[Comprehensive Manga] My love is a male god

Small Theater. Kuroro X Anze Yifa Candy's Daily Life

A long time ago, Kuroro always felt that he was a man with extremely strong willpower.

If he wants Moreau's paintings, he will endure the disgust in his heart, and affectionately go to color/seduce the daughter of the owner of the oil painting;

If he wants to get red eyes, he will wantonly kill their children in front of their parents, and then watch their eyes turn red and reach out to dig them out;

He wants to get rare treasures, and together with his companions, he will kill the rich family and kill them all, regardless of the sweet talk he had given to the rich man's precious son before.

A child's cry will not make him hesitate, and a girl's entreaties will not move him.Then………………

Kuroro looked up at the ceiling, thinking deeply about life: How did I get to where I am today?

Is it really like what his little friend on Meteor Street complained about, God saw that he was too scumbag, romantic and jealous, so he threw him a little angel, An Zeyi, who could eat him to death? (No, they just think you've been lucky enough to get the man back home)

Needless to say, begging, An Zeyi just looked at him expectantly with wet eyes, and he couldn't say no to anything he said.

Needless to say, coercion by force, as long as An Zeyi pulled his sleeve and acted coquettishly and cutely, he couldn't say anything other than agreeing.

so………………

"You didn't get up while I was asleep last night to make coffee secretly, did you?" Putting the hot milk in his hand on Kuroro's face, Anze's eyes were full of doubtful question marks: "You The dark circles under his eyes are already thick enough to be compatriots with Gun Gun."

"Am I that kind of person?" Thinking about it makes me feel stuffy, the coffee I used to drink as I wanted has become one cup a week!A cup of coffee before going to bed every night has become a cup of milk before going to bed. Is such a gap known to outsiders?

He is an international S-class robber and criminal with a head, a face, a career and an image, and he is forced to drink milk at home?Where is the image?

It's just that whenever he wanted to protest, Anze looked at him with a worried and gentle expression, and he couldn't say anything.

My wife cares about him and loves him dearly.

Yes, his wife, even though she is married now, is still recognized as the male god An Zeyi. In the eyes of everyone who has met him, she is gentle and tolerant, dignified and generous, diligent and thrifty in housekeeping, intelligent, wise, and knowledgeable. , a considerate and knowledgeable person, almost perfect.

But only Kuroro knows that his wife is a snake spirit with a strange style of painting!

And she is also a snake spirit who is super good at being coquettish and cute!

That is simply a coquettish madman!

Facing a stunner like a humanoid honey who acted coquettishly and coquettishly to him every day, Ku Luoluo was sure that his willpower was a piece of paper in front of Anzeyi.

Of course, Kuroro felt that, compared to the sweet pain of being acted like a baby by An Zeyi or being forced to drink healthy drinks like milk, it was more painful to watch movies with him.

And this is second only to supplementing him with math.

It has to be said that different aesthetics, different views, and different life experiences make the two of them have very special reactions when facing the same movie.

When watching war movies.

An Zeyi: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

Kurolo: "..."

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo." Anze grabbed Ku Luoluo's arm with one hand, and wiped his tears and nose with the other hand from the paper drawer: "XXX sacrificed for the country and the people, we can have Such a peaceful life is all because there are great people like XXX, why is this movie so touching?"

Kuroro: "...…...Be merciful, Yiyi, it hurts so much from you."

Kurolo: I don't understand where the tears are at all, I just feel that my arm is pinched.

When watching a literary film.

An Zeyi: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

Kurolo: "..."

"Woooooooooo." An Zeyi grabbed Kuroro's arm with one hand, and wiped his tears and nose with the other hand from the paper drawer: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, so beautiful art/culture It was lost so quickly, woo woo woo."

Kuroro: "...………Be merciful, one by one, my arm is blue."

Kurolo: WTF?Are there still few lost things in this world?Or, when I see it, grab it home and give it to you?

When watching An Zeyi's favorite superhero movie.

An Zeyi: "Wow!"

Kurolo: "..."

"So handsome, so handsome!" Anze grabbed Kuroro's arm with one or two hands, with admiration and fascination on his face: "This world needs such a hero who is willing to save the world!"

Chrollo: "Oh."

"Sister Widow is so handsome! Such an aggressive beauty is simply a goddess!"

Kurolo: Maggie and the others can hang and beat any girl.

"Ah! The captain's action of fighting monsters with the shield is so handsome! The chest muscles are so big! I must have eight-pack abs!"

Kuroro: "It's just putting on airs......... Show mercy, one by one, take it lightly."

Kurolo: Should I tell my wife that I can kill those people with one finger?And what if my wife thinks other men have big chest muscles?Of course I forgave him!

When watching martial arts movies.

"So handsome ~ eseKongfu, show me the sky/ show off!"

Kuroro: I really want to yawn. This movie is too boring. Also, my arm has been pinched and numb.

What?Ghost movie you say?Sorry, this is a nightmare.

An Zeyi was timid and didn't dare to watch ghost movies. Ku Luoluo had always known about this.

So that night when he and An Zeyi were watching a movie at home, he really didn't deliberately choose to play a ghost movie because An Zeyi was afraid of rolling into his arms.

Really, look at his sincere eyes.

He really didn't mean to.

He did it on purpose.

But Kuroro never expected, no, it should be said that he forgot, his wife's strange and weird style of painting.

"Woooooo."

Kuroro looked at the screen expressionlessly, silently feeling that the paper drawers at home were about to run out again.

But baby, what are you crying about?

"It's so sad!"

Chrollo: Huh?

"XXX (the name of the female ghost) is so pitiful, it's obviously not her fault, why should an innocent woman bear the burden?" An Zeyi burst into tears while being filled with righteous indignation: "It's too much, she's just a child ah!"

Kuroro silently lowered his head and recalled how many innocent people he had killed during his actions, and at the same time silently decided to bury the vest of himself as the Phantom Troupe a little deeper so as not to be dug out.

——————So this is why you encouraged and misled Anze when he imagined the true face of the head of the YY Phantom Troupe?

But now, Kuroro looked at An Zeyi, who was not hiding in his arms because he was timid and afraid, but because of who knows why he was crying and choked in his arms, and decided that the next time he watched a movie at home, Cross out the ghost movie option.

Compared to how to watch fake martial arts/hero movies or movies that always inexplicably cause his wife to cry, Kuroro decided that next time they should watch brain-burning suspense movies.

At least the two of them could discuss who was the criminal and who had clues.

At least it won't let him realize early what it feels like to be unloved.

What the hell, you said you can choose not to watch the movie?Didn't it make the two of them watch a movie?

Whoever says this is single.

Kurollo Weight Loss Notes

As we all know, Meteor Street is a very barren land, especially before Anze left, it is normal to be short of food and water.

Therefore, people in Meteor Street have absolutely no way of understanding the idea of ​​people in the outside world "dieting to lose weight after eating too much".

Being able to eat enough is the power of the strong, what a happy and luxurious thing it is, everyone is full of love for food and food, taking food from people is like taking life, oh my god, some people want to go on a diet, their brains are sick, right? .

Therefore, the idea of ​​dieting does not exist in the thinking of Meteor Street people.

And this also includes Kuroro.

As an excellent Meteor Street person, Kuroro possesses all the characteristics and habits of Meteor Street, one of which is to look for food without conditions.Under the conditions, one meal a day, one meal is all you can eat.

And this so-called fullness probably…………

Is it equivalent to the appetite of twenty Anze ones?

Irregular diet + hunger and full meal + overeating +. . .The result is that Kuroro has a stomach and stomach problems like stainless steel, and a perfect figure like a male model.

The standard dressing looks thin and fleshy when undressed.

This was before meeting An Zeyi.

After meeting An Zeyi, especially after the two of them lived together, Kuroro's life became like this:

In the morning, Sinochem’s deep-fried dough sticks with soy milk and tofu nao, steamed buns with steamed dumplings and small wontons, Westernized milk and bread sandwiches, light thick porridge with boiled eggs and small pickles, morning tea soup with seafood porridge when you are interested, fried egg fried rice with pimple soup, In short, one month will not repeat the same.

An Zeyi usually doesn't go to the kitchen around nine o'clock, but he can eat the pudding, egg tart and cheesecake in the refrigerator!There is also Anzeyi's homemade yogurt and iced fruit juice!

Needless to say at noon, An Zeyi can be said to have the same cooking skills as a first-class chef. A few casual dishes and a soup can definitely make people suspect that what they ate in the past was pig food. The eight major cuisines are no problem at all. There are different ingredients to make a table, and it is definitely not a problem to eat high at noon every day.

The small refreshments and snacks at the afternoon tea time are always a combination of Chinese and Western. Whether it is the osmanthus cake that you can’t get tired of, or the fragrant small cakes and buns, or the delicate and small wagashi, it will always be delicious. Very satisfied.

Dinner at night is as delicious and hearty as lunch.

For supper, unless two people are eating skewers, it is generally a lighter soup, served with foods such as purple potato yam cakes and fruits that are easy to digest.

Well, that's it, five meals a day.

For An Zeyi, eating less and more meals is a diet for health preservation. He does not eat much in one meal, so the amount of five meals a day is not much different from the three meals a day of a normal person.

But Kurolo is different, he really eats all five meals a day!

Especially when Anze cooks a big meal once in a while, it will fill up his stomach even more!

Recently, Kuroro felt that something was wrong.First, the cheeks became plump, and the originally sharp-boned face turned into a slightly fleshy baby face, then the waistband was a little tight, and finally the shoes squeezed and fell off!

Especially when he was making out with his wife that day, An Shen focused on the key point. Zeyi touched his waist and abdomen and said that his abdominal muscles were gone and he had a belly!

This is unbearable!

Silently smashing a weighing scale, Kuroro had the idea of ​​losing weight for the first time.

Then he exercised for three days, his appetite improved and he gained weight again.

Because there is a kind of thinness in this world, called your daughter-in-law thinks you are thinner.

Kurolo: What to do, I am also desperate, I can't lose weight at home!

What?You say diet?Let's not talk about how tempting the delicious food An Zeyi cooks, it's just because of his Meteor Street personality, maybe he doesn't touch the food right in front of his eyes?

————————————So this is why you are out five months out of twelve every year?

Leader: Every time I see the leader is fat.

Then Kuroro fell into a painful and beautiful cycle: he ate fat at home → went out with his team members and lost weight → returned home and his wife felt sorry for cooking all kinds of delicacies → eating fat again

An Zeyi: Every time I send out a wax gourd, it turns out to be a loofah when I come back. What’s the trouble?

Kurolo: I'm going to keep my eight pack abs!

On this day, Kuroro is still troubled by maintaining his abs.

The author has something to say: I suddenly remembered that the male protagonist Kuroro N has not been bubbling for a long time, so I added a small routine like this