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After teasing Lu Yu, Wu Wei refused the proposal to go up, "I'm all hurt like this, let's take it easy. I'll treat your injury first, and we'll talk about the rest later! Is there any medicine left?"

Lu Yu nodded obediently, and turned to go to the pool.

"Stop!" Wu Wei dragged him back, pointed to the pool, and then pointed to himself, "The water is very dirty, you and I have both bathed in it, it is not suitable to wash wounds! Sit down That's fine, I'll do the rest."

Lu Yu was a little puzzled, but he sat down obediently. The domineering Weiwei was obviously much more handsome, but he...

"It's coming again, isn't it? I promise you, I will definitely change you back to how you were before, will it work?" Seeing him like this, Wu Wei knew what he was thinking without having to guess.

Not much to say, with Wu Wei's thought, Xuan Yang Tian vertically unfolded, and a small blue snake emerged from his fingertips.Looking at Lu Yu, and then at the little snake, Wu Wei scattered the little snake again, "Snakes are not suitable for cleaning this job, I'll use another one."

After finishing the words, a bowl-sized cat grew out of Wu Wei's fingertips, "The head is still a bit small, and the tongue is not big enough."

Wu Wei made adjustments, making the cat's head three times larger than the original, and the whole body plus the tail is not as big as the cat's one eye.With a big head and a big tongue, it is efficient and can minimize Lu Yu's pain.

Lu Yu looked curiously, he had never seen this kind of creature before.

"It's called a cat, and it's a kind of pet from my previous world." Wu Wei explained intimately, and then added something that Lu Yu was more interested in, "Its natural skill is licking, also called cleaning. In this way, when it licks, It won't hurt you, it's clean."

Lu Yu groaned, and sure enough, he understood this time, his eyes lit up immediately, his own fear was really amazing, so it turned out that there were monsters in his previous world.

Wu Wei manipulated it carefully, for fear of hurting him.Lu Yu's hands and feet were tense, his face was itchy, but his heart was warm. Seeing that Wei Wei was sweating profusely, Lu Yu signaled that he was fine. After several times, Wu Wei speeded up and the three cats finished. Cleaned up.

After the stains were washed away, the wounds on Lu Yu's face were finally fully revealed. Most of his face was burnt and red, but fortunately there was no infection.Wu Wei's heart twitched uncontrollably, he secretly took a breath, and pretended to smile relaxedly, "It's not serious, it's already much better, it's fine."

Lu Yu also heaved a sigh of relief when he heard the words, it's great that nothing happened.

"What about the medicine, give it to me."

After receiving the medicine that Lu Yu handed over, Wu Wei's blue light lit up, and Lu Yu quickly waved his hand, shaking his head quickly.

"Okay, okay, no cats, I just make a brush with water, it will be cleaner." Wu Wei patted Lu Yu comfortingly, and handed him the brush in his hand.

After taking the medicine, Lu Yu turned into a miniature "Hulk". Wu Wei was afraid that he would be unhappy, so he lifted up his T-shirt and brushed the unscarred wound on his chest.

"It's okay this time, we are all wounded." Wu Wei smiled, making Lu Yu happy.

Unexpectedly, Lu Yu not only didn't smile, but turned his mouth even more crookedly.

"Oh, I was wrong, I was teasing you, why are you doing this again?" Wu Wei kept scolding himself in his heart, why he forgot the origin of the wound, and explained embarrassingly: "Lu Yu, I didn't Treating people better, I don’t know how…”

"It's okay, I'm too sensitive." Lu Yu grabbed Wu Wei's hand, shook it firmly, and smiled happily.Afraid of the scene of being kind to himself, he had been dreaming a few days ago, and now that it has become real, what is there to be dissatisfied with?

Wu Wei finally heaved a sigh of relief, and wiped the sweat off his forehead. It is not easy to spend so much effort and stress. I never thought that talking about friends is more tiring than practicing.Looking at Lu Yu's miserable head, Wu Wei knew that the best way to deal with it was to shave off his hair, but he didn't dare to say it, what if he made him cry again?

"Is Weiwei thinking about the wound on my head?" Lu Yu looked at Wu Wei's head and opened his mouth, "Actually, there are a lot of blisters on it, and there are too many hairs, so it's not easy to apply medicine. Look at me. It’s all done like this. Is there a better way for Weiwei?”

Wu Wei hesitated for a while, and on the premise that Lu Yu repeatedly assured that he was not in a hurry, he proposed the plan.

"Really? Weiwei can really get rid of these obstructive hairs? I thought I couldn't use fire or pull them off."

"Burning with fire? You can figure it out, because you don't think the injury is serious enough, right?" Wu Wei curled his lips like Lu Yu's, and when he thought about it, he had an extra golden razor in his hand, which he cast with gold coins. .

Lu Yu had been thinking about Wu Wei's actions for a long time, and when he saw that he had created a new monster, he clamored to see it.Wu Wei handed it to him carefully, and at the same time put away the sharp edge of the razor, for fear that he would inflict new injuries.

"Can this work?" Lu Yu rubbed the razor with his fingers, feeling like a stone stick.

In fact, this is not a fault of the knife itself, it is because of Wu Wei's repeated collection that it became like this.If Lu Yu touched it a little longer, Wu Wei would probably turn it into a ball.

Withdrawing the razor, Wu Wei took a breath, carefully gathered Lu Yu's long hair into a bundle in his hand, and started from his temple with the other hand, scraping upwards little by little, and kept saying, "Don't move, Qian Don't move, your head will fall if you move, I'm serious!"

Lu Yu is also obedient enough, although sometimes it hurts and itches, but he forces himself to hold it back, not because he is afraid of death, but because serious fear is very handsome, and he is reluctant to destroy this feeling.

After shaving his hair with difficulty, especially near the wound, although Wu Wei was careful, he still made a few cuts.When the last strand of hair was cut off, Wu Wei threw the razor out angrily, and he didn't even bother to take back the Lingyuan. Otherwise, the anger in his heart would not be released...

After everything was done, the two of them didn't go back to the house, and they found a shaded place to sit back to back and rest together.

Lu Yu didn't sleep all night yesterday, he would be very sleepy, and fell asleep soon.Wu Wei originally wanted to practice for a while, but he also closed his eyes when he heard the even breathing sound behind him.

In the evening, Lu Yu finally woke up. As soon as he woke up, Wu Wei also woke up. The first thing he did was to check his wound, and it was obviously much better.

"Wait, Lu Yu, I'll go catch fish." Wu Wei let go of him, walked a few steps, turned around, and asked uncertainly, "I forgot to ask you, do you eat meat?"

The reason for asking this question is because all Lu Yu prepared for Wu Wei these days was wild fruits, never meat.

"Who stipulated that killing is not allowed, or are these not edible, or you don't eat?" Wu Wei asked after thinking about it, and asked in more detail, so as not to make things difficult for Lu Yu.

Lu Yu lowered his head and rubbed his fingers, "None. I don't eat it because... because I don't know how to cook."

Wu Wei groaned, this is the best way, in fact, he himself is not very good at it, it's just that the aunt at home has done a lot, since Lu Yu can't, then he shouldn't be picky.

Lu Yu didn't think about it that much at all, his eyes were shining brightly, no matter how satisfied Wu Wei was, he quietly wrung his fingers, summarizing Wei Wei's advantages: 1. Good-looking, 2. Treating himself well, 3. Serious, 4. Wide knowledge, 5. Have never been in a relationship, 6. Know the five elements, 7. Know how to shave hair, 8. Know how to call cats, 9. Know how to cook, 10. Know how to ask your own opinion and think about yourself...

Counting and counting, Lu Yu laughed, such a treasure is his own now, it's really great, he really is the happiest bird and the happiest monster under the sun.

Wu Wei has already gone so far, he didn't know that Lu Yu had listed so many advantages for himself, if he knew, he would definitely add a second advantage... so coaxing.

Standing still at the edge of the pool, Wu Wei displayed an otter with gold coins.Originally in the water, the water element is the most suitable and the most labor-saving, but he summoned the cat 3 times in one afternoon and added a brush, the water element has long been exhausted, and then went to sleep, so there is no time to replenish it.Apart from the water element, the only thing left is the gold element. As for the wood and earth, it is purely uncomfortable to use them.In addition, his heterogeneous Huoyuandian is also possible, but it is too lethal, and a large fish will surely turn up when he strikes. Wu Wei has no refrigerator, and only two people, so he is crazy to waste resources like this.

I controlled the otter to swim around in the water, and when it landed again, it had already harvested something in its stomach.After taking back the gold coins, the three fish fell to the ground and bounced around. A thin electric snake sprang out from Wu Wei's fingertips, and the stretching fish stopped moving.Taking advantage of the time when they were stunned, Wu Wei used gold dollars to gather a knife, and fumbled to clean the fish. Then he controlled the knife and turned it into a pot, filled half a pot of water in the pool, and made it with earth dollars A pot stand, once the pot is placed, the fish can be thrown away, and it can be cooked.

"Lu Yu, Lu Yu, come over and light the fire!" Wu Wei shouted at the top of his voice, his fire element is a different type of electricity, it is not suitable for cooking.

"It's coming!" Lu Yu was very fast, and he came to Wu Wei in a few dodges, glanced at the ground, and couldn't help admiring Wu Wei even more.

"Don't look at it, turn on the fire quickly, first use the fire to boil the water, and then listen to my instructions, understand?"

Lu Yu kept nodding, looking forward to it. He had tried it himself, but after pinching his nose and eating it a few times, he would rather starve and eat fruit than waste resources.

"Oh, by the way, I have some things here, do you think they can be used?" Lu Yu took out a few wooden tubes from his arms, and put them aside.

He took a few wooden tubes and tasted them with his fingers, Wu Wei's complexion became extremely bright.Familiar taste, unfamiliar material.

"Can it be used?"

"It can be used, it can be used! These seasonings are all good things. Well, I love it!" With a smack, the excited Wu Wei kissed Lu Yu's cheek.

Lu Yu froze immediately, the flames at his fingertips were extinguished instantly, his green face climbed up to Hongxia, he was so happy that he just said "I love you to death" to himself, and kissed himself?

Wu Wei also came back to his senses, feeling that he must have been obsessed with complacency just now, but he said everything and kissed, and now he can't do it by himself if he wants to lick back the spittle that spewed out.A little embarrassed, but also a little regretful, Wu Wei had no choice but to raise his face, and scolded: "Seriously light the fire, do you want to starve me to death?"

"En!" Lu Yu nodded vigorously, a foot-high sea-blue flame shot out from his fingertips, and then... with a bang, the pot leaked, the water spilled, and the fish fell to the ground.

Wu Wei's palm hurt, his face was really ugly this time, he pointed at the fish and then at Lu Yu, he opened his mouth for a long time, but couldn't say a word.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose." Lu Yu sniffled and explained, "I was too happy just now, I couldn't control the heat... I shouldn't use the sparks, I shouldn't have broken your spell... I shouldn't ...Don't be angry, okay... woo..."

Wu Wei squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, inhaled and exhaled, back and forth three times, finally looked up at Lu Yu, and said calmly: "It's okay, the fish soup can't be finished, let's eat the fruit."

After speaking, Wu Wei turned and left.Lu Yu wiped away his tears, ran over quickly, tried to poke Wu Wei's arm, and seeing that he didn't resist, he hugged him.

"Don't be angry, Weiwei, okay, I shouldn't hide my cultivation, but don't worry, if you really want to beat me up, I will never fight back. Okay, okay?"

Wu Wei stopped and didn't answer directly, but suggested: "Let's go up, I'm a little sleepy."

What's important, isn't it just being tricked again, is it important?In just three days, I was cheated to death by my brother first, then cheated by my brother's female fans, and then cheated by Lu Yu with an oath, plus the promise at noon, isn't there another concealment practice now?Nima feels like a mouse. After being trampled and inflated, it climbs out of the grass tenaciously but falls into a trap. It thought it could just make a hole and run away, but it is completely ignored by the mouse trap. Zhang's pancakes dipped in sauce are wrapped again, I've been eaten to the brim!Depend on!

Even though the cultivation base of the fifth-level Zongli Hailan Qun Xinghuo is pretending to be only the second-level Chilihua Orange Boiling Haiyan, it's ridiculous that I still believe it, and I'm so confident that I can get rid of him!The majestic demon king, hehe!

"Wu Wei, Wu Wei, you really are ignorant and fearless!" Wu Wei gritted his teeth and crossed out Lu Yu's only advantage in his mind.

"Compassionate" is really empathetic enough.