Old sake
Chapter 1
"Old Wine" by Dilemma
The fragrance of wine is not afraid of the depth of the alley, but the person who enters the alley is a hooligan.
Summary:
The author Gong · Cang Jingxing x Wannian Dead House Shaking M Reader · Chen Nian, the two are also tenants x landlords.
Chen Nian is a 27-year-old leftover O, the pheromone is the smell of old wine, a century-old mellow fragrance, everyone who slept with him passed out drunk at the last step, and finally met a high-quality A Cang Jingxing who was immune.
As a result, the reality is too cruel. This A is actually a hooligan. Not only is his product bad, but his style of life is also bad.
Chen Nian was suffering in his heart and was too confused to speak.
Vice cp: Cordyceps-flavored Qiu Si Nian (A) x Ginseng-flavored Fang Yu (O), health preservation group.
1. This is called a two-pronged approach
"Notification of Suspension of Updates: Because the author has to work hard for the end of the term, this article is temporarily suspended, but everyone can rest assured that we have an outline, and we can make up for it at any time."
Chen Nian sucked on instant noodles, and was going to read the article he was chasing recently for dinner, but now he almost smashed his tablet.
This rubbish author, he has read a series of articles in the article list, each article has a different theme and a different style of writing, as soon as the article is opened, it starts to be updated crazily, and the longest article has been updated for a full three months, except for one day when the website crashed No more updates, the rest of the time is full of writing.
Just such a seemingly hard-working author, every time the plot progresses to the most complicated and exciting moment, there will be a stop update notice, and the reason is without exception, all of which are "working hard for the end of the term".
It's only the end of the knitting period in April, and it's not so silky to plan for a rainy day.
But there is such a group of readers who are shaking M like old age, always holding the luck that this article may end, they fall into the trap one after another, and finally fall into the trap of being abandoned again.
Week after week, never tired of it.
Chen Nian took a deep breath and finally calmed down. He touched the tablet he just bought a few days ago with fear. The protective case he bought for it hadn't arrived halfway, and he almost inserted it into the instant noodles.
It is not you who are guilty, but the author of the dog.
Chen Nian stood up angrily, and the instant noodles became dull, ready to be poured out, and some fruit was taken from the refrigerator to calm down.
The instant noodle soup had a strong smell, and he didn't want to go downstairs to take out the garbage for a while. It was the second floor anyway, and he was going to dump it at the sewer pipe and go down the drain together.
Anyway, this apartment is his, and he can do whatever he wants.
But he still had a sense of shame, so Chen Nian stretched out his white wrist, which had been bred all the year round, holding his face out, and fell down with a clatter.
"Grass! Who is so wicked!"
Chen Nian's entire body trembled in fright at this angry scolding, and his pheromones were almost out of control. In the end, he lost his grip and the entire noodle bucket fell down, only to hear a muffled crackling sound.
"Grass!"
It sounded like it didn't fall to the ground.
With a guilty conscience, Chen Nian curled up into a ball and went back into the room, praying in his heart that this person would not come up and beat him, then glanced at the balcony, rushed to lock the balcony door and pulled the curtains to make sure that no light could come in.
His memory of being in disrepair vaguely reminded him that there was a tenant on the first floor who was Alpha. Don't just run into mold and someone climbed in through the sewer pipe.
His powerless Omega has not yet been executed on the spot!
Fortunately, he has the last line of defense, pheromone.
The pheromones of other Omega are used to seduce people, he is quite unique, as a 27-year-old old man who has been dead for ten thousand years, there is only one reason why he has not married himself out for so long.
His pheromone smell is old wine, the kind of mellow fragrance that has been put for hundreds of years. When the love is strong, poor Alpha will get drunk when he smells it. Without exception, he will sleep on him. Move yourself.
He hated it in his heart, let it go to sleep, some snored loudly, and some even hugged him and called his mother.
Mom, you are big, my ass is itchy, but you poke it!
After bumping against the wall a few times, Chen Nian no longer thought about this shit anymore. Inhibitors are well developed these days, and toys are easy to use. At least the toys won't get you drunk just by smelling them.
Besides, with the rent of such a building, he doesn't have to worry about food and clothing, and he lives a very nourishing life.
And every time Chen Nian's mother talked about marriage with him, he would justly reply: "Who told you to take this name, Chen Nian Lao Jiu, Chen Nian Lao Jiu, you will get drunk with one sip."
Chen's father and Chen's mother had to shut up, because they would sincerely go to the old monk in the mountains to ask for it when they were born. The old monk also said that the child had a good marriage.
Thinking back, Chen Nian saw that no one climbed up and no one came to smash them, guessing that this matter should be over, so he hummed a little tune and went to the refrigerator to get food, but the ringing of the bell made him startled again.
"Hi, hello, I'm Chen Nian."
"Hey, landlord, I'm Cang Jingxing from 105, someone upstairs poured instant noodles, and there's a whole bucket of instant noodles. Damn it poured me all over me, don't worry."
Chen Nian was overwhelmed when he heard it, and the question was on him, so he had to reply tremblingly: "I'll go and ask..."
"What are you afraid of? Your voice is trembling like this."
Chen Nianxin said, can I not be afraid, sir, you are the Alpha on the first floor, Chen Nian still remembers that day when he squatted on the balcony to watch Alpha move, carrying a TV in one hand and a small freezer in the other, it would kill him more than ants easy.
"Forget it, I remember you are an Omega, don't bother you with this matter, I'll post a notice in your corridor."
Chen Nian finally heaved a sigh of relief, he can go back busy.Right now, he is really thankful for his Omega status, just post it, he has nothing to say when it is all over the corridor, just don't pinch him to death.
He looked up and saw the words "105 Cang" written on the small white board of the refrigerator, and suddenly remembered: "By the way, Mr. Cang, your rent for this month..."
"Oh, I was just about to tell you about this. I lost my mobile phone, and your remittance account number is all in it. Now that the mobile phone has just been brought back, it is difficult to back it up, so I withdraw the money and want to give it to you directly. .”
"Yes, I live in 205."
After Chen Nian blurted out, he wanted to slap himself. Didn't this expose his position and deepen his suspicion, and the voice on the other side made him even more nervous.
"Oh? You live in 205."
Hearing the sound of clothes rubbing on the opposite side, the doorbell remembered. Chen Nian struggled for a while whether to open the door, and finally succumbed to Grandpa Mao's call.
People can be raped, but money can't be ignored.
Chen Nian opened the door with a tragic face, and saw a boy smiling at him with his big white teeth, and water drops hanging from his hair, obviously just washed, a fresh shampoo smelled over his nostrils.
Wow, is this little Alpha shampoo scented?
Chen Nian was fascinated by the beauty in a second, and put aside the worries just now, and felt that this Alpha was probably disgusted by the somewhat cheap shampoo smell, and immediately felt a sense of sympathy.
Cang Jingxing handed a stack of red bills to Chen Nian: "So you live here, I always thought that the upstairs was empty, and there were movements and hauntings all day long."
Chen Nian was a little embarrassed: "I live alone. I'm not used to turning on too many lights, and I don't go out very often. I misunderstood you, haha."
"Well, I'm relieved if it's not haunted."
After saying that, Cang Jingxing waved his hand and went downstairs.
After closing the door, Chen Nian leaned against the door, still reminiscing about the appearance of Alpha just now—this apartment is in the very center of the university town, which really occupies the right time, place and people. He usually sees all kinds of boys, most of whom are Betas, but There are also many Alphas, but there are few Alphas who feel refreshing like the boy just now.
It's like going to a deep mountain to take a breath of air that gathers the essence of heaven and earth, and the whole person is purified in a clear way.
But Chen Nian shook his head, thinking that this kind of high-quality little A probably has a spouse, how can he get an old O like him to pick up the leak?
He dragged on his slippers and walked back to the bedroom, preparing to write an 800-word long comment on the pitiful article, hoping to arouse the author's sense of shame and fill in the ending.
After Cang Jingxing returned to the room downstairs, he touched his newly bought mobile phone and sent a WeChat message to his friend: "You said this landlord is really almost thirty?"
The other side also returned quickly: "Sure, my seniors in graduate school said that he rented a house here a long time ago. What? Did you meet the real person?"
"See you, you're so fucking tender."
That Omega's skin is healthy and white, not sick at all, but also translucent, the hair is a mess that hasn't been done for a long time, the eyes covered by bangs are watery like a deer, and they always lick their lips when talking, teasing People are tight, not to mention the thin neck deep collarbone.
If there were no confessions from all sides saying that he was almost thirty, Cang Jingxing would definitely not believe it.
A few days ago, he happened to hear that the landlord of his apartment was a very good-looking single Omega, so he was a little curious, but he hadn't seen Lushan's true face for several days, and finally saw him today.
The message jumped out again: "Then this is your goal? What about the little reader?"
"It's called a two-pronged approach."
The corner of Cang Jingxing's mouth twitched. He was looking for an excuse to see people, but the excuse was not false. Someone who didn't know how to look at his phone took it away, and all the drafts of the outline stored in it were gone. I made an article.
Speaking of which, before writing that article, he still wanted to work hard to finish writing this article for a loyal reader, but the plan was postponed again.
It's strange to say that although his writing style is highly sought after, but because the quality of his writing is so bad, except for short stories or fan stories with less than [-] words, none of them are seriously completed.Most people are deterred by crimes two or three times, but there is one ID named "Jiujiujiu" who chased all his articles, almost every update
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