[comprehensive] dear king

Except for Chaldea saving humanity, the Heroic Spirits lived in their own rooms and lived in peace.

Of course, the heroic spirits who are human in front of them also retain their parts as human beings to a large extent, such as being fond of houses (such as Blackbeard), forming salon parties (such as Queen Mary), and training disciples (such as Scarha)— —Where there are people, there is gossip.Where there is gossip, there will be people who eat melons.

For example, today's melon eaters eat the purest purebred melons from ancient Mesopotamia, the country of hot sand (there is no such thing!), the princess pushed and shoved the hero king, and smashed the pillow Lost the alarm clock and got kicked out of the room.

This is the most embarrassing moment for Gilgamesh. In the past, Kaori would always give him face, no matter how painful and full of trouble he did, what he said and what hooliganism he did, Kaori will be gentle and tolerant...well, sometimes she will be angry, but it won't drive him out of the room.

But today is different.

He was just kicked out of the room. Not only was he kicked out of the room, he was also slammed on the door by his wife.

Looking at Ozymandias's humble face, Gilgamesh instantly realized that the other party was about to taunt with the same power of KY.

Of course, before Ozymandias really taunted, they saw the virtuous king of another class walk into the princess's room with a cold expression on his face. Pushing and shoving, smashing the pillow and throwing the alarm clock... Well, the alarm clock has been thrown out, Xian Wang walked out with a doll on his face indifferently, and was slapped on the door by Kaori.

Ozmandias can't help it anymore. Didn’t the Queen always have that kind of gentle and considerate painting style hahahahaha!” It’s understandable that the King of Heroes was kicked out of the room, and even the King of Virtue was kicked out together. What strange thing did the partner do to make the princess so angry.

The wise king Gilgamesh took off the seal doll from his head, "..." He turned his head away silently.

People who eat melons: This is an attitude that wants to pass the test with a smile and cuteness!These two guys must have done something shameful!

"I won't go in," Young Jill folded her arms and looked at the ceiling of Chaldea, "Forget about throwing out the other seal doll."

It's three people together!The melon eaters roared and complained like a tornado in their hearts.I almost forgot that this small one is not a good thing either!

By the way, what did you guys do?Kaori's perennially gentle, kind and understanding painting style has collapsed!

Of course, at this time, apart from Ramses II, probably no one KY will ask this question.

"So what the hell did you do?"

Unexpectedly, someone raised a question first, but the person who came was very unkind. How should I put it... Bayuqian and Parvati, who had just arrived in Chaldea not long ago, crossed arms and faced each other indifferently. The three "Gilgamesh" asked.

... Wow, I can feel the pressure from my best friend.

What's more, Parvati is still at the gun level.

Merlin silently took out a bucket of popcorn from his four-dimensional pocket. Finn and Arthur beside him silently covered their faces. For some reason, they seemed to have guessed the three guys. What has been done.

For some reason, the holy sword that slays evil is about to move.

In terms of expressions, probably everyone has seen a line of big characters on Merlin's face now.

"Fight! Fight!"

... Take it easy, if the flames of war burn on you, you may be hung up and beaten by both sides.

"Huh," of course the King of Heroes would not take such questioning seriously, "It has nothing to do with you, little girls." His scarlet eyes narrowed, "Or..." His words Before he finished speaking, before some kind of taboo dirty jokes about molesting good women came out, a seal doll flew out of the door and hit him firmly on the back of the head, "Bah...cough cough, stinky girl! Don't You thought this king's patience had a limit!"

... It's fried.

"I said, the three of you should go and apologize honestly?" Ozymandias rarely gave a reliable suggestion at this time.

"Hmph, are you going to apologize to your vexatious wife?" Gilgamesh scoffed at the suggestion, crossing his arms.However, Xian Wangshan and Young Jill pinched their chins and looked like they were considering accepting the proposal. "Although I don't think I did anything wrong, but... um... that day was really too much..."

"Yes—" Young Jill nodded repeatedly.

"What are you talking about?" Ozymandias looked bewilderedly proud, and he raised his head high, "The rest of Neferita will never make trouble for no reason!" He straightened his chest like a proud bird "No," he reacted after showing off his wife, "I don't think the little princess is someone who would make trouble for no reason. Compared with saying that she made trouble for no reason, Yu is more willing to believe that the three of you did it." What a crazy thing."

"Are you kidding? Could it be that it's not okay for husband and wife to use alcohol mixed with potions?" Gilgamesh obviously has no shame in this kind of thing. Fortunately, Egypt is also a place with an open style. Ozymandi Yas is relatively immune to this, "Don't tell me you haven't used it."

"...emmmmm" Ozymandias was silent. He didn't seem to have any qualifications to talk about Gilgamesh in this regard. After all... he was a pharaoh with so many wives and concubines that his waist was arthritis. "This is..."

"...Is this guy a pervert?" Parvati twitched uncontrollably at the corner of his mouth.

"No, no, no, the key is not the drugs and alcohol to add to the fun, but... poof——if only the King of Heroes did this kind of thing, wouldn't the princess' anger just be vented on the King of Heroes? Why don't you think about why even Both Xian Wang and You Xian Wang have been affected... Puff——" I have discovered Huadian a long time ago... Ah bah, it is the transformation of blind spots... Bah, Merlin finally swallowed the popcorn in his mouth, and shrugged. With a smothered smile on his shoulders, he said.

On the other side, Holmes, who had long guessed this situation, stood up silently, and walked away indifferently.

What a shameless man, whether it's the old one or the young one or the one who likes to be shirtless.

Ozymandias also clearly got to the point, "Yu said, it's no wonder the princess is angry if you are like this." It is completely, completely unworthy of sympathy.

"Tsk, it's as if you don't want to, it's rare to have another self..." The King of Heroes mocked the pharaoh who had a similar stink with him.

"..." Silence, Ramses II's rare silence.

...It makes sense, but he couldn't refute it.

"That's right... As a wife and husband, it's my job to have fun with each other..." He agreed with Gilgamesh's opinion.

The melon-eating crowd who couldn't stand it retreated silently.

All of you are dead.

Just talking about this at the gate, the princess heard it all.

The door was pulled open with a bang, and Kaori stood behind the ancient kings with a dark face, Ramses II suddenly shivered.

Emmmmmmmmmmmmm, wait, I am innocent, why look at him with such garbage eyes... and the Gilgamesh behind him?

The princess ignored them and walked towards the summoning room on her own.

It just so happened that I just got the call sign distributed today. Lixiang told her last time that she could try to summon it. Kaori picked up the call sign with a look of resentment, and threw it into the summoning circle.

After the light of magic dissipated, Ozymandias, who followed closely behind, grew his mouth.

...What is this operation?Summoned someone else's wife with a random call sign?

Kaori silently threw herself into Neferita's arms, "Wow!" she burst into tears.

——The complaint that harmed the fish in the pond began.

Ozymandias was dragged away by his wife in pain and joy.

Probably...the knee is going to hurt for a while.

But Mr. Ozymandias said big tape, cute big tits.

There were only three kings left in the summoning room looking at each other.

Young Jill walked up to Kaori first, but he really felt that he needed to apologize, "I'm sorry, it won't happen again next time, I promise." His little devil nature.

"This king also promises that there will be no more in the future." The wise king Gilgamesh was the second to promise.

"... Tsk." The King of Heroes folded his arms and turned his head.

Kaori also doesn't expect him to apologize, but this time she loses her temper, I hope they (they) can pay more attention to it, although the instigator is the King of Heroes, but the other two who didn't say a word, even eager to try, are also bastards. !

"I didn't notice you that day... I'm sorry." Although it was like squeezing toothpaste, she still spoke more or less.

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Help!He actually apologized!I was so scared that I even confessed, okay!The cold hairs all over Kaori's body stood on end.

...Yes, I have a bad feeling.

Obviously the other party just finished apologizing, why does it feel... so cold.

"Since we have made an agreement, if the three of us can't appear in your room together..." Wang's voice rose slightly with a smirk suddenly, with uncontrollable joy, "Then, one person is fine, right?" It was the King of Heroes, and even the other two had subtle smiles on their faces.

——The atmosphere became even colder.

"Wait, wait?" You guys, no, what are you going to do? !

Wow!Parvati!The former Miss Guntamamo!Sister Skaha!Help, QAQ!

I will never believe that the bastard Gilgamesh can rectify from the heart! QQ

[Of course, afterward, the King of Heroes, the King of Virtue, and Young Jill were still beaten into the sky by Parvati who was boosted by Kaori’s skills (no)]