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Xiao Buniao soon found out what was wrong with Fatty Luo after he was drunk, not only he knew, but also other people who came out to pee in the middle of the night also knew, including Wu Wei.

Unlike others who just smiled, Wu Wei couldn't laugh at all, and he really wanted to kill that guy.

That night, Wu Wei fell into a drowsy sleep, and suddenly a man entered the room, naked, swaying around, then fell to the ground and snored.At that time, Wu Wei was awakened immediately, purple light flickered in his hand, and Wu Wei almost slapped it. Thanks to his spiritual sense, he saw the person in the dark clearly, so Wu Wei gritted his teeth and scattered the spirit energy.

When Wu Wei woke up, the bird sleeping soundly on his chest also woke up. Immediately afterwards, with a movement of its little paw, the bird left Wu Wei's body like lightning, and then went to the pillow against the wall.

"Damn it!" Wu Wei scolded Fatty Luo in his mind, and his sleepiness was gone, and Xiao Yu's sound sleep on his body was also disturbed.The more Wu Wei thought about it, the more angry he became, a yellow light flashed in his hand, and he used Xuanyang Tianzong's means to make a hand out of earth yuan, opened the door, and threw the thing out, it was stuck in the sand , just leave one head outside.

Fortunately, Wu Wei didn't transfer Fatty Luo to everyone, otherwise Wu Wei would use his spiritual sense to transmit a voice to Xiao Buniao, and the latter would rush over, otherwise Xiao Buniao's planned wedding would be useless, and he could directly find a new husband .

The most amazing thing is that Fatty Luo didn't notice the whole process, and the snoring didn't stop until the next morning.And Xiao Buniao suffered a lot, cleaning him in the middle of the night, and when he got into bed, Xiao Buniao was afraid that he would run away again, so he stared at him all night.

So, the next morning, when Fatty Luo wondered why Xiao Buniao's eyes were so red, Xiao Buniao only said two words, "Break up"!This time, Fatty Luo was terrified, and he promised that he would never get drunk again. Once he was drunk, Xiao Buniao could do whatever he wanted, so Xiao Buniao reluctantly let him go. If you don't fall in love with him, can you still love him so much?

But the aftermath of this incident was far more than that. From that night onwards, there was an illusion of blue mist outside Wu Wei's room. Once someone broke in, they would definitely enter Xiao Buniao's room.Wu Wei didn't know if Fatty Luo was sleepwalking after being drunk, but Heishi Ji heard Fatty Luo's screams like killing a pig several times, and kept shouting "It's cracked, take it easy, don't be so fast" And others will find that their Jade King walks a little weirdly the next day.In this regard, Fatty Luo explained that the desert was dry, and he got angry and had sores.

In fact, because of this matter, Heishi Ji went to Wu Wei specifically to explain why Fatty Luo would be like this.It is said that Fatty Luo has three heads, although there are primary and secondary points, but after all, all three heads have thinking, and the main head can still control it when sober, but once the deep intoxication is over, it loses check and balance, and the other two heads will occasionally control the body to make actions. Sleepwalking is one of the things that Fatty Luo doesn't have on a daily basis.The only way to cure it is to wait until Fatty Luo Xiu is a little higher, so that his three minds can be completely unified.In this regard, no one can help him, except for waiting and not giving him alcohol, so Fatty Luo has lived without alcohol for nearly half a year.

Fortunately for Wu Wei, Xiaoyu woke up the next day as if nothing had happened, and greeted himself with a smile. She neither called "Daddy" nor "Weiwei", but called "Dawei", which was not too far away. Not too close.

Wu Wei was naturally happy to hear about this.However, this joy Wu Wei soon turned into depression. Once Xiao Yu went to sleep, Xiao Yu would inevitably turn into a bird. When I was half asleep, I saw a sleeping bird on my chest.

"When will this day be the end..." Wu Wei muttered in his heart, as if his body was about to explode, looking at the huge mountain peak in the middle of the quilt, Wu Wei silently made a fake body with Lingyuan, and then Went to the storage bag.

Wu Weigang felt that it was coming, suddenly a red light flashed around him, a pair of blurred golden eyes looked over, and then said "ah", Xiao Yu was scared away, and Wu Wei also flaccid.

On the third morning, before dawn, Wu Wei ran to find Heishi Ji with bloodshot eyes.Heishiji was taken aback by Wu Wei's appearance, and just asked a word with concern, Wu Wei shook off the majesty of the gods, put aside the airs of the emperor, and directly shouted "the meeting".

In fact, it’s really not to blame Wu Wei for getting angry, this kind of life where you can see but can’t eat, and even self-help is interrupted is simply enough.Early in the morning, Wu Wei used ice to lower the fire twice. The fire on his body was lowered, and the fire was lowered so thoroughly that Wu Wei himself was a little shivering. He never thought that one day, he would be killed. My own ice has been abused enough, and it's still my own initiative.Damn Bing, damn Jiyang dog thief!Therefore, regarding revenge, Wu Wei couldn't wait any longer.It's been two days, everyone should adjust and adjust, it's time to act!

In Wu Wei's room, Xiao Yu woke up the moment Wu Wei left and became a human again.With a grievance on her face, Xiaoyu gave the sleeping "Wu Wei" a disgusted look, and her hands glowed red.

"Hmph! Make a false body to fool me, and sleep uncomfortable at all!"

Xiaoyu said something, really wanted to slap this fake.But just as his hands were about to fall, his eyes fell on the center of the quilt involuntarily, and he couldn't help but think of the scene he saw last night, those hands that moved up and down quickly, and that face full of comfort and enjoyment... …

The hand couldn't help but scatter the light, Xiao Yu quickly looked around, and then checked again with her spiritual sense, and then lowered her head.Slightly pulling up the sweatpants with her fingers, Xiaoyu turned her head to look at her place, it was soft, how could it be different from Dawei's place?Thinking of that thing, Xiaoyu suddenly had a weird look on her face, not knowing why the difference was so big.But Xiaoyu couldn't ask Wu Wei about this matter, let alone dare to ask others, so she wouldn't be ashamed.

"By the way, isn't there him here?" Looking at the fake Wu Wei, a red light flashed on Xiao Yu's body, and immediately turned into a bird and landed on Wu Wei's chest.

Looking around quickly again, the bird suddenly moved and burrowed under the quilt. A small hill moved quickly and stopped in the middle of the quilt...

In Heishiji's room, Wu Wei, who was speaking, suddenly stopped, his body straightened up suddenly, and then pressed back in an instant, his legs were also closed all of a sudden, and at the same time, he couldn't help but say "uh".

"What's the matter with you, brother-in-law?" Hei Shiji was startled, he must be sick, his rabbit eyes were cold and red early in the morning, and the expression on his face is even more strange now.

Snapped!

Fatty Luo opened his mouth wide, his hands froze, and the fruit that had just touched his teeth fell to the ground and rolled a few times.

"Internal urgency!"

Wu Wei left the sentence, a light flashed on his body, and he rushed out of the room in an instant.

"This is the third brother-in-law?" Although Hei Shiji was asking, she had confirmed her guess in her heart that Wu Wei was ill.

The fat man finally closed his mouth, with a strange expression on his face, looking at Heishiji who wanted to say something but couldn't, so he could only awkwardly move his buttocks on the stool.

"Don't move around!" Xiao Buniao stopped immediately, for fear that Fatty Luo would talk nonsense, if he really wanted to say it, what kind of person Wu Wei would be in the future!

On the other side, Yang Dingtian closed his eyes, as if he was sleepy and sleepy.

After looking around, Heishiji saw that no one was paying attention to her, and tapped her fingers on the table, thinking about how to persuade Wu Wei later.But suddenly, Heishi Ji's complexion became brighter, and he smelled a smell, a smell that all grown men are familiar with.

Sighing for a long time, Heishi Ji immediately figured out why Wu Wei did what he did today, and what Wu Wei did just now.

"Third brother, third brother, look at what you have forced your third brother-in-law into. He has nocturnal emissions even when he is awake and sitting..." Heishi Ji was speechless, her hand that hit the table stopped, and then looked at He looked at everyone with a very serious face, "No one has seen what happened today, let alone know about it! Do you understand?"

The last sentence was addressed to Fatty Luo.

"You!" Fatty Luo suddenly felt that he had been insulted, and he would never make fun of this matter. Adult men, or men with Yafu, who can bear this.

"Okay! Brother, this is for your own good!" Xiao Buniao casually patted Fatty Luo on the back of the head, and immediately vented his anger for him.

"I..." Fatty Luo held his breath, his nose was sore, he really wanted to cry, he felt a little bit better than Wu Wei.

Heishiji gave Fatty Luo a hard look, and this time she brought Xiao Buniao with her, warning: "I don't care how rough you are behind your back, but restrain yourself in front of your third brother-in-law, otherwise I will make you cry every day too!"

After hearing his words, Fatty Luo immediately stopped being wronged. He knew very well that every time the eldest brother spoke like this, he was more serious, and if he disobeyed him again, he would just feel uncomfortable.

"How about we help you, Young Master?" Yang Dingtian opened his eyes, feeling sorry for Wu Wei.

"We must help!"

Three neat responses, very powerful, and then discussed how to enlighten Xiao Yu, how to persuade Wu Wei and so on.

……

Wu Wei finally cleansed himself in the phantom realm that was urgently arranged. This night was really a torment.Now he really wanted to slap himself a few times, and also wanted to slap Xiaoyu's ass hard.

"You said you're okay to use your spiritual energy to transform into a body for him to sleep in. You did it so sincerely, and you kept it for him when you got up. Now it's all right, unexpectedly... unexpectedly..."

Unexpectedly, for a long time, Wu Wei couldn't tell, he really didn't understand which tendon Xiaoyu had just had a convulsion, and he actually crawled to the fake body and fiddled with his claws and wings. There was a reaction, and it was a big reaction. The meeting was about to happen, suddenly and uncontrollably, and it was here!

"It's such a shame!" Wu Wei put on his clothes, but he didn't move for a long time, he really had no face to face Heishiji and the others.

What happened to Wu Wei, Xiao Yu didn't know at all, he only knew that Da Wei was very stingy, that he touched it a few times, and then the false body suddenly collapsed.

"However, that little fear is so big..."