[Comprehensive] Your friendly neighbor

Qin Xiaozhu hugged the quilt and rolled happily on the bed. She endured it for so long and finally ate Peter. She closed her eyes and recalled the scenes of them on the chair, on the table and on the bed. Peter was so brave. Attacking, she couldn't stand it anymore.Qin Xiaozhu thought about reaching into the quilt and rubbing her sore waist and legs. She thought that in addition to practicing spells, she would have to exercise her body more, otherwise, when she and Peter double cultivated in the future, she would Will be exhausted soon...

Tasting the forbidden fruit for the first time made Peter both excited and excited. After he got home and greeted Aunt May, he rushed upstairs.

Mei saw Peter in a hurry, and she shouted downstairs: "Hey Peter, what are you in such a hurry for? Has Mr. Wilson's child been found? Where's Qin? Why didn't she come back with you? Tonight What do you want to eat?"

Faced with Aunt Mei's series of questions, Peter, who was about to return to his room, returned to the edge of the stairs and said, "We won't eat dinner, Mr. Wilson's child has been found, and he invited us to dinner, and Qin has gone back to his home." .By the way, Aunt Mei, I have to make up for the afternoon class because the school has to evacuate urgently, so you don’t need to worry about me.”

Mei listened to Peter's words, she was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Oh, well, I just have a piano lesson to teach today, you should study hard at home, don't study too late, I will leave as soon as I get ready."

"Follow Mrs. Parker!" Peter answered Aunt May, opened the door and walked into his room.The smell in the room did not completely dissipate. Peter, who just opened the door, was overwhelmed by the smell in the room. He stood at the door in a daze. his brain.

"Huh!" Peter exhaled, he closed his door, and walked into the bedroom he was very familiar with.His chair was the first place to be attacked. Not only was the armrest of the chair broken by him, but there were blood stains left by Qin on it, and the dark red blood soaked his sponge seat cushion.His originally neatly arranged tabletop was piled aside indiscriminately by him, and the sheets and quilt on his bed were even more messed up by them.

God, it would be terrible if Aunt May saw this.Mr. Peter quickly put away the books and computer on his desk, then removed the cushion from the chair and hid it in the closet.After he was done tidying up, he threw himself on the messy bed.The scent of Qin remained on the bed sheet. Peter pulled up the bed sheet, put it next to his nose and sniffed it vigorously. He was like an idiot. While Peter spurned such a self, he couldn't control his behavior.

Peter hugged all the things with Qin Xiaozhu's breath into his arms, lying on his side on the bed, holding them tightly, imagining that it was her in his arms.Peter thought of Qin's delicate and soft body, her skin was smoother than suet, sweet and delicate, so he couldn't put it down and couldn't extricate himself.Her body was enduring Meng Lang's attacks again and again, and it rose and fell with his movements. Because of his attacks, she enjoyed and couldn't bear the coquettish sex, and she begged him for mercy with her hoarse voice.The more he thought about it in his mind, the more empty Peter felt in his heart, and the stronger his desire to see her.

"God!" Peter hugged the sheets and quilt, and he sat up suddenly from the bed.He looked at the quilt and sheets that were soiled by himself again, he felt that he couldn't do this anymore, he had to go out to get some air, and he couldn't let himself fall down like this again.

Peter heard the door slam downstairs, put on his spider uniform, and slipped out of his room.

Qin Xiaozhu, who was sitting on the bed and absorbed the energy from Peter, smelled the smell coming from Peter's room. She opened her eyes and crawled to the window, just in time to see Peter running out of the window wearing his spider uniform.Impaired, she sniffed the air again, and she confirmed once again that Peter had spilled his tadpoles outside.He obviously just had sex with her, and then he fell in love again. Could it be that his energy is inexhaustible?She had clearly told him that his little tadpoles were pure energy for her cultivation, and he even scattered them outside. She absolutely cannot condone such a wasteful behavior!

Qin Xiaozhu felt that for such a serious mistake, she had to have a good talk with Peter and ask him to promise that this kind of thing would never happen again.So Qin Xiaozhu, who was unable to move, jumped from her room to Peter's room, waiting for him to discuss this issue while practicing...

It was an ordinary night in New York, the high-rise buildings were brightly lit, Peter was wandering among the steel jungles, the howling wind gradually cooled his hot body, and he regained some sanity: "Oh! Citizens! I can't believe it and now I have good news for you! Today is a great day for your good neighbor Spider-Man! Make sure you remember this big day, oh shit, I gotta do something for Let's celebrate today, I...I have to give Qin a gift that will make her happy! Give him a surprise!"

Peter said that he stopped beside his old friend Bruce. He looked at this statue friend who had been watching New York regardless of the wind and sun, and said excitedly to it: "Hey! My friend, you said I should What gift should I give her? I don't have much experience in this area." Bruce didn't answer Peter's words, he suddenly thought that he could ask on Yahoo Google and Facebook what gift he should give.

"Tina, please help me to ask my girlfriend for the first time to have sex, what gift should I give to make her happy? This question is urgent, tell them that I will wait online. By the way, Tina, please Don't forget to publish anonymously." Peter said excitedly, and after he had consulted with netizens, he could prepare a gift for Xiaozhu.

"Okay, Peter." After Peter added some programs to Tina, her address to Peter also changed. Tina edited a piece of information according to Peter's request, let him read it, and published it go out.

After the question was sent, Peter and Bruce squatted on the edge of the building, anxiously waiting for the netizen's reply.But while Peter was waiting, the New York police went out to handle the case again. Peter looked at the police cars with flashing lights below, and he wailed and said, "Oh, sorry Bruce, I can't accompany you, God, New York Can't criminals take a break? I have important things to do right now!" Although Peter said this, he jumped down and followed the police cars to see which unlucky fellow committed the crime.

Peter followed the police car and soon arrived at the scene of the crime. This was a murder case. The victim was a family living on the 58th floor of the Watson Building in Central Park.Peter lay on the glass of the balcony, watched the police investigate inside, and then listened to their analysis.

"This family was stabbed to death with a knife. The wound was smooth and almost fatal. Someone saw Deadpool arrive in New York recently. Do you think he did it?"

"If it is, it will be troublesome. Deadpool is a killer. He takes money to do things. The whole United States is looking for him, but he is still at large, this notorious guy."

"He didn't spare a single child."

Peter, who heard everything outside the window, planned to find Deadpool to ask, but before he moved, he found Deadpool who came down from the top of the building. He looked at him from top to bottom while holding the rope and said, "Surprise! !Spider, I knew I'd find you this way! Let's talk about the day's business now!"

"Deadpool! It's really you!" Peter shouted angrily when he heard Deadpool's triumphant voice, and then shot out a spider web to catch Deadpool.

"Hey!" Deadpool stepped on the glass on the wall and backed out, "How many times do you want me to apologize to you, look at this bouquet of flowers, I bought it specially, we can't talk peacefully Do you want to talk?" Deadpool put a bouquet of daisy flowers in front of him to express his apology, of course we don't care about the origin of this bunch of flowers, after all it's too wasteful to keep such fresh flowers in the trash can.

The police who were investigating in the room also heard the voices outside. They came to the balcony one after another, pointed at the Deadpool on it with their guns and said, "Deadpool, I advise you to surrender quickly, or we will not be polite. !"

"Wow!" Deadpool looked at the policeman poking his head out of the balcony, and sure enough he was the policeman's favorite wherever he went, "Little spider, you see, I pissed off these policemen just to see you , for the sake of my hard work, you should promise me!"

"Deadpool!" This time Peter was really angered by Deadpool. In order to find him, he even killed the whole family to lure him. He was simply insane!For 50, he just killed that family!Peter knew that he was responsible for the death of this family, and his heart was filled with anger towards Deadpool and hatred for himself.Peter didn't wait for Deadpool to speak again before he charged at him.

"God, what's the matter?" Deadpool thought that the meeting between him and Spider-Man would be harmonious and beautiful, but in reality, it was like this every time they met. Little Spider always treated him like an enemy. Picked a time when the little spider wasn't with his lover...wait! "Little Spider can't be because of me, your girlfriend doesn't want you! My charm is so great!" Deadpool can't think of any other reason, it must be Little Spider's lover who saw him and moved on That's why he was so angry and wanted to teach him a lesson.

Deadpool finds out that he has discovered a terrible secret, but Little Spider's lover is petite and fragile, and all he likes are plump, hot and fuck-resistant, so he won't compete with Little Spider for his girlfriend, but , if possible, the soft and strong physique of the little spider is still very suitable for his appetite.Deadpool patted the tight and elastic buttocks of the little spider, and then quickly dodged his attack: "Don't worry, little spider, I won't grab your girlfriend, but your girlfriend is so easy It’s time to change your mind, I suggest that you can give up her and stay with me, I can give you a new and exciting experience! Oh! You are such a cruel little spider~” Deadpool was entangled by the little spider’s silk and hit him heavily On the ground, he smashed a big hole in the asphalt road. Apart from a little pain, he didn't feel any discomfort.

"In order to lure me out, you killed that family. You are the one who is cruel!" Peter fell into deep self-blame. He was always afraid that someone would kill him if he knew his identity. family, but he ignored that someone wanted to know his true identity to kill innocent people in order to find him.

"Hey, hey! Wait!" Deadpool plucked his ears in disbelief, "What did you say? Why did you kill someone's whole family to lure you out? But I didn't think of this method." Really, this method turned out to be to find The most convenient and quick way for the little spider, who is so smart, damn it, he can't think of it at all!

"It wasn't you?" Peter, who was angry, stopped suddenly when he heard Deadpool's words. Peter gradually regained his sanity, and he asked Deadpool again, "It's really not you who killed the guy upstairs. family?"

"Of course not!" Deadpool sat up from the ground innocently. Seeing that the little spider was no longer at war with him, he ran to the little spider again. He pinched the little spider's butt and said, "You Wasn’t it because your girlfriend broke up with you just now? You really don’t want to try dating me? To be honest, except for your flat chest, everything else you meet my requirements!” Deadpool who was misunderstood Hugging the little spider and kissing him violently, he decided to tease the little spider to save his face.

"I don't have your evil hobby!" Peter broke away from Deadpool, he jumped aside like a snake, and opened a distance from Deadpool before saying, "Why did you come here? I'm sorry I didn't investigate I attacked you clearly, but how did you know there would be a murder case here?"

"Oh, it's really sad, is homosexuality really an evil hobby?" Deadpool held his heart sadly, and didn't immediately answer the little spider's question.

"No, I didn't mean that." Seeing that Deadpool misinterpreted his meaning, Peter had to explain to him, "I don't mean any discrimination against homosexuals, but I'm not gay. I just said that because of you Touched me and forced me to kiss you. Anyone who is kissed by someone they don’t like won’t feel too good. I just said that in a hurry.” Such blatantly flirting with others is evil no matter how you look at it hobby.

"God, I like you so much, but you don't like me, I'm going to die of grief." Deadpool knelt on the ground clutching his heart, like an abandoned widow.

"I... I didn't mean that." Peter really had no choice at this time, he hurried over to help Deadpool who was kneeling on the ground crying, "Get up quickly, so many people are watching!" Peter Seeing the crowd gathering more and more, he grabbed him anxiously and ran upstairs.

"Hey, hey!" Deadpool is stronger and taller than the little spider, so he was grabbed by the little spider and ran forward, which did not lose his majestic image, which made him how to mess around in the mercenary world in the future, so Deadpool immediately broke free from the little spider's hand, "Where are you taking me? Did you agree to my request?!"

"No, I just don't want you to embarrass me in front of so many people." Although Spider-Man usually doesn't have a good image on the news in New York City, maybe in the news tomorrow morning, he is killing the dead with Deadpool. An accomplice of the family, who was then wanted by the entire police department.

"You don't promise me..." Deadpool has worked so hard for so long, this is the first time he doesn't make money by killing people, if he had known, he would have taken the case of killing Spider-Man for commission! "If you don't agree to me, I'll go and tell them now that you have empathized and abandoned me!" Deadpool said and was about to return the same way.

"Hey! You can't do this!" Peter stopped Deadpool, he entangled him with spider webs and said, "We just met today, how could I have moved on to you!"

"Then I'll tell you that you saw me and wanted to abandon your girlfriend and me, and I'll say it in front of all the media."

"I promise you!" Peter couldn't imagine what would happen if Qin found out about this matter, so he could only agree to Deadpool first, and told him repeatedly, "I can promise you, but you have to promise that you can't Such nonsense, after this matter is completed, you will leave immediately, and don't pester me again."

"Okay, no problem!" Deadpool found that it is good to use his brain sometimes, "Then let's go now, and I will leave immediately after taking the money."

"Okay, let's go." After making an appointment with Deadpool, Peter immediately rushed to the Daily Horn with him. This Wednesday, there is Jameson's regular weekly meeting, and he should have an early morning meeting soon.

"Hey! How can you make people believe that I subdued you." Deadpool looked at the neatly dressed little spider and said.

"Don't even think about it!" Peter was wearing the spider uniform given to him by Mr. Stark. "There is only one piece of this dress in the world, and it is unique. You can't destroy it."

"That's not easy." Deadpool shrugged, "Why don't you pretend to be unconscious and I'll carry you in?"

"No, there is no fighting process, just throw you in, what if that miser Jameson doesn't believe it? If he wants to say that I found a fake Spider-Man, it's not good to renege on the debt." Deadpool Scratching his head, after all, there was someone who pretended to be Spider-Man just before.

"It's so hard that Jameson can't find out who I am." Compared to making Jameson believe that he is Spider-Man, he is more concerned about not letting Jameson know his identity, and not letting him find out that it is himself Discussed with Deadpool to cheat his money.God, this is a commercial fraud, how could he agree to Deadpool's request, he has already begun to regret it...

"We need a plan." Peter said with Deadpool.

"Let's go back today, discuss what we should do, and then how about coming?" Peter said to Deadpool. He saw Jameson walking into his office after the meeting, and felt that his decision was too hasty. up.

"Okay, let's discuss it now." Deadpool really felt that it was more suitable for him to kill and get money.

After discussing with Deadpool how to perfectly defraud Jameson of money, Peter felt that the plan would be implemented tomorrow morning. After saying goodbye to Deadpool, Peter went to the scene of the murder. At this time, the police at the scene of the murder Already gone, the family's body was also carried away, he slipped in through the window, looking for things left by the police at the scene.

"Tina, do you know who the victim is?" Peter asked about the identity of Tina's family while searching for something.

"No. 5806, Block A, Watson Building, Central Park, New York, where the Howard family lives. The male owner, Downs Howard, is 35 years old and is the research director of Watson Biotechnology Co., Ltd...."

While listening to the information Tina searched, Peter searched in the room, and suddenly he saw something red like blood on the glass window of the balcony.He interrupted Tina and said to her, "Tina, help me see what is on the window."

"Okay, Peter." Tina responded to Peter's request, zooming in on the pool of red liquid under the lens.

"The preliminary analysis is a kind of DNA with life characteristics, but because the conditions are not enough, Tina suggests that you take it back and examine it carefully." Tina's system cannot accurately distinguish things below too small macromolecules, because The liquid didn't match the chromosomes in her DNA library, so she couldn't tell what it was.

"Okay." Peter said as he was about to scrape the red liquid off the glass with something, when he heard a small sound coming from the toilet.

"Ma'am, let's get out of here quickly, this home is not safe anymore, if that scary monster comes back and finds us, it will be miserable." Since New York came to a spider queen, all the female insects in New York City have Don't dare to use the title of Queen anymore, Her Majesty the Queen of their family now calls herself Madam.

"Yes, ma'am, you ride on the minister's back quickly, we have to go now."

When Peter heard the sound of the toilet, he walked over immediately, and then he found a group of cockroaches gathering in the toilet of this group of houses.Peter thought it was funny, the murderer had to be so vicious to come back and kill the cockroaches.

"Wang... Mrs. Wang!" Mrs. Cockroach yelled out in surprise when she saw Peter walking into the toilet. After she finished shouting, she immediately cried, "Mrs. With these husbands and children, they have been living well in this building. This room is my favorite. I have always lived here, but a spider monster came suddenly this evening, and it killed everyone in this room. Humans. The spider monster must know that I am here, if it comes back to us, our family will be killed by it!"

"My husband..." Peter looked at the female cockroach surrounded by many cockroaches in embarrassment, "What spider monster are you talking about? Is it the one who killed the family?"

"It's not a human, it's a spider monster just like you, oh no, it's a spider monster with a human head!" At that time, there was only her and a cockroach in the house, and she was the only one who saw the scene of the monster killing people.

"A spider monster with a human head?" Peter repeated what the cockroach said. He thought that if Qin had not saved him, he might now become the spider monster that the cockroach said, "Okay, I know about this, I We will find that spider monster as soon as possible, but for the sake of safety, it is better for you to move to another place first."

After Peter finished talking to the female cockroach, he went back to the balcony, scraped the dried red liquid into a ziplock bag with a knife, and left Watson Building.

Peter is going to take the red liquid and go back to Dr. Connors for research tomorrow. He can go home now, but before he goes home, he has to see if anyone can answer his question.Peter opened it to find that not only had his question been answered, but many.

A netizen named Richard whose real name was verified was the first to answer him: Bastard, what’s so shameful about having sex with your girlfriend, your girlfriend gave you her first time, and you still use anonymous !Are you not online?Come out and let me teach you a lesson!

In the next few lines, this man named Richard scolded him.

However, there are also netizens who answered his questions seriously, some asked him to send flowers, some asked him to send chocolates and milk to nourish his body, and some asked him to send his girlfriend favorite things.

The last one was a netizen called "Let's break up, I need a girlfriend." He said that he had also seen this message on other websites. A typical show of affection must die quickly.

"..." Peter felt that he had done something wrong again. He asked questions online, not only did he not get a good answer, but he was also cursed.

Suddenly someone replied to his question. It was a netizen called Steel Dad. He wrote a lot of content. First of all, he congratulated him, then told him to treat his girlfriend well, and then gave him advice, let him The most important thing now is to stay with her, instead of thinking about running around and sending him away with a gift. Your girlfriend, the best gift is to give yourself to her, even just sit with her Watching the news is also wonderful.Of course, you still have to give a gift, just send a bouquet of flowers with your love poems in it, bring her favorite snacks, serve her well, and please her.Finally, I wish him and his girlfriend a happy life together forever.

After this message came out, there were more than a dozen messages with the same content in a row, and all the above replies were suppressed.

Peter looked at the swipe screen called "Steel Daddy", and there was a tendency for him to keep swiping if he didn't reply to him. He quickly asked Tina to reply him: "Thank you for your reply, respected 'Steel Daddy', your opinion It’s great, I’m so moved that I don’t know what to do, I’m going to buy a bunch of flowers and the fruit she likes now, thank you, and I wish you and your lover happiness.”

"You are really a sensible child, I wish you success!"

Peter looked at the reply on Facebook, and he walked happily to a flower shop.After buying the flowers and cherries, Peter planned to go back to his bedroom to write a love poem before going to Qin Xiaozhu, but as soon as he climbed into his bedroom, he saw the person sitting on his bed.

Peter nervously hid the flowers behind him. He looked at Qin Xiaozhu who was sitting on the bed with a guilty conscience, and said, "Xiaozhu, I bought cherries, and I'm about to send them to you."

"You smell like someone else." Qin Xiaozhu looked at Peter, and she smelled something that didn't belong to him as soon as he came in. "It stinks."