[Comprehensive] Walking on the failed path to save the world

On that dark and windy night, the girl met a familiar boy with green eyes and two lollipops on his head for a long time. The boy raised the banana in his hand and said to her: "Just smash it, I want to eliminate you tonight!" Memories about people with superpowers."

So, what does this have to do with you holding a banana with a lousy expression?

For a long time, his skeptical gaze shone brightly in the night, and Kusuo Saiki, who complained about holding a banana, paused for a moment, and decided to use more strength this time.

Qi Mu dodged behind Yijiu, and smashed the banana hard on Yijiu's head.For a moment, it could be described as turbulent, when Qi Mu's banana came with piercing killing intent, Yijiu dodged to the side with his reaction speed of being single for many years, barely dodging the bloody blow.

It was the first time for a long time to observe this banana that almost disfigured her.How should I put it, this banana looks...really different.The color is beautiful and the figure is plump, but the arc near the [-]-degree right angle is far more than ordinary bananas.

Could it be implying something?

For example, Saiki is a curvy guy or something?

"This is a crowbar." Qi Mu, who could hear her thinking all the time, couldn't help explaining, but the movements in his hands didn't stop at all, pursuing the imposing manner so that Yijiu also obtained physical amnesia while superpower amnesia Thus embarking on the pinnacle of the old-fashioned dog-blood drama.

But after all, Yijiu is a deep-sea monster who has fought bloody battles before, and he can perfectly put on the least painful posture while being hit hard.If you forcefully describe Yijiu's feelings at this moment, it is probably Xiao Jinjin who has suffered love and justice and beat his chest fiercely.

That, in other words, is the delicious touch of a casserole-sized fist.

Yijiu withstood the blow by virtue of his rough skin and thick flesh, and then lost his memory.

Therefore, in her heart, Qi Mu is still the leading figure in the magic world, the great god-level magician.

In fact, there is not much difference between the two roles in a sense.

In fact, Sanqiu is the saddest person who has lost his memory for a long time.From the time he got the investigation results a few days ago until Qi Mu's mother told the truth this evening, she has been saying for a long time that his conclusions about superpowers are unreliable.It was not easy for his conclusion to be proven. Before he could feel proud for a few hours, and before he had time to ask Yijiu to make up for him, Yijiu lost his memory.

Live without love.

Now he deeply doubts whether Qi Mu has a grudge against him.

After Qi Mu succeeded, he left, and stood there for a long time, blowing the cold winter wind, his face full of confusion.She seemed to be beaten up after a fight with Qi Mu just now?

But Qimu people are not here...

Could it be that she was daydreaming while walking?

Yijiu's eyes widened. According to the symbol in her daydream, then, in her heart, Qi Mu should be a gay with bananas?

After finally returning to the apartment, in order to save Yijiu who was lost in the lost circuit, Sanqiu used the old-fashioned projector he had treasured for many years to return Yijiu a truth.In the whirl of Qi Mu's mother's voice "Xiao Nan is a superpower", Yijiu slammed Sanqiu onto the wall with a "snap": "Liar, you lied to me again with post-production technology!"

Sanqiu was wronged, Sanqiu was wronged more than anyone else.His post-production technology is obviously bad for all to see. Everyone knows that the shape of the film man he has edited must be a square with sharp edges and corners, which perfectly conforms to geometry. The human voice must be electronic, which is the sound of nature in the hearts of mechanical creatures. sound.

So instead of getting a job at his father's industry-wide post-processing facility, he got kicked off to the Authority to study anthropology.However, there are no humans in the Authority, and he has learned nothing but the life postures of magical animals.

This is not the point, the point is, he is really wronged.

"I don't." Sanqiu flew around twice for a long time in a bitter mood.He sincerely assured that he really didn't wow.

"At that time, what my aunt said was clearly—because Xiao Nan is the only one in the sky and the earth, the only one in the world, the peerless, the most beautiful, the young and the young, and I can't find a partner at the age of 80. It makes my mother worry that she may still be a bachelor at the age of [-]. A great magician who will be accompanied by his right hand all his life , so I haven’t had many friends since before.” Yijiu slammed the stunned Sanqiu against the wall again after a “snap”.

Sanqiu: This brainwashing is really a [beep—] success.

It is hard work for you to compress such a long paragraph into such a small space as "Xiao Nan is a superhuman".

When he was in school, Yijiu Qimu respected him as always, but he was almost like a standard younger brother who helped the boss pull a chair, buy bread and take care of the boss for dinner.And this day, among a group of people whose memories have been partially replaced, Yijiu seemed so...ordinary.

For some reason, Sanqiu suddenly began to sympathize with Qi Mu.

After a few days of study, Sanqiu has a preliminary understanding of human beings, at least knowing that people with superpowers like Qi Mu have already been kicked out of the ranks of ordinary people.However, there are completely normal students in the PK academy...that is, there is not a single one.The students in the second and third classes of high school are all gods who can bring things like automatic mahjong tables and barbecue machines to school. Who knows how they brought them into the classroom, using dimensional pockets?

Yijiu didn't know anything about Sanqiu's question, she felt that her classmates were pretty good, they were very quiet, and there were cute girls feeding her.Now she no longer thinks about clearing the level quickly, and feels for a long time that she will never see through the man Ran Tangli.If she hadn't known that this person had future memories, she wouldn't even be able to tell the difference between him and ordinary people.

Actually not now.

He really looked like he didn't want to do anything.

Yijiu looks out of the window in the corridor in despair until someone accosts her.

It was a boy with beautiful purple hair and clear eyes. He said, "Hi, my name is Reita Toritsu. You are the new transfer student from Class [-], do you want to know your... ah ah ah ah!"

Turning his head around for a long time, looking at Toritsu Reita who fell to the ground with a scream and a few steps backwards, he didn't know what expression to put on.His expression was like seeing a ghost.

From the bird beam's perspective, it was indeed a ghost.

Originally, he just saw the unexpected appearance of this pretty female classmate.At that moment, he understood that there was only one possibility for the female classmate he was born in this school, and that was the transfer student who was hotly discussed a few days ago.In those few days, he was busy chasing another girl and didn't have time to watch the transfer student. He didn't expect that he would meet the transfer student so soon.

This is fate!

The moment she turned her head after accosting her for a long time, she saw her guardian spirit.It was an extra-large green octopus with strange wings and strange lumps all over its body. When it attacked him with its eight claws, Bird Bunch's mind was full of scenes from horror movies.Forgive him, even if it is filthy as he can't think of something brilliant in this scene.

Wait, tentacle play seems to be acceptable, although it's a bit harsh, but...

When the bird bundle was trying to turn around, a red figure appeared behind the octopus.The creature with long straight black hair, which was probably a beautiful woman in life, quickly crawled towards him with its limbs folded at strange angles.The clothes on its body were stained with blood so that it couldn't see its original color, its limbs were heavily rotted dark green, and Niao Shu felt as if he could smell the stench coming from its body.

After a particularly high-pitched scream, Torisuka fled quickly.

Transfer students and the like are the most annoying!

He is going to complain to Master!Master Master Master Master Master!

Yijiu inexplicably watched the person who accosted him fall to the ground and run away in less than 30 seconds, and felt that he might not understand the thinking of earthlings very well.Sanqiu sighed solemnly, and said, "Don't worry, he's just trying to get your attention. It's always said in novels, you notice him is the beginning of falling in love with him. Hey, young people nowadays."

"But I don't know." Yijiu still doesn't quite understand this point of view, "Shouldn't I like the strongest male? □□ Choose the best genes."

Sanqiu: ...Young man, you are purely the instinct of a wild animal.

In a world they can't see, the two mysterious creatures who just scared the birds out of their heads high-five to celebrate their scare success.

Female ghost: "Are we going too far?"

The octopus shook its head, hugged her handsomely, stretched out one arm and pointed at the dazzling sun in the distance.

Not at all, let's work together! ——by octopus

Female Ghost: Does this mean...too much to die together?

Although Yijiu didn't know that her guardian spirit had a good communication and a deep friendship with the real landlord of her apartment, she felt that the clear water provided by the bathtub today felt good.

The most important thing after family harmony becomes the school schedule, so here comes the question - Valentine's Day and final exams come together, which one do you choose?

Yijiu, who was not close to everyone, was quickly drawn into the girls' discussion, and it felt good to discuss who to send chocolates with everyone.Yijiu looked through his wallet, and there were very few coins in it.She basically spent all the money she earned from part-time work that night, buying octopus and eating it all.

Can't afford chocolate.I feel bad for myself.

Or, save two days of money and give up the octopus?

After trying for a long time to make up his mind and failing, he decides that it is better to let Sanqiu find a way to make money.It's a pity that artificial intelligence is not used for this.

As for who to send it to, do you have to ask, of course it is Rantang.

"Yiku, are you planning to give Giri chocolate?" Teruhashi asked in a low voice, she felt that with Yijiu's personality, she didn't seem like a girl who would have a crush on someone, let alone a girl who had a crush on Randori—she was like Will snatch a kiss.

"Yeah, Giri." Under Sanqiu's urgent science popularization, Yijiu chose Giri Chocolate.Sanqiu asked for it, and after calculation, he decided that giving Giri chocolates would be the same as giving Honmei chocolates, and Sentangli would be very moved.But for the sake of Yijiu's reputation, Giri Chocolate is more suitable.

After all, this time ninety-nine out of ten will not succeed.

I don't know why, but he just thinks so.

Yijiu didn't have the slightest idea of ​​a future where she might stay here until she graduated from high school. She happily grabbed Teruhashi's hand, hoping that she could teach herself how to make chocolate.Zhaoqiao smiled, the sun was shining brightly, the boys around were saying "oh hoo", the girls were chattering about how to make chocolate, and Yijiu, who was more interested in eating, also joined in, and the scene was quite harmonious.

Hearing Kaito and Rando's excited discussion, Saiki Kusuo couldn't help sighing: His high school life might really require visitors from different worlds, but fortunately, he didn't have a crush on him for a long time, and there was Teruhashi who helped him out. People are enough.

The author has something to say: In preparation for the revision of the previous article, I finally realized that my writing style is directly related to what I read...

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