Cat's house travels through the notebook of the Three Kingdoms Chapter: Academy Green Onion

"It's not always possible to take the lead based on history. This time, if Ben Mao and Zhong Da didn't arrive in time, you would die in this era. If you don't want to replace Zhen Mi's fate, stay away from Yuan Xi."

Tangmao seemed a little uneasy. After hearing Lao Mao's words, she stood up from her seat and rubbed the ground gently with her toes. Her eyes were eager and hesitant, "Old Mao, I... He's not in this relationship—it's just that he can't just leave that person alone." Tangmao couldn't even figure out why this happened. The relationship between her and Yuan Xi couldn't be explained clearly in one or two sentences. That person It's very dangerous, I know it clearly, he is the kind of person who will drag you into the water even when he is dying.It's just that she couldn't leave the man with an indescribable smile who would protect her behind at critical moments.This may be some kind of fetter, some kind of temporary heartbeat, but even she herself knows clearly that the relationship between them is far from reaching the point of being called love.

"Originally this matter was your private matter and had nothing to do with this cat, but now he poses a threat to your safety. —— How many times did you wake up last night? After I suppressed those unclean things and point In the case of Anshenxiang?”

"You know everything?!" Tangmao looked up in surprise, and met the old cat's calm eyes.

"The sound insulation here is not that good. You should know some things. I just remembered recently why this cat has an impression of the name 'Yuan Xi' even though I haven't read his biography. It's because of him But the ex-husband of the famous Zhen Mi was finally killed by Gongsun Kang of Liaodong together with Yuan Shang, and was the victim of Guo Fengxiao's plan to drive away wolf and tiger. How... Tang, you are ready to be with that 'this woman is beyond words' Did Zhen Jiyi realize that she was short and replaced it? Then when the city of Yecheng was broken, she was dedicated to Cao Pi by the Liu family and became a member of the harem. Or became one of the concubines whose name he didn't even remember I don’t need to explain the importance of the right family. Cinderella is the original match of the nobles who are enough to match the prince. The drama of the sparrow turning into a phoenix is ​​suitable for Korean dramas, but in this era..." The old cat said, and Xun Shuang education - a gentleman respects the virtues of others, and promotes the beauty of others, not to flatter;

"So what, even if you and I are not REDIII, we won't be as poor as the heroines of those stick dramas. Even in this era, the rank ratio is six hundred stones (I made a mistake before, the rank ratio is two thousand stones) Doctors don’t exist, and you can’t get this salary too often.) Doctor.” In the original world, he belonged to a well-off intellectual family, but in Shanghai, there are far fewer high-ranking officials than emperors, and their families are more well-matched. Most of them are in terms of family assets and educational background, which are not related to official characters, but Tangmao really doesn't feel that his family background is poor.However, at this moment, Tang Mao just subconsciously refuted Lao Mao's words, and did not think of talking about marriage.

The old cat's fan was on her lips, her eyes were cold and disapproving. Unlike Tangmao, she had a deeper understanding of this era, especially under the guidance of Xun Shuang, she had a deeper understanding of the "Zhou Li" that Li referred to. In her opinion, she has a preliminary understanding of "Rituals" and "Book of Rites", and she also has a better understanding of what kind of ethnic group the so-called gentry is. "His Yuan family is the fourth generation and the third prince, but most of them were slaughtered by Dong Zhuo, and his disciples and old officials are all over the world. This alone is enough to make Han Fu hand over Jizhou. How bright do you want to be? Zhen Ji's father is an official After Zhenhan, the Taibao of Two Thousand Stones, we have only just gained a firm foothold in Xudu, and even our household registration was forged by Guo Jia. Only in places like Cao Cao, where the rule of law is enforced, can we have a chance to make progress. It is the Three Kingdoms, not the capital city, not our home field. Everything that constitutes what we are now will take 800 years. Or do you say that you have already made up your mind and abandoned everything in the past, abandoning your parents and your past identity? With that Yuan Xianyi. What's more, that guy is doomed to die, do you want to live and die with him?" Compared with the so-called high-ranking officials now, Yuan Xi's family background is called a real high-ranking official. Look, there are many people who have taken the position of Sangong, and it is a famous family that has stood for a hundred years, which has more gold content than those upstarts in later generations. Although Yuan Shao looks a bit stupid compared to Cao Cao, he can sing "" Compared with the group of "one person, one female student" who made a fortune, they are much more noble in terms of family style and upbringing.

The old cat paused, and then continued, "Even if the issue of family status is no longer a problem, at most it is the result of Boss Cao and Mrs. Ding. Even if you abandon the original world to be with him, in the future, He will still bring everyone in for the sake of the balance of power. Are you sure you want to change to the house fighting route? Besides, judging from the recent progress, his family is fighting so fiercely. It will be defeated by Cao Cao in two years. Obviously, it is a loss-making business. , are you sure that this kind of life is what you want? Without a strong enough natal family as the backing, our prospects are bleak, not to mention that Yuan Xi's stepmother brutally killed all his concubines after Yuan Shao's death. Then According to Zhen Mi's life trajectory, marrying Cao Pi again, having children for him and then being rejected by him, ah, what a wonderful prospect." The tone without ups and downs, slightly pleasant malice, seemed extraordinarily cruel at the moment , to fully dig out what was covered up by a sudden heartbeat, Tang, do you like him enough to give up yourself?

"Don't say any more..." Tang Mao lowered his head, and suddenly burst out, "Old cat, don't say any more!" The old cat's voice was so calm that it was almost cold, and its calm attitude was calm. As if she was reciting a text, what she stated was just the unchanging truth recorded in the book, and had nothing to do with her true attitude, so it seemed that there was no room for change, which made it even more hurtful.Because for the listener Tangmao, no matter what she thinks, the facts of the statement to the old cat are like a mountain, lying in front of her, but she is just like what the old cat said. powerless.

"Old cat, I'm not you...I'm not like you. Even someone else's sincerity can be discarded like a piece of trash!" After Tangmao finished speaking, she slammed the door hard and ran out straight away. , and what she was referring to was the fact that Lao Mao burned Zhou Yu's letter to prevent Cao Cao's suspicion.

"Sincerely? For me, he is not important enough to make me give up the whole world, and it is the same for him." The old cat stayed alone in the room, his expression did not change at all, he just closed his eyes gently. With the fan in his hand, facing the direction of the door, "Anyway... whatever you want."

On the table by the window, the handkerchief that seemed to be placed there by the owner was shining with a strange luster under the moonlight. On the white silk, the words embroidered with silk thread of the same color were faintly visible, "Jianjia is pale, white dew For Shuang," the font is vigorous and powerful, like a dragon swimming, while on the other side, there is a line of completely different handwriting, flowing in clouds and flowing water, elegant and elegant, embroidered exactly, "The so-called Yiren is on the side of the water."

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Taking advantage of the early night, the old cat knocked on the door of Ren Hongchang's courtyard despite the chill. The outer courtyard was divided into two small courtyards on the left and right, with men on the left and women on the right, maintaining the school's practice of separating dormitories.After throwing a bosom furnace to Diaochan, the old cat suddenly realized that the two currently exposed genders are different, coughed lightly, and said, "Miss Ren, although I know the timing is wrong, but I may need professional help." Opinion." In the middle of the night, there is a saying about dating a beautiful woman in the middle of the night, according to Zhen Liuyong. They are all mothers. Apart from being able to make up a beautiful picture of a talented man and a beautiful woman on the outside, the real content has nothing to do with romance, especially when one is holding a bosom.

Due to the need to cope with the competition, the old cat has a good grasp of the meaning of the idiom Li Xia in Guatian. Although it is so cold that she wants to sneeze, she still calls the legendary Diaochan crush—perhaps it should be Sister Diaochan in terms of age. Yes, I dragged it to the living room used for discussion, and then opened the door wide to show integrity and prevent carbon monoxide poisoning by the way.The messy old cat in the wind was thinking about whether to ignore the structural gap between China and foreign countries, and directly build a fireplace, and threw a few pieces of charcoal into the brazier, almost subconsciously facing Diao Chan's embarrassing appearance. I let go of my eyes, "Actually, what I want to ask is how long does it take from the start of dopamine secretion to the disappearance of metabolism?"

"?" Diao Chan, whose real name is Ren Hongchang, felt that she was speaking Chinese just now, so why did she feel like she was listening to Martian dialect? "What do you mean by Qiqing?" When Guo Jia sent her here, she was not a servant. She was originally a female official in the palace, so she was naturally a good family member. She had an unreasonable idea that it was all right for her family to raise an idler, but according to her usual image, it might hinder Ren Hongchang's reputation. It happened that Lao Mao lacked a housekeeper here, so she arranged Diao Chan here on a whim, and Guo Jia The skill of knowing people also passed the test, and he saw that the two were reliable in the general direction, so he asked Ren Hongchang to match each other by their names.

The young man in front of him looked serious and asked seriously, but under the suspicious eyes of Miss Diao Chan, he suddenly realized that the descriptive words he used had a huge generation gap with people from the Three Kingdoms. Words that the ancients could understand. "I want to ask how long does the estrous period of human beings last?"

Ren Hongchang immediately understood the true meaning of Guo Jia's saying that it was safe to settle here—except that the two cats looked underage and lacked the prerequisites for committing crimes, the thinking circuits of these two cats were also beyond the comprehension of normal people.At this age (thirteen or fourteen years old in Diao Chan's eyes), young people are just at the age of first love, a little ignorant, curious about love, but from now on, this Liu Yong is not the style of Liu Xiahui's descendants .This young man who can write the most touching words, is not as gentle as he shows when he thinks about the word love. "Hold your hand and grow old together, isn't that known to everyone?" Diao Chan looked at the old cat, but he didn't look at her, but looked at another person through her.

But the cat's words immediately dispelled those lingering feelings. The boy tilted his head, looked a little childish, and showed a troubled expression, and said, "Forever? I see scientific research shows that the shelf life of this substance seems to be in years. Calculated, according to your understanding, how long does the impulsive period that inherently reduces intelligence and judgment ability last? The most important thing is, is there any way to eliminate this negative influence from external interference? " In the old cat It seems that if you want to explain "love" in terms of words, it must be a debuff with a halo of mental retardation. The analysis I have seen on the documentary channel is that hormones are secreted for the reproduction of offspring, which reduces human intelligence and judgment. Ignoring all the shortcomings and shortcomings of the other party is the same as the estrus mechanism of animals.And this effect is a fatal threat to them who have fought in non-native lands for 800 years. , but its own wisdom.

The old cat didn't finish his sentence, but what a smart person Diao Chan is, Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu were both played by her in the applause, the old cat's incomprehensible questions, and the troubled expression showed that the person who was troubled by love was not the one in front of him at all. The young man with insightful eyes is the one "he" cares about.Diao Chan also noticed the true meaning of what the old cat wanted to ask. "Qiqing wants to ask, but is it about slaves and obedience?" (Almost wanted to hit Fengxian ==)

"Actually... this cat just wants to know the fastest effective method to get rid of this kind of emotion that affects intelligence. If there is any offense, please forgive me. No, forget it, Hongchang, you just think I have a convulsion Just ignore me." The old cat scratched his head with his fan in embarrassment, and when he said this, the indifference impression he gave people before completely disappeared.Then she said with some resentment, "Today, the Japanese cat has accomplished a major event. Judging from various values, it is a matter of great merit. It's just that the result is at the cost of one person's sacrifice. If you let it go No matter, that person only has a few years to live, and the result of this cat's intervention seems to have solved the misunderstanding and got a happy ending. In fact, I pushed that person into the fire pit with my own hands. I clearly know that she hates it the most. What is it, but her daughter's future is used to force her to go back, facing this most unwilling situation, just because it can create a layer of safety barrier. It is said that it is repentance, but everyone knows that the world is easy to change, and the nature It's hard to move. After this, her situation will only become more difficult, and all this is caused by this cat. I should advise her to forget the past, find a better one, and start a new life. This is what is right for her The best thing to do, but for the safety of my family, I made the opposite decision." The old cat looked at his clean hands, with a trace of confusion in his eyes, "Hongchang, in your opinion , Is it better to stay in love with each other, or to forget each other? Is it right or wrong for this cat to do so?"

For the old cat's thoughtfulness, Diao Chan felt the kindness in it, good upbringing and respect for women made Diao Chan believe that when the boy in front of him grows up, he will be welcomed by many beauties, but at present, it seems that some places are still young cute.Diao Chan raised the corners of her mouth, with a firm smile in her smile, "I don't regret meeting Feng Xian!" Even if they could only be together for such a short time, even if he had many problems in the eyes of outsiders, to her, it was An encounter worth remembering for a lifetime.Under the moonlight, that smile is overwhelming the country and the city, and the beauty of the closed moon and shameful flowers is so beautiful that it takes one's breath away.In the eyes of the old cats from modern times, this world has many inconveniences. However, this era also has its unique charms, the heroes and beauties shining in the long river of history, the love promised by life and death, The unhesitating loyalty, the legendary figure that can no longer be found after time flies, the touching emotion that burst out in the short life of human beings, and the devotion to the concept of the country that has not yet been clarified blood. "Qi Qing, you are still young, when you meet the right person, you will understand."

"Forget it, if it's at the cost of reducing judgment and intelligence, then it's better to wait until the cat comes home and completes the college entrance examination. I'm not sensitive to playing this game now." The old cat clenched his hand and became Fist, as if a certain decision was made, "Since it is the judgment made by this cat based on the situation, there is no reason to regret it. At worst, I will find a way to solve the troubles later. If you combine the wisdom of so many counselors In addition, our plug-ins can't solve it. Even Mary Su's mentally retarded aperture is not so magical. The struggle history of a poor heroine is the story I hate the most. If this can't be solved, everyone jumps together Forget about Huangpu."

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In fact, the old cat forgot to say something, if the sugar cat is really RED-II, RED-III, then it is impossible to marry the gentry, because as long as you check the three generations of these ancestors, there are many elements of three religions and nine streams, individual intellectuals His descendants were wiped out in that era long ago, and the rest were those who were forbidden to take the exam in the imperial examination.So there is no need to talk about regular wives, even noble concubines.

The author has something to say: this chapter was written under various rleaxing classic background music, so the noise is not intense at all, should I listen to various marching songs when writing?The old cat has all kinds of entanglements because it sees too clearly. The dialect version of the word to explain love is: I want to find my mother when I come home late. 2333.

Cats with high IQ and low EQ can't afford to be hurt.

It was originally an update on June [-]st, but the dialogue between Diao Chan and Lao Mao always felt weird. I have been thinking about it. Although it was written, it still feels not right. If you see something strange or OOC, you must follow D explain.

The update time is a bit subtle, and I don't know if it will become a month-to-month day.

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In fact, what makes D the most resentful is that no one can see the problem because it is so rare to write JQ.

The reeds are green, the dew is frost was indeed written by Gong Jin, but the last two sentences were not written by him!

Everyone who doesn't read the text carefully in BS.crawled to sleep

☆, Wanhua in the mirror: Laomao's use and maintenance manual

**congratulations!**

You already have the enviable possession of the senior breed in the World Famous Cat Illustrated Book——Old Cat (Nine-Life Millennium Cat)

Please follow the tips in this manual to use, and your old cat will bring you an unparalleled high-quality life!

Note: D Home Technology Co., Ltd. is not responsible for any consequences caused by your failure to read and follow the safe operation procedures for handling your old cat.

**Install**

When your senior cat comes into your hands, she should be fully equipped and full of energy.Please check that you have all of her attachments (see below) and that you have received the correct version of the old cat.

Accessories:

Your old cat is equipped with the following accessories:

1) A set of school uniform and sportswear in Shanghai. (Purchasing different program packages comes with different replacement clothes, please refer to the official website for specific instructions)

2) A different-dimensional backpack (no matter what equipment Lao Mao finds out from her body, as long as it does not exceed her own size, it is scientific, please do not panic)

3) An essential set of Chinese and Western sticks. (Includes compass, tarot cards, copper coins, stargazing manual, binoculars, north-south astrology instrument, moon phase instrument, four-star instrument, etc.)

4) Genuine Laomao program package. (WindowsCat)

5) The swordman saw that he had planted one.

6) A copy of the identity seal. (changes with the change of official position)

7) A blood certificate that can be traced back to more than five generations of ancestors

The correct version of the old cat is:

VersionI Old Cat (Nine Lives Edition)

VersionII old cat (**beta version)

Note:

The old cat (*** version) is a perfect upgraded version, and the expansion pack has been opened on the premise of the I version, and the force and ability have been improved.

Laomao (Jiuming version) has [-]% of the capabilities of Luli version, supports various program extensions, and can be upgraded to ** version on the official website. Note: This process is irreversible.

***specifications**

Name: Laomao (with different extensions as the program expands, please refer to the documentation in each program package)

Type: Meow in human form

Gender: XX chromosome

Manufacturer: decelle

place of manufacture: cat litter

Shelf life: much longer than your lifespan

Circuit connection: Normal human food is fine, cat food is not recommended (she will go berserk)

***Operating Procedures**

Your old cat interface is normal and efficient.voice control.Please give instructions clearly in Chinese or English.If necessary, you can download expansion cards that support other languages ​​from the official website. Note that the vocabulary of expansion cards is limited, which may cause symptoms of invalid commands

Remember your senior cat isn't just an ornament or a toy; she has about 101 uses, both indoors and out.

For example:

Work needs: Your old cat will be able to solve all the problems in front of you, whether it is liberal arts or science, knowing astronomy and geography is her best product description, from the most scientific to the least scientific she can Coping, and has the function of never forgetting, as long as the entered information can be easily recalled again, the expansion functions of dispensing medicine, medical treatment or force can also be supported after introducing appropriate programs.There are nearly [-] applications for you to choose from in CATSTORE, and you can download them as long as you have a CAT account.Her high intelligence setting and excellent hardware setting will give full play to this advantage.However, we do not recommend that you use your old cat to complete homework and other tasks. Low-difficulty challenges will directly reduce the old cat's favorability for you and increase the level of irritability.

Leisure and entertainment: Your old cat has many skills, such as debating, pharmacy (including spices and sex), poetry reciting and other essential talents of the six arts of a gentleman. As Xun Shuang's closed disciple, her ability level in this area belongs to the family above the standard.When necessary, she can act as a BF, and you can enjoy the most perfect BF service.Please don't let old cats engage in ball-related sports, she has poor compatibility with round objects.You can enjoy your old cat's dashing image while working on these projects, but it is not recommended to participate in these activities, and usually she is engaged in activities that are somewhat dangerous-such as laboratory explosions and the like.Note, before upgrading to **Perfect Edition, please do not try to let the old cat engage in any artistic activities, such as art or music, this function is temporarily disabled, if you use it forcibly, you will only get an abstract art painting.

Self-defense: Your old cat is a non-melee type, and playing tricks behind her back is her main defense method. In addition to using poison as a supplement to combat power, her attack method is a counselor. Please cooperate with the god T lord Boss Cao and the part-timer Nurse Xunyu/Tangmao use, the output value in the initial version is slightly higher than Cheng Yu, not as good as Guo Jia.When it evolves to the ** version, it will open the bound weapon beep - has a certain melee ability.At the same time, the output value will reach 1.5 times the current value.However, this kind of upgrade will bring about irreversible consequences such as a great decline in human feelings and zero favorability with specific characters. Please use it with caution to avoid being implicated.

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***Compatibility with other species***

Your old cat has good compatibility with all cats, and several other cats can greatly improve the comprehensive practicality of the old cat from the perspective of assistance, achieving the effect similar to the combined attack and chain attack of the dinosaur team. However, please pay attention , The compatibility between felines in estrus and old cats is poor, and other cats in normal state need to do halfway conversion work.There are cat breeds to choose from, such as sugar cat, chinchilla, etc. The old cat ** version also supports the connection between the easter egg version of the cat breed Zijun and the cat’s cousin (beep——), there are mysterious effects waiting for you to discover.

Tests have shown that your old cat has good compatibility with most breeds of Wei Guo, especially Guo Jia's individual has a high synchronization rate (mutual benefit mode), and Xun Shuang's individual will automatically enter the master-apprentice mode and upgrade the memory data.The compatibility with Cao Cao's five early counselors is relatively good, but the individual compatibility with Xun Yue and Chen Qun is low on some issues.In terms of standard of living, the compatibility with Mao Jie is low.The favorability of the Yonghan faction is low. After the *** version, when encountering the Yonghan faction, it will automatically enter the clothing belt prevention mode, and D will not bear any criminal or civil responsibility for any casualties caused by this.

The compatibility between your old cat and the courtiers of the state of Wu is divided into two parts. It has a good compatibility with the main courtiers in the Sun Ce period, but it has a poor compatibility with Sun Quan and his courtiers. Individuals related to Sun Quan.There is life-saving grace for Zhou Yu personally, as well as the fledgling plot, the standard is hard-mouthed and soft-hearted.However, after the program is updated to the latest version, the compatibility between the two parties will become worse, and the favorability will be automatically cleared, please pay attention to the trade-off.For Sun Ce, Yu Fan, Lu Yi, and Lu Ji are worthy of respect, for Lu Su, Lu Meng is basically nodding acquaintances, and the rest of the Soochow courtiers are labeled as usable.

Your old cat has a very bad compatibility with the Shu Kingdom, especially the trio of Liu Guanzhang is a typical type of death at the sight of light. Once met, it will automatically enter Shura mode, and the trio will deal a devastating blow to this trio from both mental and physical .The compatibility with Zhuge Liang is average, and he will suppress it unconsciously.For Zhao Yun and Huang Yueying, they will automatically enter the persuasion mode and encourage them to work for the protagonist.

The author has something to say: I have always wanted to write, but I haven't finished it, so I will update it halfway.The third party in the high school below has been relieved, the third party in the junior high school (I don’t know if I can go back to do my homework quickly)

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Note, this chapter is still based on the setting of Wanhua Volume in the Mirror, and D is not responsible for any of the settings.