empires are male goblins

In the valley, the noon sun played hooligans, and the fiery breath ravaged everything in sight, making everything extraordinarily honest and completely losing his temper.

Whoa!

There was a sudden loud noise, accompanied by scattered waves, a person crashed into the emerald green pool, the ripples spread, and the silver light shone.

Immediately, there was a dense rustling in the valley, and the leaves of the trees and grass rolled up for a while, and the stagnant existences around were obviously frightened.

"Haha! Lao Tzu Wu Wei is really reborn, cool!"

Wu Wei laughed loudly, stretched his legs and arms, except for the slight numbness of his back from the slap, there was no discomfort in his whole body.

After wiping his face and sweeping away the water stains from his eyes, Wu Wei looked around.

It was deafening behind him, a waterfall fell from the sky, and the dense water vapor created a rainbow. high.

"Damn!" Wu Wei spat, his head was tilted too far just now, his body couldn't help being out of balance when he stepped on the water, and he fell into the water with a plop.

Looking at the endless and open valley in front of him, Wu Wei took a breath and swam forward with his arms outstretched. He couldn't help feeling a little lucky. Fortunately, the water pool was not big. Otherwise, with his level of junior dog planing, the savage didn't become a savage. Feed the fish.

"Swimming is really a terrible thing." Wu Wei staggered up to the shore, rolled his eyes, and slapped himself on the grass, panting, so tired that he didn't even have the energy to turn over.

"Fairy Chang'e, since you released all the lives, why didn't you choose a better place." Wu Wei muttered, a little dissatisfied, "After all, it's all due to Wu Yu, the evil spirit."

Thinking of this, Wu Wei's teeth itch with hatred.

"Tell me, what's wrong with you, the 20-year-old majestic and popular Asian king, who insists on picking up girls all day long, so let's just do it, and the tail can't be cut off cleanly. I was forced to die for love. Is it wrong? It's really down. Eight lifetimes later, I became your twin brother!" Wu Wei turned over, the sun was shining directly, and he was a little dazed, everything today was too unreal.

Wu Wei still doesn't know why he went to the sky after he died. He woke up from the arms of a stunning beauty in a daze, and only when he opened his mouth did he realize that she was Chang'e, and she also realized that she had saved the wrong person.Fortunately, she didn't intend to make mistakes, and Ai Wu Ji Wu Xia asked Wu Wei about his wish.Wu Weiguo opened his mouth. He has lived in the house all his life. His favorite hobby is reading online novels. He is very envious of the mastery of the protagonists after cultivation. Naturally, he mentioned "Going to a place where you can practice" at this opportunity. After a pause, Wu With lingering fear, I added the sentence "It is best not to have a woman"...

"By the way, practice!" Wu Wei turned over and got up, looked at the shade of a tree not far in front of him, and planned to try it first, "I don't know if the exercises she gave will work or not?"

Fleeing a few steps, Wu Wei's heart was full of fanaticism, if it was really possible, then he would die in vain.

Taking a few breaths, suppressing the restlessness in his heart, Wu Wei found a rock, looked carefully, and confirmed that there was no existence nearby that could threaten him, then he neatly peeled off the soaked T-shirt and shorts, and dried them together with the cloth shoes Under the sun, naked and ready to start work.

Thinking back in his mind, the exercise is not long, but only about 200 words long. After careful consideration, Wu Wei was sure that he had understood it thoroughly, so he crossed his feet, put on a cultivation posture, and closed his eyes.

The body sensation gradually disappeared, and even breathing gradually became inaudible. Wu Wei shielded the six senses according to the requirements of the exercises, let his body and mind empty, and concentrated on savoring the five elements around him.In the perception, it was pitch black, and as time passed, five colors of light gradually lit up, like cold stars in summer night from a distance, beating towards Wu Wei little by little.

"It's really possible!" Wu Wei was ecstatic in an instant. With this joy, he immediately broke away from the cultivation state, and the light spots disappeared immediately.

Heaving a sigh of relief, Wu Wei didn't care at all, being able to prove that he can practice cultivation is simply great news.I remember when I was a child, my teacher asked me to write "My Ideal". His brother Wu Yu wrote that he wanted to be a big star, and when he grew up, he really wanted to come true.Wu Wei wrote that he wanted to be a fairy, and he was laughed at by his classmates for almost ten years. Some time ago, at the class reunion, the first sentence everyone said when they met was "Oh, Wu Wei, great fairy~".

"Wait, see you next time, see if you can still smile!" Wu Wei curled his lips, thinking of the situation of those gangs flying through the clouds, he suddenly felt elated.

Re-entering the cultivation state, the time is much shorter.Wu Wei operated the exercises and carefully guided the light spots into his body.In the perception, Wu Wei can clearly see the whole process, feeling that the light spots are like air, seeping in from the pores, passing through the skin, converging into a stream under the restraint of the exercises, and gathering into the sea of ​​​​qi along the meridians.Wu Wei was amazed, the originally empty air sea in his mind was filled with dots of light, and gradually a five-color cloud was born, and then slowly began to rotate, which looked somewhat similar to a nebula.

The cyclone turned faster and faster, and Wu Wei felt a warm current from his abdomen, rushing to his limbs and bones, and everything he passed was comfortable.Wu Wei groaned in his heart, it was really cool.

Pong!

A thin sound came suddenly, Wu Wei was startled, and quickly concentrated his thoughts, only to see that the cyclone in the sea of ​​qi had become a whistling momentum, crackling like the sound of wind and thunder.Wu Wei immediately stopped the exercise, but was even more astonished, the cyclone was out of his control, and turned faster and faster instead.

"Damn!" Wu Wei could only curse, he could neither retreat from the cultivation state nor get up, and could only watch the cyclone, waiting for fate to pronounce his sentence.

Click!

Like a flash of thunder, Wu Wei was pleasantly surprised to find that the cyclone had finally slowed down, but the color had completely turned to silver, and there were lightning flashes between rotations, and there were other four colors only at the edge of the cyclone.

"What's going on?" Wu Wei didn't understand, so, Chang'e had clearly said that this set of exercises was applicable to the five elements, so why did it suddenly change?And what is the silver spirit element? Wu Wei tried hard to recall, but he had never heard of such an existence among the five elements in any novel?Where is the problem? Is it a problem with his cultivation, a problem with the exercises, or a problem with the environment?

"Damn!" Wu Wei stood up angrily, nothing went well today.He lowered his head and looked at himself, and immediately jumped up again.I stretched out my hand to touch my body, and there was this kind of black and sticky stuff all over my body, which was very uncomfortable.

"Isn't it washing the marrow and cutting the bones?" Wu Wei murmured. He remembered that there was such a link in many novels. He clenched his hand hard, and a spark of electricity popped out of his fist. "It seems that There's nothing wrong..."

Wu Wei really couldn't figure it out, so he simply stopped thinking about it, and it would be serious to clean himself up first.

After a few steps back to the pool, the cool feeling enveloped his skin. Only then did Wu Wei realize that the sun had already set to the west, and roughly judged the time. This meeting should be around 17:00 in the afternoon, and he had practiced for a long time.

Wu Wei didn't dare to delay, it was going to be dark soon, if he wanted to be a savage, he had to get something to eat first, and then find a place to sleep, and this place was so desolate, what if there were ferocious beasts?

Taking a handful of water and pouring it on his chest, Wu Wei rubbed it vigorously, the greasy one was not easy to wash off, he couldn't help but miss the body wash.Putting more force on his hands, Wu Wei worked hard for nearly half an hour until his hands became sore and limp, and his skin tone barely returned to its original light honey color.

"Fortunately, I keep a round inch, or I have to pull out my hair one by one."

Wu Wei stood up from the water, unwillingly performed the exercise again, this time there was no movement, the entire exercise completely lost its effect.My heart suddenly became angry. I was cheated twice in a day, and my life was involved. Wu Wei was very unhappy and couldn't practice. Why did he come here?

"Don't let me see you!" Wu Wei wiped his face and threw the water out casually. After a whole day of tossing around like this, his stomach began to growl in disbelief.

Walking a few steps towards the training stone, Wu Wei was stunned for a moment, looked around suspiciously, and rubbed his eyes again, feeling a little unsure.

After circling the stone twice again, Wu Wei couldn't bear it any longer, and jumped up and cursed: "Which shameless thief stole my clothes, get out quickly! Get out..."

No one answered, and apart from the sound of water and echoes, the surrounding area seemed more and more quiet.

"Damn it!" Wu Wei really wanted to cry, he only had such a suit of clothes, and now he didn't even have a fig leaf, so this time, this savage was indeed treated thoroughly.

In his heart, he scolded the thief who stole the clothes for 5000 years, Wu Wei bent down helplessly and began to pull weeds. Not wearing clothes is really not in line with the tastes of modern people, even if they are savages.

"I'll steal Lao Tzu's grass skirt later if I have the ability!" Wu Wei scolded, twisting the fresh grass he collected into a rope, and making a rough piece of grass cloth according to the method of weaving a fishing net.Then wrap it around the waist, put a straw rope through the joint, and finally connect it into a whole. It can be made into a mini grass skirt, and then tied around the waist, so that it will not be naked at last.Fortunately, I read a lot of novels, which came in handy at critical moments.

After moving around a few times, he felt a little swollen and didn't dare to use his strength. Wu Wei glanced at the small piece of grass that he had pulled out by himself, and controlled the strong urge to do a new one.

"It's best not to let me know who it is, or I won't be able to spare you!" Wu Wei stood up. Feeling uncomfortable is better than nothing. Anyway, it is made of fresh grass, so it only has a service life of one day. At worst, I will make another one tomorrow morning. .

Looking around again, Wu Wei gave up the idea of ​​catching fish, even if he could catch fish without fire, he could only eat it raw, or just find some fruit, but he didn't know if there was any.

Turn around and enter the forest. The trees are high and low, and there are many flowers in the middle.

Wu Wei scanned them one by one, focusing on the bushes.

It's not that Wu Wei doesn't know how to climb trees, but he doesn't dare. What if the grass skirt is broken?

"Fortunately, there are over there." Wu Wei found the target, a little excited, ran over a few steps, and picked one at random, the yellow orange looked a bit like an orange.

He leaned close to his nose and smelled it carefully. It smelled fragrant and had no strange smell. Wu Wei was not sure, "Should it be edible?"

Carefully peel off a piece of skin, the flesh is immediately exposed, the red is very attractive.

Wu Wei scratched a trace with his finger, put it in front of his eyes for a long time, finally put it on the tip of his tongue anxiously, and licked it carefully.

"Ah! Cool! It's so cool!" Wu Wei smacked his lips, the taste was simply too good.

This taste is like banana dipped in chili sauce, except that it is spicy and fragrant.

This is simply a surprise. I was born in the south of China, and living without chili is like a year. I never expected to be reborn in a random place, and the first meal I ate was a spicy meal. I couldn't be happier.

After waiting for half an hour, Wu Wei found that he didn't feel any discomfort, so he decisively picked 6 or 7 pieces, and dinner was finally served.

In the distance, a bird came out of the clothes, looked at the fruit in Wu Wei's arms, lost his footing in a panic, fell from the tree with a thud, and landed two meters in front of Wu Wei.