[Comprehensive] Walking on the failed path to save the world

There was just a snowfall last night, and the snow barely covered the ankles. The melting of the snow this morning directly caused the temperature to be slightly lower than usual today, but these seemed to have no effect on the high school students at all.Nihong's beautiful girls still wore uniform skirts that did not reach their knees, wrapped in scarves and gloves, talking and laughing as they walked on the road.

Of course, this means most people.

On the side of the road they passed by, a light green long-haired girl in the same uniform squatted with her arms folded, trembling in the cold wind, looking a little abandoned and pitiful.After a while, she finally got used to the current temperature, slightly reduced the frequency of shaking, and viciously tugged at the ball-shaped pendant on the bracelet on her left hand.

The pendant made a slight gasp, and then flew up with light.

The light ball is small, and it looks like a flying insect at a glance. It exudes its unique light in winter when there are no insects flying around.It's a pity that it is too small, and it will tremble and shake for a long time when a gust of wind blows.

After the ball of light was almost blown away several times, the girl finally noticed the problem and held it up to her ear.

"Huh, I haven't exercised for too long and I can't fly anymore." The light ball removed the light effects around it, revealing its own body - a human-shaped light spot, so white that it is impossible to see the facial features and the like. , I can barely tell from the magnanimous chest that this is a man.He said in an immature childish voice, "I'm not talking about you, for a while, this time you caused the trouble yourself, it's none of my business. Don't keep losing your temper at me. I'm in a special task right now." The mini shape is very brittle. If you play with my shell and break it, we will be finished, and we will not be able to pay for it.

The light ball paused for a moment, probably feeling a little tired after speaking in one breath, and continued for a while: "Also, this uniform is so beautiful, what right do you have to be cold. Look at the girls on the street, all It’s like this. It’s for you to better integrate into this world, understand! Uneducated guy, do you still want to run around naked like when you first came to the institute?”

"The other girls all have scarves, gloves and coats, so you just give me a pure summer uniform. I'm not cold, are you cold?" Yijiu glanced at the air, realized that the guy couldn't see at all, and made a fist for him to see The place where I got it waved and threatened in a low voice: "Sanqiu, let me tell you, you can't escape your responsibility for this matter. If it weren't for a strange gift from the special beauty mask on the magic side you bought online, I wouldn't have done it either." Changing back to the original shape in the office crushed the archives next door. If anything happens, we will be grasshoppers on a rope, and neither of us can escape. Also, what happened when I first arrived at the management office is not allowed to mention ! Did you hear that?!"

"And," Yijiu gritted his teeth and added, "What's the use of buying a mask with a mechanical product? Can it become beautiful?"

"At least it has a psychological effect." When Sanqiu said this, his voice was extremely low, and his confidence was obviously lacking.

For a long time, he was about to be annoyed.

For a long time, they are certainly not the aboriginals of this world, they are employees of the management office.

The management office they belong to is also an elite team. Its full name is the Special Human Resources Management and Statistics Institute of Hyperspace and Interplanetary. Fulfill your responsibilities, and don't suddenly want to make a big deal one day.

In order to achieve this great goal, they enabled a technological invention, that is, the memory ball.First, the staff of the memory specialist will capture and save the memory of the character at a specific point in time to the archives, and then Yijiu and Sanqiu will be responsible for sorting out the records and classifying them, and handing them over to the inspection team for review to ensure that there is no problem with the character's thinking, and finally hand them over to the cleaning staff There is a unified destruction.

It can be regarded as an elite team, which means that there are such a few poor students in it, just like there are 99.5 who are responsible for holding back in a key middle school with a 0.005% admission rate.The [-]% in the management office is Yijiu and Sanqiu.

It's still the type who is so bad that he can't wait to drag one of the management office's hind legs.

Due to the special geographical location, the employees in the management office are mainly divided into three types: those who play badly in the world and are turned over to compensate, those who perform very well in the small world and are favored by the seniors, and those who go through the back door.

Yijiu is the first type, and Sanqiu is the third type.

When Yijiu just came here, she was twisted here as a prototype, and the big tentacles slapped loudly, and the unknown liquid she threw out was everywhere, and the minister closest to her was covered in mucus, as if she had just finished something. The description of the small black house is the same as paly.

Then she was turned into a human form by the minister because she was too lively.According to Sanqiu's later description, the scene was very embarrassing. The minister probably didn't expect that the ugly person complaining about the sky and the angry sea monster turned into a short girl after being transformed into a human form, or the streaking version, and he didn't expect the sea monster to cry.

So, in the silence, the whole office listened carefully for a long time and kept crying.Afterwards, everyone was kicked out by the minister who became angry from embarrassment, including the one who had been crying since sending it over but no one could see it for a long time.

For so many years, Yijiu never admitted that she was beaten to the point of crying.Although this is a fact that everyone knows, every time new employees and old employees come, they will specially popularize science-look, that is the sea monster that was beaten and cried by the minister!

It's too embarrassing, okay?Although the baby is so big, the baby is still a baby QAQ

The baby used to be the nightmare of the deep sea monster, the overlord of the seabed, and the human race!

As for forming a team with artificial intelligence Sanqiu, that's a matter of later.

However, since forming the team, the two have been the pioneers with the lowest performance.

400 years in a row leading the bottom line in performance, working overtime every year to make up for holidays, a perfect negative teaching material for newcomers.

Finally, a holiday was given by the minister because of their pity, but the day before the holiday trip, Yijiu smashed the archives and let go of the memory balls of Japanese characters that had not been sorted out.

The above part that can no longer grow is the reason why the two of them have to squat on the side of the road (cross out) to peek at the safety pants of passing girls (cross out).

Sensing the hands around him that were ready to slap, Sanqiu became more honest and began to analyze seriously: "From the current data, this world is the original world where the memory ball was lost, and the time point of the memory ball is slightly later than this time, which belongs to the future. The type of memory, according to the plot of the novel, the feeling of the owner of the memory ball at this time should be—ah, I have been reborn!"

"So?" Yijiu flicked his ears impatiently, and slightly increased the volume, not paying attention to the crazy eyes of passers-by around him, "Give me the solution. I think I was full of ice resistance back then, what? Even a mage can't freeze me, let alone this low temperature. Speaking of which, my tentacles? Why are none of my beloved tentacles gone?"

Sanqiu laughed twice, and said: "It's fine if you don't have tentacles. This world is classified as daily life. If you don't have a visa, you can count as a smuggled immigrant. At most, you can display the abilities that a supporting role in this world can have. What you can use now should be only Spiritual suggestion and hypnosis, the race has also been changed to ordinary human beings.

By the way, the results of the analysis came out. There are two main ways to recover memory balls in this world.

One, you knock out the supporting character, you pretend to be him, and live for him to the time in his memory; two, the memory ball is a technological side product, and it may malfunction when it is strongly stimulated, you can try to stimulate him , For example, to fulfill his wish and so on, in this way, the memory ball will escape from his body, and you can take the opportunity to recycle it.

How do you like it?I recommend the second one, it's faster and maybe you can still have vacation time. "

"Then the second one." Yijiu smiled, and praised him very casually, "I didn't expect you to be pretty good. Where is our goal?"

Sanqiu smiled triumphantly, and said, "It's right in front of you."

Looking up for a long time, he saw a school that looked good standing in front of him, with the words "PK Academy" written on the door.

This name... I'm afraid it's not simple.

Although the species of sea monster is not necessarily a villain, in this world of looking at faces, a creature as ugly as Kazuku's main body can only be a villain.

Therefore, Yijiu is a sea monster with big brains who inherited the tradition of villains, and he is also a wild villain based on intuition.

This means: Most of the time, she is a fool.

In just a few seconds, her thoughts had flown from the PK Academy in front of her to the Lily of the Valley Boys High School in the hot-blooded high school she read a few days ago, and then all the way to the novel she had been chasing for a long time—"The Domineering Young Master Falls in Love with Me" "inside.Its span is large and its scope is wide, which is amazing.

"Classmate? Classmate! That female classmate over there!"

For a long time, his sharp eyes locked on the old man in the guard room, and the wolf-like eyes made the old man tremble, and he continued to say to her cautiously: "Student, class is about to start, hurry up!" Come in. Look at your eyes, is it broken love? Today's young people really don't cherish themselves, it's a big thing to lose love, why do you react like this..."

Are all older males nagging like this these days?

Yijiu tossed his hair, ignored this old man who was very talented in brain supplementation, and walked slowly into the campus under Sanqiu's urging.

At present, Sanqiu can only temporarily target the teaching building, and she needs to arrive to get more information.On the campus where classes are about to start, Yijiu, who is very leisurely without even carrying a schoolbag, blooms in the snow like a wonderful flower.The moment she entered the teaching building, the class bell rang. Everyone sat down in the classroom early in the morning, and there was no one in the corridor, which made it convenient for her to continue her exploration for a long time.

"Okay, to make it easier for you to sneak in, I've already helped you embed your student status into the school system. The transfer students from the second and third classes of high school, if I'm not mistaken, are in the same class as the protagonist of this world..." Sanqiu flaunted and flew around Yijiu After two laps, he became quiet after being pressed against his palm by Yijiu like a mosquito.

"Has human breath, male, still very young, but in his 30s." Yijiu lowered his voice and dodged into the toilet, "When he passed by, I caught him and asked about the situation. Sanqiu, do you have the memory ball information? "

"The host of the memory ball has been determined, the name is Rantangli, the gender is male, the combat power is unknown, the class is the second and third class of the senior class, and you are in the same class; I will fuck with this face! I bet, seeing him will definitely make your heart beat faster..." Feel.

"I caught it! It's the dean! My heart is beating faster? Is the target very handsome?"

No, no, let me finish, you're completely in the wrong direction dear.

Also, why are you arresting the dean?Do you think you are hunting?Let go of that dean... I'm sorry I can't do this.

Sanqiu stared blankly at him for a long time, stuffing a middle-aged bald man who was struggling desperately with a rag stuffed in his mouth into the women's toilet. His flying hair was countable, like his youth lost in the setting sun. So... sad.

Wait, this plot is wrong!Shouldn't there be a fight scene, like a wild dean jumping out of the grass or something?What do you think the dean is? Hey!Can't you just let him go?

Sanqiu, the crystallization of wisdom on the technology side, deeply felt that his IQ was useless when he acted with the beast-type activists.Ma Ma, this is the person, she won't let me speak.

No, someone came here at this point!It's been a long time since I dragged the dean...

Let me go, for a while, your speed of action is as if you used fast construction, and you got the dean so quickly, but you took me away!

Sanqiu, who was in a frenzy, reacted very quickly. As soon as he turned his head, he saw a tall man with super fierce writing all over his body walking into the toilet. He knew this malicious face, and it was the target this time. The host of the memory ball, the legendary Ran Tangli.

"Oh? What is this spot of light?"

Sanqiu, who was just about to call for help for a long time, froze in the air in an instant.

Unexpectedly, this human being is not simple.Even though he used the inconspicuous invisible light effect, he was still discovered. Could this be the beast-like intuition in the legend.Anyway, is it still too late to call for help?

After knocking the dean unconscious and throwing him in the cubicle of the women's toilet, Yijiu strode out of the toilet very calmly.The goal this time seems to be very simple.After thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't understand why the teaching director thought that Ran Tangli was simple but not simple, he was so secretive and pitifully stupid.

Probably the head of the dean has a problem with his brain.Let's find this burning force first.Sanqiu... Huh?What about Sanqiu?

Standing at the door of the toilet for a long time, looking around, she was shocked to find that her navigator actually left her and ran away? !

Wait and see if she can't kill him when she finds that guy!

At this time, in the classroom of Class [-], Grade [-], Ran Tangli, who ran out to use the toilet in the middle of the class, excitedly stuffed the "little bug" that he caught that emitted various colors of light into a bottle, trying to throw it at him. Buddy Saiki Kusuo.

The teacher's increasingly sharp gaze did not stop Ran Tangli from showing his heart to his beloved buddy, and as his buddy, Saiki Kusuo sat up straighter after hearing the teacher's heartbeat.

Don't make trouble, he is just an ordinary student, it's better to forget this kind of limelight in front of the teacher.

The author has something to say: the protagonist Yijiu, female, the prototype setting is based on Mr. Cthuluk, (cross out) because Mr. Ke is really ugly (cross out) For the sake of girls, it is probably a tattered The light green octopus with little devil wings, a marine creature, cannot fly, and belongs to the good-looking type of underwater creatures.

The level of intelligence is linearly related to the number of tentacles, and it will naturally become stupid when it lacks water.