[Comprehensive] Walking on the failed path to save the world

No one has ever dared to tease his mother in front of him.

Looking at the incomprehensible hairy man who naturally took the basket from Nana with a smile on his face, the black air behind Tsunaki was almost turning into a human form.Just now when he heard from Libun that an Italian man approached his mother with bad intentions, he didn't expect the problem to be so serious.

Looking at that guy's eyes, there is nothing but lewdness; looking at his appearance when chatting, the naked eye can see that his intentions are evil.In short, that Baimao knew at a glance that he was not a good person. Only a simple woman like his mother would be confused by this guy's appearance.

Yijiu testified that Yin Shi was really innocent this time, and the content of his conversation was indeed quite pure.

However, it is understandable to be misunderstood by others.If Bai Lan's outer skin has its own friendly bonus, then Yin Shi's inner skin definitely has its own obscene special effects.

And that's my own mother...

Looking at the mysterious Shura field in front of her, she pulled Yinshi away from Nana for a long time, she didn't say that she was really worried that Yinshi would be beaten if this went on.The smile of her son's classmate has changed from a spring breeze to a typhoon. She can guarantee that if Yinshi continues to chat with Nana like this, her son will turn into a tornado and directly destroy him as garbage.

"Can't you restrain yourself a little?" Yijiu reminded Yinshi in a low voice, "My son is still here."

“好久没有这么聊过家常了。”银时意犹未尽地舔了舔嘴唇，一久保证这个动作绝对是白兰身体的本能，“她儿子不可能当面揍我的，背后的话咱俩还打不过这群小child?"

I didn't expect Yin Shi, who seemed to be still young, to have such an old mentality...

After a long time, I suddenly felt emotional.

Should it be said that Yinshi is worthy of being a magical human who raised a daughter of Yetu, and he is too conscious of being a father.

"Then shall we still go to her house? Will it be too much trouble for her." Yijiu whispered for Yinshi's opinion.In fact, the main reason is that she felt that if they did go, they might not come back.

"Why don't you go? Based on the lady's opinion of the dishes just now, I deduce that the food she cooks must be very delicious." Seeing the miraculous expression on Bai Lan's handsome face that belonged to Yinshi, I couldn't help but turn around for a long time. pass.

Forget it, never mind, Yinshi was not ashamed to be beaten for this.

It's just pity Bailan Benlan, this image has collapsed to the sky.

Yinshi and Yijiu sat among a large table and looked at the table full of dishes, feeling a little embarrassed.

There are many more people in the Sawada family than they imagined.Forget about relatives of all kinds, there are still people who come to eat like them.Yijiu's impression of Sawada Nana has successfully changed from a naturally dull housewife to a housewife with special functions.

The cooking speed is extremely fast, and the friendliness is very good.

Anyway, another good guy.

Then the vegetable she was about to pick up was picked up by the boy next to him pretending to be a bear.When she turned to another dish, her beard was cut off by the stinky white hair. She noticed that she looked over and the white hair gave her a super fierce look.

Didn't she say, were they targeted?

Looking at Yin for a long time, he planned to learn how to deal with him.At that moment, she seemed to see the battlefield.Yinshi and the brown-haired Nana's son opposite him had a fierce fight, and the trajectory of the chopsticks flying in the air became afterimages. Relying on their respective powerful abilities, both sides won the battle for food.

It was really hard work.

Picking up the chopsticks for a long time also speeded up.After all, it would be too embarrassing for a sea monster to lose to humans in the fight for food.

Relying on years of experience in hunting in the deep sea, Yijiu defeated the group of extraordinary humans who tried to steal her food. On the other hand, Gintoki and Tsunayoshi did not eat anything after a fight.Therefore, these two guys who were not at all conscious of being guests were finally sent out by the host's family forcibly.

After a long time, she looked back at the spectacular lineup of the send-off staff and waved to them very friendly, although her intuition told her that except Nana Sawada, who was standing in the middle, who was sincere, everyone else came here to put on a show.

But these are not the point. After thinking for 2 minutes, he turned to Yinshi and asked, "Do you think these people look familiar?"

"I've seen it before. The photo of Nana's son was on Bai Lan's desk at that time. I thought it was his old friend." Yin Shi took a toothpick from Zetian's house and picked his teeth.It's this kind of teeth picking that gives you the feeling of being full of wine and food.Thinking about it, Yin Shi poohed to the side, spitting out the food residue in his mouth.

So disgusting.

Yijiu took two steps to the side without leaving any traces, distanced himself from Yinshi, and continued to think about her question: "I don't think so, I remember it seems to be...the one that Sanqiu gave me when she came here a few days ago. Don't mess with her." In the world's own son?"

"What? Sawada Nana is the world itself?" Gintoki stretched Bai Lan's eyes wide, and helped him pull the corners for free.

What's the weird point of yours.

Looking at Yinshi for a long time, he suddenly found his confidence as an adult.

"It's just a joke, don't look at me with that look." Yin Shi returned to normal and patted his head awkwardly, "Speaking of which, how did Sanqiu write about them?"

"Oh, this." Yijiu laughed, trying to ease the atmosphere, "I just looked at the picture and came out to find you. You also know what happened after that. Sanqiu was taken away, so I didn't look at it." It's over hahahahaha..."

"Really? Hahahahahahaha..."

The scene was even more embarrassing.

If it wasn't for Pengo Lie's people to warm up the scene, the awkward atmosphere between the two of them should have continued until Bai Lan came out to take over.However, in the dark dusk, when the alley is about to enter the Guangming Avenue, when the surroundings are stained with blood-like aunts, there is really no beauty in the fact that three beautiful young people suddenly jump out in front of them.

Even if it's not jumping out, it's going out.

Frightened, Yijiu couldn't hold back and threw his tentacles to the face of the leader, Sawada-san.

They should be glad she's not a squid.

Seeing Tsunayoshi Sawada dazedly wiping the mucus that suddenly appeared on his face after a pain, he didn't apologize for a long time.She has restrained her own strength, and if she can't bear it anymore, it means that human beings are too fragile.

Who told them to be scary first.

"Oh, stupid gang, you still haven't made any progress."

Seeing a baby suddenly appear and jump on the head of Tsunayoshi Sawada, the people who were stunned were replaced by Kazuku and Gintoki.

"Has all the baby clothes now become suits? These parents are too expecting their children to be successful." Yijiu murmured to Yinshi in a low voice.

"I don't know either. Bai Lan hasn't had a baby yet, we'll know when he does." Yin Shi also muttered back to Yijiu in a low voice.

"Bryan can still have children? It's so omnipotent. I thought that only females can have children in human beings."

"..." No, no, there is a problem with your understanding.

The behavior of the two of them not paying attention to Li Baoen at all and chatting quickly got a warning shot from Li Baoen.Yijiu was startled by the gunshots, and immediately looked at Li Baoen.

So... where did he pull out the gun with this figure?Diapers?

Li Baoen: This expression... is really easy to understand.

"Don't think about it!" Li Baoen fired another shot, this time the bullet grazed Yijiu's ear, and the air wave caused by it immediately aroused Yijiu's viciousness.

She hates the feeling that other people can threaten her life.

□□ period is excluded.

Guys like the Minister who can't beat him are also excluded.

Thinking about the usual reaction of the villains in the fantasy movie I watched a few days ago, Yijiu formally wiped the half of the cheek where the bullet passed, licked his fingers, and announced to Li Baoen with a smile: "Little baby, You pissed me off."

Silly.

This is the voice of everyone present.

"I thought that guy, Skylark, was enough for a second grader."

The opposing lineup didn't know who made a complaint, and the atmosphere instantly changed from a tense to a complaint meeting, and the relationship between the two parties suddenly eased.

In this peaceful atmosphere, Yijiu suddenly jumped up from the ground and rushed towards Li Baoen.To the surprise of everyone present, Yi Jiu Yi hit succeeded.After a long time, the first reaction was to weigh the weight of Li Baoen in his arms.It's almost like a normal baby.

Are human cubs so good at marksmanship now?

Yijiu, who has not communicated with humans for too long, feels that he has lost touch with ordinary humans.In the last world, there were super-powerful "ordinary" human beings day by day, and in this world, there were "ordinary" human cubs who were just born and could use guns proficiently.

Is the sea monster setting out of date?

For a long time, I began to seriously think about my future career prospects.Human beings are like this. She will probably be easily killed when she attacks a ship in the future.

Li Baoen was also thinking about the ability of this strange girl. Although he could see everything at that moment, he could clearly feel something entangled him. The cold and slippery touch even made him feel disgusted.

"Hey, you, let go of the little baby in your arms, your companion is now in our hands." Baimao on the other side strangled Baimao's hands, interrupting his leisurely watching by picking his nose and excrement. Yijiu and Li Baoen's mutual observation was interrupted.In fact, after taking Li Baoen over for a long time, he didn't continue to restrain him.She has always kept a respectful distance from things like cubs.

Before she was captured by the minister, the group of brats from the mermaid's house next door dyed her rainbow colors while she was sleeping, it was so ugly.

Li Baoen jumped down from Yijiu's arms, bowed his hat, and said to Yijiu: "Although it may be a bit late to say now, you may have joined the white-haired family over there, but I still want to Let me ask. Miss, are you interested in joining the family of the stupid gang?"

Bai Lan, who came back on time, had her hands strangled with a confused look on her face.

who I am?Where am I?How did I fall into Pengo Lie's hands?

What did that guy out there do with my body while I was thinking about how to become stronger and rule the world?

Bai Lan has already started thinking about whether to supervise Yinshi's use of his body around the clock.

The author has something to say: [Valentine's Day Theater]

It was the day before Yijiu was taken away by the minister, and that day happened to be Valentine's Day in that world.The shrunken octopus Yijiu and her mermaid friends lie on the reefs on the shore and watch the humans amplify large magic into the sky as fireworks.

The mermaid looked at the fireworks and suddenly turned her head and asked for a long time: "The sea monster, what kind of spouse do you want to find?"

After thinking about it for a long time, I replied: "The one who is stronger than me is the one that can kill me in seconds. Only a strong spouse can produce strong offspring."

"You...forget it, you are too utilitarian." The mermaid girl smiled gently with her fangs together, slapped the water surface with her tail, breaking a piece of spray mischievously, and continued, "In my words, I want to To be a gentle boy, he doesn’t have to be strong, but it’s better to be blond, with blue eyes like the sea. Then suddenly one day, he fell into my arms from the sky..."

"Fuck!"

The flying props of a passing little magician were disturbed by active magic elements and suddenly failed.The little magician used his last effort to activate the protective magic, and finally hit the mermaid girl's arms accurately.

Congratulations!

The mermaid girl threw away her new object happily and ran away for a long time.

Lie on the reef for a long time and sighed.Is it because she is too demanding? Even the wish of a mermaid is fulfilled and she has no one.This god is not very reliable.

So, the next day, Yijiu was taken away with tentacles by the minister who made a temporary inspection.

There's no way, the delivery from the other world is a bit slow...

Yijiu: Sorry, my lord, I was wrong!Give me another chance and I'll choose someone who is gentle and gentle and won't be rough on me.

Tomorrow is the Chinese New Year, baby please take leave~

Also, thank you X little angel for mine, hugs~