan's main personality didn't matter either, and he wasn't worried that his sub-personality would steal his position.

Because the main character is right, they were originally one person.

Pulling the timeline back to the past, Gu Jingnan was the only person who spent the lonely time with Gu Jingnan.

Tens of millions of years have passed, not to mention this short period of 10 minutes?With the outflow of soothing music at the end of the film, the appearance of frames of natural beauty in various places announces the end of the program.

At this time, the basketball game that the protagonist wants to watch is not over yet.But he still did not leave the financial channel.Because after the end of "Economic Information Network", it is "CCTV Financial Review".This show, the sub-personality is also something to watch.

As for the basketball game?

Anyway, there is a replay~

He will accompany him to watch boring financial programs, and he will also accompany him to watch inexplicable basketball games.

Taking advantage of the commercial time, the main character left the sofa and tiptoed to the refrigerator, preparing to quietly take out a can of Coke.But before he stretched out his evil hand, the sub-personality caught him right away: "Huh?"

But the main personality knew it, and the hateful sub-personality knew it from the very beginning!

Even though he knew the bad behavior of the sub-personality, the main personality didn't dare to say much, he just laughed, and the hand that reached out to Coke naturally turned to the mineral water bottle.It's like he planned it in the first place, "I...uh, I'm going to get mineral water."

The voice coming out of the nasal cavity sounds very lazy and has no deterrent effect.But the main personality still willingly listens to the sub-personality.This is not because the main personality has been educated by the sub-personality. From the beginning, the main personality is very obedient to the sub-personality.

Do not drink carbonated drinks, drink less coffee, do not smoke, drink alcohol in moderation, try to go to bed early and get up early every day, exercise and so on.

Every item, the main character tries his best to complete it.

It's for his own good, he knows it.

Only he can love himself so much.

The master closed the refrigerator door sullenly.The bottle of Coke, which had been out of date for three years, returned to the darkness again.

CCTV's commercials never last long, and by the time Gu Jingnan returned to the sofa, "CCTV Financial Review" had already started.He re-screwed the cap of the mineral water bottle, put him on the coffee table, and then sat upright, ready to watch the show.

"Do you have any questions?" The secondary personality suddenly asked.

When they watch financial programs, they usually don't talk. Only when the main personality watches the program, he can't help but talk to the secondary personality.

The main personality was a bit strange and the sub-personality was abnormal, but he didn't think too much about it. "What do you want to ask? Ah, that's right. Why did you come out suddenly today?"

What he said was not the current communication, but the control of the body for a period of time.From the time when the crew "sieged" Gu Jingnan until Su Mu came over, during this period, the givers of the physical reactions were all sub-personalities.

Before, every time the sub-personality came out, I would say hello to him instead of coming out directly.

The main character asks this question because he is worried about whether there is something wrong with the sub-personality, not because he is afraid that he will be eliminated.

The difference during this period, the sub-personality is of course clear.In other words, he didn't consider the second situation at all.

"I do not know either."

Protagonist: ...you don't know what you want to ask me? !angry.

"Then why did you suddenly go in again?"

"Same as above." The sub-personality was very simple and omitted, just like when he agreed with Zhang Lv said before.It's just that everyone didn't know what he said at the time, agreeing that the brain is a good thing, but now the protagonist clearly understands what he means by ditto—"I don't know either."

The main character is expressionless: "I suddenly feel itchy, what should I do?"

The sub-personality laughed, and offered his opinion very sincerely: "How about a slap?"

Gu Jingnan silently picked up the water on the coffee table, silently took a few big gulps, and then silently squeezed the bottle into a ball.

After dispelling the anger in his heart, he narrowed his eyes and continued to ask: "What was your plan at the time?"

Facing the self who was in the same heart as her, Gu Jingnan's words were obviously more concise.The full version of this sentence should be: If you didn't enter suddenly, how would you deal with Zhang Lv and Wu Dao at that time?All your actions at that time were intentional!I can't believe you don't have back tricks.

The person who knows you best is yourself.

Of course Gu Jingnan knew Gu Jingnan.He knows who he is.She looks elegant and gentle, but in fact she is full of bad water. If she goes crazy one day, she might not even be able to do anything.

But the main character is different, he is a bit stupider than the sub-personality, a bit stupid, a bit dull, a bit grumpy, ahem, but he is upright!He is kind!

One is like a dense fog hiding turbulent waves under the calm surface of the abyss, and the other is a crackling flame under the sun.

It took human beings more than tens of millions of years to become civilized people and abandon the most primitive way of venting.Although the method of beating someone is brutal and brutal, compared to it, the damage it brings is less.

The master character doesn't hold grudges, and if he has grudges, he usually beats him face to face.

As for the sub-personality, he is like a poisonous snake spitting out a letter, lurking in the thick darkness, waiting for the right time, and hitting it with one blow.

Just as the sub-personality will control the main personality and let him go to bed early and get up early to exercise, the main personality will also control the sub-personality to prevent the turbulent fog in his heart from leaking out.

Logically speaking, this time, it was the secondary personality's turn to be embarrassed.But the rank of the sub-personality is obviously much higher than that of the main personality. Not only was he not embarrassed, but he even took over the main personality. His tone was flat, and he dropped a heavy |pound message: "Su Mu likes you."

Before the main personality could speak, the sub-personality said again in a flat tone: "He wants to fuck you."

The sub-personality blinked, and his tone was filled with an active factor called beating: "Don't tell me you're so stupid, didn't you see it?"

The author has something to say: 1.

It was Xiao Er Gu who killed in the wedge, and of course it was Xiao Yi Gu who had an agreement with Xiao Er Gu.

2.

[A small theater that has nothing to do with the main text]

One:

Xiao Yigu: I'm so angry, I want to hit someone.

Xiao Er Gu: Hit it, anyway, it hurts you too.

two:

Su Mu: Anan, you don't know that I like you, I...

Gu Jingnan: Oh, I know.

Su Mu: Anan, it's not the elder brother's liking for the younger brother!

Gu Jingnan: Oh, that's because I want to fall in love with me.

Su Mu: I'm so angry, the well-prepared speech went to waste.

Xiaoer Gu: When it's over, brush off your clothes and hide your achievements and fame.