Cat's house travels through the notebook of the Three Kingdoms Chapter: Academy Green Onion

"Hey ... oh oh ... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh , It was almost regarded as a college ghost story. "That's why human beings are the most annoying!" Accompanied by the sound of pounding the table from time to time, it can be seen how restless the owner of the sound is.

Xun Shuang, who should obviously maintain the quiet atmosphere of the library, is sitting on a chair at the moment, with snow water being boiled by the small red clay stove beside him, and tea powder and salt in front of him, what a leisurely scene, under the blue sky and broad daylight, Undoubtedly, it was Kong Rong's lecture time again, and Lao Mao was absent from class as usual.Holding a volume of "Tao Te Ching" in his hand, the old man remained as still as a mountain, calmly preparing to watch the old cat perform his tricks.

I saw the old cat making exaggerated tear-wiping movements while pounding on the table vigorously. If two skittles popped out of the corners of her eyes, it would be more effective. Even so, there was no tear on her face. It can be seen that she In fact, I just want to express my depression. "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

The corner of Xun Shuang's mouth twitched, only at this time, the child in front of him really looked like a child of this age, unhappy because of some trivial things, instead of being too smooth in every aspect.Xun Shuang regards the old cat as a closed disciple and the youngest daughter, so it is inevitable that he favors it a little bit. Whether it is in the Three Kingdoms or in the present, at the age of sixteen or seventeen, he is proficient in astronomy and geography, and has a good-looking Old cats who have forgotten their skills and are proficient in all nine subjects are rare breeds in the crowd, and normal teachers would like them—it is estimated that Kong Rong is an exception, so Xun Shuang hopes that the old cats will not be too sensible, and enjoy being a child fun of.After all, this world treats women far more harshly than men, although it is estimated that it is difficult for an old cat to not be completely affected by this aspect.

It seemed that the old cat was just in the tree hole, and before Xun Shuang could express her opinion, she continued, "The kind of short-lived ghost whose mental state is not normal, whose family is wild, and whose stepmother is psychopathic, ah... Ben Cats can write a dozen according to the roster, any one is better than this one..." Continued to fake crying.She is the mother-in-law looking at her son-in-law, and the more she looks at her, the happier she is. Why is Sumi Laomao picking noses and eyes at Yuan Xiheng like an idiot brother who has turned on the sister-control mode?

"You are not her parents, so you can't make decisions for her for the rest of your life." Xun Shuang poured a cup of tea for the old cat. Although the taste of fried tea is more elegant, it is better to drink a cup of tea soup similar to sesame paste to keep warm in winter.After all, they are not legitimate parents and elder brothers, so it is good to listen to them, but if they are not listened to, then it is better not to speak, so as not to increase resentment frequently. "This is the original version of "Shan Hai Jing". I read it carefully when I went back."

"Meow? Sir, shall we start studying monsters?" Isn't the "Shan Hai Jing" a record of myths and monsters?Why did Xun Shuang ask her to study this kind of content carefully? There are still derivative content in "Shangshu" that haven't been finished yet.

"The "Shan Hai Jing" records the distribution of mountains and seas in Kyushu, mineral plants, what does it have to do with ghosts?" Xun Shuang opened the already brittle silk scroll. Although the paintings on it were abstract, the old cat relied on her geographical knowledge You know, this is probably the most accurate map of the age. "As far as I know, The Classic of Mountains and Seas is a book roughly divided into four parts: The Classic of Mountains, the Classic of the Sea, the Classic of Overseas, and the Classic of the Great Wilderness, and the pictures in it have been completely lost."——This The cat's attention has been completely diverted.

After accepting the new homework assignment, the old cat has completely broken away from the previous bad mood. The fact that the "Shan Hai Jing" before the Three Kingdoms and the "Shan Hai Jing" after the Three Kingdoms are two completely unrelated books. It was surprising, and the volume in his hand was an isolated copy handed down from the pre-Qin period. Seeing that the things that were put into the museum in modern times were handed over to him as teaching materials, the old cat decided to rely on his own knowledge. Take this opportunity to connect ancient and modern times.Because China's geological structure has not undergone major structural changes in the past 800 years, many fairy mountains in legends actually exist correspondingly in reality.

Next is Zhao Shuang's "number". Even with the old cat's current level, there is no need to continue learning the ancient Chinese version of the one-dimensional equation. The old cat chose to sit in the back seat out of respect for Zhao Shuang, while Different from every time before, Tangmao deliberately chose a location away from the old cat.This time, except for those who were really nervous, everyone knew that the two cats had quarreled.Although the tree hole has been through before, it has improved a lot, but seeing the sugar cat took the initiative to sit near Yuan Xi, the low air pressure around the old cat gathered again, and in an instant, lightning and thunder made people dare not approach, although at this moment The smile on his face can be called perfect, but it still makes people feel shivers down the spine.

Afterwards, under the watchful eyes of everyone, a warrior who was not afraid of death sat next to the old cat. "What? Did you quarrel with Taibai? It's really because of Xianyi's matter." The tone was almost gloating, because most of the time on weekdays, he stays out of the matter, so it's rare to see this cat's obvious mood swings. It's really rare. .

"Sima Zhongda!" The old cat gritted his teeth and whispered the name of the person in front of him, "If you don't want to be angered by this cat, don't ask questions knowingly." The old cat's anger gauge started to rise again, giving people the feeling that it won't be able to handle the next moment will be torn apart.

Sima Yi knew that technically speaking, this kind of threat was impossible to realize, so he glanced at Yuan Xi's direction, smiled slightly, and said, "Taibai has also reached the age of governor, after all, you are not her brother, so it is impossible to protect her." lifetime."

The face that turned cold in an instant, was in line with the uncertainty that a child of this age should have, "Tch, let her be happy, I will not accompany you." She can die or live happily, or marry Yuan Xi Whether it is snatched by Cao Pi or not, it has nothing to do with this cat.Anyway, Lao Mao thinks that after being washed away by "Warring States Policy" and "Zi Zhi Tong Jian", there are very few things that can shake her.

The old cat who insisted that he had no fault on his side left the academy directly after school without even looking at Tang Mao. In the final analysis, these two are the only daughters in the family, and they were too modest or something to treat each other It is somewhat difficult.

I went to Qingjin Building alone, opened a table, and called Chuiladanchang, but it was impossible to drink.The old cat, who was used to writing brushes, held the pen in one hand and the sleeve in the other, and bang out the whole Peacock Flying to the Southeast. After drying, he handed it to Du Liniang. It was the last draft before closing the pen for the Chinese New Year.After Du Liniang read it, she frowned and said, "Why are both husband and wife dead?" In the New Year's Eve, you give people a search for the deserted, desolate and miserable, isn't it intentional to find it unpleasant?

"It's just that I'm in a bad mood. I put the things here. This is the work of Anonymous. If it is spread in time, it can prevent the tragedy from happening. After all, for now, this matter may only be halfway done." Although Peacock Flying Southeast It is a famous story through the ages, but she may not think highly of Jiao Zhongqing, a filial son, if she says divorce, she will get divorced, why don't you marry your mother.The news of the peacock flying southeast spread, Jiao's mother's harsh reputation spread all over the country, but Jiao Zhongqing's reputation should not be desired, this is a troubled world, what is needed is a sharp official who can make decisions, not hang on to the mother's belt A filial son, if his ears are too soft, he can't do big things.

After the account of Lubolang and Glass, it is not so important for the old cat whether to continue to copy Tang poetry and Song poetry to earn money. However, under Du Liniang's strong request, Liu Sanbian will still pay monthly. The manuscript was used as the signboard of Qingjin Building to ensure its attractiveness to literati.Therefore, the old cat who was not very happy today chose to make everyone unhappy with her.

Not long after, Sima Yi came upstairs, "I didn't see you in the Green Wave Corridor, so I knew you were here. Qi Qing, you are very elegant." Quite voluntarily, Sima Yi sat down at the table, Facing the diva who kept flirting with her eyes, she laughed and teased, "Come here for two altars of apricot blossoms. Mr. Liu is in a bad mood today, so I will give up my life to be with the gentleman, and I won't return until I'm drunk."

"Just give him an altar, and give him a pot of Pu'er." Due to the huge gold-absorbing effect, tea leaves from western Yunnan pass through the Shu Road and come to Luoyang, and only Pu'er is the most convenient way to make tea. The long-term preservation is good for long-distance transportation. Although it is a bit sad, the quality is top-grade, which can be regarded as making up for the old cat's regret.

Sima Yi slapped the seal of the wine jar, and said with a smile, "It's you and not me who is in a bad mood, right? As the saying goes, Du Kanger is the only one who can relieve worries. Why, don't you even give me this bit of face?" What's the advantage, that is, just like the red light district, there are grades one, two, three and four. The upper class will not just do skin and meat business in broad daylight, and there are corresponding glasses for all kinds of wine.For example, the amber Fenjiu after filtering is now being served in a jade bowl.

"Lanling fine wine and tulips, jade bowls filled with amber light. But it makes the owner drunk, and I don't know where is another land." It is obviously a heroic poem, but the old cat insists on singing a feeling of being in a foreign land. Liao Luo felt, "Wine is good wine, huh~ It's a pity that no matter how beautiful this place is, it will never be my hometown. Zhong Da, do you know? In fact, the principle of the so-called worry-relieving Dukang is that alcohol will prompt the brain to secrete excitatory substances in the early stage, but in the long run, its substitution effect will inhibit the function of the brain, reduce the judgment ability of the brain, and have certain damage to the brain. Obviously If you know that it is harmful to your body but cannot restrain yourself from drinking it, I feel that such a person is not qualified to participate in this troubled world." Well, in fact, what the old cat wants to say is that people who know it is harmful but do not restrain themselves have no right to rule the world qualifications. ——Actually, this is the idea of ​​the four sisters in Legend of Chuanglong. "However, I appreciate your kindness." Raising a glass to Sima Yi, the old cat accepted Sima Yi's favor, although the latter had some gloating interests in it.

Sima Yi was not too polite, and poured himself a drink, with a bit of persuasion in his words. He said that at present, Tangmao is on the rise, and if he insists on turning it around, it will not be beautiful. If you are in love with each other, you might as well make it happen.In particular, he was very concerned about the old cat's sudden change from letting go to categorically denying it.As a friend, Yuan Xi is a good choice both in terms of appearance and family background, but there are certain problems in character.

Lao Mao did not deny Sima Yi's statement. As the ex-husband of Empress Cao Pi, Yuan Shao's second son, although he was born to his wife, his status as a descendant guaranteed his status and treatment. Far overwhelmed his advantages.Especially in the mate selection criteria of the girls in Shanghai, the father who favors the youngest son, the cruel stepmother, the awkward identity, the unstable personality, and the final thing is, the scheduled death, unless the old cat has a deep hatred with the sugar cat, otherwise, no I will not agree with Tangmao choosing Yuan Xi.

"He looks great?" The old cat's tone seemed a little surprised, "Aren't they all two eyes, a nose and a mouth? What's so good about it?" The old cat whose recognition of human appearance has been adjusted to below the normal level said that she was very impressed. Human beings can't comprehend aesthetics, "I'm obviously not as handsome as a cat." (In these days, handsome is not called handsome, and there is absolutely no commendation for being handsome, evil, evil, silk, crazy, handsome, cool, etc.).If the old cat is really a real son, it will be more in line with the aesthetics of Shanghai, and it will never lose to Jiao Mao's beauty when he was young (although he is not as handsome as Zhan Mao), and his knowledge of astronomy and geography , Gentle and considerate gentleman demeanor to women, excellent grades in school, and standard old Shanghai style taste, standard Prince Charming reserve - the above summary of Totoro.It's a pity that in this era, sugar cats show that they prefer muscular models, so the old cat has no choice but to do so.

"Cough cough...cough..." Sima Yi immediately lost blood and fell to the ground because of the mental attack of the old cat. Have you ever seen someone who looks different from this?Desperate!Sima Yi said that he was really desperate for the old cat's ability to recognize people. Ding Yi's one-eyed dragon is really not the mainstream aesthetic of this era, okay?He took a closer look at the cat in front of him, and it was indeed a handsome young man, but the problem was - Wannian was underage.He said meaningfully to the old cat, "Qiqing, you are still young." The old cat wanted to slap him immediately.According to Sima Yi's introduction, although beautiful boys are also a recent fashion trend, due to the lack of security in troubled times, higher force values ​​are more popular, and muscular models are also among the best sellers. Although it is not short, but compared to Yuan Xi, it is too thin and its force value is too low, so it is obviously weak.And taking a step back, Yuan Xi is also good-looking, in good health, and has no bad habits (the old cat said that this point needs to be discussed).

"The facial features are indeed in the correct position, this cat admits it." The old cat accepted Sima Yi's statement, "But even if you are not Yuan Xianyi's opponent in a direct conflict, if you give me time, I guarantee that I will live longer than him There are a lot of them." He is a DPS and Jinshan Ranger, so he doesn't fight hand-to-hand with MT.

The author has something to say: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival Jiageng, looking up to the sky and smiling

There were so few comments in the last chapter, where did everyone go?

Star eyes begging for paw prints~

The tourism festival went to Xijiao Park, and the animals actually went to a meeting, or they were just sleeping and bored.Saw a cat posing as a monkey at Monkey Mountain.