[Comprehensive] Your friendly neighbor

"Hey! Dr. Octavius, I didn't say that, you are really looking more and more like an octopus now!" Peter intercepted Dr. Octavius ​​at the seaside, and he stuck the spider silk to the octopus held by the doctor's metal claws. on the instrument, and then said, "Although everyone calls you Doctor Octopus, don't you forget that your claws are metal, won't it conduct electricity in the water? Also, you are running into the sea with these stolen instruments, is it possible that the seabed Have your lab? Octopus lab?"

People who are swimming at the seaside are frightened by Doctor Octopus and Spider-Man who suddenly come out, and they swim to the seaside desperately.

"Oh! Dr. Octavius, did we scare them?" Hearing the shouts in the sea, Peter was taken aback for a moment, and then pulled Dr. Octavius ​​into the deeper sea.To be honest, the sea is not Spider-Man's battlefield, but fortunately, although Dr. Octopus is called Dr. Octopus, the sea is not his battlefield either.

After Peter was hit by the metal claw wielded by Dr. Octavius, he flew a long way before falling heavily on the sea. Unlike asphalt roads or concrete buildings, Peter's landing experience this time is very gentle, and the sea water is like a mother When he fell, they spread out in all directions, relieved his pressure, and then gently surrounded him, Peter swam in the sea, and then the nerves in his brain suddenly seemed to be electrified, he Suddenly stood up from the sea!Still wobbly like a toddler, but he really stood up!

"God! This is...hehe!" Peter was feeling incredible that he could stand up on the sea, when Dr. Octavius's metal claws swung towards him again.While avoiding the doctor's attack, Peter shot spider silk to stick the metal claws of Dr. Octavius ​​together, but because of the obstruction of the sea water, he only stuck the four exposed metal claws.After sticking to the doctor's metal claws, Peter stepped on the water and tried to jump hard. He originally wanted to jump directly behind the doctor and remove his metal claws, but because he was not proficient in the new skills, he didn't By making good use of the tension of the water surface, if he wants to jump behind Dr. Octavius, he will immediately lie down in front of the doctor. Fortunately, his body is more flexible, and when he is about to fall down, he immediately shoots the spider Silk stuck to the doctor's head, and with a light swing, it landed perfectly on the doctor's back, and then he said excitedly: "Hey! Dr. Octavius! Did you see my stunt just now! I I can stand up on the water!" Peter thought it must be the ability of the water spider, but he was hundreds or thousands of times heavier than the water spider, so he could float on the water?

Otto struggled to break away the spider silk that Spider-Man was sticking to his metal arm. He attacked Spider-Man standing on his back with the metal arm while walking towards the beach.He was pulled out of the submarine by Spiderman. If he went to the sea again, he would definitely sink to the bottom of the sea after crossing the sea.

Peter discovered Dr. Octavius's intentions, of course he will not let him succeed, besides, there are still many people who come here for vacation on the beach, if the battlefield returns to the shore, maybe someone will be injured, when James Sen didn't know how to slander him again.So Peter shot out spider webs from both arms and stuck them to Dr. Octavius's shoulders, and then he dragged him into the deep sea like driving a carriage: "Dr. Octavius, it's time for you to go home and face the sea." , that is your direction!"

Otto was pulled into the sea by Spider-Man, and he was so angry that his four metal arms attacked Spider-Man behind him. His four arms had a clear division of labor, one cut the spider silk that Spider-Man stuck to his shoulders, and the other three came from him. Three different directions attacked Spider-Man, preventing him from escaping.

"Yo hoo." Deadpool Queen blew a whistle and rushed over from the beach, he kept running around the two people who were fighting hard and said, "Little spider, I haven't seen you for a few days, do you miss me? ? I want to kill your ass, why are you interested in sending it!"

Peter could have escaped Dr. Octavius's attack, but when he saw Deadpool running towards them in a short red dress with lace, he suddenly had a headache, especially after hearing Deadpool just now After speaking, he was dull for a second and was directly grabbed by Dr. Octavius's metal claws. Peter was held by four metal claws, and he was lifted high in the sky by Dr. Octavius. Pulling his limbs vigorously, just when Peter felt that he was about to be torn into four pieces, with a keen sense of smell, he suddenly smelled a hint of sweetness in the air, this smell was so familiar!

Peter raised his head and looked at Deadpool who kept running around them. Although the salty smell of the sea here was very strong, and although she covered it up well, he could still smell her breath. The people surrounding them were Beads!

Qin Xiaozhu didn't know that Peter had discovered her identity. She looked at Peter who was caught by Dr. Octopus. While running fast, she saw the right time and gave him a heavy blow in front of Dr. Octopus.The sudden blow made Dr. Octopus lose his footing and fell backwards. Before they could react, she dragged Dr. Octopus' jumping metal claws and ran into the depths of the sea.

Peter was also taken away together with Doctor Octopus. Peter felt that he was the bait to attract Dr. Octavius. While being held by Dr. Octavius, he shot the spider silk on the doctor's metal claw , to hold them back and prevent him from attacking Xiaozhu.

Qin Xiaozhu brought Doctor Octopus to a place deep enough before letting go, and threw him into the sea. She picked up Peter, who also sank to the bottom of the sea, with one hand, and then touched his ass with the other hand: "Little Spider, you still care about me~" Qin Xiaozhu whispered in Peter's ear in a deep and magnetic voice, "Do you and it both miss me?"

"Xiao...Xiaozhu!" Peter grabbed Xiaozhu's hand with a red face, although he knew that the person who molested him was Xiaozhu, but when he heard her say such words, he still touched his hand deep into his buttocks. It made him feel embarrassed and ashamed.

"Hey..." Qin Xiaozhu slowly retracted her hands, and then she suddenly lifted Peter in front of her with both hands, as if she was holding a child, and said, "You found out, I It's obviously well disguised, how can you still find out, it's not fun."

Peter was lifted up by Xiaozhu, and he held her hand with both hands and said awkwardly and helplessly: "Xiaozhu, no matter how you try to hide it, I can smell it, you...you put me down quickly."

Qin Xiaozhu was very satisfied with Peter's answer, so she put Peter down, and then the two of them jumped into the sea together, and picked up Dr. Octopus who fell to the bottom and wanted to crawl desperately to the beach. Doctor Octopus choked. Shao Haishui, when Qin Xiaozhu and Peter picked up Dr. Octopus, he basically had no ability to resist, so after Qin Xiaozhu knocked Dr. Octopus unconscious, he said to Peter: "Peter, we can ask Jameson for money now." Go, he made a lot of money with your news, it's time for him to spit it out."

"Ah?" Peter stood on the sea, carrying Dr. Octavius ​​who had been knocked unconscious by Xiaozhu, and looked at Xiaozhu with a puzzled expression, "Ask Jameson for money? Now?" Peter thought she He had already forgotten about it, because he himself had forgotten about it...

"Of course, don't you remember your plan with Deadpool? Now is the right time, and you don't need to deliberately make news." Spider-Man fought Doctor Octopus, and many reporters who heard the news had gathered by the seaside, "I just When you rescue those refugees at the seaside, tell them that I am here to arrest you today, and I will arrest you and go to Jameson for a reward!"

It was only then that Peter figured out why Xiaozhu turned into Deadpool. It turned out that her main purpose was to take him to Jameson to cheat money, and she just flirted with him...

"Then shall I cooperate with you and be knocked down by you?" Peter had just learned how to stand steadily on the surface of the sea, and he finally didn't have to stagger while carrying Dr. Octavius.

"Give me your web launcher." Qin Xiaozhu said, piercing Dr. Octopus's mechanical claw with a samurai knife, and picking him up with the knife.

Seeing Dr. Octavius ​​being picked up by the beads, Peter said while removing the web shooter from his hand, "What do you want my spider web shooter for?" Soon Peter took off the spider web shooter. down, and handed the beads.

Qin Xiaozhu took the spider web launcher that Peter handed her, and immediately threw Dr. Octopus to Peter. Dr. Octopus slammed at Peter, causing Peter, who had just learned to stand on the sea, to lose his feet and fell into the sea.She strapped the web shooter to her wrist and shot it at Peter, who had just emerged from the water.

Milky white spider silk wrapped Peter layer by layer. At this time, the helicopter of the Bugle Daily just flew over. Qin Xiaozhu waved to the helicopter in the sky in the water, signaling them to fly down and take them out.

This is a major exclusive news. The staff of the Daily Bugle who witnessed and recorded the whole process of how Deadpool captured Spider-Man, after seeing Deadpool waving to them, immediately flew over to catch Deadpool and his results. to the plane.

"Deadpool... sir?" The field reporter on the helicopter held the microphone nervously and excitedly. He looked at the deadpool in front of him who had made the industry fearful, and asked cautiously, "May I ask, how did you catch the spider?" The Hero and this Doctor Octopus?" Their helicopter came late, and they only saw the process of Deadpool catching Spider-Man, and they didn't know what happened before.

"Well! It's a great honor!" Qin Xiaozhu spread her hands towards the camera and said, "After all, this little spider is a little tender, I pretended to be with him first, and helped him catch the stinky octopus, haha This octopus is nothing more than that! I really don’t understand how such a useless guy with no fighting power has the nerve to come out and be a villain. Oh! Closer to home, after I defeated this stinky octopus with Little Spider, the friendship of the battle allowed me to gain his trust , and then I tricked him into getting his important weapon, you see it is this!" Qin Xiaozhu said, she showed the spider web launcher on her wrist, and then continued, "After I tricked him into getting his weapon, I just Bind him with his weapon, ha ha! You can't think of such a powerful scheme!"

"...Uh...Mr. Deadpool is really amazing..." Even though he has a strong professionalism as a reporter on the spot, Plassenwood still sighed for a long time before he insincerely praised the coquettish Deadpool in front of him.Although Plassen Wood praised Deadpool, he scolded him several times in his heart. He was so fucking shameless. He cheated Spider-Man's trust and stabbed him in the back. He said so proudly. If he had the ability, he would definitely take The knife stabbed him several times!

And the cameraman who was recording on the spot, after taking pictures of Spider-Man's spider web launcher tricked by Deadpool's wrist, the camera kept zooming down, and took a close-up of the red lace skirt on his waist. Damn, he actually Also put a few Poss together!Damn it's hot eyes!

The photographer felt that his tears had been smoked out, but for the sake of his professional ethics and the belief that everyone should be hot together, he set up the camera, found a good angle, and tried his best to make Deadpool the most shameless, coquettish and hottest eyes The posture is photographed.

Peter, who was thrown on the helicopter floor, looked at Xiaozhu's appearance. He bowed his body and buried his face in heartache. He knew that Xiaozhu did this to tarnish Deadpool's reputation, although Deadpool's reputation was originally No, but the transvestite Deadpool wearing a lace red skirt, this is an insult to his personality, should he stand up and stop her?

And even though Xiao Zhu has now turned into a dead waiter, and the person who lost her is a dead waiter, but he knows that she is Xiao Zhu.Just thinking about it, Peter felt that this was really ridiculous.

"Uh..." Peter curled up and groaned on the floor to tell everyone present that Spider-Man woke up.

"Hey! Little Spider!" After hearing Spider-Man's voice, Deadpool was the first to react. He rode on Spider-Man's waist and said condescendingly, "Don't move around, I'm going to take you to Jameson to ask for a reward!" According to the plot, Peter didn't wake up until she asked Jameson for the reward, and he was sparing no effort to destroy the image of Deadpool Qin Xiaozhu was in a hurry, she suddenly Riding on his waist, remind him not to move around.

Everyone in the helicopter was dumbfounded except for the captain who flew the plane...

Look...it looks so skilled...

The transvestite Deadpool loves to be coquettish and flirtatious. Combined with the scene just now, the reporter on the scene gave full play to his imagination like the stars and the sea, and blockbuster action movies came to mind spontaneously. In the end, everyone suddenly realized that the original death Waiter is gay!

Peter was also stunned. He originally wanted to stop Xiaozhu from going on like this, but who knew that just as he pretended to wake up, Xiaozhu rode on him, and she even threatened him not to let him move. He is very nervous now. I want to faint again!He really regretted waking up at this time: "You, Deadpool, you insidious and cunning guy! Let me go!" Peter, who was riding on Xiaozhu, was stunned for a while before he realized. He started to move, trying to break free from Xiaozhu's restraint.

"Hey hey! Didn't I tell you not to move around?" Qin Xiaozhu noticed that Peter was moving again, she jumped off him immediately, and then continued to shoot spider silk, sticking Peter firmly to the floor of the helicopter, and then Turning to the reporter who interviewed her, she said, "Notify your boss and ask him to prepare 100 million cash for me. I caught Spider-Man for him."

"Uh... yes! I'll notify the boss right away!" Seeing that Spider-Man was firmly glued to the floor, he was so frightened that he quickly dismissed the action movie in his mind, and then connected to the boss's phone. Call, "Hey boss, I'm Plassen Wood, Deadpool said he wanted 100 million cash, and he caught Spider-Man!"

"What! He caught Spider-Man!" After Jameson received the news that Deadpool was going to catch Spider-Man, he immediately sent Plassen Wood to the scene. He didn't expect Spider-Man to be caught by Deadpool arrive!

"Yes, he's on the helicopter." Plassenwood pulled his earphones out, and then rubbed his poor ears.

When Jameson heard Prasenwood say that Spider-Man was in his helicopter, he immediately stood up and asked, "In the helicopter? Is his mask still there?"

Plassenwood didn't expect the stingy boss to be concerned about this issue. He looked at Spider-Man with only one head exposed, nodded and said, "It's still there."

"Okay!" Jameson patted the table and said, "I'll get 100 million ready right away. None of you can touch the Spider-Man's hood. Bring him to my office. I'll be the first to take it off." The person with the Spider-Man mask!" Jameson hung up Plassenwood's phone after finishing speaking, and then he connected to the secretary's phone outside and said, "Lena! Inform the finance, prepare 100 million cash immediately, and send it to Come to my office!"

After Jameson hung up the phone, he kept walking around in the office. The identity of Spider-Man cannot be discovered by others. This is a favor he owes him.Thinking about it, Jameson immediately called the police station, and when the financial person brought the money, he called Plassenwood again and asked, "Hey, Plassenwood, where are you guys! Why haven't I seen you yet?"

"Immediately! I'll be there soon!" Plassenwood looked nervously at Spider-Man who was glued to the floor. He was starting to regret it now. He didn't want Deadpool to bring Spider-Man to the boss. Spider-Man is a hero. In order to save the people on the train, he once used his body as a medium to stop the high-speed train. It is said that he was going to die at that time, but for the sake of the people on the train, he was still taken away by Doctor Octopus.Could it be that he just watched Spiderman being exposed by his boss today?The cameraman Lucas looked at Plassenwood who was walking towards the captain. He quietly turned off his camera, then stood up to block Plassenwood who was walking forward, and grabbed the helicopter with his hands by the way.

Plasson Wood walked up to the captain. Although he didn't go back to fly the helicopter, he could understand a little bit as he often rides in the helicopter. Lift it up, and go to step on the helicopter's pedals.

The helicopter, which was flying steadily, suddenly flew upwards. Everyone in the helicopter, except Spiderman, who was stuck on the ground and could not move, fell towards the tail of the helicopter. Captain Claire was startled by Plassen Wood. He saw The helicopter was about to hit the building next to it, and quickly avoided the joystick from Plassenwood's hand, and then stepped on the pedal to let the helicopter fly to the left.Claire saw that Plassenwood was still trying to grab the joystick in his hand, and he quickly reprimanded him loudly: "What are you doing! This is very dangerous!"

"We can't let Spider-Man get caught by the boss." After Claire yelled, Plassenwood didn't grab the control stick in his hand because they were about to crash into the building.

Qin Xiaozhu was thrown down suddenly by the photographer, and the helicopter was about to crash into the building. She saw Peter trying to break free from the spider silk, so she immediately threw the photographer aside, opened the helicopter door and ran out. She ran to the plane Pushing the building with both feet in front of the head, he pushed the helicopter to the left vigorously, and finally pushed the helicopter out before the helicopter was about to hit the building.After Qin Xiaozhu pushed the helicopter away, she immediately jumped into the helicopter again, and this time she glued together the disturbing reporter, the comatose cameraman, and Peter who had broken free from the spider's silk: "You guys better be honest, You don't want your children to lose their father today, do you? I don't mind a few more lives!" After Qin Xiaozhu finished speaking, she looked at Peter, if it wasn't because the helicopter was about to hit the wall, they didn't have time to go Fuck Peter, they're out.

Peter turned his head away guiltily. Just now he was watching Xiao Zhu rescue the plane, and then he lay back obediently, hoping that she would not find out.

After Qin Xiaozhu's threat, the captain Claire, who was a little loose at first, didn't dare to move his mind anymore. It didn't take long for him to drive the helicopter to the parking platform of the Bugle Daily Building.Qin Xiaozhu asked the captain to contact Jameson, and then she said to Jameson on the other end of the phone: "Old guy Jameson, I have brought you back the Spider-Man you wanted, but he was stuck in the helicopter by me." Come on, come up with your money, I will save his hood for you!" Qin Xiaozhu hung up the phone after she finished speaking, she believed that Jameson would definitely come up.

"Asshole!" Jameson's phone was hung up by Deadpool. He didn't want to be threatened by him at all, but thinking of Spider-Man, he still walked angrily to the parking platform with money.

When Jameson walked to the helicopter, he saw that Spider-Man, Plassen Wood and Lucas were glued together, and Captain Claire was standing next to the helicopter.

"Boss." Claire saw Jameson approaching, he quickly shouted, this Deadpool is simply too scary, he was the one who pushed the helicopter that was about to hit the building just now, and he just squeezed it away Can crush them to death.

"You go down first." Jameson didn't look at Claire, but stepped on the ladder to the helicopter.

Claire knew that the boss wanted to see Spider-Man alone. Deadpool was in the helicopter. He didn't send a reminder to the boss. He could only say that the boss was careful, and left the parking platform.

Jameson threw the money box in his hand to Deadpool, and said, "Okay, you can go now!"

Qin Xiaozhu took the money box thrown to her by Jameson, she did not leave immediately, but said: "Hey old guy, don't be so heartless, I caught Spider-Man for you anyway, I want to be with you too Take a look at what he looks like, don't worry! I won't take your fun of taking off his mask!"

"Get out! I've already given you the money. Without my permission, you can't stay here, and you don't have the right to see what he looks like." Jameson wanted to drive Deadpool away, and this was his territory.

"Boss." Seeing that the boss was confronting a mercenary, Plassenwood quickly reminded him in a low voice.

"Shut up Plassenwood, I haven't settled your debt with you yet." Jameson scolded Plassenwood before he opened his mouth, "You take my money and want to replace this crawler Do something, you might as well not come tomorrow."

Jameson's words immediately made Plassenwood shut up. If he talks again, the boss will definitely fire him.

"If you don't leave, I'm going to call the security." Of course, Jameson didn't call the security, but the police he notified. He knew that Deadpool was very difficult to deal with. , he has to take some other means, this is a favor he owes Spider-Man.After Deadpool is driven away, Officer Li of the police station will give him face and not pursue Spider-Man.Then he can wait for the spider silk to melt with Plassenwood, and when Plassenwood leaves, he will take off Spider-Man's mask, and he can escape easily.

"Tsk tsk! Old guy, you speak so badly!" After Qin Xiaozhu finished speaking, she suddenly laughed again, "Haha, since you have already given me the money, of course I will leave, but I still want to bring some money before I leave. Something else!" Qin Xiaozhu said, she grabbed Peter who was glued to the helicopter floor by her, pulled him off the floor, and then said: "I took the little spider away, goodbye old guy, don't send it away! "