Cat's house travels through the notebook of the Three Kingdoms Chapter: Academy Green Onion

Sima Yi cast a BS look at the old cat who directly put the leather armor on the outermost side and made himself closer to the ball, and explained his plan to the old cat in an orderly manner. With the help of a map where anyone with a heart is scrambling to kill, Sima Yi quickly delineated several possible ambush locations for easy sniping.Although Azrael can provide the most reliable GPS service in the world, specific terrain and the like still require the existence of auxiliary facilities. "As far as the impact of this incident is concerned, Lingjun will definitely send someone to prevent the sniper attack from happening within Sikong's sphere of influence, so as long as he can support until then, Taibai will be safe and sound." Sima Yi can fully see that at the time of life and death, old In the cat's eyes, Yuan Xi's life and death are not as good as a hair of the sugar cat, so the starting point of choice is also the safety of the sugar cat.

"Maybe, comparatively speaking, I still believe in myself." Even though it can be seen from the actions that the old cat is actually quite anxious, after Sima Yi mentioned Xun Yu's help, she also thought of it, which can make Guo Jia think There is no way to help, if you take a slant on the sword, no one is Guo Fengxiao's opponent in this era, and Xun Yu, as a representative of the gentry, will inevitably overthink, which will delay the opportunity, or feel that the value of Tangmao is not as high as Yuan Xilai, thus threatening Tangmao. Safety.In this troubled world, there are only two kinds of people who can guarantee their own safety, those who are valuable, and those who are capable. In terms of reliability, the powerful ones are obviously more reliable. As far as looking for a cat with a self-portrait that is capable of overwhelming the country and the city, as airborne soldiers, unless they directly use something called plug-in or Mary Sue's mental retardation halo, it is impossible for them to become some local strength for the time being. faction or warlord reserve army.Then I have no choice but to learn from the intellectuals of this era, read the books of sages and sages, sell them to the emperor's family, and become a role with sufficient value.

I took the pen and paper I had with me, quickly wrote down a few lines, and found Guo Si, "Go and give the letter to your master, he will understand what this cat means. Someone will leave a mark along the way. Just follow it all the way." What the letter says is the production method of the Manchu Qing-style improved cotton armor worn by the old cat, but without the accompanying diagram, you can only see the value, and the actual effect may be quite different Far away, relying on Guo Jia's character, he tends to be adventurous but he can hit it with one blow. Hebei has the population, wealth and land war horses that Cao Cao needs for development. Compared with Zhang Xiu, this is his goal, so it is convenient for fighting in cold weather and Cotton armor, which costs less than leather armor, is enough to impress him to save people, and he doesn't have many scruples, and the timing is much more reliable than Ling Jun.Of course, substantial economic cooperation is also one of the factors that Guo Jia has to consider.Today's experience made Lao Mao realize from the bottom of his heart that the saying "Government grows out of the barrel of a gun" is really true.But it's a pity that she didn't come back from a dead body and wear a man dressed as a woman, otherwise it would be the right choice to raise some private soldiers and brainwash them from childhood.The use value of himself and Tang Mao far exceeds the risk of offending Yuan Shao's successor Liu, which is enough to impress Guo Fengxiao.

When she was about to set off, the old cat put something on her head that resembled a motorcycle helmet of the later generations, and was going to ride her donkey on the road. After all, she might have to go racing when she was in a hurry—maybe it was a donkey, safety first .

"Liu Qiqing! Now is not the time to joke!" After seeing the old cat trying to climb up the donkey with awkward movements, Sima Yi finally couldn't help getting angry. When you rode the donkey, the two of them on the grave The grass is as tall as half a person.

The old cat cos Tuzki said, "It's better than running on two legs, right?" These days, horses are expensive to die, and in the Three Kingdoms period when the production technology was underdeveloped and the yield per mu of the field was less than one stone, it was no better than raising a horse. A Land Rover with a Shanghai brand is poor, even if you can afford it, you can't afford it.You must know that Liu Xiu, Emperor Guangwu of the Han Dynasty, couldn't afford horses when he was cavalry. At first, he could only ride cattle, and later he changed his shotguns to cannons. That was still a relatively peaceful era.If there was a cavalry, it would have been confiscated long ago.

"Actually, you just don't know how to ride a horse at all. Come on up." Sima Yi pointedly exposed the true face of a certain cat. He got on the horse, bent down, and handed his hand to a certain cat who seemed childish.Before the latter could react, he pulled her onto the horse, clamped the horse's belly, and galloped towards the agreed meeting place.

"Sima Zhongda! You are driving without a license and taking people in violation of the regulations! You will be charged 12 points and your driver's license will be deducted and you will go to cram school!" The old cat who was stunned by the sudden situation seemed a little indiscriminate at this time due to excessive surprise. Word.Otherwise, there wouldn't be so many time-traveling words popping up with the Shanghai dialect. Fortunately, except for one Sima Zhongda, Sima Yi didn't understand a single word of the following content due to the large difference between the north and the south.However, from the tone and movements of the cat behind him, he could easily tell that it was clearly expressing doubts about his riding skills, "When I was learning how to ride a horse in the party, you were probably still a toddler. Senior, If you are not good at riding, you will not be able to enter the battlefield."

The old cat was busy using various methods to fix himself up, but he still refused to admit defeat, "My target is a civil servant and not a general. Sun Bin can write the art of war alive and kicking, let alone this cat, who can protect himself no matter what. "He is also severely disabled, and the old cat thinks that no matter how lacking motor nerves he is, he is better than someone who has had his kneecaps gouged out.While speaking, Sima Yi had already assembled with his family's trilogy outside the city.But the old cat was a little surprised, "Why do they all ride horses? Doesn't it mean that horses are very expensive now, and everyone can't afford them and can only ride donkeys?"

Sima Yi was once again speechless because of the old cat's lack of common sense, "Our Sima family is not so poor that we can't even afford these horses..." Where did this strange thing come from?But before he opened his mouth to strike, Guo Jia's men had already assembled in this direction, as the old cat had predicted. Intellectuals these days are not the ones who will be deceived by the so-called gimmick of "let a hundred flowers bloom and a hundred schools of thought contend", and then be deceived by People of the same kind at will may not immediately mobilize Cao Cao's soldiers. As Emperor Guangwu Liu Xiu of the Han Dynasty, he had to go into battle in person when he raised his troops. He used beauty tricks in exchange for the support of Guo Shengtong and the Guo family behind him. Under Liu Xiu's deliberate attack, the family fortune is still there. Didn't you see that the Dou family who started as a relative in the Western Han Dynasty was still alive and kicking at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty?What's more, in the Eastern Han Dynasty, there were almost no emperors who could fight, let alone those powerful people who raised troops to fight against Wang Mang.After judging the value of the things in the hands of the old cat, Guo Jia chose to use his "family servant" to save people, and ran to his lord to report to him. In addition to the aura and good compatibility between the monarch and his ministers, they also need frequent maintenance. .

"Everyone is here, so let's go with Azrael." Although the sugar cat is the real owner of the dead angel, as the most reliable communication tool in this era, the sugar cat still gave up to the old cat. Part of the right to use, such as guiding directions and sending letters, can be commanded through simple signals.With a wave of its paw, the old cat sent Azrael, who was parked on his shoulder, into the sky before, and then pulled out a whistle from his collar. The source was the emergency kit prepared before. After playing signals of different lengths, The flying trajectory of the goshawk in the sky drew a beautiful arc and flew towards the northeast.Sure enough, Sima Yi's deduction was not wrong. Among several locations that met the conditions for an ambush, he successfully found the most correct one.

During the march, although it was in a deliberative tone, Sima Yi took over the command of Guo Jia's servants as if nothing had happened. Due to the lack of familiarity, it was impossible to expect a tacit cooperation, but a rough command according to the terrain. Outflanking on both sides is still possible.But in the middle of the journey, the old cat suddenly called a stop. According to the previous arrangement, they took a detour from the back, and then took advantage of the geographical position to rush down. However, Azrael, who was not restricted by the geographical environment at all, He had already flown above the location of the sugar cat and hovered over it. With this obvious indicator, the old cat took a look through the binoculars and easily found the chaotic location. He poked Sima Yi as if nothing had happened, "Zhongda you From time to time, there are birds startling over there, so it should be there.” In this era, legal residents may be night blind due to lack of vitamin A, but in terms of vision, especially those who have not fled south and have taken Wushisan, marriage needs Those who shoot wild geese by themselves are basically above 1.5, so even without the help of a telescope, Sima Yi found the position accurately.

"That place is still some distance away from here, and you can't reach it without a strong bow. Even if you attack from here with falling rocks, no matter how many obstacles there are in the way, it is inevitable that both sides will suffer." Sima Yi said, the so-called "I come, I see, I conquer." It is suitable for plain areas. Before the invention of cannons, it was difficult to implement the decapitation technology with long-distance precision guidance.

"By the way, this bow of yours is not the British longbow (the top ten killer weapons in human history)," Although the Eastern world is more accustomed to using compound bows, for the time being, the overall positioning is more towards the children of the family than Lu Bu's force value. As far as Sima Yi is concerned, it is impossible to run around carrying the iron tire bow that Guo Jing used to shoot eagles. Since it is used to deceive people for hunting, it is just a better one among ordinary bows, and Sima Yi's physique is also not good. It may reach the standard of a Schwarzenegger-like muscular man who can use the British longbow, and it is even more impossible to suddenly open up and comprehend internal strength, which is enough to pull away the kind of long-range killer that exceeds the limit.But when it comes to this kind of time, it's time for tech geeks to show their talents.The old cat roughly calculated the distance from the scale of the telescope, casually asked Sima Yi and his subordinates the farthest distance that can ensure the accuracy, and used trigonometric functions and the acceleration of gravity to calculate the oblique throwing problem of the high school physics exam, maybe Need to add a little Angry Birds skills.Q Sima Yi took an arrow, and took out a special bamboo tube from the pocket behind his back that seemed to lead to another dimension, and when he lifted the cover, several cylindrical objects were revealed, "Zhongda, if you tie this to the arrow Will it affect your accuracy?"

Sima Yi took the bamboo tube from Lao Mao's hand, weighed it lightly, "If it is tied properly, there will be no problem, but what's inside?"

"Be careful, this cat doesn't want to ascend to heaven right now." The old cat rolled his eyes at Sima Yi's lack of awareness of arson, and was entangled in self-concern, "Sure enough, it's safest to put them all down. These two, as long as the sugar is okay.” Theoretically, the first appearance should be at the end of the Three Kingdoms period, and the victim was Zhuge Liang’s rocket, which appeared in this world in advance by the hands of the old cat.

Compared with the rocket prototype that was purely tied with oil-stained sackcloth that appeared for the first time in history and the oil-filled sheep's stomach that appeared in "The War of Arslan", this rocket of the old cat is close to history. The appearance of the Song Dynasty rocket recorded in the book, although it is a trial product, and it is only a high-level sample made by Laomao to welcome the New Year, it is filled with relatively safe black powder, and has not undergone granulation treatment, but due to the old The cat has added ingredients inside, and its lethality is trustworthy.If it succeeds this time, it can be considered to move closer to the Qi Jiajun's rocket launcher prototype.

Sima Yi bent his bow and set an arrow, and the old cat took out a certain magical match, lit it from a distance with a lead wire slightly longer than the average Gaosheng, and immediately covered his ears decisively.After careful calculation, after passing the apex of the parabola vertically downward, the fuze just burned out, and the acceleration and gravity generated by the gas expansion generated by the combustion of the gunpowder were superimposed together. The gas expanded and exploded, under the echo effect of the surrounding mountains, it was like a thunderstorm in winter.Then, a puff of green smoke filled the air with the direction of the wind. Before he could react, the old cat passed two more arrows in succession. The effect was so amazing that Sima Yi just shot the arrows mechanically.

"Meow meow, this cat is really a genius, it should all be wiped out now. Let's go, Zhongda, to see the results~" The old cat lamented that her unlicensed pyrotechnic workshop could be successful thousands of years ago, Such a frightening effect is estimated to be comparable to Tian Dan's Fire Bull Formation (King Yanzhao bought bones with a thousand gold, and De Leyi defeated Qi State. Only Jimo and Jucheng remained in Qi State. Tian Dan is said to be related by blood to King Qi. Put a sharp weapon on the head of the bull and a torch on the tail, and use it as a tank organization to attack the formation.)

Hearing the old cat calling him, Sima Yi came back to his senses, "That was Donglei just now?" Anyone with common sense of nature knows that there is no thunder in winter, otherwise there would be no such famous song. "Shangxie", but right in front of his eyes, he personally participated in the creation of Donglei just now, except for Sima Yi, the rest of the people had already stared at the old cat with the monster's eyes, and pulled away ten meters in an instant Even loyal retainers thought they were secretly trying to keep their second young master away from the terrorist in front of them, and some of them focused their attention on her bag, not knowing what else was in it. What kind of terrifying magic weapon exists.Even Sima Yi couldn't help but be shocked by Fang Cai's disgraced thing that could produce such an astonishing effect. The deterrent effect on the enemy on the battlefield should exceed Zhang Jiao's so-called attracting thunder. You must know that Wang Mang suppressed the Green Forest Army back then. At that time, I used a giant named Juwuba to lead a group of wild beasts. At that time, a burst of thunder caused the wild beasts to scramble, and the old cat's hands were more concealed and more lethal.

"That? Of course it's artificial mine. Tang said that the firecrackers that just put bamboo in the fire (the firecrackers these days are indeed to explode bamboo in the fire) are too old-fashioned. I think it makes sense. This is an experiment. It's a pity that this cat can't make a big red." The old cat touched his chin and sighed regretfully.

The author has something to say: I felt that the previous part was weird, and then overthrow it and start over. It seems that the style is more correct. Although it is a week behind, it was updated before December, right?In addition, Huang Ting, who recommends kissing fingertips, is considered to be a rare orthodox cultivating novel in recent years rather than pushing monsters.