thief game

1.

Olivia always believes that men and women think differently about the ultimate opponent.

Men always think that the more the better, the whole death is one.

But girls don’t think so. Girls think it’s enough to have the best one. It’s too troublesome to kill a bunch of people. The aptitude is not good, click suddenly, dead, how embarrassing.

Therefore, it is best to have a comparable opponent, saving a lot of trouble, so that life can become more and more interesting.

Olivia sat on the ceiling at home, thinking about this ultimate question, but suddenly realized: her idea was too idealistic, how could you meet an immortal superhero in the first place?What's more, most of the immortals are trained by generations of villains. It's too difficult for a superhero to not get a box at the beginning.

Therefore, she felt that she should make appropriate concessions and choose suitable seedlings to start training, so as to get close to her dream.

But this is embarrassing, because it means that you have to get acquainted with each other first, then go through running-in, trust each other (of course this is an essential step, villains call it deception, superheroes call it trust), and finally Start to break.

But all of this will be very embarrassing on the day of the final showdown, because those superheroes are so kind and annoying. After the day the villains are looking forward to finally comes, they will waste time in critical moments and ask you with red eyes , why do you treat him like this, and you have to ask an answer, otherwise he will not fight you, meow.

The villain always has to spend time explaining "I'm doing this for your own good" in order to stimulate his fighting spirit, so that he won't look constipated like I still love you no matter what, and live up to everyone's expectations to start the final battle.

Olivia feels that dreams are actually a kind of illusory thing, because you have to admit that you have to go a long way on this road, and then for that momentary brilliant final showdown, either the villain will die or the good guy will die.

If the villain dies, his life will end gloriously, but if he survives unfortunately, he will have to spend time and energy to raise another good person, God knows if he can raise it well.

But aren't all villains born for this?

Olivia felt sad for her own fate, the path of the villain has become more and more lonely.

The best thing is to fall into the abyss together like Sherlock and Moriarty, saving a lot of trouble.

Moriarty is such a smart guy, Olivia sighed.

2.

On Olivia's list, there are many bad friends.

She prefers to go shopping together, mainly Barnes.

Barnes doesn't talk much. In fact, it may be because he has been brainwashed too much. He will do whatever he is asked to do, especially when shopping and carrying things. No one can do better than his steel arm.

Moreover, Barnes has a very good eye for picking clothes.

Really very good.

Olivia is already familiar with the pattern of getting along with him.Whenever she comes out of the fitting room after changing clothes, Barnes will only have two words in most cases:

"Ugly."

"Ugly."

"..."

"It's fucking ugly."

If encountering the last situation, Olivia would buy the clothes without hesitation, and it turns out that every time the clothes bought in this rare situation are definitely rare boutiques, no matter what details are related to Olivia Livia was a [-]% perfect match.

Therefore, Barnes' vision is really very good.

But after Barnes was recently wanted heavily, he couldn't go shopping with Olivia.

In fact, long before he was captured, Olivia once told him very sincerely, don’t think that you won’t be recognized by others if you wear a hat. Your hat is not borrowed from Clark. Yes, you're wearing a cartoon plush one-piece suit.

And it really doesn't work, Olivia still has eyes from Clark, why does he insist on bringing his own pair just because he refuses to be obedient?

Barnes has a lot of objections to this matter, because his glasses are basically sunglasses, and the ones Olivia gave him are just frames.

Olivia is very sad, saying that you can't just look at the part, you have to look at the whole, you have to understand, these are the glasses that Clark got!

But Barnes no, he doesn't.

Olivia suspects that he has lost his mind by eating plums.

Moreover, most of the time, he is also Olivia's first choice when she wants to have a heart-to-heart talk.

For example, this time, when Olivia felt lonely, helpless, and sad, it happened that Barnes was being hunted down and needed a hiding place, so Olivia took him home as a matter of course.

In this regard, Simon's attitude is: "Olivia, I don't want you to hang out with him all the time. You know, the Winter Soldier is not a good villain. A good villain should be hunted down by superheroes rather than ants. Kill. You know, if a villain spends his time on ants, he can never be a good villain."

As he spoke, he gave Barnes a disdainful look: "If a person spends time with ants when he is young, forget it, but he is still wasting time at this age."

Olivia: "So he can't come to our house?"

Simon: "Yes, no."

Olivia reluctantly picked up the plush one-piece suit at the door: "Okay, come on, let's go out wearing this."

Barnes looked at her coldly: "No. I don't want to dress like a psychopathic serial killer."

Olivia was shocked: "But aren't you a serial murderer?"

Barnes: "...but not the perverted kind."

After the two stared at each other for a long time, Barnes, who was hunted down, finally compromised: "... Clark's glasses."

So, although a person looks like a wanted criminal, dresses like a robber, and has exactly the same hair as a wanted criminal, as long as he wears Clark's glasses, the police all over the world will not recognize him.

Olivia said: "I met a superhero among my classmates. Other superheroes start to save the world very late. Stark's guy even delayed until he was more than 30, but he started when he was 15 years old. So I thought he was pretty good at first."

Barnes: "Yeah."

Olivia added: "He even fully fits the perfect formula of both parents dead, poor family, and being excluded. His family background is almost comparable to Captain America."

Barnes: "There's no one like Captain America."

"He even had an uncle who died before him," Olivia said.

Barnes considered it for a while: "He's still a bit worse than Captain America."

Olivia began to be dissatisfied now.She likes to talk to Barnes because the Winter Soldier is cold and fair, and he never evaluates things personally, but this time he is clearly showing superiority.

Olivia asked angrily: "Barnes, I'm talking about a superhero I met, and the focus is not on Captain America."

Barnes: "He didn't have a best friend who died at the hands of the villain, and his background conditions are still a little worse."

Olivia: "...No, he has a good friend. This person is even one of the toughest villains he has ever fought. It is better to be killed in front of him to save him."

Barnes was silent.

After a long time, Barnes finally said, "Well, he has a better background than Captain America, so there's nothing wrong with you choosing him."

Olivia said darkly: "That's what I wanted to tell you. If you hadn't involved Captain America we would have finished talking. The truth is: I kicked him. I finally met a Such a perfect opponent, but I still kicked him."

Barnes: "?"

Olivia: "Each of his ultimate opponents is a good friend's dad."

Barnes: "..."

Finally, he said firmly to Olivia: "This kind of person cannot be wanted. This is a matter of principle."

Olivia said sadly: "I know."

After a while, she looked at the expression of resignation on Barnes's face, and had a bad feeling.

Sure enough, Barnes said to her: "Why don't I give you Captain America."

Olivia: "????"

Barnes said patiently: "Look, he meets the background conditions of his parents dying, being ostracized, and losing his love, and he also holds an important position in the Avengers. His existence even symbolizes the country."

Olivia: "?????"

Barnes explained: "I'm trying to be a good guy these days. You know, every villain has a few days a month."

Olivia sees a glimmer of hope here: "You mean the kind of game that pretends to be a good guy and enters the superhero team and then chooses to betray them at a critical moment?"

Barnes was a little embarrassed: "No."

He tried to play the emotional card: "But you have to remember, I used to be a pretty good villain."

Finally, he asked with a little hope: "So, we can still go shopping and eat plums together in the future, and you can still help me steal Captain America's shield, Iron Man's suit, Falcon wings and the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, right?"

The smile on Olivia's face completely faded, turning into a coldness of extreme disappointment.

Barnes suddenly remembered that Olivia seemed to have said before that a good villain should be ruthless anytime, anywhere.

Olivia held out her hand to him with a cold expression: "...Give me back Clark's glasses. You have been expelled from the villain's hometown, Winter Soldier."