[Comprehensive Manga] My love is a male god

An Zeyi, who fainted from crying, returned to the space of consciousness. Seeing the listless Namikaze Minato, An Zeyi decided to think about how to release the Kurama.

"If Kyuubi comes out, the village will be destroyed." Namikaze Minato said weakly.

"Then I won't release Mr. Fox in the village, so you won't stop me?" An Zeyi said cunningly: "Perhaps, you can choose to explain to me."

Namikaze Minato was silent for a moment, and opened his mouth slowly.

An Zeyi suddenly felt that it wasn't the three generations of Naruto who were stupid, but the ninja world as a whole...... It's so fucking twisted!

So in comparison, it seems that the third generation of Hokage is not too stupid.

"Speaking of which, why do you think the third Hokage-sama is stupid? He is so great......"

"Fart!" Anze couldn't bear it anymore and exploded: "Isn't it stupid to create trouble for yourself? Isn't it stupid to play Huairou soft-hearted afterwards and leave the impression of indecision on others? The only four generations of Hokage Isn’t it stupid to turn a child into a demon fox and let those who know the truth complain? Isn’t it stupid to pretend that the matter is peaceful and not find the culprit before the matter is resolved?”

"Such a person becomes the village head," An Ze took a breather and took a break: "Your village has not been destroyed, it is really the ancestors burning incense."

Nine Lama was stunned, he felt that he was not intelligent enough, so he decided to be a beautiful fox who listened quietly.

"Then how do you do it?" Namikaze Minato felt that he was a little lacking in IQ, and he also wanted to know An Zeyi's thoughts, so he asked like a student.

"Of course it's going abroad!" An Zeyi said as a matter of course. The United States has used this kind of thing badly in his previous life. If he wants to invade any country, that country is at fault; when his own country's economy declines, a country that grows flowers threatens Discussion: "Didn't you say that during the last world war, your students were arrested to be three-tailed jinchuriki, and their three-tailed jinchuriki ended up drifting away? It is said that the country of water is not angry that its own country's three-tailed can't be taken back, so it is against Konoha started, want Mr. Fox to be released like Sanwei, Konoha cannot be recovered!"

"Yes, but will there be no war?" Namikaze Minato said weakly.

"Can the country of water still come?" An Ze squinted at him: "Even if they send ninjas by boat, won't Konoha's ninjas pretend to be pirates to rob? Residents of this country won't give Will Konoha report it?"

"If you are in trouble, you must first secure the outside. After unifying the outside world, then look for that, that Uchiha (Nafeng Minato: Uchiha), talk to Uchiha's patriarch in detail, and it is clear that the person who killed the fourth Hokage and released Mr. Fox There is Sharingan, let them investigate whether it is Uchiha who is living outside and has a bad heart for Konoha."

"Do you think that Uchiha doesn't know Konoha's suspicion? No one is a fool. Instead of sneaking suspicion and suspicion like a mouse in the gutter, it's better to tell the other party openly: I just doubt you, because the death of the Fourth Hokage is related to Sharingan has something to do with it, unless you prove that you were innocent at the time, or find out the real culprit, don’t blame people for suspicion.” In fact, Anze felt that if such a thing really happened, it would either be an open investigation, or Endure, investigate the truth.

Like Sandai Hokage, those high-level executives arbitrarily threw the blame on Uchiha without investigating anything clearly. Anze Yixin had a sentence that mmp didn't know if he should say it or not.

If you are so capable, how can you change the name to Law?

…………… Later Anze found out that in Konoha, the word of the village chief is the law.

Ha ha!

Thanks to Anze's little friend's slanderous skills, he got the tranquility he longed for.After taking good care of his body and returning to his so-called home, An Wannian's cleanliness party Zeyi broke out when he saw the messy house.

wash!brush!wipe!

Hairy food, throw!

Hairy clothes, wash!

Naruto was originally taken care of by an aunt, but this aunt rarely came over, and occasionally came to wash once a month. As soon as Anze found out the washing powder, soap, etc., he cleaned up the whole house carefully, and then filled the room. Under the scent of washing powder, An Zeyi looked at the empty refrigerator, recalling what happened in Naruto's memory when he went shopping for vegetables, An Zeyi sighed in his heart.

In such a big life, he really has never been hated so much.

Putting on some inconspicuous clothes, Anze looked around the closet, put a hat on his head, looked around again, and found a needle and thread from the small pile left by the aunt.

He sewed a mask crookedly, Anze put on the mask, and tucked his hair into the hat to keep it from showing. After thinking about it, he put on a hoodie and put the hat on.

Too bad I couldn't find the sunglasses.

Suppressing his sense of existence, An Zeyi bought some vegetables, eggs, flour, rice and seasonings, and returned home cautiously.

[You actually know how to cook? ] Nine Lama's voice sounded in the brain.

[Well, Mr. Fox, are you hungry? ]

[No,] I just got greedy because of the scent: [Also, don’t be Mr. Fox, Mr. Fox, my name is Jiu Lama. ]

Nine Lamas?Anze looked at the vegetable pot in his hand with his gaze unchanged, but the corners of his mouth were slightly raised: [Hello, Jiu Lamasang. ]

In the cage, Jiu Lama raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

An Zeyi suddenly felt that he was very lucky. Even if he left his homeland and left his world, he was also very lucky to meet such a friendly Nine Lamas, so that he would not feel lonely and lonely.

At least in this world, I still have you as my companion.

The original Naruto will try to play pranks and attract others' attention because he wants to get the approval and attention of others.

And Anze will not.

Leaving aside An Zeyi's unique otaku attributes of modern people, An Zeyi scoffed at the mere recognition of it.

I am me, I exist between heaven and earth, I have my parents to care about me, why do I need others to talk too much?

Therefore, Anze started a life of library→vegetable market→my home. Apart from housework, he read books and practiced calligraphy every day.His family was poor and couldn't afford brushes and Xuanzi, so he made sand and branches, and practiced calligraphy with stones tied to his wrists with eggs.

Reading can be wise, and you can be sensible and courteous.

He would also chat with the Nine Lamas, read to him, and teach him philosophy.As for the Kurama, he told An Zeyi that after he entered Naruto's body, there was no chakra in this body. On the contrary, there was another kind of power, which would overwhelm the violent Chakra of the Kurama himself. Moisturizing things are silently harmonious and stable.

In addition, the mother of An Zeyi's body, that is, Naruto Uzumaki's mother Kushina, has an excellent sealing technique, and her sealing technique is learned from the former princess of the Uzumaki clan, the wife of the first Hokage Whirlpool Mito.As for Jiu Lama, who has been in the stomachs of these two women, even if he can't use it, he can retell it to An Zeyi.

Then every night, the deep sleep in the eyes of the watching ninja became the training and learning of An Zeyi in his consciousness.

Relying on the idea of ​​wanting to leave Konoha and taking Jiu Lama to leave Konoha, Anze ignited the orange fire of death energy.

In this way, An Zeyi stayed with the Nine Lamas until he was 6 years old.

6 years old is the age when ninja school starts.

When the three generations of Hokage tried their best to get the elders to take a step back and agree to Naruto to go to school, they vomited blood and found that Naruto refused to enroll.

"I don't want to be a ninja, so why do I want to go to a ninja school?" An Zeyi, who was holding a thick book, was puzzled by the question from the third Hokage: "If it is for literacy, I have already taught myself, Grandpa Hokage .”

Looking at the thin and slender Naruto, who was dressed in a book, with a dignified face and calm eyes, Hiruzaru Sarutobi suddenly realized that he could no longer remember, since when did Naruto have such a calm posture resembling Minato of?

(Nine Lamas: Lucky you Yiyi, thanks to Minato being gentle, steady, studious and you value personality, otherwise who would believe that Kushina's firecracker barrel could have given birth to you like you?)

"Why don't you want to be a ninja, Naruto?" Third Hokage couldn't help asking.

"Why do I want to be a ninja?" Anze wanted to laugh, so he complained to Nine Lamas in his heart: [I want to be a civil servant for power and a job, I want to be a rich businessman for money and enjoyment, and I want to be a ninja for What?To be the sharpest dog of the rich and powerful?The cannon fodder who worked his life to death for the village? ]

"But, your parents are ninjas." After so many years, the third Hokage finally said: "Your parents are not demon foxes, they are excellent ninjas."

"Really?" Anze raised his head and looked at this old man who was indecisive and somewhat benevolent in his eyes. After a long time, he said softly: "Grandpa Hokage, many years ago, after I failed to commit suicide, I I've been thinking about a question."

"I've been thinking about why we live. Is it for the expectations of our parents, the advice of the elders, the eyes of others, or for a lover who loves deeply and desperately, or is it for a child who is connected with us by blood?"

When An Ze thought of his parents, and Yuan Xu, the only man he had ever been close to, he suddenly laughed.

Perhaps in my bones, I am a rebellious person who is unwilling to be mediocre.

"The first one..." Anze paused for a moment: "I haven't experienced the last two, so I can't explain it now."

"However, no matter what, I can't bring myself to accept the word 'resignation'."

Thin white fingers resting on the book on the table, with his back to the window, Naruto Uzumaki's blue eyes are clear and dazzling, bright and inclusive, like the blue sky outside the window, and seem to be burning with an inextinguishable flame.

"So, even though my biological parents are excellent ninjas, I still have no way to accept such a fate."

"So please allow me to refuse to be a ninja."

Accepting his fate, for a person who has received higher education and has never been integrated into this world and this village, he will never accept his fate.

What’s wrong is wrong, it’s not based on the second-school thought of “it’s not me, it’s the world”, and it’s not because time will prove his idea is right or wrong, but he knows he’s right, absolutely right , and what is taken for granted in this world, is wrong.

An Zeyi refused to enroll to become a ninja, which made many people feel relieved and felt that Naruto Uzumaki was a fool.What a good ninja, with strength, high income and respected.

[I think I am like the protagonist in "Diary of a Madman",] unable to write a diary, An Zeyi could only tell the story written by Mr. Lu Xun to the Nine Lamas in his heart, complaining: [Everyone thinks that people cannibalize people is correct, only I think that is wrong. ]

Everyone thinks being a ninja is honorable and right, only I think it's wrong.

Can't stay in the village of Konoha, Anze thought, he tried to blend in, but the education and thinking of his previous life made him really incompatible with this place.

But An Zeyi couldn't change his mind.

[One by one,] Nine Lama's voice is low and gentle: [If you think your idea is right, just stick to it. ]

[If possible, I really want to see the world you once lived in, that peaceful and beautiful world full of flowers and sunshine. ]

[Jiu Lama,] An Zeyi doesn't know if he can go back, let alone if he can take Jiu Lama back with him, but: [I will do my best to change the world. ]

[There must be a place, full of flowers and sunshine, where you can sleep soundly. ]

[………………Thank you. ] Jiu Lama is in a complicated mood. He knows that An Zeyi's words at this moment must be sincere, but he knows better that the world is cruel and indifferent, and human life is so short. The six paths have never been realized. An Zeyi, is it really possible?

Yes, I will.An Ze thought, I must fulfill this promise, I will spend my whole life to fulfill it, and I will do my best to fulfill it!

An Ze lowered his head slightly, clenched his hands into fists to himself, and swore an oath to the Nine Lamas.The aura around him changed slightly, Jiu Lama was taken aback for a moment, and in the next second he quickly used illusion to cover and monitor the ninja, and then he saw a blazing orange flame suddenly light up from An Zeyi's forehead in his consciousness , as if breaking through some seal, from weak to surging, from dim to bright, like the moment the rising sun crosses the horizon, shining on the sky and the earth.

Naruto Uzumaki's cat whiskers disappeared, instead, a small golden flower appeared on the left cheek.

[One by one, you! ]

Anze turned his head to one side, and in the mirror on the wall, he saw the orange flame burning on his forehead, the golden flower birthmark exactly like his grandmother, and...

Reflected by the flames, they turned into gilt gold warm and bright eyes.