[Comprehensive] Your friendly neighbor

Peter knew that Mr. Stark and the others had gone to Clinton's house, but he didn't go there directly to find them, because it was Hawkeye's home, which belonged to his private space, and if he went there rashly, it might cause unnecessary trouble. trouble.However, everyone had evacuated to Hawkeye's house. It must be relatively safe there, which made Peter feel relieved.

While the Avengers were gearing up to take on Ultron, Peter prevented two bank robberies in New York, a highway robbery, and oh, and a few small favors for everyone that don't count.

"Deadpool is a cancer of society! The scum of mankind! A mercenary who does not keep promises! If anyone still does business with such a person, be careful and watch your wallet. I hope you will not be cheated out of all your money by him." !” Peter was sitting on the big TV in the center of the city, and on the big TV were Jameson’s warning words three times a day. Every morning, noon, and dinner time on TV, Jameson’s condemnation of Deadpool will be played three times a day, and sometimes Jameson will loop this condemnation with other news or advertisements when he is in a bad mood. Even after a while, Jameson would play the video of Deadpool on the plane, which simply aroused the hatred of all the villains in New York City towards Deadpool.

Peter should be glad that Jameson's target was finally removed from him at this time, but when he thought that all this was done because Xiaozhu pretended to be Deadpool, he was a little worried again.This plan was conceived by Deadpool and him, but it was he and another person pretending to be him who finally implemented the plan. Not only did Deadpool not get the money he wanted, but he also had to bear all the burdens. Infamy, taking advantage of others' danger, treachery, inconsistency, arrogance, shameless scum, scum and gay, etc.

Peter could even think of Deadpool's frantic face. Deadpool's notoriety was all because of him. If he came to look for him, how would he explain it to him?It has been more than a month since that deception, how should Deadpool find out about it...

"Ha! Little Spider, don't you feel a sense of accomplishment listening to this passage!" Deadpool came to New York to find out about that matter from Little Spider, but not long after he first entered New York City, he heard someone scolding That's why he came over to have a look.Since leaving New York last time, Deadpool has been searching for the entrance to the kingdom of death for more than a month, but he couldn't find the entrance. When he came back, he found that the sky outside had changed!Now that he thinks of his partner seeing his expression, he will be angry!

"Little Spider, have you thought about how to explain all this to me?" When Deadpool was talking, his speech in the helicopter was playing directly below them. He, he even suspected that that person was him!

Deadpool knows how flamboyant his actions are without looking, so he pulled out the gun attached to his waist, and beat the big screen below into dice.He decided to go to the old guy Jameson who slandered his reputation after he settled the score with the little spider.

Oh!Damn it!The tone of the people there is almost exactly like him!

"This is a misunderstanding... Mr. Deadpool?" Peter wanted to say that Deadpool came at a really bad time, because in the past, Deadpool's speeches were rarely played on the big screen at noon, and most of them were played at night of……

"Misunderstanding?" He came up with this perfect plan! "Who else but me can come up with such a perfect plan! Who do you think you hired to pretend to be me? Could it be your defeated opponent, the mysterious man? Did you and him steal my 100 million?"

"No, no, no." After hearing Deadpool's words, Peter waved his hands quickly and said, "How could I cooperate with the mysterious man? He's the villain who pretended to be me and robbed him. He's still locked up in the prison."

"It's not him?" Deadpool stared closely at Spider-Man, even though he couldn't see his expression, he couldn't escape his eyes, "Who could it be?"

"No, I don't know." Peter said "calmly" under the pressure of Deadpool.

"You just know." Deadpool knew that the little spider knew, but he was covering up that person.

"I really don't know." Even if he knew, he couldn't tell Deadpool.

"It seems that I have to take some extraordinary measures." Deadpool stretched his muscles and bones as he said, wanting to teach this little spider a good lesson, to see that he is not honest.

"It's me." Qin Xiaozhu flew down from the heads of Peter and Deadpool, and then stood beside Peter and said, "Didn't I tell you, let you stay away from him."

"Xiao...Xiaozhu?" Peter didn't notice Xiaozhu just now. Could it be that she has been watching over their heads for a long time!

"It's you!" Seeing the girl opposite, Deadpool took a step back, "You framed me!"

"What's wrong?" Qin Xiaozhu looked at Deadpool, and she said confidently, "It was you who set his mind on him first, and I'm just giving you a small warning."

"Little warning! Little warning!" Deadpool said, covering his head with his hands, as if he was accusing someone who had done heinous and excessive things to him, "You first stabbed me with your sword Killed the dice, the hornet's nest, and ruined my fame in the first life! You said this is just a small warning! You are simply a demon!"

Peter looked at Deadpool, who pretended to be a girl who was bullied by bad guys, his eyes fell to the ground. This is not the rogue Deadpool at all. In this case, looking at them is the rogue (` Δ)!

"Isn't that all what you think in your heart?" Qin Xiaozhu looked at Deadpool opposite him, and mercilessly exposed him.

"Uh..." Deadpool put down his hand covering his head, and stood up straight, "That's right, those words are indeed what I want to say, but I'm a straight man! Straight man! How can you make me like this Chasing girlfriends!" Deadpool didn't care that his business was ruined, but his friends looked at him three feet away from him and looked at him with wary eyes, which hurt him.

"I can't control this anymore." Qin Xiaozhu laughed suddenly after hearing what Deadpool said, and then continued, "So you can leave now."

"Vicious! Vicious!" Deadpool knew that the girl did this because he was joking with the little spider before and touched his ass, "Women are really narrow-minded animals, don't I just... huh!" Deadpool originally thought Didn't he just touch the little spider?But before he could speak, his head was surrounded by thick silks from the little spider.

"Thank God!" Peter has never been so grateful for his spider sense. He walked over and knocked on his big head with a diameter of one meter surrounded by his spider silk, and said loudly, "This spider silk will automatically decompose in about an hour. , then Mr. Deadpool, I’m sorry, we won’t accompany you if we have something to do.” After Peter finished speaking, he took Xiaozhu and left there, he couldn’t let Deadpool continue talking nonsense, even if Deadpool wanted to experience being sword The taste of piercing, but he didn't want to be affected by him.

"Hmm!" Deadpool's head was entangled by the spider's silk, and he couldn't open his mouth even when he saw the little spider. When he heard the little spider say he was going to leave, he spoke to the little spider. Fang Xiang shouted, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"let me go!

Deadpool yelled for a while, but his world was silent except for the darkness. When he found that the little spider had really left, Deadpool could only sit down and draw out his big knife less than 40 meters away, aiming at the spider silk on his head. grinding up...

After Peter took Xiaozhu far away, he stopped, and then he looked at Xiaozhu and said, "Xiaozhu, why did you suddenly appear here?"

"Because the bugs told me that Deadpool has come to New York and is still with you." After hearing the news, Qin Xiaozhu shrunk into an inch and went to them, but when she arrived, it seemed that they had already chatted. It's been a long time, which makes her very unhappy.

"You shouldn't have hidden it for me." Qin Xiaozhu thought of the conversation she heard when she appeared above Peter and Deadpool, it was like a bickering between lovers.

"I..." Peter felt that Xiaozhu was jealous, but Deadpool was a man!

"I just want him to know that I did this, and this is revenge for him." Qin Xiaozhu said without looking at Peter, "Anyone who wants to take my fans away from me will not Good luck."

"Wait, oh, don't do this." Peter said, he gently took Xiaozhu into his arms, and he whispered in her ear, "Look, I've always been yours, I can't let others take it I stole it from you."

"No, you're not." Qin Xiaozhu was hugged by Peter, her face rubbed against his chest and she said, "You don't just belong to me, you have everyone in your heart, even the life of the villain makes you worry about it."

"Little Beads." Peter didn't expect her to say that suddenly. He bowed his head and kissed the top of her hair and said, "They are my responsibility, but my soul and body belong to you."

"Then you are a guy who is cheating and being unfaithful to me. I have to teach you a lesson." Qin Xiaozhu put her hand on Peter's waist and said in a low voice after listening to Peter's words.

"Haha! Don't, don't, I don't dare." Peter scratched his itch with Xiaozhu, and he smiled and hid aside.

"You still dare to hide, let's see how I deal with you." Qin Xiaozhu saw that Peter avoided her, so she stretched out both hands to catch him.