Cat's house travels through the notebook of the Three Kingdoms Chapter: Academy Green Onion

On November 24th of the third year of Jian'an, outside the city of Xiapi. (Note 1)

It was clearly the middle of winter, and the winter, which should belong to the temperate monsoon climate, turned out to be miserable and rainy. It is reasonable that winter is a dry season, but the heavy rain for more than half a month seemed to herald the fate of one of the warring parties.The camp of Cao Jun camped outside the city was muddy, and the torrential rain penetrated deep into the gaps in the armor, making people chill to the bone.The flying dust that normally flies has all fallen to the ground with the rain, and as long as someone passes by, it will be splashed high. If you are unlucky enough to wear fish scale armor or a burly man like Xu Zhu who is too strong, it will take half a step for every step. With one foot stuck in the mud, he was in a panic.

In contrast, the city wall of Xiapi, which has been soaked by Yi (Yin Tongyi) Water and Surabaya River for more than half a month, is crumbling. Even if it is strong, the rammed earth city wall is low-carbon and environmentally friendly, but once it is flooded for a long time, it will not look so good. reliable.It's ridiculous that when Chen Gong asked Lu Bu to wait for work with leisure, Lu Bu planned to wait until Cao Cao came to the city, and then drive his army to Surabaya to drown.

In the staff's special camp, Guo Jia and Xun You, who were holding hand stoves, surrounded the brazier and were cooking charcoal—that is, barbecue without any sense of tension. They didn't have the awareness of being on the front line at all.Recalling Cao Cao’s proposal to withdraw his troops due to the long supply line, Guo Jia persuaded him that Xiang Ji (Xiang Yu’s own father, general of Chu State) had never lost a battle in more than 70 battles before, but after a certain defeat Not only did he lose his life, but the state of Chu also perished.This is because he only relies on his own bravery, but he is brave and has no strategy.Now Lv Bu has been beaten, his morale and physical strength have bottomed out, and he himself is not as good as Xiang Ji in terms of ability and strength. If he doesn't fight at this time, he will have no chance.It's almost like a lifetime ago.

"It's been around for more than a month, and it's almost time." Guo Jia took a small brush and brushed the sauce on the beef, turned it over calmly, and openly refused to hang the slaughtered cattle according to the law. Take this decree into account.Others have been beaten badly on the battlefield. With their small stature, it is better not to cause trouble for others. Therefore, whether it is the Sikong Jijiu or the military master, they have achieved the ultimate in talking and not doing anything. At most, they are facing the map in the camp. Making gestures can be regarded as killing time.In short, the two advisers under Cao Cao were so bored that they wanted to beat flies.Just wait until the city wall has soaked up the water and melted like ice cream. It’s just a routine to go out and play such a round every day. Anyway, fortunately, I don’t have to eat New Year’s Eve dinner in the barracks this year.

"The day before yesterday, Chen Yuanlong (Chen Deng) received news from his insider that Xiapi's food supply was about to bottom out, but if there was another 'human cannibalism' situation, it would not be a problem to support for another month." In this era, it is as common as murder cases that occur every day. "Fortunately, the weather is beautiful. Even though Xiapi City is newly built, it is time for the city to be destroyed after raining for more than half a month." Xun You said After finishing it, a magical pen came out naturally, "Feng Xiao, let me make two jars of soy sauce when you go back. It is much more delicious than plum sauce." It is not clear when soy sauce was invented, but I don't know which book I read Confucius didn’t eat soy sauce yet, and he only praised plum sauce in his articles. It’s delicious, and then miso has always played the role of soy sauce. If you go too far, even soy sauce will become I can't say ==.

Guo Jia casually put another bunch of eggplants on it. It’s quite interesting that the Qiang roasted it occasionally. The topic of people naturally turned to this morning's battle.

It turns out that this morning, Chen Deng, as the example of the first batch of Xuzhou gentry who surrendered to Cao Cao, in order to show his loyalty and improve his status by the way, his troops rushed to the forefront. The same is true for Xiapi.After the "lurking" scene, Chen Deng and his father played an indispensable role in Cao Cao's successful capture of Xuzhou.

However, Lu Bu, who was born in Xiliang, did not have as many scruples as people from the Central Plains. The city has been out of food for many days. Isn't this "Three Kingdoms" produced by a certain Anrong? "In the game, when the army rations are exhausted, morale will drop at most, and it is possible to attack by force. In reality, cutting off people's food and grass is basically closely related to victory, bombing camps, and cannibalism.Obviously not a gentleman, Lu Bu threatened Chen Deng in a hurry, saying that your whole family is in my hands, and if you deceive people too much, I will kill you all.In order to prove what he said was true, Lu Bu sent someone to take the third younger brother who had always had the best relationship with Chen Deng to the city, hoping to threaten him with a truce. Unexpectedly, Chen Deng ignored it and launched another round of fierce attack.

The two counselors are clear in their hearts. Lu Bu is capricious. If he takes a step back, the consequences will be unpredictable. If it is not done well, it will be a situation where the two sides are not pleasing. The Chen family might as well give it a go. As long as they capture Xiapi, they will still survive As long as the threat still exists, it is impossible for Lu Bu to act rashly.

Just as they were talking, there was suddenly a loud noise outside. It didn’t sound like a night raid in terms of scale. Because of the early use of flooding, the possibility of bombing the camp was very small. Both Le Jin and Yu Jin were veterans, and they would not commit any crimes. Such a low-level mistake.That is, there was a secret operation that alarmed the night watch sentry.

"Tonight should be Yu Wenze (Yu Jin's character), he has always been a prudent... Filial piety, how about going to the lord's place to watch the fun together?" It's their kind of counselors who don't always need to focus on offense and defense.Unless you meet someone as bloodthirsty as Dong Zhuo, or someone as narrow-minded as Wang Situ who can't tolerate others, even if you are a prisoner, you will have a gold medal for avoiding death, and you still need to be entertained with good wine and food.After all, this is the magic weapon for attracting talents in this era.Therefore, looking at the army, these two counselors who can't run fast even in battle are the most calm.Things like plotting to kill Dong thief with blood rushing up, to him, an "old man", seemed so far away that they had happened in his previous life.

After all, the change of dynasty or something, the change of destiny or something, is nothing more than a change of people in the country, and it will come to my house this year.No matter how noble and great the reasons are for carrying out these activities, after taking power, it is just to change all the surnames sitting on those seats. Cannon fodder deceived by attractive prospects.In the end, it will not be the kind of people with lofty ideals who are able to stand firm in the end. Yiyin Guanzhong is also seven or eight roads away from a gentleman.

Just when Guo Jia was about to agree, a soldier ran over, bowed to the two, and whispered a report in Guo Jia's ear, and then Guo Jia nodded repeatedly.Guo Jia then smiled at Xun You, "I'm afraid I can't go this time. Someone from Xiapi has come out, and he is at the Lord's place right now."

The two straightened their clothes, put on a sachet to get rid of the smell of barbecue, and came to Cao Cao's handsome tent. They greeted Xu Zhu, the gatekeeper, and heard Cao Cao applauding inside.

"My lord." Xun You followed the rules, and Guo Jia just bowed to him, and realized that the previous commotion was actually Zhang Hong, an insider arranged by Chen Deng, because it seemed that Lu Bu was really going to kill Chen Deng's three Brother, fearing that he would be convicted of this in the future, he arranged to create a commotion overnight and escaped with people.However, in this way, the undercover agent arranged by the Chen family was so short. In order to pay off the crime, he brought a big piece of information.

Lv Bu had a subordinate named Hou Cheng, and his guards wanted to drive horses to Liu Bei, but Hou Cheng chased them back in person. You must know that if the cavalry in Xiliang did not have horses, it would be a big joke.This is something to be thankful for, so a few friends under Lu Bu's account drank and killed pigs. Of course, before they even said anything, they were very loyal and gave their own general a bite, saying that it was thanks to the general's blessing. not cause losses.

But he didn't expect that Lu Bu would be so shameless, and immediately flew into a rage, saying that I want to ban alcohol but you make wine, you guys are planning to kill me together.In all fairness, under the background of this battle situation, what he said was not wrong, but there was definitely a problem with the way he spoke.Hou Cheng was so scared that when he went back, he quickly threw away the wine and returned the congratulatory instrument that others had given him.

Therefore, what Zhang Hong brought was Hou Cheng's oral message, saying that they were going to open the city gate to welcome Cao Cao tomorrow, hoping to let the past go...

To be honest, until the Battle of Chibi, Cao Cao's luck value was very high, and there were often such situations where he could pick up wallets. Even during the Battle of Guandu, Yuan Shao had a brain twitch and scolded Xu You. He defected to Cao Cao and sold Yuan Shao's granary by the way.

Guo and Xun, who were hit by a pie falling from the sky, looked at each other in dismay. Sleepy give pillows, but I don't know if it's true or not.When they attacked Lv Bu last time, they also met Tian's surrender, but last time it was a false surrender. If Guo Jia hadn't seen the opportunity quickly, at least half of the elite would have been lost to Chen Gong's drama.Now that there is such a trick again, not to mention Guo Jia, even Cao Cao himself has a psychological shadow.

"Ahem, Gongda, in your opinion, is this a feigned surrender?" Cao Cao cast his eyes on the military adviser he rated as "wisdom and stupidity", hoping that this low-key but real talent counselor would give him an accurate answer. s answer.

Xun You is used to working underground, low-key has long been a habit, even if he has the title of celebrity, but usually in such occasions, he will not answer directly, holding the mentality of dying as a fellow Taoist, not dying as a poor man , he kicked the question to Guo Jia without any morals. "My lord, just now Feng Xiaozheng discussed this matter with me." So you two should communicate in private.Unlike Xun You, Guo Jia has always been informal, and even Cao Cao's staff often saw him eloquently alone in meetings.Fortunately, he can be said to be superb in his grasp of the speed of this, and he doesn't need to worry too much about getting along with Cao Cao's monarch and his ministers.

Guo Jia, who didn't know where his fugue had wandered before, was suddenly named. It was like waking up from a dream. He made a rough guess and said, "In Jia's opinion, the situation is true. Now there is a huge difference in the strength of the two sides. The city is broken. It was only a matter of a few days. Besides, Lv Bu is capricious, although he has high obedience and loyalty, he is trapped in the camp and cavalry, but he doesn't know how to use it. Now he is separated from his subordinates, even if Chen Gong has amazing talents, he will not be able to recover."

Adhering to Crow's Mouth's consistent good record, Guo Jia's prophecy has also been fulfilled this time.On November 25th, when the body was most tired, the soldiers in Cao Ying had assembled, and the south gate was quietly opened, and it was Lu Bu's cronies—Hou Cheng, Song Xian and others who opened the door. Wei continued.In order to increase their bargaining chips, they not only opened the gates of the city, but also tied up Chen Gong, allowing Cao Jun to earn a fortune.

It's a bastard not to take advantage of the advantages. I used to wonder if the Xiliang cavalry would include horse meat and human meat in the recipe if they were forced to hurry. The mouth is crooked.Commanding the troops under his command, he rushed in like this.

The little Le Jin took the lead and entered the city gate first, and then successfully trapped Lu Bu on the White Gate Tower.Then Yu Jin, who had always been at odds with him, took the lead in capturing Lu Bu with his usual steady style of fighting.Such a result satisfied the two military advisers and Jijiu who had been planning all night with dark circles under their eyes.In fact, under the planning of these two people, it is quite a matter of course to push Lu Bu.After all, it is not Luo Guanzhong's novel, so the product of pure YY such as Gongsun Zan's crossing to fight against Dong Dajun, or Sanying's battle with Lu Bu will never appear in this article, so even if you want to stage a scene of Xiapi version of Sanying The British battle against Lu Bu also depends on whether Cao Cao's men agree or not.

At this time, Liu Bei led Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to squeeze over. Guan Yu was about to charge in, wanting to make a profit. The two sympathetic opponents or mortal enemies looked at each other across the soldiers and horses, and tacitly commanded their subordinates to keep him out of the formation, "Let you first." Shin said so with his eyes.Yu Jin didn't talk too much, and sent someone directly forward to tie up Lu Bu who was already tied up.At this time, the two counselors in the battle of Xiapi had fallen asleep to catch up on sleep.

Therefore, as a counselor of Cao Cao's army, the benefits are still very good. Of course, the piece of meat that was forgotten and roasted on the stove yesterday does not count.

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Here it is regarded as the chronology of the stems and branches, but it cannot be calculated, so let’s ignore it

The author has something to say: the second volume of the handwriting board is officially flattened, and a chapter is added to celebrate the sneaky cat.

Exam week starts next week, you know.

Also, robbery, hand over all your paw prints!

In addition, although I don’t know why it is so common, but I still decided to follow the trend of the author’s collection, so that I can know when D has a wind, or climbs the wall, or opens a new hole

D's nest

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Also, in this chapter, two cats are actually bubbling, soy sauce and thirteen incense are their masterpieces.