Cat's house travels through the notebook of the Three Kingdoms Chapter: Academy Green Onion

In ancient China, there were four beauties, Xishi Shenyu, Zhaojun Luoyan, Diaochan closed the moon, and Yang Yuhuan shamed the flowers.From Lao Mao's point of view, Yang Yuhuan, who hooked up with her father-in-law, could not be compared with the first three strange women who died for the country.Of course, the current old cat has no idea that this is the famous Diao Chan girl.

The moment Diao Chan took off the mask, all the humanoid creatures present were momentarily absent-minded, but for the old cat who said that his graphics card did not support graphics above 3D, there was no such problem at all. What is admirable in her conception of this female is that there are no artificial traces at all, and the classic temperament is not comparable to those clumsy fake face beauties of later generations.

However, the dreamy aura on the field was instantly broken by the old cat's question. The old cat's eyes were on Guo Jiahe? ? ? After the (female) turned around, she turned her head to Guo Jia, pointed at the unidentified female with a folding fan, and asked, "You soft girl?"

This time it was Guo Jia's turn to be uneasy, "What the hell! Isn't it Liu Qiqing? Did you say that you want to find a suitable manager? She used to be a female official in the palace. She was in charge of the sable and the cicada crown. In order to be familiar, you don’t have to worry about the problem of exceeding the rules. But Qiqing, haven’t you learned enough about the subject of "Li" in the academy?" Guo Jia never forgets to test. According to the practice of this era, the Book of Rites, Zhou Ritual, etiquette is collectively called "Li", which is a necessary subject for teaching. If you are a standard family child, you should not need to pay special attention to this kind of thing, let alone find a special person to take charge of it.

"It's just a low-quality imitation made by Ji Xuanyuan's descendants after burning books. Why does this cat bother to memorize these?" The old cat leaned against the sofa and picked up the teacup. , took a small sip, quite disapproving.Seeing that neither of them had any objections, the old cat made a pot of green tea directly to save trouble. Due to the limited conditions, there was no way to get Yixing's purple sand to make teapots by himself. , people found the local kaolin in Ru Kiln, which is the least extant in the world, which is the main raw material of porcelain.Anyway, Tang Sancai already existed in the Tang Dynasty, and the technology of glazing has matured in this era. In fact, the prototype of porcelain already existed in the Northern and Southern Dynasties. Therefore, Lao Mao, who is used to porcelain in modern times, uses his memory comparable to that of an encyclopedia to ignore it. The pottery and lacquerware that are commonly used in this world have been abandoned, and we have entered the era of porcelain in great strides.

When Guo Jia reached out to take the teacup with azure glaze and crystal clear jade, he suddenly realized the reason why the cat had appointed a professional in charge of etiquette.Those who pay attention to "them" in eating, drinking, and playing are obviously not as expensive today. If someone has a plan, they can label anything as disrespectful, and they can earn more money. You get good care here.The Guo family was also the origin of the Fourth Marquis of Emperor Guangwu. Guo Jia knew in his heart that it would be impossible to raise a creature like the old cat unless it had a heritage like the Xun family that lasted from the Warring States period to the present and has never faded. After all, in this era when books were still a luxury, it was something to boast about to be rich in learning, that is, to master a copy of "Shishuoxinyu". Of course, it was impossible for Guo Jia to have read this book.Not to mention the books that record history after the Spring and Autumn Period, whether it is "Historical Records" or "Warring States Policy", the thickness is not affordable for ordinary gentry families.And some books, in this age when printing was not yet invented, even if you have money, you can't buy them.And I have never seen this cat in Taixue or Yingchuan Academy.But Ji Xuanyuan?Could it be the descendants of the three seedlings? (The main god of Sanmiao is Chi You, who is not against the Yellow Emperor.) However, the Miao borders in Guo Jia’s memory belonged to wild lands. When he was young, Guo Jia once traveled to the old capital of Chu State. During the Three Kingdoms period, the population of the country was less than that of Shanghai. The permanent population is large, and it is mainly concentrated in the Yellow River Basin. When you go to the south, you will naturally feel that it is a barren land, let alone let Guo Jia admit that such a place can produce people who are enough to make Xun Shuang make an exception and accept him as a disciple.

Sugar Cat looked up and down the unknown female, and from the appearance, she knew that her muscle-to-fat ratio did not meet her expectations. For the sugar cat in the concept of steward = deacon = Sebastian, even if she found The gender of the supervisor is mother, and under the lowered standards, it is also required to "go out of the hall, into the kitchen, fight against mistresses, and beat hooligans." She pointed her finger, not so politely, "may I ask, Is this just a martial arts master who is said to be able to fly over walls? Or is there some special bloodline?"

Guo Jia supported his forehead feebly, "Why do you ask that?" He found a steward, not a bodyguard. In fact, even a steward might not be worthy of the name, let alone meet the requirements of the sugar cat.

"If you throw this one outside to buy vegetables, it will be picked up by wolves, okay?" Tangmao gestured to the surrounding males, who were still in a state of rigidity charmed by Diaochan's inherent skills, and made it clear that the possibility she was talking about was not true. Ordinary high.

"There's no need to worry about that, Xu Youman is in town, even those so-called royal relatives don't dare to do anything wrong... No, you actually let her buy it?!" Guo Jia felt that underage children were really scary. , This is the person he specially robbed from Guan Yu, and for this he also consumed the credit for the battle of Xiapi.In essence, Guo Jia, as a counselor with the title of "ghost talent", has nothing to do with Lianxiangxiyu. Guan Yu's unscrupulous nature of making trouble is also another aspect, and it is more of a whim to add chaos.

"Is there any problem? If you want us to help raise the outer room, of course it's another matter." The old cat said innocently, "Although the beauty can get preferential treatment, she is not my cat's cute friend." Sister type, if it is not used, should it be used as a mascot at home? According to the time calculation, Guo San and Guo Si should also return to their original identities after a good year. Someone must take care of our affairs here. It would be great to be able to find a decathlon.”

Guo Jia lowered his eyes, hiding his thoughts, and reversing the verdict for the party is the best tool to improve Cao Cao's reputation. The damaged reputation of that time) can make up for it a lot, but in terms of the superficial age of the two cats, they were not born when the party was imprisoned, and they looked like they grew up with rich clothes and good food, and they were not born with the cats. The family members of the party members who have been implicated and ruined have obvious differences, and they don't know what purpose they are so keen on.Guo Jia, who is used to thinking about other people's goals, is a little overthinking at the moment. For the two cats, this matter does not matter at all. Anyway, if he brushes up early and late, Boss Cao's reputation must also be counted.But at the same time, his plan to take advantage of the immaturity of young people to use beauty tricks still went bankrupt. Even though Ren is a beauty who would be distracted for a moment even when he saw it, how bad is his eyes? Is it because of this situation, or is it that underage children like gold glitter and don't know how to appreciate the charm of mature women?Guo Jia slandered those female creatures from eight to 80 years old in Xudu who made up their own brains because of the "Liu Yong" appearance and poems.If they knew that the so-called romantic talent in their hearts was actually a ten-thousand-year-old juvenile in front of them, their glass hearts would be shattered.

"This is the Ren family, Emperor Xiaoling (the posthumous name of the ancients had a word of filial piety, like Emperor Wudi of the Han Dynasty, it seems that this dynasty should also be called Emperor Xiaowu, but I don't know where I read it) and entered the palace. As a female officer, the lord gave her to me when I attacked Xiapi this time, and now if you need it, you can lend it to you first." Because of Guo Jia's great activity this time, and the merits of the two cats he recommended led to When Cao Cao fought against Lu Bu, he saved a lot of energy and got a live Gao Shun, so when Guo Jia asked Cao Cao for this favor, when he accepted Du Shi and felt that he had treated Guan Yu a little bit, he used his reliable Between counselors and other people's favorite generals, Guo Jia is still biased. "The Ren family did a lot when Wang Situ expelled Dong Zhuo. From this point of view, you should take good care of him. Pay special attention to Liu Bei's brother-in-law. Before Qin Yilu was dead, he asked for Du's family. Hit her attention in the name of her son." (Note: In real history, Guan Yu did ask Boss Cao for Mrs. Du before Baimen Tower, but Boss Cao himself was corrupt, and after leaving Cao Cao, he met Qin Yilu and laughed at him. Really I don't know what position he has to laugh at others)

After the old cat was mentioned by Guo Jia, he suddenly remembered this historical anecdote, saying that there was no such Madam Du in the legend. After Lu Bu died, Boss Cao gave all the beauties of BMW to Guan Yu in order to buy people's hearts. As a result, Guan Yu Unmoved, he waved his hand, signaling to complete Diao Chan's fame, and committed suicide after taking over Diao Chan, "Didn't Guan Yu have a son named Guan Ping? Why, he sent his son to the palace to be an eunuch?" Then He turned to the woman and asked, "Your small print is Hongchang?"

"Pfft—cough cough cough..." Guo Jia was immediately startled by the old cat's cold joke and spit tea, took the handkerchief handed over by the woman suspected of being Diao Chan, Guo Jiayi sternly denied the old cat's guess about Guan Yu, By the way, I quickly searched the information about Diao Chan's old acquaintances in my brain, but I couldn't find any characters commensurate with the age and knowledge shown by these two cats. "The lord rewarded me with the Ren family. Now that you are in need, let her help here first." Although the Qingjin Building at hand is a good intelligence agency, Guo Jia has never developed a relationship with Diao Chan beyond friendship but absolutely. It's not love, it's just a relationship of love.

And Diao Chan, who had been silent before, also spoke at this moment, "How do you know my name?" The voice was a little cold, but unconsciously with some endings, it was really the oriole coming out of the valley, and the name was blurred in historical records. Even the woman who was only Dong Zhuo's concubine who was written to have an affair with Lv Bu showed an expression as if she had passed away after hearing her almost forgotten name with her own ears.To be able to achieve Diao Chan's position in the palace, she is not an ordinary woman who is illiterate.

The old cat softly explained Diao Chan's identity to Tang Mao, and Tang Mao immediately showed an expression of being struck by lightning, as if she was famous in history, one of the four beauties, Diao Chan with the name of Closed Moon, although her real identity was unknown, she was better than Luo Guanshui Guo Jia, who acts as a passer-by and serves as the background board, is famous. Even Dynasty Warriors, Guo Jia only recently changed his passer-by face and turned into a fashionable playboy type, but Diao Chan appeared early. "Of course it's gossip." The old cat's eyes curled up, and he opened his fan with a smirk.

Guo Jia hammered the table with his head, and looked completely lazy, "You are all gossip, shouldn't Jia die. No matter, anyway, I finally robbed someone from Guan Yu. You should be careful." take care of."

Tangmao walked around Diao Chan twice, carefully observing her mental state and other physical indicators. She had heard about Feng Yiting, a serial beauty trick, in Pingshu. At that time, her first feeling was that all the men were dead. Yet?This is the case for Xishi, so is Zhaojun, and it is still the same when she comes to Diao Chan. Her impression of the living version of Diao Chan is still in Pan Yingzi's version of longlongago. In that version, both Lu Bu and Diao Chan can be called beauties, especially when she is not even considered a loli.

"Old cat, Meow thinks..."

"Candy, do you see?"

The two cats spoke at the same time, and reached an agreement in the next moment. After exchanging glances, the old cat said casually, "It's just a fugitive from Hedong. Do you really think that you can become a character by sworn marriage with that swindling straw sandal vendor? Guo Fengxiao Don't worry, unless Boss Cao is so convulsed that he comes to this cat to arrest people himself, even if Guan Yu comes to his door, this cat can guarantee that he will come in vertically and go out horizontally, but there are quite a lot of tricks for selling straw sandals. If that’s the case, I’ll leave it to you to deal with the official affairs, and if it doesn’t work, let him evaporate. No matter what, I can’t bear to see the pearl dusted.” Regarding Guan Yu, the old cat has never had a high opinion of him. In addition to the factor of being angered because he was a good friend of Liu Bei, it is also a major factor that he was sent to the current high position by the barbarians of the Manchu Qing Dynasty.You must know that before the Qing Dynasty, Yue Fei was sitting in the position of Martial Saint, but after the Qing Dynasty, the group of Su Shenyi Di was afraid that they would think of the relationship between the Jurchen and trigger a spirit of rebellion, so they replaced it with Guan Yu. Before Yue Fei, this position It belonged to Jiang Taigong. Judging from all aspects of achievements, it is obvious that Guan Yu cannot be compared with them. It is Wei Qinghuo's turn to get sick and Li Jing is not Guan Yu's turn. As for the part-time God of Wealth, Lao Mao said that she only knows Zhao Gongming.

"My lord, there is no need to worry. Since he bestowed the Ren clan on me, Guan Yu has no achievements this time, so he will not ask me for someone. As for the collection of corpses, as long as it is done beautifully, I will let Mr. Cheng go to some activities But the lord values ​​his bravery very much, so try not to kill him if you can. Also, you can call the lord Sikong, why call him the boss?" Regarding the old cat who takes human life so lightly, Guo Jia's opinion is It’s not surprising that when one rises to the stage of a counselor, one should not have too much unnecessary sympathy, especially after being familiar with history, and after reading "Warring States Policy", one will find that the trajectory of historical development is always those few routines. Become a bit cold-blooded in the eyes of ordinary people, because it is not a few lives that need to be considered, but thousands of lives. In Guo Jia's view, the old cat has such qualifications, and the sugar cat has a grasp of people's hearts. She is better than Lao Mao, but her character and nature as a doctor determine that she will not go far in this respect.

"He gives money, I work, it's not the boss who is that?" The tone is still disapproving, "Speaking of bravery, I think Boss Cao has done a loss-making business this time. Lu Bu, who is obviously not loyal enough, followed a man who walked Liu Bei, who is so unlucky for his master, has a higher trust price than Lu Bu." Speaking of slaves with three surnames, in fact, Liu Bei and his master are not far behind, and he is directly a slave with the surname N. "At least Lu Bu won't poach other people's corners, but Liu Bei has a bad record with Gongsun Zan."

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