empires are male goblins

Entering the wedding banquet, Wu Wei and Lu Yugao sat at the top, and there were three tables below, Feng Yuan, Long Yiyin, Bi Congrong and his wife.

At the beginning, everyone was restrained, and they just toasted with His Majesty and had a few drinks together in a ceremonial manner.

Some people wanted to take the opportunity to show off and toast His Majesty directly, but the Holy King didn't dare, so they shifted their target to the Big Three.But Bi Congrong had a stinky face, and Long Yiyin had a serious face, so everyone could only focus on taking care of Feng Yuan.After Feng Yuan drank a few times, Long Yiyin became unhappy, it was all Xiangye, why didn't anyone look for him?The wise man saw that he was wrong, so he took the initiative to respect him, and the others followed suit.In this way, Bi Congrong quit, I have a heart, Mingzhu goes to the toilet, I am so sad for you, you are drinking happily.Bi Congrong was originally a member of the army, and he was a big boss. At this moment, he moved his leopard eyes and whiskers, and the people who toasted came over.

After a few rounds of drinking, some people became taller and more courageous, and Wu Wei also suffered.

Wu Wei's eyes turned red after drinking a cup of more than half a catty.The wine of Chunyang Empire is simply poisonous. To use the catchphrase of the previous life, it is fried pepper with arsenic acid. It is unique and spicy, and the taste should not be too good!

"Xiao Yu, I can't do it anymore, I have to go to make things easier." Wu Wei put the cup down and got up hastily.

Lu Yu was worried, and just as he was about to say go together, Feng Yuan came by next to him.He was holding a glass in his hand, and he didn't know if he was drunk or if he was getting married today, His Majesty did not dare to get angry, and showed with actions that he wanted to toast.Lu Yu couldn't help it. In name, Feng Yuan was still the cheap brother he entrusted to Wu Wei. Naturally, he had to give this face.

Seeing that His Majesty stopped, Feng Yuan became more courageous, and simply opened his mouth, "Your Majesty seems to be very happy today, but I am not happy. I still remember that what Your Majesty promised me today has not been fulfilled."

Wu Wei glanced at them, couldn't help it, and went to the back by himself.

Seeing the opportunity, Liu Guanshi hurriedly followed.

After entering the Land of Reincarnation of the Five Grains (commonly known as the toilet), Lu Yu felt at ease with a big river running down.

Lifting the door curtain, Wu Wei came up with a lot of alcohol, couldn't help seeing something blurry, couldn't see clearly under his feet, and bumped into a wall pillar.

"Ah, be careful, Holy King." Guanshi Liu exclaimed, and hurried over to help him.

Wu Wei rubbed his forehead. Under alcohol anesthesia, he didn't feel much pain, but it felt wrong to the touch, presumably it was swelling.

"Let's go, send me back." After rubbing for a while, Wu Wei didn't bother to bother anymore, and ordered Guanshi Liu to send him back. This time when he went back, he said he didn't drink anymore. Not only did he not drink, he also had to get Xiao Yu away. It's sunset time, don't sleep and drink wine.

After walking a few steps, Guanshi Liu suddenly fell down, Wu Wei lost all support and almost fell down.Wu Wei was about to lose his temper, when Liu Guanshi said "See Your Majesty", Wu Wei's anger also went away.

"Why are you here?" Wu Wei smiled, broke away from Guanshi Liu's hand on his leg, and staggered forward a few steps. Seeing that Lu Yu didn't come to help him, Wu Wei yelled, "Xiao Yu, come here!" , what are you doing standing up, you want me to wrestle?"

After waiting for a while, Lu Yu still didn't move. Wu Wei was so drunk that he almost swayed onto Lu Yu's body.

Putting his head in Lu Yu's arms, Wu Wei took a deep breath and became more and more dissatisfied, "Why don't you smell any alcohol? I clearly remembered that you drank it just now." After a pause, Wu Wei understood that it turned out that Lu Yu There was something for sobering up, but he used it by himself and didn't give it to himself. Immediately, Wu Wei became even more dissatisfied, and reached out to grab Lu Yu's ear, muttering: "Xiao Yu, you are so courageous, you are going to turn the world upside down!" Is it?"

"Stop!" Lu Yu turned his head away, and took advantage of the opportunity to slap Wu Wei's hand, "Go to bed when you're drunk, you don't look like a queen like this, it's really outrageous!"

Wu Wei's hands were red and swollen from the beating. This was due to the effect of alcohol paralysis. I don't know if it was the pain, or he was aggrieved by being drunk. He immediately got up from him, turned his head and walked away, feeling unhappy.

"Holy King... Your Majesty?" Guanshi Liu was still kneeling, not knowing what to do, so he could only speak helplessly.

"Come back!" Lu Yu dodged to stop Wu Wei, paused, and reached out to pinch his arm, "I'll take you back."

"No, let go!" Wu Wei's arm was pinched like this by Lu Yu, it really hurt, and the pain was so painful that it was so painful.Someone in the previous life said that marriage is the tomb of love. Now that he has been married for a while, and the wedding banquet is not over yet, he is actually acting like this.Wu Wei admits that he loves Lu Yu very much now, but his feelings can't help being tossed like this.What's more, Wu Wei is a man, and he was a straight man before, and he is a self-improving young man who grew up in the new society.

After two swings, Wu Wei didn't break free, so Wu Wei stared straight at him.

The two looked at each other for a while, Lu Yu couldn't help it first, let go of him, but also blocked the way, after thinking about it, Lu Yu's voice softened, and said: "Look at you being so careless, you hit your head Such a big bag, come and let me pack it for you."

"No need!" Wu Wei resolutely refused, how could he accept it when he was angry.He didn't know what to think at this moment, with a thought, Xuanyang Tianzong activated and summoned a blue cat.

Holding the cat in his hand, Wu Wei purposely pointed the cat's head at him, the cat grinned, and let out a "meow".

There was a flash of light and shadow, and then there was a "pop", and Wu Wei and his cat were blown to the ground by a gust of wind.

Lu Yu dared to hit himself!

"Guan Liu, send me back!" Wu Wei rolled over and got up, most of the alcohol had gone by now.

Liu Guanshi didn't move, Wu Wei became more angry, and his voice was cold: "You don't move, do you? He can kill you, believe it or not, I will kill you right away!"

Hearing this, Liu Guanshi hurriedly got up slightly trembling, and while pleading guilty, helped Wu Wei to go away.

Back at the wedding banquet again, Lu Yu was already sitting there.

Wu Wei looked at it and became even more angry.It's not that he wants to come here, but that the palace is so big that he doesn't know where to go other than here.

Liu Guanshi didn't dare to make claims, let alone respond casually, even the Holy King's request to return to Prince Heng's mansion was declined repeatedly.Are you kidding me, they are all married, and they go back to the palace, that's not the way to seek death.

As a modern person, Wu Wei has no sense of superiority or inferiority. Just now he just casually threatened Guanshi Liu that if he really wanted to bully others, he couldn't do it.In desperation, Wu Wei had no choice but to come here again.

"Wei Wei is back, are you alright?" Lu Yu immediately stretched out his hand when he saw it, and Wu Wei slapped it away.Lu Yu paused, looked at Wu Wei's forehead, and hugged him, "Hey, Weiwei, what's wrong with your head, your body is still so dirty, did you fall?"

Wu Wei didn't say a word, but clenched his teeth tightly, pretending, you keep pretending!

"What's going on! Tell me!" Seeing that there was nothing to ask, Lu Yu turned angrily at Guanshi Liu behind him.

Guanshi Liu fell to his knees with a thud, and kowtowed, but he didn't dare to say a word, what could he say?

Lu Yu looked back and forth, and looked up again. The ministers who looked over hurriedly lowered their heads, and shouted one by one, "I'm drunk, I'm drunk, I'm guilty and resign".

"Sure!" His Majesty Lu Yu was furious, he waved them out with his hand, and then reached out to break Wu Wei.

Wu Wei turned away and ignored Lu Yu, angry and impatient, his eyes soon turned red.After waiting for a while, seeing that Wu Wei was still angry, he couldn't help but gritted his teeth, and with his cultivation, he restrained Wu Wei like lightning, hugged him and shot him into the air.

Before entering the palace, Lu Yu took Wu Wei directly onto the boat.After entering the room, Lu Yu let go of Wu Wei.

With such kung fu skills, Wu Wei's clothes rolled around on the ground first, then he was rubbed when he was hugged by Lu Yu, and then the wind blew all the way at high speed, and he couldn't see it for a long time.As for Lu Yu, after drinking, he flew all the way vigorously, his hair was also a little messy, and his face was flushed.

Wu Wei didn't want to look at Lu Yu, he fell on the bed by himself, and without taking off his clothes, he planned to go to sleep and let the drink go.

"Weiwei, get up and wash before going back to sleep." Lu Yu looked at the person on the bed, lowered his voice, sat gently on the edge of the bed, raised his hand in the air, wanted to touch but didn't dare to touch, knowing that Weiwei was not angry yet. remove.

Wu Wei closed his eyes, turned his head in, and ignored him.At this time, he was really angry in his heart, so what about the emperor, if he was wrong, he was wrong, and he didn't want you to apologize, so what if he just admitted it?

After waiting for a while, Wu Wei still ignored him, and Lu Yu felt uncomfortable.Turning his head away, Lu Yu said: "Weiwei, I know you were wronged just now, and I don't know how to tell you some things. But I still remember that you said yesterday, 'No matter what the difference you just said is , I also tell you that there is nothing in this world that can separate us, if there is, I, Wu Wei, swear to God, I will definitely let him be smashed to pieces and never be reborn!', did you forget?"

Wu Wei moved his body, but he didn't speak. Lu Yu's voice continued to ring in his ears, "I said this morning that today will be a little different. Didn't you say you don't mind?"

Wu Wei suddenly remembered that when he was on the boat today, the second elder brother Fatty Luo once mentioned something, "Third brother-in-law, after today, you have to treat my third brother well, no matter what he does or what status he is, it is yours." spouse."

Thinking of this, Wu Wei couldn't help but feel moved, maybe Xiao Yu has a dual personality, or schizophrenia.His attitude at the moment is completely different from that outside the Wugu Reincarnation Institute.If explained that way, it makes perfect sense.Wu Wei had never personally come into contact with such a person before, but he had watched TV and movies, and he knew the pain of such a person, and even more knew their difficulties.

"Xiao Yu, I'm sorry, I don't know you... I'm sorry, it's all my fault, I know too little about you, what should you tell me?"

Hearing what Weiwei said, Lu Yu burst into tears, and the crystal tears rolled down his red cheeks, the peach blossoms drizzled with rain, it was indescribably distressing.

"Hey, don't cry, it's all because of your husband's fault." Wu Wei stretched out his hand to embrace Lu Yu in his arms, moved his head closer, and kissed the tear line with his lips.

Lu Yu's body twitched, and as soon as he started crying, the tears couldn't be stopped. The more Wu Wei kissed, the more he kissed.

Wu Wei looked distressed and couldn't find a better way to persuade him. He couldn't help but think of the time when Lu Yu was injured in the valley, and he summoned the blue cat by mistake.

Seeing the blue cat, Lu Yu's nose twitched one after another, knowing what Wei Wei was going to do, he turned his head away twitching.

Wu Wei was stunned for a moment, the cat didn't receive the treatment just now, he let the cat speak with a smirk, stuck out his long tongue, and licked Lu Yu's face decisively.

"Go... go away..." Lu Yu's face was so itchy that he didn't cry anymore, he just begged for mercy.

Seeing Lu Yu like this, Wu Wei's heart started to itch. He threw the cat and jumped on it, calling out, "Xiao Yu, be good, I want to eat meat for my husband..."