[Comprehensive Manga] My love is a male god

Regarding this action, Sand Shinobu's plan is to wait until Gaara and Uchiha Sasuke are in the game to start action, and when the time comes to release Kazuo, wouldn't it just be a relaxed and happy plow on Konoha?

This is about sand ninja.

An Zeyi's request for Orochimaru, no, it should be said that Yakushidou's only requirement is that at the moment when Sasuke Uchiha just appeared on the stage, when everyone's attention was on Sasuke, he used illusion, and then they sounded ninja He doesn't care what Konoha Destroyer of Sand Ninja wants to do.

"Let Uchiha's last descendant be used as bait?" Orochimaru clapped his palms: "Good idea. At that time, everyone's attention will be on him, and it will be very convenient to move."

After finishing speaking, he looked at An Zeyi with a half-smile: "I don't know, but you treat Sasuke-kun, heh."

Nothing more than that.

Anze accepted the evaluation with a smile, but he glanced at his mouth and sneered in his heart.Yes, he admires and respects Orochimaru, a scientist, but for Oroshemaru's perverted attributes and snake-like characteristics, An Zeyi especially wants to smoke with his slippers.

The pervert retreats! ! !

As for what Orochimaru said no matter how you hear it or how it hurts your ears, An Zeyi didn't want to pay attention at all.

Summer insects cannot speak ice.

I'm waiting for the day when your jaw drops to the ground!

On the day of the third Chunin exam, the wind was sunny and the air was clear and the clouds were high.

An Zeyi and Jiu Lama didn't go to the examination room to watch at all. They both sharpened their knives and prepared to change back to their original forms and beat up the stupid and stupid Shouhe whose mind was full of sand. Me, let him take the blame, ah no, in this world, I beat the tanuki for you (you don’t need to thank me), and the other one is going to kill Uchiha K/Long when the fox and the tanuki fight. Sasuke threw it out, thinking about how to die in a way that is reasonable and not easily suspicious, and most importantly, it can be recognized.

And Anze is going to send another wave of bombs to Konoha.

An Zeyi: Big brothers of Orochimaru and Sand Ninja, thank you!

So, after dawdling, he went home and took a shower. Sasuke, who put the seal scroll that sealed all the luggage that he wanted to take away, put on his body. .

Sasuke Uchiha: WTF? ? ?

An Zeyi: Yaoshidou, well done!

Yes, this is what Anze wants.

So what if the ninja met Sasuke?What if Konoha knows what Uchiha Sasuke looks like?As long as those noble names haven't met before, then it's not a problem!

As long as they haven't met Sasuke, it's not a problem to mix into the upper class as his younger brother at the beginning. When they find out that the noble Sasuke is actually the ninja Sasuke Uchiha, it will be too late!

When Sasuke was dumbfounded, Sand Ninja started to act, and Kakashi rushed out to deal with the invading ninja before he even had time to order. On the other side, the Four Elephant Barrier successfully allowed Orochimaru to capture the third Hokage.

You are all on your own, what am I doing!Sasuke blinked in bewilderment, and Uchiha Zeichi, who he subconsciously wanted to rely on to ask, was still not there. In that case...

Uchiha Sasuke raised his head, and looked at Gaara who had not moved, but stared at him with a pair of green eyes.

It's you, my opponent.

What made Uchiha Sasuke sad was that he was cut off before he could show off his Thunder Dun, which he had worked so hard for a month.

It was none other than the cheap master Jiu Lama who he couldn't beat.

Uchiha Sasuke: You are so angry, but you still have to keep smiling.

The nine lama who cut off the beard slapped away the attacking sand, grabbed Gaara by the collar and rushed out.

Sasuke Uchiha blinked his eyes, his opponent was gone, and he wanted to leave Konoha again, so.

I will follow along.

So, there was such a picture: Kurama is pulling Gaara and rushing out all the way (for the posture and appearance, you can refer to the scene of "BLEACH" breaking into the world of corpses, Yoruichi is pulling Suifeng and rushing out), Uchiha Sasuke Followed by and ran out, Uzumaki Naruto also ran behind Sasuke when he saw this, um, that's it, nothing wrong.

"You," Gaara, who was too fast and unable to fight back in his current posture, narrowed his eyes, looked at the strange man with long red hair flying in front of him, and a beautiful and coquettish face: "Who is it?"

Nima pulled his collar and couldn't breathe!Gaara's killing intent boiled, and the sand was ready to move.

"Heh." The chakra on the red-haired man slightly released towards him, the violent chakra that seemed soaked in blood and ominous gave Gaara a strange sense of familiarity.

"I haven't seen you for many years," the man said, his tone so mean that one could wish to raise his hand and slap that enchanting beauty on the face: "You are really getting more and more stupid, Shouhe."

Gaara: WHAT?

"Go to your uncle's nine lamas!!!" Shouhe's scream and the prehistoric anger in his heart are no longer something Gaara's small body can suppress: "I will kill you today!"

Shuhe, who broke out in the small universe, successfully used the body of the host to break away from the hand of the nine lamas, and jumped to a place not far away, and then Gaara raised his hand like a fluke: "The art of dozing."

With a bang, a huge civet cat appeared, with khaki hair and purple patterns, it looked ugly.

Jiu Lama raised his head slightly, looked at Shouhe who had returned to his original shape, and had a sarcastic sneer on his incomparably enchanting face: "Yes, yes, with your fat body now, it is not impossible to crush me to death with your weight .”

In this world, there is love at first sight and hate at first sight.Nine Lamas especially supported this sentence, as if he fell in love with An Zeyi at first sight (Nine Lamas: Something seems wrong. An Zeyi: Nine Lamas, go and memorize this stack of books before talking) and wanted to throw himself into his arms It was like rolling around, since the first time he saw Shouhe, he had disgusted each other in his heart.

They are also tailed beasts, but what is the difference between the one-tailed shokuru and the one-tailed ordinary civet cat outside, except for their size?

#守鹤Why is this garbage so weak? #

#吉吉Why did you create Shuhe, a weakling with one tail? #

And apart from the number and strength of the tails, Jiu Lama still hates and despises Shuhe.

He is too fat, ugly and stupid!

Fat body, fat face, small eyes squeezed into a slit by the fat on the face, the fur is a dirty khaki, and even the pattern on it is a vulgar deep purple.And he is so stupid that it lowers the average IQ of their nine-tailed beasts (well, Sherlock in "Sherlock" in the iPad said it in this tone), and he is so slow to be teased by You Lu and Niu Gui I can't react, it's like playing with him.

Think about yourself again, not to mention how many girls, daughters-in-law and even boys were shy at him when he was in human form (why doesn’t he think that he looks good without shiny fur, pointy ears and sharp teeth? Legged beast, ah no, the aesthetics of human beings is really strange), when he was prototyped, who would not like that fluffy and beautiful orange-red fur, and that fluffy nine big tails?

He knew—he lived on the mountain before, how many male foxes on the mountain were jealous of his female foxes secretly in love with him?

Alas, being too beautiful is also a fault.

So the more I think about it, the more I feel unhappy. Jiji, since you created me who is so beautiful and wise, why did you create such an ugly and stupid thing as Shukaku?

Or is it really like what Yiyi said, Gigi, you created the idiot Shouhe just to set off my beauty and wisdom? ? ?

(An Zeyi: I'm just coaxing you. Also, Jiu Lama, don't you realize that other tailed beasts are not willing to play with you?)

Shokaku in his hometown was so stupid that he didn't know how high the sky was and how thick the ground was, so he was sealed on a little monk by Sand Ninja. The little monk squatted obediently in the temple, and the seal on his body was modified so that Shuhe could leave Renzhuli's body through the clone/body to eat outside in the wind.

Look at Shouhe here again, he is still so stupid that he was sealed in a child's body, and he can see how Shouhe is tossing other children just by looking at the child's dark circles.

Once again, Jiu Lama thinks this world is really annoying, and the civet cat Shouhe, who is cheap and needs to be beaten, is even more annoying.

#守鹤 Who do you want to kill, you fat man? #

#Lao Tzu first act on behalf of the sky, no, on behalf of Jiji in this world, kill you idiot! #

Then, the wind rose and the clouds surged, the sky and the earth changed color, and after the sky was full of red light, with a roar from an ancient beast, the expression of the third Hokage, who was facing off against Orochimaru far away from Konoha, changed drastically.

"Nine tails!"

"Nine tails!"

Also surprised was Uzumaki Naruto who caught up with Sasuke Uchiha.

Naruto has been called a demon fox since he was a child. On the night of the ninja school graduation exam, he knew that there was a nine-tailed demon fox sealed on his body. In the month before the third exam, after he summoned countless tadpoles , he saw the Nine-Tails in his belly, and even in the battle with Neji just now, he also borrowed Nine-Tails' Chakra.

It has exactly the same chakra as the fierce beast with nine tails in front of it.

When the Chakra of the Tailed Beast is fully released, that kind of power is enough to change the color of the world, especially the Chakra of the Nine-Tails is inherently violent and harmful, and is often poisonous to the human body. Even the wind brought by the Chakra is It is full of bone-scraping damage.

And for a person whose strength is only at the level of middle and lower ninja, this is simply murder.

"73 of Bind Dao, Falling Mountain Crystal."

The blue transparent inverted triangle space separated the two of them from the outside world. Sasuke turned his head and saw An Zeyi who appeared behind him at some point: "Zeyi!"

An Zeyi stood behind him, smiling slightly, with a calm expression. He first reached out and touched Sasuke's head, then smiled softly at Uzumaki Naruto.

He looked exactly like a young man on a field trip, as if there was a stage or a beautiful scenery in front of him, instead of the fire burning and the wind roaring and two tailed beasts tearing apart.

"What's going on?" Seeing An Zeyi and being in a safe environment again, Sasuke asked quickly. Of course, because Uzumaki Naruto was by his side, he didn't ask them when they would leave.

"As you can see, the tailed beasts are fighting." An Ze blinked his eyes, and his tone seemed flat, "It's just a fox and a civet cat fighting."

"Sasuke, do you know this big brother?" Uzumaki Narandu Naruto asked.

"No, no, no, Naruto, don't talk, Zeyi, I mean, why is Nine-Tailed Chakra the same as Nine-Tailed Chakra!" Because of the distance, Sasuke didn't see the living Mulan-tailed Beast, but he could feel it , Nine Lamas are the same as the huge nine-tailed fox in front of you, Chakra!

"Huh?" Anze tilted his head: "Sasuke, didn't I tell you?"

"Jiu Lama and I come from the past of the parallel world, and Jiu Lama, he is more familiar (chou) people (ming) (zhao) known (zhu) by the name of Nine Tails."