[comprehensive] dear king

It is impossible for a man to outrun a dog.

So Kaori sat on the ground and looked at the two bulldogs pulling her pants with their mouths, and then at Dana who had a wicked smile on his face, and suddenly wanted to throw stones on his face.

"Why are you running?" Smiling, Dana reached out and lifted the little girl who was sitting on the ground and rolled into a clay figurine, "I won't hurt you, let's go and take you to the camp, since you are afraid of men, I will I'll leave you to the women." He spoke briskly, and his childish youthful face also made people feel happy.

Of course, excluding Kaori struggling on his shoulder.

"Listen to people!" the girl shouted.

"Oh, don't pull my hair!" Dana changed his posture and grabbed the girl's hands and feet like carrying a wild boar, making her unable to struggle, "Although it feels like a kitten is in the claws of a wild wolf. It's like struggling down there, but my hair can't be messed around with."

Humming a little tune with ease, he returned to camp with his prize.

When his druid aunt saw him carrying a little girl back like this, she almost couldn't laugh out loud, "Dana, my child, how can you treat a little lady like this."

"Compared to a little lady, she's more like a little monkey who refuses to take a bath." Dana put down the little girl on his shoulders, "Auntie, I brought her out of the forest over there, she's really interesting. "

However, Bodmer turned his attention to Kaori, "My girl, you need to take a bath first. You smell a bit strong."

Her eyes were kind, causing Kaori to blush, "Hug, I'm sorry."

"Hey, it's nothing, I haven't washed it for a few days... Wow! Auntie, don't hit me on the head, don't hit me! Wow! What did I do wrong... Wow! I was wrong! Don't hit me! Don't hit me! After being beaten up, Dana smelled his body resentfully, "It's strange, there is no serious smell-wow! Don't raise your cane! I'm going to take a shower now!" He ran away scrambling.

Bodmel rubbed her temples with a headache, she turned her head to look at Kaori who seemed to be sneaking away, put her hand on her chest, and covered the back of the girl's petite hand with her other hand, "Please forgive my nephew reckless and ignorant of you, who knew not of your coming."

Druids are sages. They are connected with many mysteries in this world. They understand that many warriors can't reach the truth. Dana is still learning, and Bodmel is already a very famous archdruid up.

When she saw this young girl for the first time, she felt the karmic reincarnation from the young girl.

But this fruit is still raw and not ripe yet.If you take it off, it will only hurt your teeth and make your tongue numb.

Kaori looked at her, and finally shook her head, "I'm sorry, I didn't want to bother you."

"Let me prepare a change of clothes for you first." Bodmel stood up. She could use spells to resist the bewitchment from the girl's characteristics, but this would not last long.

This is a power that acts directly on the soul, far surpassing even the most powerful curse.

When Dana got out of the shower, left his clothes behind with his bare upper body, and gnawed on a turnip that came from nowhere, he saw a girl in a blue linen dress sitting on a rock, Bodmer Braid her hair into a braid behind her.

For a moment, he felt that he didn't know where to put his hands, and then Dana coughed dryly, "It actually looks pretty good after you clean it." The kid's white and dazzling upper body, "Put on your clothes..."

She held onto her forehead with a headache, and for some reason, after staying with Gilgamesh for a long time, she developed a strong immunity to this kind of behavior of running around naked.

Of course, Bodmel's reaction was much faster than Dana's. The moment she raised her cane, the witty little Dana immediately understood what the aunt with her elbow was trying to do, so he also threw it away in a very witty manner. With the turnip in his hand, he scrambled to the side and quickly put on his clothes.

Then I poked my head out from behind the tree and saw that my aunt didn't seem to be chasing him, so I pulled my hair twice, "This is really weird, let's forget about my dog, I haven't seen it yet." This is the first time my aunt treats someone she has never seen before, um..." He put his hand on his chin, and after thinking for a long time, he came to a very foolish conclusion, "You can't be my aunt's illegitimate daughter, right? "

Then he was beaten.

Obviously, even if he had an incomparably beautiful face, it couldn't prevent him from being rubbed on the ground by his aunt because of his funny KY and sloppy lips.

Kaori burst out laughing.

Dana’s wolfhound dragged Kaori’s suitcase from the forest. As a thank you for taking her overnight, Kaori offered to prepare dinner for Bodmer and her sisters, but the cooking methods of this era are also different. There is only a difference between roasting and cooking. The girl tied her hair behind her head, looked at the fresh ingredients, and thought about cutting them into small pieces.

After all, eating raw meat is prone to illness and parasites.

"Hmm... what should I do?" She looked at the pork cut into small pieces and other unknown meats, and then looked at the vegetables that she didn't quite recognize, but she could only recognize them so far. celery and wild garlic...

After staring at these things and thinking for a long time, she snapped her fingers, "Let's make kebabs." Before making kebabs, the meat must be marinated. Some plants that can be used as spices come out, "uh..." There are no spices, no wine, and the meat made from meat has a strong smell.

"Um... is there any wine?" Kaori poked her head out of the tent and looked at Dana who was wiping her sword. The latter scratched his head, "Well, is honey wine or perry wine okay?"

"Is there any honey?" Kaori asked in surprise.

"Yes. I got a honeycomb before, and now the honey is sealed in a jar." Dana put away his sword and stood up, "Oh, it's not so troublesome, you just put the meat on the slate and bake it." It’ll be fine once it’s baked.” He didn’t seem to have much pursuit of gourmet food, so he walked into the tent and dug out a jar of honey, “This was originally used to make wine, so be careful when using it It’s used up, and I was chased and stung by bees to get this pot of honey.” When he said this kind of thing, he showed a show-off look on his face, as if it was nothing embarrassing, but his heroic act prove.

Kaori took the honey pot from his arms.

Materials are limited, so what can be done.

After the meat skewered with vegetables was smeared with the sauce made of honey and perry, it quickly squeaked and smelled meaty under the flame. After Kaori confirmed the heat, she ignored her hand Come Danner, give Bodmer the first skewer.

"Hey, at this time, I always feel that I am about to reach the age to go out and make a living. In order to commemorate the first time I was so neglected by a girl, I plan to write a poem first..." Dana held his heart.

Before he really opened his mouth to write poetry, Bodmer unceremoniously stuffed his mouth with barbecue, blocking his high-spirited poetry.

Kaori couldn't hold back, and laughed again.

Although the taste of kebabs is still not satisfactory for Kaori, the aunt and nephew are very happy to eat. Dana even took the sauce and spread it on the whole piece of pork to roast. Of course, the result of doing so It's just pork burnt.

However, food cannot be wasted, so this charred piece of meat becomes something he must eat.

Anyway, Kaori won't help with it.

Bodemel sincerely hoped that Kaori could stay in the camp, after all, Dana would soon go out on his own, "Stay here, with young girls to accompany me, I can teach you the wisdom of druids, and you can too." Look after the cows and make cheese for me," Bodmer said, with sincerity in his eyes.

Kaori lowered her head. Women gave her a greater sense of security than men. For Bodmer's invitation, it was actually a good choice. At least she didn't need to eat and sleep in the open, and she could concentrate on accumulating magic power until she could complete the next jump.

"Dear lady." After thinking for a moment, the girl said, "I will not stay here in vain, I will work for you, I can do other jobs besides slaughtering living things, such as sewing, washing, making cheese, or cooking Brewing." She paused, then continued, "But I will leave in the end, my journey is not over yet, and I haven't reached the shore I want to reach yet."

Bodmel nodded, "Of course it is, a princess from another world." She called the petite girl in front of her, "You don't have to worry about living and boarding here, I am very welcome to have a capable person like you. A young girl from my family came to my residence." Druids had a high status in this era, and no one would come to harass her.

And the "princess" traits can make her dangerous, especially in front of men.

There is no gentlemanly spirit among the men who are bewitched, and the child will immediately become the object of competition.

Dana was drinking. Although he was only 14 years old, he already enjoyed drinking this exciting and wonderful liquid like the group of adults who wandered around with swords and spears. After a while, he suddenly seemed like Decided to say something, "Auntie, I'm going to meet my mother, and then I will start my adventure, um... In order to commemorate this moment, I decided to write a poem..."

Before Bodmel could do anything, Kaori picked up a carrot on the side and gagged him, blocking his poetic mood.

"Then," Bodmel nodded in satisfaction, "you and I will sleep in the same tent." She happily ignored Dana and made this decision.

"What, didn't you sleep with me?" Dana took out the carrot in his mouth.

"...huh?" Kaori stared.

"I mean aunt, not you." Dana took a bite of the carrot, "You want to sleep with me, but I won't."

"..." Although the words are very good and there is no problem with the logic, I don't know why I feel that he deserves to be beaten.

"Shouldn't you be independent too? You're fourteen years old, and you still want to listen to me tell stories to sleep?" Aunt ruthlessly threw the facts in his face.

Danner-KO.

"Why is this! This girl is definitely your illegitimate daughter! Absolutely!" The boy's wailing resounded under the starry sky.

This is so funny, it's really hopeless.