Temptation on the tip of the tongue
Chapter 32 Deadpool VS Black Widow
Wearing an oversized hospital gown, Natasha wandered aimlessly in the laboratory building.
She didn't know where to go.
Loki didn't imprison her, didn't even bring her any positioning system, just let her wander around the base, and refused to send her back to District [-].
Although she didn't know what Loki was doing, she was sure that he had bad intentions.
She tried to cut her own skin, but no blood came out, it just healed quickly, which disturbed her.
Of course, she also tries to avoid any moment of encountering people, she almost shuts herself up to hide.For some reason, she just felt that Rocky was not believing her, but testing her.
Smelling the breath of a living person will arouse her desire to attack, as long as there is a little blood, she will feel a thrilling pleasure, but it is a pity that she can't bleed herself, otherwise the sweet smell is simply——
She shook her head, trying to shake things off her mind.
The building had obviously been emptied out on purpose, otherwise it would not have been empty in the morning.
Walking lonely in the building, Natasha thought about the food that Loki had delivered to her these two days. She didn't ask what those foods that had a bitter taste like ointment were. She didn't want Loki to think that she was picky eaters.
Thinking of this, Natasha walked around the corner and saw a broken bracelet on the ground.
She had seen this kind of locator before, and Ralph seemed to be stepping up the development of it a few days ago. She had no doubt that it was made for her in the first place, but then she didn't know why Loki gave up this method.
The appearance of such a thing in a spotless laboratory building is particularly disturbing. She picked up the bracelet, and was shocked almost immediately after touching it, and the bracelet almost fell out of her hand.
This thing was built by Ralph, as expected of Ralph, huh, huh.
She carefully checked the words on it, and found that when the broken pieces were pieced together, the incomplete words could be seen: Chen Xiaoxiao 1307
Chen Xiaoxiao.
She remembered this guy, it should be...
84 number.
It seems that this girl can't get rid of her numbered fate no matter where she is.
What the hell is she, Special Forces?super soldier?Mutant?
"Chen Xiaoxiao..."
Natasha murmured in a low voice, flipping the bracelet in her hand.Why did this thing drop?Is something wrong?
At this time, there was a soft, weak but recognizable voice from behind her: "Hey~"
A man in the uniform of a support staff came over, pointed at her and said excitedly: "You are the black widow, right? I've heard about you for a long time! But I didn't expect you to be so beautiful and able to walk from the third district There are not many people who quit! Would you mind signing me an autograph? My teammates and I are all loyal to you!"
As he said, he took out the tattered notebook in his hand, flipped to a page, and spread it out in front of Natasha: "Write it here, remember to 'To Wade, you are the most handsome in the world', Yes, just write it here."
Natasha looked up at him: "Why are you wearing a mask?"
Wade shrugged: "I know you think so, of course it's because I'm ugly, because good-looking people don't wear masks to disguise themselves. I hope so too, but the reality is often not what people want, I'm very handsome. "
Natasha: "...So?"
Wade curled his lips: "Logistics personnel have no human rights."
Natasha: "..."
In order to avoid talking to him, she quickly signed and turned the page, asking, "Who is it for next?"
However, as soon as she turned the page, she saw a crooked portrait of Loki without hair.
The reason why it can be judged that it is Loki is because he is wearing a robe, not because he is holding a fairy wand in his hand and the words next to it read "Avada Kedavra".
Natasha: "..."
She quickly turned another page, finally found a blank space, and said helplessly, "Who is it for?"
Wade took the book back, flipped through it again, and said tirelessly: "Actually, the next autograph is a gift, so please write it here, thank you."
"It says 'To Chen Xiaoxiao, the Black Widow believes that you will grow breasts sooner or later', please write it in the middle, thank you."
Natasha paused her hand, raised her head, and looked at Wade with a look of looking at a monster: "Are you sure you want to write this to her? As a gift?"
Wade imitated her eyes looking at monsters and looked back at her: "How is it possible?"
He reached out and touched the back of his buttocks, and took out two height-increasing insoles: "The gift is a set, if you don't mind, can you sign it here?"
Natasha couldn't take it anymore: "You put the gift on your ass?"
Wade was startled by her sudden voice, and jumped two meters away: "What are you doing? The uniforms of our logistics personnel are like this. The pockets are at the back, which is convenient for carrying things! What's wrong with the pockets on the buttocks, we have no human rights ah!"
Natasha: "...oh."
Wade looked at her signature and complained from the side: "You look like this, no wonder you were discovered by someone pretending to be Chen Xiaoxiao."
Natasha was very interested in the girl, so she looked up and asked, "Really? What would she say?"
Wade: "How do I know, she didn't say it. But I think if she said it, it should be: 'Wade, please put my gift in the hole behind you. Express my apologies, allow me to punch a few more holes in you' or something, and come after me with a shovel."
Natasha frowned incomprehensibly.
It took her a long time to bear this sentence, and said slowly: "It seems that my failure is because I am not humorous enough. I am really sorry."
After she finished writing, she returned the tattered notebook to Wade, trying to get more information from him: "So, she is your teammate? You must be familiar with her?"
Wade took the notebook dejectedly: "Of course I am her teammate, not because I am humble, I think I have always been the most capable one, buying supplies for the base, contributing to the surveillance cause, and buying her bras and shoes by the way , and pilot them on a dangerous journey...By the way, do you know how perverted that pilot program is? All in all, I will always be the one who pays the most, but those ruthless combatants don't appreciate it, you know her Call me what? Orderly, I mean, orderly, military, soldier, don't you think that's an insulting word?"
Natasha: "...I'm sorry for what happened to you."
Wade looked at her for a long time: "You chat with me just to get information, right? You're not really interested in me, are you? So my intention to invite you to drink a cup of coffee has already failed in advance, right? "
Natasha: "Smart."
Wade said wittily: "A good black widow wants to know where she is showing her flaws. In fact, it is very simple: your legs are not as short as hers, and your breasts are bigger than hers, but that is not the point. Your eyes clearly prove that you have Thought."
"You are not a qualified killing machine."
Wade said: "You were trained as an agent to be an agent. She was trained as an agent to be an animal. That kind of training is actually much more useful than your organization, and it is very cheap."
Natasha froze.
That must have hurt her, Natasha thought bitterly.
She was lost in thought.
However, the next moment Wade burst out laughing, the laughter echoing in the hallway, almost rolling on the floor laughing.
Then, much later, with her lack of humor, she realized that she had been cheated, and nearly cried.
Wade thumped the wall and laughed loudly: "Actually, it's just that she can heal automatically and you can't, hahahahahahaha..."
Natasha: "..."
Wade laughed again and said: "You can't do this, Chen Xiaoxiao will definitely say: 'You will envy me, because even if my eggs are broken, they can grow back, but you can't' or something, haha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
His words inspired Natasha unexpectedly.
She looked at Wade calmly, and after he finished laughing, looked at him calmly and silently.
Then, he suddenly jumped up, took a step forward, bent his knee, and slammed into his crotch hard, the force of that blow could almost break a person's bones.
Wade twitched in pain, twisted and clutched his crotch and fell to the ground. The whole body was so painful that he was almost deformed, gasping for air and struggling.
Natasha smiled: "Very good. I like that number 84 very much now."
After speaking, he brushed off his sleeves and left calmly.
Wade gasped behind her: "There's something I forgot to tell you, ma'am."
He twisted his face and pointed to himself: "I am also one who can grow back..."
Natasha raised an eyebrow.
Then, he raised his foot abruptly and patched him up: "Good boy. This is a greeting gift."
Natasha watched him struggling, and suddenly said: "In other words, is she similar to Brandon? If so, why is she willing to be subordinated instead of becoming another Brandon?"
Wade thumped the ground in pain: "How do I know? Maybe it's because the food at our base is so delicious. Anyway, that's why I stayed."
Natasha: "..."
She now understands that she can't talk to this strange thing at all.
Wade struggled a few more times, and shouted at Natasha's back: "By the way, have you seen her here? My equipment shows that she is nearby. Hey, can you talk to me? Miss Manoff? Big beauty? Madame?"
The other party ignored him.
Wade's face was distorted, and he took out the locator from his pocket in pain, squinting his eyes to check the position of Chen Xiaoxiao on it.
Damn, this guy stayed in this building with Spider-Man all night, God knows what the hell the two of them did, and Wade felt sick thinking about it.
Alas, why do girls nowadays have such a heavy taste?
He can understand that everyone is under a lot of pressure during this period, and of course they are also very hungry, but is it too weird to do this kind of thing with zombies?If you have a chance, you have to have a good chat with this child about life, it really doesn't make you worry...
No.
Wait a minute, something is wrong.
Chen Xiaoxiao's position hadn't moved all night, but now she started to move.
Wade thought with luck, are they over?I won't bump into anything in the past now, right?
He turned over from the ground and stood up, chasing after the position.
Ahhh, this girl is really——
He stopped abruptly.
wrong.
There must be something wrong.
At this distance, Chen Xiaoxiao was standing in front of him.
In other words, the Chen Xiaoxiao he had always thought he was chasing should be——
Natasha.
She didn't know where to go.
Loki didn't imprison her, didn't even bring her any positioning system, just let her wander around the base, and refused to send her back to District [-].
Although she didn't know what Loki was doing, she was sure that he had bad intentions.
She tried to cut her own skin, but no blood came out, it just healed quickly, which disturbed her.
Of course, she also tries to avoid any moment of encountering people, she almost shuts herself up to hide.For some reason, she just felt that Rocky was not believing her, but testing her.
Smelling the breath of a living person will arouse her desire to attack, as long as there is a little blood, she will feel a thrilling pleasure, but it is a pity that she can't bleed herself, otherwise the sweet smell is simply——
She shook her head, trying to shake things off her mind.
The building had obviously been emptied out on purpose, otherwise it would not have been empty in the morning.
Walking lonely in the building, Natasha thought about the food that Loki had delivered to her these two days. She didn't ask what those foods that had a bitter taste like ointment were. She didn't want Loki to think that she was picky eaters.
Thinking of this, Natasha walked around the corner and saw a broken bracelet on the ground.
She had seen this kind of locator before, and Ralph seemed to be stepping up the development of it a few days ago. She had no doubt that it was made for her in the first place, but then she didn't know why Loki gave up this method.
The appearance of such a thing in a spotless laboratory building is particularly disturbing. She picked up the bracelet, and was shocked almost immediately after touching it, and the bracelet almost fell out of her hand.
This thing was built by Ralph, as expected of Ralph, huh, huh.
She carefully checked the words on it, and found that when the broken pieces were pieced together, the incomplete words could be seen: Chen Xiaoxiao 1307
Chen Xiaoxiao.
She remembered this guy, it should be...
84 number.
It seems that this girl can't get rid of her numbered fate no matter where she is.
What the hell is she, Special Forces?super soldier?Mutant?
"Chen Xiaoxiao..."
Natasha murmured in a low voice, flipping the bracelet in her hand.Why did this thing drop?Is something wrong?
At this time, there was a soft, weak but recognizable voice from behind her: "Hey~"
A man in the uniform of a support staff came over, pointed at her and said excitedly: "You are the black widow, right? I've heard about you for a long time! But I didn't expect you to be so beautiful and able to walk from the third district There are not many people who quit! Would you mind signing me an autograph? My teammates and I are all loyal to you!"
As he said, he took out the tattered notebook in his hand, flipped to a page, and spread it out in front of Natasha: "Write it here, remember to 'To Wade, you are the most handsome in the world', Yes, just write it here."
Natasha looked up at him: "Why are you wearing a mask?"
Wade shrugged: "I know you think so, of course it's because I'm ugly, because good-looking people don't wear masks to disguise themselves. I hope so too, but the reality is often not what people want, I'm very handsome. "
Natasha: "...So?"
Wade curled his lips: "Logistics personnel have no human rights."
Natasha: "..."
In order to avoid talking to him, she quickly signed and turned the page, asking, "Who is it for next?"
However, as soon as she turned the page, she saw a crooked portrait of Loki without hair.
The reason why it can be judged that it is Loki is because he is wearing a robe, not because he is holding a fairy wand in his hand and the words next to it read "Avada Kedavra".
Natasha: "..."
She quickly turned another page, finally found a blank space, and said helplessly, "Who is it for?"
Wade took the book back, flipped through it again, and said tirelessly: "Actually, the next autograph is a gift, so please write it here, thank you."
"It says 'To Chen Xiaoxiao, the Black Widow believes that you will grow breasts sooner or later', please write it in the middle, thank you."
Natasha paused her hand, raised her head, and looked at Wade with a look of looking at a monster: "Are you sure you want to write this to her? As a gift?"
Wade imitated her eyes looking at monsters and looked back at her: "How is it possible?"
He reached out and touched the back of his buttocks, and took out two height-increasing insoles: "The gift is a set, if you don't mind, can you sign it here?"
Natasha couldn't take it anymore: "You put the gift on your ass?"
Wade was startled by her sudden voice, and jumped two meters away: "What are you doing? The uniforms of our logistics personnel are like this. The pockets are at the back, which is convenient for carrying things! What's wrong with the pockets on the buttocks, we have no human rights ah!"
Natasha: "...oh."
Wade looked at her signature and complained from the side: "You look like this, no wonder you were discovered by someone pretending to be Chen Xiaoxiao."
Natasha was very interested in the girl, so she looked up and asked, "Really? What would she say?"
Wade: "How do I know, she didn't say it. But I think if she said it, it should be: 'Wade, please put my gift in the hole behind you. Express my apologies, allow me to punch a few more holes in you' or something, and come after me with a shovel."
Natasha frowned incomprehensibly.
It took her a long time to bear this sentence, and said slowly: "It seems that my failure is because I am not humorous enough. I am really sorry."
After she finished writing, she returned the tattered notebook to Wade, trying to get more information from him: "So, she is your teammate? You must be familiar with her?"
Wade took the notebook dejectedly: "Of course I am her teammate, not because I am humble, I think I have always been the most capable one, buying supplies for the base, contributing to the surveillance cause, and buying her bras and shoes by the way , and pilot them on a dangerous journey...By the way, do you know how perverted that pilot program is? All in all, I will always be the one who pays the most, but those ruthless combatants don't appreciate it, you know her Call me what? Orderly, I mean, orderly, military, soldier, don't you think that's an insulting word?"
Natasha: "...I'm sorry for what happened to you."
Wade looked at her for a long time: "You chat with me just to get information, right? You're not really interested in me, are you? So my intention to invite you to drink a cup of coffee has already failed in advance, right? "
Natasha: "Smart."
Wade said wittily: "A good black widow wants to know where she is showing her flaws. In fact, it is very simple: your legs are not as short as hers, and your breasts are bigger than hers, but that is not the point. Your eyes clearly prove that you have Thought."
"You are not a qualified killing machine."
Wade said: "You were trained as an agent to be an agent. She was trained as an agent to be an animal. That kind of training is actually much more useful than your organization, and it is very cheap."
Natasha froze.
That must have hurt her, Natasha thought bitterly.
She was lost in thought.
However, the next moment Wade burst out laughing, the laughter echoing in the hallway, almost rolling on the floor laughing.
Then, much later, with her lack of humor, she realized that she had been cheated, and nearly cried.
Wade thumped the wall and laughed loudly: "Actually, it's just that she can heal automatically and you can't, hahahahahahaha..."
Natasha: "..."
Wade laughed again and said: "You can't do this, Chen Xiaoxiao will definitely say: 'You will envy me, because even if my eggs are broken, they can grow back, but you can't' or something, haha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
His words inspired Natasha unexpectedly.
She looked at Wade calmly, and after he finished laughing, looked at him calmly and silently.
Then, he suddenly jumped up, took a step forward, bent his knee, and slammed into his crotch hard, the force of that blow could almost break a person's bones.
Wade twitched in pain, twisted and clutched his crotch and fell to the ground. The whole body was so painful that he was almost deformed, gasping for air and struggling.
Natasha smiled: "Very good. I like that number 84 very much now."
After speaking, he brushed off his sleeves and left calmly.
Wade gasped behind her: "There's something I forgot to tell you, ma'am."
He twisted his face and pointed to himself: "I am also one who can grow back..."
Natasha raised an eyebrow.
Then, he raised his foot abruptly and patched him up: "Good boy. This is a greeting gift."
Natasha watched him struggling, and suddenly said: "In other words, is she similar to Brandon? If so, why is she willing to be subordinated instead of becoming another Brandon?"
Wade thumped the ground in pain: "How do I know? Maybe it's because the food at our base is so delicious. Anyway, that's why I stayed."
Natasha: "..."
She now understands that she can't talk to this strange thing at all.
Wade struggled a few more times, and shouted at Natasha's back: "By the way, have you seen her here? My equipment shows that she is nearby. Hey, can you talk to me? Miss Manoff? Big beauty? Madame?"
The other party ignored him.
Wade's face was distorted, and he took out the locator from his pocket in pain, squinting his eyes to check the position of Chen Xiaoxiao on it.
Damn, this guy stayed in this building with Spider-Man all night, God knows what the hell the two of them did, and Wade felt sick thinking about it.
Alas, why do girls nowadays have such a heavy taste?
He can understand that everyone is under a lot of pressure during this period, and of course they are also very hungry, but is it too weird to do this kind of thing with zombies?If you have a chance, you have to have a good chat with this child about life, it really doesn't make you worry...
No.
Wait a minute, something is wrong.
Chen Xiaoxiao's position hadn't moved all night, but now she started to move.
Wade thought with luck, are they over?I won't bump into anything in the past now, right?
He turned over from the ground and stood up, chasing after the position.
Ahhh, this girl is really——
He stopped abruptly.
wrong.
There must be something wrong.
At this distance, Chen Xiaoxiao was standing in front of him.
In other words, the Chen Xiaoxiao he had always thought he was chasing should be——
Natasha.
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