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Maeve: Hey, it's time for the Holy Grail Symposium, and I'm Maeve, the lady queen that everyone loves forever!I came here as the host of this symposium today, so who are the participants of today’s symposium——Wow, are all 7 servants except me here?For the convenience of the symposium, Ms. Berserker has also regained her sanity, which is really gratifying, and there is this special guest sitting next to me, Ms. Holy Grail!

Kaori: ...Well, I still can't accept this title?

Host: I'm sorry, sorry, it's just the effect of the program, so what should I call you?

Kaori: ... Kaori is fine, thank you.To be honest, because of the hostile relationship in this article, sitting next to Miss Maeve is a bit scary.

Maeve: Hahaha, at that time you were on your own, how offended you were, but if you want me to say it, I still envy you so many high-quality men around you hehehe——

Kaori: ...Well, please only have this, don't mention it again.

Maeve: Ah, speaking of which, I have always had a question in my mind, and I didn’t have the chance to ask it in this article, so let’s start the first part of the symposium now: Gentlemen here, what do you think about What's it like to cuddle a teenage girl with other fine guys!

【a silence】

Kaori: ...I already said not to mention this matter... [covers face]

Gilgamesh: I don't care.

Maeve: Huh?The King of Heroes made a completely opposite statement from this article?Wait [Pick up the data and flip it] It is indeed said in the data that King Gilgamesh and his best friend Enkidu shared a prostitute named Shamhat - it seems that the achievement of intimacy with the King of Heroes must first be achieved. "Is my woman your woman?"

Kaori, who has been unable to get in the conversation since just now: -- the conversation and the topic have become very weird!

Gilgamesh: Huh.It's ridiculous, the king's best friend has only been one since ancient times.

Kaori: It has nothing to do with who your best friend is!without!have!appoint!what!close!Tie!

Gilgamesh [takes out the wine from the treasure house]: You bastard's expression is really cute, so let's relax for now, as long as you haven't made me feel bored, I won't let you down. You give it to anyone else to share.Even close friends.

Kaori: ...I'm sorry, I went out to drink ice water to calm down, this person's speech made me want to send him home with a Command Spell.

Old Sword: I reject any act of marital infidelity. [Thinking] But if I was at fault, there is nothing I can do about it, of course it is to forgive them——

Maeve: Surprising remarks have also been made here!

Finn: To be honest, I also find sharing unacceptable in that regard, but I also kind of hate myself for blaming my best friend instead of solving the problem—I mean the real problem, when it comes to my own old age. Hmm... I don't mean to criticize Grania too much, maybe it's my fault for being too beautiful, right?

Maeve: ...Thanks to you, a jealous man, who can make such a deep introspection... I said, did you two naturally "of course choose to forgive her/him"? !It resonated in an inexplicable place!

Finn: But no matter what, it is absolutely impossible to share a beloved girl with others!In this regard, I am very dissatisfied with the King of Heroes who naturally said "I don't care"!

Old Sword: Seconded.

Gilgamesh: Are the bastards united at this time?

Maeve: Qi, atmosphere?

David: ...Well, am I the only one who thinks that wives are like money, the more the better?

Gilgamesh: Hmph, isn't it natural for a king to be surrounded by three wives and four concubines?

Old Sword: There can only be one wife, and a man who is loyal to marriage is a gentleman.

Finn: ...For various reasons, there are still lovers after remarrying—well, I can understand the view of marriage from the King of Knights...but sometimes I still feel that it would be better if I didn't remarry.

Gilgamesh: Even so, there can only be one queen who can stand by my side. [Touch chin] But it's still too immature at this time, if it's more charming on the bed...

Old Sword: Please shut up, King of Heroes.Don't talk about these things.

Finn: This man is really immoral, what does the little lady like about him?

Maeve: To put it simply, it’s the feeling of people who haven’t even had soup when people who eat meat talk about how bad the meat is, right?

The Count of Monte Cristo who has always been fascinated and silent: Let’s not talk about my affairs first, why can the King of Heroes talk about such things without shame?

Kaori [back after drinking ice water]: ...Why are you still discussing this topic.

Gilgamesh: Huh, like shy guys, when you go out to chill, the topic has changed from whether you can share the girl you love to sex in bed...

Kaori: ...Is there nothing I can do to shut your mouth...

Gilgamesh: You can try it with your lips [laughs].

Old Sword: Sorry...the seal on my sword is a little loose.

Gilgamesh: Oh, King of Knights, this king also has the same intention. Regarding the incident that happened in Camelot, hmph, it’s time to ask you for an explanation for what this king and queen did!

Old Sword: This was originally a kind help, although there were some misunderstandings in the middle, I have already apologized to Ms. Kaori too modestly, and it is not your turn to speak.

Maeve: HIHI, this is the end of the discussion, so the next question is... [drawing a card] Um... wow, this question is a bit exciting, how old was the first time—in other words, how old are you? Aged to shed virginity and become a man?

Gilgamesh: I was no longer the king when I was 12 years old...

Kaori: ...To be honest, isn't that person who is like you really committing a crime?

Finn: Well, I met Sabo when I was 16 and married her as my wife...

Kaori: ...That's a crime!

Old Sword: ...

Maeve: Hey, why didn't King Arthur say a word?

Old Sword: ...No, nothing.

Gilgamesh: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha—let me tell you the reason for his silence. This man is still a virgin hahahahahahaha.

Old Sword: (I really want to kill him)

Maeve: Surprisingly sympathetic.

Old Sword: No, well, please put away your sympathetic gaze, please, it's too heavy, and I feel that it's a bit too heavy to carry the hill of subjugation.

Edmund Dantès: [Patting shoulders] It doesn't have to be. (Actually, I too—)

David: Isn't Edmund too?Nothing to be ashamed of, although I don't remember how old I was, well... probably about the same as the King of Heroes anyway?It's a little bit bigger, but I still envy the King of Heroes.

Edmund Dantès: ... No, I'd better kill you, King David.

Kaori: ...No, no, I said—[increased volume] What's there to envy!This is a crime!It's a crime!Is it because of this reason that Jill engages in the right of the first night in the future!

Gilgamesh: No, it's purely that the king likes to see virgins——

Kaori [before he finished speaking]: With the authority of the Holy Grail, King of Heroes, shut up!

Gilgamesh: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo How dare you! 】

Maeve: ...Wow, actually activate the Holy Grail authority directly.It seems that it is really unbearable.Let's go to the next session before things get bigger [put your hands in the question bucket and scratch] Um... the next question is, wow, this question probably has a deep understanding of several men (including women) here Feel the same, "What would you do if your beloved gave you a cuckold?"

Kaori: Why are there so many shameless questions today!It's because the integrity value here is not enough!What the hell is going on here, Gilgamesh's late-night show should be enough for me!

Gilgamesh: Hmph, this king never thinks about such silly questions [touch chin] If there is such a day, this king will naturally not blame his own possessions, but the one who dares to touch the king's things The thief, this king will use the cruelest punishment in the world to make him regret it.

Maeve: ...with a wicked smile, she finished saying something very bad.

Old Sword: ...Of course I chose to forgive her.

Maeve: Without hesitation again? !

Old Sword: Of course, the prerequisite is that I am sorry for her, or she did not do it voluntarily.After all, I am not a man with any special hobbies.

Maeve: ...that's right [laughing dryly] Hahaha, so a man's jealousy is really not advisable.

Finn: ...No, I don't want to think about this kind of problem anymore [covering my head in pain] I don't love Grania.I think Diarmuid is more... no than Grania.No, nothing... There is no such thing, why do you want to remarry... [cover your face]

Brunhild: Kill, kill.

Kaori: ...Why can't we talk about this issue properly!Don't you have any concept of law in your mind? ...That's right, talking to Heroic Spirit about the law is because I am in a daze. If I were to, I would probably propose a breakup.

Maeve: Huh?Just break up?Isn't there an option to castrate him or send him to be sacrificed to the wicker man?

Kaori: Otherwise, what do you think!What terrible punishments are you talking about!

David: Well...the matter of Bathsheba...ah...it's very subtle, I haven't been greened yet, but if money and women betray me together, I will probably open the Ark of the Covenant hahahahaha.

Maeve: This one also said terrible things with a refreshing smile on her face!

Edmund: I lost my beloved fiancée because of the treacherous conspiracy, but I don't blame her, I just want the person who plotted against me to go to hell...

Kaori: No, I don't want to talk anymore, I'm sorry, I'm a little tired... (Because I was shocked and didn't listen to Mr. Edmund's answer at all)

Maeve: Huh?Is Miss Holy Grail a bit tired already?It doesn't matter, let's go to rest for a while. In the second half of the Holy Grail Symposium, there will be several mysterious guests appearing, please wait and see!I am the eternal dame, everyone's favorite Queen Maeve! 【Blow kisses】

Kaori: ... Can you finally rest for a while?It would be great if there were more girls in the future.Whoa!you put me down!

Gilgamesh [Carrying Kaori]: It's rare to have time, let's go shopping with the king for now. Although this world is ugly and noisy, it is also cute. Hahahahahaha.

Kaori: Put me down!I will go QAQ myself

------To be continued----------

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