[Comprehensive Manga] My love is a male god

The little episode 1 in the extra episode:

For a sweet tooth, what is the most painful thing?

It’s about having a plate of delicious sweets, and before you can eat it, it’s gone.

But for Yinshi, there is nothing more painful than the delicious dessert made by Mrs.

"Gui! You actually ate my cherry blossom cake!"

"Nonsense, I obviously ate buckwheat buns!"

"Hmph, idiot."

"You stole the short fir!"

"Stop making trouble, you three!"

"Fortunately, Ah Yin, I protected a piece." Nibbling on the cherry blossom cake made by Anzeyi, Yinshi looked up and saw three adults who looked familiar.

Three somewhat familiar adults. Joy3 from the original book, looked at the four little devils who appeared in the smoke when Xu Yi bombarded him, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

Wait a minute for the extra kid, with light gray natural curls, dark circles, and a scar on his face, why is this attribute so familiar!

Similarly, after the smoke dissipated, I was also stunned when I saw [暗] and [虚] (there are original characters in []) who were too hazy.

"Naluo!" The monk who recognized Naluo at a glance dressed up, and guarded the three juniors behind him.

【Silver Time】【Gui】【Gaoshan】Looking at this young oboro who arrested his mentor and blinded Gaoshan's eyes, I feel a little ridiculous.

And when I saw my childhood self trustingly call him "big brother", this kind of absurdity reached its peak.

"Hey! The elder brother of Matsushita Private School is obviously Yinsang, why did I become him?!" [Yin Shi] was the first one who didn't hold back and shouted.

"Senior Brother has always been Senior Brother Oboro!"

"Yinshi, you really always wanted to be a senior brother!"

"Yinshi, so you want to be a big brother, so starting tomorrow, as a big brother, you have to take good care of your younger brothers and sisters, and you have to give up sweets to your younger brothers and sisters, and you have to help them if there is anything you need..."

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen, senior brother hazy, you are the eternal senior brother, so I decided to love you the most!"

"…………"

【Xu】, who jumped down out of novelty, and followed by 【Yu】slipped their feet.

"It's not your fault that Yin Shi looks ugly, it's your fault that my teacher acted like a baby!"

"Ayin, how ugly am I?!" Yinshi turned his head and roared, but when he saw 【Xu】, he choked on his own saliva: "Teacher Xu!"

Ok?

"How do you know?" Nima Ayin, why did you already know the things we only knew in the last few episodes when you were still in private school?

"Of course we know." Gui glanced at [Yin Shi] strangely: "Teacher Songyang and Teacher Xu have dual personalities."

"It can make Teacher Xu come out angrily and beat people," Assistant Jin glanced at the murderous Xu, and looked at [Jin Assistant]: "Did you trick Mrs. Xu to Huajie, or did you drink too much to take advantage of Mrs. Xu?"

From that day on, they all knew that Teacher Songyang had a dual personality. Teacher Songyang was gentle and fond of children, but he had another personality. . .On the contrary, the brutal and brutal hates noise, and it hurts to do it!

And the only one who can comfort Teacher Xu is their beautiful and gentle mistress.

Having said that, why do all of them (including Songyang) feel that Teacher Xu is scary and cruel and is the personality of an anti-social demon king, but their soft, cute and virtuous mistress thinks it is as if she is blind or wearing a 40-meter-thick colored filter? Teacher Xu is arrogant, cute, awkward and childish?

"Wait, who is Mistress?" [Jin Zhu] frowned, he looked at himself when he was a child, at this age: "Isn't Mr. Songyang captured by Tianzhaoyuan at this time?"

"Why did Tianzhaoyuan arrest Songyang?" A soft and gentle voice interjected, and then saw the four children rushing over with bright eyes, and a whip whipped away all the Naraku who intended to attack the four of them: "Master!"

The boy who suddenly appeared in the light blue bathrobe raised his head, revealing a beautiful, beautiful and delicate face, then he looked at the four children, smiled, so gentle and beautiful that people feel like they are not on the battlefield. It is the feeling of being in spring.

"Master, they said that the teacher will be taken away by Tianzhaoyuan." He tugged on An Zeyi's sleeve, worried: "Teacher."

"It's okay, Xiaolong." Anze patted him on the shoulder: "It's over."

"what?"

"The No. 12 leader of Tianzhaoyuan Naraku was killed last year by the current leader Shu." Anze smiled: "You just need to know this." As for that Shu is actually a puppet obeying Xu, this There is no need to let the child know about it.

last year? "It was the month when the teacher went out?" Long quickly contacted the cause and effect, and saw Anze nodding his head: "So, Tianzhaoyuan will not arrest Songyang."

It turned out that the teacher ran back and died in January to make himself, the traitor leader, completely cancel his account in Naraku.Hazy looked at An Zeyi silently, he seemed to understand why the teacher was kicked and whipped by his wife to sleep at the door after the teacher came back.

"This is actually a parallel world, right?" [Yin Shi] looked in that direction with a confused face: "Songyang is not dead, but married such a beautiful beauty." This is the rhythm of a big winner in life!

Then, [Yinshi] saw Xiao Yinshi who was holding his wife, was picked up by one hand, and then lost.

Yes, throw it out like trash.

"It's not a child anymore, what are you doing all day long on your teacher's wife?"

The person who said these words has long light gray hair and blood-colored eyes, except for clothes and hairstyle, he is exactly the same as 【Xu】.

"Do you have any opinion on my hairstyle?" Xu looked down at him, his face looked gloomy.

Can I say that in this world, if you comb your bangs back ugly, you are simply ruining your appearance?An. The king of routines. Zeyi looked at him, a sincere smile that was brighter and brighter than the sun bloomed on his glamorous face, and a pair of clear water eyes looked at him with tenderness and affection: "I just found out that my family's vain It looks very good-looking, especially in line with my aesthetics."

"Hmph, sweet words." Xu said indifferently, but everyone felt that he was in a good mood, and the brutal aura on his body softened.

The mouth is hard, don't be so honest if you have the ability.Anze curled his lips slightly, he didn't like what I said, so it was my legs that took a step closer after listening to my words.

Everyone except 【Xu】looked at Xu who looked indifferently but took a step towards An Zeyi and held his little hand: Ao, (Teacher Xu again) Aojiao.

An Zeyi has always been experienced in dealing with this arrogant girl in his own family. No, it should be said that he is experienced in dealing with all the arrogant girls who dislike integrity. Therefore, he naturally used the tsundere The holding hand held his hand behind his back, squeezed his fingers, and shook them again, with a soft and sweet voice: "I really think Xu is good-looking."

Naturally formed, natural harmony.The highest state of acting like a baby is nothing more than this.

……………… It further set off how hot the eyes of Yinshi who was acting like a baby to obscurity before. (Silver: Hey!)

Just like the other Xu in Songyang's body in the past, [Xu] at this moment has a special feeling of holding a torch[cross out] a knife.

Having a daughter-in-law is amazing!

False look at the past: what to look at!this is mine!

Heartbeat is not as good as action, and the two violent and belligerent Xu fight together.An Zeyi took good care of the four children and looked at the two one-eyed students who had grown up. His eyes were gentle and loving, with soft doubts.

follow up:

"What's the matter, Xu?" After returning, he coaxed the four children to eat. When Anze saw Xu who was sullen, he couldn't help reaching out, poking his face, and reaching out before he got upset. hug him.

Didn't he come back inexplicably before finishing the fight?

"In that world, Songyang was killed by me."

Anze was taken aback.

"We in that world did not meet you, one by one." Xu Xu hugged An Zeyi, the boy in his arms was warm and soft to the depths of his soul, and the loneliness and pain of 500 years were also eased because of this boy a lot.

One is the sky.He has never realized this clearly like now.

Whether it is the warm sun or the moon that only exists at night, they all exist only in the sky.

If there is no sky, then the sun will not exist for a long time, and for Yeyue, there is no other direction except destruction.

Because [monsters] don't love.

"Xu, you are not him." Anze adjusted his posture, let Xu's head rest in his arms, lowered his head and kissed Xu's forehead softly: "I will spend the rest of my life, always by your side."

The Xu he is familiar with is obviously a lonely child who longs for company but is afraid of harm, hates human beings but is afraid of them, so he can't help but feel more compassionate and tolerant.

All he longed for was a warm and sincere hug.

I don't know how to love, it doesn't matter, I will love you.

It's okay to feel lonely, I'll be with you.

"I can't imagine what I would have been like if I hadn't met you." Standing up from his arms, the water-green eyes already indicated that the person now is Songyang: "Xiaolong, I, Xu, my fate has changed. One One, I am grateful to the planet for accepting you."

"Me too."

Meeting you and being with you for the rest of my life is the luck of my life.

The little episode 2 in the extra episode:

What is An Zeyi's sexual orientation?

Man.

Gender male, hobby male.

What is Xu/Songyang's sexual orientation?

Gender male, hobbies one by one. (Anzeyi:...)

It's not that they like men or women explicitly, but that the two of them have different views. The person they want is An Zeyi, regardless of gender or gender.

"So that's why, I became a woman and you get hard?" An Ze said with a grim face.

Since the shogunate surrendered and the earth was developed, traveling is not a problem.Especially after the beloved apprentice brothers have grown up, An Zeyi and Xu want to leave the earth, and Songyang wants to continue teaching. The result of the ratio of two to one is that the two of them will travel to other planets.

Anyway, they are just traveling and not fighting. Altana consumes less, and they return to Earth regularly, so they don't worry about Altana running out.

Moreover, they can also avoid the current vigorous prison of leniency and wait for the wind to pass before teaching.Although both of them are immortal, there is no need to follow the government to fight hard, right?

Considering that Songyang and Xu can't deal with each other and can't kill each other, under normal circumstances, the two people take turns to come out during the day (for example, Songyang comes out to cook and fight with Xu), and at night... …

One person takes turns holding Anzeyi to sleep, or sleeps ♂ one night.

And just like that, on a day when there was no death, bloodshed or turmoil, An Zeyi, who was out of the hotel and went downstairs to buy flowers, was unfortunately hit by a pink light from the Bump Sect just like everyone else on the street. up.

Male, change, female.

♂ becomes ♀.

Seeing Xu who was bathing in the bathroom but not being photographed, An Zeyi's inner mania continued to rise, and seeing Xu who An Zeyi turned into a delicate girl, his body also reacted.

As for An Zeyi's ferocious questioning, he dragged Songyang out decisively to coax others with his always distasteful integrity, while he secretly poked and planned in his body.

One by one, she became a young girl → maybe she can have children like a human woman + one by one likes children → one by one must like the child she gave birth to → as long as one by one is pregnant with a child, she, oh no, he will definitely not One day away!

Give a thumbs up to the chicken sauce.

Then it happened to be the night of Xu's turn, and for the first time, An Zeyi felt the pain and fear of the majority of female compatriots who were torn apart in the first night.

You bastard!

Xu: One by one, when you are a man, you have to restrain yourself and don't overindulge and hurt others. Now, you don't need to worry about this.

As a result of this cannon taught by Ou Convex, Anze no longer has the mind to travel, nor does he have any ideas about having fun. All he thinks about is finding them and getting the antidote to restore his male body.

Otherwise, I will really die on the bed when I become a woman!

An Zeyi: Bump teaching is just a shot, but it is a night shot. The body can't bear it!

Hey, that's not how Altana is used!

Hey Songyang, don't compare yourself to Xu Lai in this matter!

The Bump Sect is the number one cult organization in the universe. When An Zeyi and the others spent a month to find it, the great leader who was arrested said: "You are pregnant now, and taking the antidote will undoubtedly kill the child." !"

"Don't you even care about the baby in your belly?"

An Zeyi: what? ? ?

Songyang: (⊙o⊙)!

Virtual: ^_^

Very good, just by looking at the expression, you can tell who is playing tricks.

Xu: As long as you work hard and shoot more shots, you will always succeed.

Then, when the voices of N Hongguoguo babies softly calling them "papa" circulated in the minds of the newly-baked parents, they were already twisted by the excitement of getting the antidote and hearing that they were fathers. The archbishop on the neck let go of his hand, and the body fell down and hit a button.

Then, the consciousness disappeared, and when he regained consciousness, An Ze found himself lying in the hospital.

"Miss, are you okay, Yinsang really didn't hit you on purpose!" Sakata Gintoki said madly as he saw the stunning girl who woke up and stared at him with a delicate expression.

He really didn't drive and hit someone on purpose!

Even if I become a woman, it won't change my appearance, right?Anze looked at him thoughtfully, but he had traveled through parallel worlds once before, and Anze also had such doubts in his heart, especially when he saw the boy and loli standing next to him, he just More sure.

Yinshi from his hometown is still following his senior brothers, and the four senior brothers are still jumping around on the battlefield!

Anze looked away and looked at the doctor: "My child, are you okay?"

"It's all right, ma'am, the baby in your womb is very healthy."

It's fine, just absorb a little more Altana for the child later.As soon as An Ze calmed down, although he was still annoyed and calculating, he was still full of expectations for the children of the two.

Not one world, not the same after all.Recalling the little Yinshi who would pull his sleeves and act coquettishly asking for sweets in his memory, or the young Yinshi who was dressed in white with high spirits and eyes as gentle as snow, and then looked at the adult Yinshi who looked a bit crippled in front of him with a fish-eyed, useless uncle. , An Zeyi declined their offer to help him.

An Zeyi: I don't want my memory of that gentle and beautiful boy to be ruined by this nose-picking man!

He came to Edo, a parallel world in the future, and decided to go to Pinulu's flower shop, working part-time and raising a baby.

A stunningly beautiful woman works as a clerk, which makes the flower shop's business very prosperous, and because of Pi Nulu's appearance, there is really no one who dares to moles An Zeyi.Pi Nulu is from Tea Guinea, a celestial being, with a blue face and fangs with horns on his head, but a pink and tender flower growing out of his head makes him not only not scary, but also a little cute.

However, it seems that only An Zeyi thinks this way.

At noon after more than a month of his part-time job, when An Zeyi was holding a pot of flowers and putting them on the shelf, a shadow shrouded him, and after he put the flowers, he was greeted by a cold but very familiar body into an embrace.

"Sorry, Yiyi, I'm late." Xu Xu, dressed in a black yukata and black haori, embraced the lover he had found without sleep, and rarely apologized.

Anze wiped his hands clean, turned around, looked at those familiar blood red eyes, bent them, revealed a gentle and beautiful smile, hugged her back, and coquettishly: "I've been waiting for you for a long time .”

Looking at the two people embracing at the entrance of the flower shop, who had helped Master Xu find it for more than a month and then accompanied him to eat dog food, thought silently: When did Master Xu find love?If I read the information correctly, this lady seems to be pregnant.

Could it be Master Xu's child?

But in this case, such a master Xu would not think about destroying the earth, would he?

He looked at a pair of lovers embracing each other, and just looking at it made people believe that they loved each other and would be happy.

Transmigrating into the virtual body of this world and successfully occupying the virtual body's sovereignty: Of course I am happy without Songyang competing with me one by one.

The original body travels through, there is no void in the body and only one consciousness, but Songyang who falls in the ghost army: I am not happy!Yiyi is also my daughter-in-law!Jin helped me as your apprentice, how could you want to sleep with me?I am your teacher and only a teacher!

I found Yiyi, who was two months pregnant, but I was afraid that the virtual combat power of Songyang would soar. Within half a month, the Tiandao people became my own words, and then I went to the Tiandao with my daughter-in-law who was starting to sleep. All base camps started a happy pregnancy life.

And [Xu], who can't get out, looks at Xu trying to learn how to take care of his daughter-in-law every day, and seeing how his peerless and gentle daughter-in-law An Zeyi in the universe pampers Xu, loves Xu, and his face is full of pain. It has been swollen by the cold dog food.

Having a daughter-in-law is amazing! (virtual: amazing)

Can't Ma Dan go back to your world to show affection?

[Xu]: Heavenly Daoists are belching too, I will find An Zeyi in this world when you get out of here!

A few months later, looking at the baby girl with light green eyes, she was silent for a while, and hugged An Zeyi: "This one looks too much like Songyang, let's have another one and drink the antidote!"

To this, An Zeyi had only one answer.

"Get out of here!!!" Ma Dan couldn't have a caesarean section and had to have a normal delivery, it was so painful!

Today, the weather is still fine.Holding the green-eyed baby girl with light gray hair in her arms, An Zeyi used the fire of dead energy + Altana to heal her body, and now she is the baby daddy, looking at the vast blue sky outside the window, thinking happily.