[Comprehensive Manga] My love is a male god
Chapter 15 Chapter 14
An Zeyi is a Virgo.
In general, Virgos tend to have OCD.
Therefore, An Zeyi is a Virgo with obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Liked by: Charlotte, Duck, and those big and small relatives of the Anze family.
An Zeyi: This obviously made mistakes such as unclear reasoning and inaccurate judgment in the evaluation of the argument.And there are logical problems.In this way, the test will definitely not score.
"Charlotte," after dinner, he gave a Chinese paper to his best friend. As soon as Anze put down the paper, he stretched out his hand naturally, and arranged the papers that had been stacked together neatly in chronological order.
"Phew, it really looks much better this way, and it's easier to find."
Charlotte/Dark: "..." OCD again.
Anze turned his head and raised his eyebrows slightly: "What's wrong with you two?"
Charlotte and Duck, who were looking at him together, shook their heads in unison, their big water red eyes and swarthy cat eyes were exactly the same innocent and pure as a baby.
An Zeyi: "..."
Anze turned his head back without taking it seriously, for these two sloppy guys who like to throw things around (Charlotte/Dark: We just like freedom without obsessive-compulsive disorder), he is used to being like an old lady Clean up these two bad guys.
There is no way, the reality is like this, whoever can't stand it will clean it up.
And the one who can't stand it is often only An Zeyi, a mid-stage obsessive-compulsive disorder patient.
"Sister Xia Ye will be discharged from the hospital in a few days." After placing the pen in the pen container at an angle of 30° to the left, Anze spoke.At the same time, I like the angle of placing the pen: Sure enough, it will be very convenient and easy to draw a pen when writing.
"Well, let's have dinner together tomorrow night. My sister really misses Duck." Charlotte said while looking at the test paper. His sister also likes cats, but cats are too delicate to keep as pets. It's troublesome, and his sister's lungs are not good, so she is not suitable for keeping cats.
"Okay, I'll carry Dake over then." An Zeyi agreed readily.It can't be raised, but it can still be seen and touched.
Dakmeow: Why didn't either of you ask for my opinion?Am I the mascot?
(Mystery voice: Aren’t you the mascot?)
After tidying up neatly, Anze glanced at the time and went to the kitchen to bring home made tuna and fish jerky. He found out that his cat has a big appetite and needs to be fed several times a day.He didn't dare to let Dak eat too much sweets to make him fat, so it was better to eat fish.
He once checked on Du Niang that the reason why cats like to eat fish and mice is because cats are nocturnal animals. In order to see things clearly at night, they need a lot of taurine, and the bodies of mice and fish contain taurine. Sour, so cats eat fish and mice not only because they like to eat them, but also because of their own needs.
The problem is that An Zeyi hates rats very much, because for a clean freak, the existence of rats means dirt and bacteria and viruses. In addition, he traveled and went out in his previous life, and finally saw the famous bloody dish "San Zhier", Can't eat anything after a nasty day, can he hate rats?Looking at it makes my heart feel sick.
Think about it, a plate of live mice just born, a plate of spices.The eater clamps the live mouse with chopsticks, and the mouse will "squeak", and when it is put into the seasoning, the mouse will "squeak" again, and when it is put into the mouth of the eater, the mouse will make a final "squeak" , a total of three squeaks.
Just thinking about it is bloody, cruel and disgusting.
Therefore, An Zeyi absolutely does not allow creatures like mice to appear in the house, let alone allow Dake to eat mice under his nose.
So, Dake Xiaomeng, you should eat fish.
"Poop shoveler Xiaoyi," the onlooker Charlotte grabbed an uneaten piece of dried meat from Duck's plate and gnawed it. He knew Anzeyi's cleanliness and fineness very well, so his cat's food would be better than his own. The stalls outside are clean and hygienic: "You really spoiled your Dake."
He reached out and poked Duck's ear: "You can just feed it cat food."
"There are preservatives added to the cat food sold outside. Can it be clean for cats to eat? What if Duck gets sick?" An Ze patted Charlotte's hand away, and patted the kitten's head soothingly: "Only If I have a bite to eat, I will never give it cat food."
"You actually treat her as your wife, right?!" Charlotte was stunned: "The one who eats, drinks, and sleeps with her is simply escort service."
"What are you talking about, kid?" An Zeyi smiled and slapped him.
"I mean Duck eats with you, drinks with you, sleeps with you!" Charlotte dodged and explained.
"Meow meow meow." Then Duck waved his cat's paw.
"You masters and servants love each other well, I'm wrong, can't I?" Charlotte avoided this time in a bit of embarrassment: "Xiaoyi, does your cat become a spirit? After the founding of the country, if it can't become a spirit, it has to be handed over to the country, don't you?" Do you know what?"
"Okay, okay, my cat is the most aura, and it's useless for you to be envious." An Zeyi held Dak in his arms, with a bright and bright smile, clear and gentle.
"Little one."
"Ok?"
"Don't laugh like that in the future."
"why?"
"I thought I saw an angel."
An Ze picked up Dak from behind, pinched the cat with one hand and pointed at the boy in front of him with a paw: "...Dak, scratch him to death."
Your sister's angel, I'm a man, a pure man, not a birdman with two chicken wings on his back.
Stealing the floating life for half a day.
After Charlotte left, An Zeyi and Duck washed up, he lay on his side on the bed, looked at Duck lying on the bed with a smile on his head, and stretched out his other thin white hand with slender fingers Playing with the cat, she looked like she was teasing her long-time wife.It's just that Dak just raised his eyelids lazily, his dark eyes looked like "I'm so helpless, I really can't do anything about you".
However, An Zeyi knew his little black cat very well, so he was not angry. He scratched the kitten's chin with his clean and round index finger. Ke slapped it with his paw.
I hide~
flutter.
Anze's brows and eyes crooked with a smile.
This smile is really annoying, Dakmeow squinted his eyes, and waved his paw again.
Unexpectedly, An Zeyi, the guy who stays at home all day, actually grabbed his claws accurately!
He didn't turn on the water.
"Silly cat," Anze squeezed his paws, the soft pad felt very good: "Don't you know that your master's intuition is very accurate?"
"Meow." Who would know this.
He let go, but the kitten jumped and bit his finger.
He didn't bite the skin, but his small teeth gritted his fingertips, unexpectedly feeling silly and cute.
An Ze raised the corners of his mouth, smiling softly and sincerely. He lowered his head and kissed the kitten's cheek very gently.
He just washed the kitten white and clean.
Dak was stunned, as if he didn't expect to be kissed, or maybe he was shy, anyway, he subconsciously patted him with his paw.
This time Anze didn't dodge, and let his little paws softly pounce on him.only………………
"Hiss! Dak, are you really not a mutant cat? Your hands are too strong, it hurts qaq!" Covering his face, Anze breathed in pain, and through the gaps between his fingers, he could vaguely see the red plum blossom marks .
In fact, An Ze had a plum blossom mark on his face for three days before it disappeared, and this was also thanks to his daily application of medicine on his face and the circulation of his internal strength.
He was very angry, but when he saw the little guy showing him the cute and pitiful expression of cats, looking at him with two front paws, Anze lost all anger.
Not to mention beating the kitten, Nima won't be able to bear it even if it is hungry qaq.
but………………
If you can't do a big punishment, can't you do a small one?
As a result, the kitty Duck was forced to wear a bow with a bell around his neck, and was forced to pose in n kinds of poses to be photographed with "click" and "click".
"You have such a bad temper, what kind of female cat should I find for you in the future!" Although my own Duck is just an insignificant little domestic cat, and willful and greedy, in the eyes of his owner, he is The best is not what those ugly female cats can think about.But he didn't mind teasing his little black cat: "With such a bad temper, what kind of mother cat will be willing to bear babies for you in the future?"
Duck simply squatted down, leaving him with the back of his head.
"Dak?" Anze blinked his eyes, his voice was softer than Dak's kitten, which was more like a kitten's coquettish feeling: "Dak——! Let's meet."
His kitten is very cute, and An Zeyi likes to touch his forehead with it very much, which gives him a very intimate feeling.
Dak continued to squat, leaving him with the back of his head.
Is it really a man of you, a blue boy, to act like a baby to a cat?God damn it, he heard An Zeyi's coquettish voice that was several times softer than usual, and felt that his stomach was tight and his lower part was already hard!
As soon as his body vacated, he heard An Zeyi's soft voice with a trace of surprise: "Dak, are you thinking of a beautiful little female cat? Little Ding Ding is hard."
"Meow!!!"
"I don't want you to stain the sheets, boy, let's take a new shower."
"Meow woo woo."
After tossing about the kitten, Anze was satisfied with the code words.
He is now writing the opening paragraph of the tomb robbing pit, that is, the part that does not involve the professional knowledge of tomb robbing, about Riley meeting his mentor's friend, a well-known archaeologist, under the introduction of his mentor, and then in that archaeological The first time I met Ronisi at the home of the scientist.
He has a handsome appearance, a gentle smile and an extraordinary temperament, but Riley's animal intuition made him instinctively feel that Mr. Ronnie, who claims to be a doctor, has cold eyes. Then at the table, Ronnie's movements of cutting steak with a scalpel all the time are even more serious. It gave him a dangerous and evil temperament.
When writing about Riley, An Zeyi happened to have his collarbone licked by Duck at this moment. In an instant, he knew how to write to make Riley look softer and more lovable.
Then, there was a little milk cat named "Tuan Tuan" in Riley's house. (*^▽^*)
Of course, Anze is going to ask Ronnie to raise a big wolfhound named "Yuanyuan". ╰(*︶`*)╯
As for the prototype of "Tuantuan", isn't there his baby Duck? (/≧▽≦)/~┴┴
After writing a paragraph, Anze got stuck when he wrote about the ruins they were going to.
There is absolutely no relevant knowledge about the tomb robbery cemetery in the brain hole, so I can't make up nonsense. qaq
After writing what he wanted to write, he began to deliberate word by word. Every time he stopped writing, An Zeyi would start from the beginning and read word by word repeatedly, trying to make the characters fuller.
This is one of the reasons why An Zeyi's novels are very popular, and almost no one can surpass him on the same subject.
Because he puts his whole being into it, puts all his enthusiasm, passion and energy into it.
His book is a world, and he is the god who constructs this world.
God always requires perfection in the world he created, doesn't he?
After rewriting and rewriting, Anze was excited (fan) and excited (bing), rolling on the bed with the dozing Dak in his arms.
"My son is so handsome!"
"What should I do if my own son makes me cry every time?! ヾ(ノ'﹃ノ"
Duck: "..."
#I really want to kill this stupid guy#
#我喜欢的乌夜黑大神is actually such a snake spirit disease#
#Nima, can you forget to take medicine#
Well, this night is still beautiful.
In general, Virgos tend to have OCD.
Therefore, An Zeyi is a Virgo with obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Liked by: Charlotte, Duck, and those big and small relatives of the Anze family.
An Zeyi: This obviously made mistakes such as unclear reasoning and inaccurate judgment in the evaluation of the argument.And there are logical problems.In this way, the test will definitely not score.
"Charlotte," after dinner, he gave a Chinese paper to his best friend. As soon as Anze put down the paper, he stretched out his hand naturally, and arranged the papers that had been stacked together neatly in chronological order.
"Phew, it really looks much better this way, and it's easier to find."
Charlotte/Dark: "..." OCD again.
Anze turned his head and raised his eyebrows slightly: "What's wrong with you two?"
Charlotte and Duck, who were looking at him together, shook their heads in unison, their big water red eyes and swarthy cat eyes were exactly the same innocent and pure as a baby.
An Zeyi: "..."
Anze turned his head back without taking it seriously, for these two sloppy guys who like to throw things around (Charlotte/Dark: We just like freedom without obsessive-compulsive disorder), he is used to being like an old lady Clean up these two bad guys.
There is no way, the reality is like this, whoever can't stand it will clean it up.
And the one who can't stand it is often only An Zeyi, a mid-stage obsessive-compulsive disorder patient.
"Sister Xia Ye will be discharged from the hospital in a few days." After placing the pen in the pen container at an angle of 30° to the left, Anze spoke.At the same time, I like the angle of placing the pen: Sure enough, it will be very convenient and easy to draw a pen when writing.
"Well, let's have dinner together tomorrow night. My sister really misses Duck." Charlotte said while looking at the test paper. His sister also likes cats, but cats are too delicate to keep as pets. It's troublesome, and his sister's lungs are not good, so she is not suitable for keeping cats.
"Okay, I'll carry Dake over then." An Zeyi agreed readily.It can't be raised, but it can still be seen and touched.
Dakmeow: Why didn't either of you ask for my opinion?Am I the mascot?
(Mystery voice: Aren’t you the mascot?)
After tidying up neatly, Anze glanced at the time and went to the kitchen to bring home made tuna and fish jerky. He found out that his cat has a big appetite and needs to be fed several times a day.He didn't dare to let Dak eat too much sweets to make him fat, so it was better to eat fish.
He once checked on Du Niang that the reason why cats like to eat fish and mice is because cats are nocturnal animals. In order to see things clearly at night, they need a lot of taurine, and the bodies of mice and fish contain taurine. Sour, so cats eat fish and mice not only because they like to eat them, but also because of their own needs.
The problem is that An Zeyi hates rats very much, because for a clean freak, the existence of rats means dirt and bacteria and viruses. In addition, he traveled and went out in his previous life, and finally saw the famous bloody dish "San Zhier", Can't eat anything after a nasty day, can he hate rats?Looking at it makes my heart feel sick.
Think about it, a plate of live mice just born, a plate of spices.The eater clamps the live mouse with chopsticks, and the mouse will "squeak", and when it is put into the seasoning, the mouse will "squeak" again, and when it is put into the mouth of the eater, the mouse will make a final "squeak" , a total of three squeaks.
Just thinking about it is bloody, cruel and disgusting.
Therefore, An Zeyi absolutely does not allow creatures like mice to appear in the house, let alone allow Dake to eat mice under his nose.
So, Dake Xiaomeng, you should eat fish.
"Poop shoveler Xiaoyi," the onlooker Charlotte grabbed an uneaten piece of dried meat from Duck's plate and gnawed it. He knew Anzeyi's cleanliness and fineness very well, so his cat's food would be better than his own. The stalls outside are clean and hygienic: "You really spoiled your Dake."
He reached out and poked Duck's ear: "You can just feed it cat food."
"There are preservatives added to the cat food sold outside. Can it be clean for cats to eat? What if Duck gets sick?" An Ze patted Charlotte's hand away, and patted the kitten's head soothingly: "Only If I have a bite to eat, I will never give it cat food."
"You actually treat her as your wife, right?!" Charlotte was stunned: "The one who eats, drinks, and sleeps with her is simply escort service."
"What are you talking about, kid?" An Zeyi smiled and slapped him.
"I mean Duck eats with you, drinks with you, sleeps with you!" Charlotte dodged and explained.
"Meow meow meow." Then Duck waved his cat's paw.
"You masters and servants love each other well, I'm wrong, can't I?" Charlotte avoided this time in a bit of embarrassment: "Xiaoyi, does your cat become a spirit? After the founding of the country, if it can't become a spirit, it has to be handed over to the country, don't you?" Do you know what?"
"Okay, okay, my cat is the most aura, and it's useless for you to be envious." An Zeyi held Dak in his arms, with a bright and bright smile, clear and gentle.
"Little one."
"Ok?"
"Don't laugh like that in the future."
"why?"
"I thought I saw an angel."
An Ze picked up Dak from behind, pinched the cat with one hand and pointed at the boy in front of him with a paw: "...Dak, scratch him to death."
Your sister's angel, I'm a man, a pure man, not a birdman with two chicken wings on his back.
Stealing the floating life for half a day.
After Charlotte left, An Zeyi and Duck washed up, he lay on his side on the bed, looked at Duck lying on the bed with a smile on his head, and stretched out his other thin white hand with slender fingers Playing with the cat, she looked like she was teasing her long-time wife.It's just that Dak just raised his eyelids lazily, his dark eyes looked like "I'm so helpless, I really can't do anything about you".
However, An Zeyi knew his little black cat very well, so he was not angry. He scratched the kitten's chin with his clean and round index finger. Ke slapped it with his paw.
I hide~
flutter.
Anze's brows and eyes crooked with a smile.
This smile is really annoying, Dakmeow squinted his eyes, and waved his paw again.
Unexpectedly, An Zeyi, the guy who stays at home all day, actually grabbed his claws accurately!
He didn't turn on the water.
"Silly cat," Anze squeezed his paws, the soft pad felt very good: "Don't you know that your master's intuition is very accurate?"
"Meow." Who would know this.
He let go, but the kitten jumped and bit his finger.
He didn't bite the skin, but his small teeth gritted his fingertips, unexpectedly feeling silly and cute.
An Ze raised the corners of his mouth, smiling softly and sincerely. He lowered his head and kissed the kitten's cheek very gently.
He just washed the kitten white and clean.
Dak was stunned, as if he didn't expect to be kissed, or maybe he was shy, anyway, he subconsciously patted him with his paw.
This time Anze didn't dodge, and let his little paws softly pounce on him.only………………
"Hiss! Dak, are you really not a mutant cat? Your hands are too strong, it hurts qaq!" Covering his face, Anze breathed in pain, and through the gaps between his fingers, he could vaguely see the red plum blossom marks .
In fact, An Ze had a plum blossom mark on his face for three days before it disappeared, and this was also thanks to his daily application of medicine on his face and the circulation of his internal strength.
He was very angry, but when he saw the little guy showing him the cute and pitiful expression of cats, looking at him with two front paws, Anze lost all anger.
Not to mention beating the kitten, Nima won't be able to bear it even if it is hungry qaq.
but………………
If you can't do a big punishment, can't you do a small one?
As a result, the kitty Duck was forced to wear a bow with a bell around his neck, and was forced to pose in n kinds of poses to be photographed with "click" and "click".
"You have such a bad temper, what kind of female cat should I find for you in the future!" Although my own Duck is just an insignificant little domestic cat, and willful and greedy, in the eyes of his owner, he is The best is not what those ugly female cats can think about.But he didn't mind teasing his little black cat: "With such a bad temper, what kind of mother cat will be willing to bear babies for you in the future?"
Duck simply squatted down, leaving him with the back of his head.
"Dak?" Anze blinked his eyes, his voice was softer than Dak's kitten, which was more like a kitten's coquettish feeling: "Dak——! Let's meet."
His kitten is very cute, and An Zeyi likes to touch his forehead with it very much, which gives him a very intimate feeling.
Dak continued to squat, leaving him with the back of his head.
Is it really a man of you, a blue boy, to act like a baby to a cat?God damn it, he heard An Zeyi's coquettish voice that was several times softer than usual, and felt that his stomach was tight and his lower part was already hard!
As soon as his body vacated, he heard An Zeyi's soft voice with a trace of surprise: "Dak, are you thinking of a beautiful little female cat? Little Ding Ding is hard."
"Meow!!!"
"I don't want you to stain the sheets, boy, let's take a new shower."
"Meow woo woo."
After tossing about the kitten, Anze was satisfied with the code words.
He is now writing the opening paragraph of the tomb robbing pit, that is, the part that does not involve the professional knowledge of tomb robbing, about Riley meeting his mentor's friend, a well-known archaeologist, under the introduction of his mentor, and then in that archaeological The first time I met Ronisi at the home of the scientist.
He has a handsome appearance, a gentle smile and an extraordinary temperament, but Riley's animal intuition made him instinctively feel that Mr. Ronnie, who claims to be a doctor, has cold eyes. Then at the table, Ronnie's movements of cutting steak with a scalpel all the time are even more serious. It gave him a dangerous and evil temperament.
When writing about Riley, An Zeyi happened to have his collarbone licked by Duck at this moment. In an instant, he knew how to write to make Riley look softer and more lovable.
Then, there was a little milk cat named "Tuan Tuan" in Riley's house. (*^▽^*)
Of course, Anze is going to ask Ronnie to raise a big wolfhound named "Yuanyuan". ╰(*︶`*)╯
As for the prototype of "Tuantuan", isn't there his baby Duck? (/≧▽≦)/~┴┴
After writing a paragraph, Anze got stuck when he wrote about the ruins they were going to.
There is absolutely no relevant knowledge about the tomb robbery cemetery in the brain hole, so I can't make up nonsense. qaq
After writing what he wanted to write, he began to deliberate word by word. Every time he stopped writing, An Zeyi would start from the beginning and read word by word repeatedly, trying to make the characters fuller.
This is one of the reasons why An Zeyi's novels are very popular, and almost no one can surpass him on the same subject.
Because he puts his whole being into it, puts all his enthusiasm, passion and energy into it.
His book is a world, and he is the god who constructs this world.
God always requires perfection in the world he created, doesn't he?
After rewriting and rewriting, Anze was excited (fan) and excited (bing), rolling on the bed with the dozing Dak in his arms.
"My son is so handsome!"
"What should I do if my own son makes me cry every time?! ヾ(ノ'﹃ノ"
Duck: "..."
#I really want to kill this stupid guy#
#我喜欢的乌夜黑大神is actually such a snake spirit disease#
#Nima, can you forget to take medicine#
Well, this night is still beautiful.
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