Cat's house travels through the notebook of the Three Kingdoms Chapter: Academy Green Onion

Fan Tuan, 14 years old, stands on the threshold of leaving the ranks of Zhengtai. From today, he is the first "servant" of the Mao family to have property rights in name.

For the two cats, it is just a few more mouths to eat, in exchange for potential stocks that can check and balance Guo San Guo Si. After all, only the triangle is the most stable figure.As long as the two don't work together, that's enough.

Finding a balance between conscience and interests, this superior balance is the innate instinct of cats.

The next main task is to buy people's hearts. In theory, it should be like this. How to do it-well, it seems that we should refer to TV dramas?The old cat rubbed its chin, thinking seriously.

For the old cat who made this suggestion, Tangmao rolled his eyes in a non-glamorous way. These methods are just enough to meet the most basic food and clothing requirements, which is more than enough in this era.

People's hearts, people's hearts, how much is a catty?

Since Yingyin is not a big city, it is impossible for housing prices to be as ridiculously high as after 2000. Perhaps the government at that time did not realize that the real estate developers were in close contact with each other to help and cooperate with each other, thus benefiting the local economy and itself. The benefits of contributing to the rapid development of local GDP.Although the courtyard where the two cats lived was only medium in size, there was enough room in the outer courtyard alone to accommodate these uninvited guests.As for the inner courtyard, it was the working and living area of ​​the two cats, and it would be extremely dangerous for humans to enter without authorization.

In addition to preparing clean clothes for replacement, Guo Si also thoughtfully prepared a special wooden barrel and loofah essence. He also has a deep understanding of Tangmao's cleanliness.If "he" is not satisfied, he will definitely be thrown out.Then, Laomao’s chemical laboratory kindly provided the semi-finished soap. The principle of saponification reaction is known, but in this era when the teacher basically gave the answer to explain the principle in this chemistry experiment class, how to successfully combine lard with the concentration of this era? Mixing low-level trona together to make usable soap has baffled the pure theorists. Although they have made some achievements now, the solidification effect is still not very good, although the cleaning effect is basically acceptable.However, Tangmao privately expressed that she would rather use saponins.

After washing it clean, I unexpectedly found that several human cubs looked similar, although they were not yet edible, but if they were begging, the better-looking ones would be better. Arouse the sympathy of others (such as Xu Ziling in "The Legend of Double Dragon of the Tang Dynasty"), and in daily communication with classmates, there are not a few people who judge people by their appearance, and people will subconsciously exclude those who are too devoted to their jobs.According to the standard of the old cat, it is the kind that will not affect her appetite.

Including this juvenile A signed as "Fantuan", the total number of cubs is seven. It is no problem to gather the Tiangang Big Dipper Formation. This is the opinion of the sugar cat. There are five males and two females in total. Unknowingly In between, the number of people here went up to double digits.

Perhaps the most important thing is to save money. The clothes that Guo Si got back were all made of hemp. According to the current statement, the number of threads is still very low, and the inside is the economical and common local plant kapok, rather than the effect of keeping warm. Cotton that is better but more troublesome to deseed and more expensive.Upper jacket and lower trousers, if it is not for the nobles, there is no need for cage skirts. Wear-resistant straw sandals, it is amazing that the shoes of this era are not divided into left and right (in fact, until the Republic of China, shoes were regardless of left and right), and then there is no Socks, the lowest living configuration.Even so, for this group of children, it is much better than before. You must know that even in ordinary families, there are many people who have the money to make jackets but not the money to make pants.And for children who have a meal without a meal, and have to worry about it, to prevent themselves from being accidentally caught and made into human jerky, it is the highest requirement to be able to eat enough and wear warmth. ——In fact, it kills people's imagination just like my dream now is to have a house of my own.

However, according to Guo Si, because people generally adopt the lifestyle of men farming and women weaving, the price of ready-made clothes is much higher than Lao Mao imagined.

What Sima Yi said made sense. When even the basic survival cannot be guaranteed, the so-called dreams and glory are just a joke that is not funny at all.

After the sugar cats passed the health check, these cats were allowed to be brought to the dining table. Now that they were warmly dressed, the next step was to solve the problem of eating. "Jade plate is worth ten thousand dollars," this sentence sounds very cool, but in fact there is no technical difficulty in practicing it.The prototype of this allusion, He Zeng recorded in "Book of Jin", is known as "eating ten thousand dollars a day, but there is no place to eat chopsticks." A "gourmet" who eats better than the emperor is just a person who does not eat steamed buns. Just a frog in a well.With the friendly sponsorship of the yeasts cultivated in petri dishes and agar by Sugar Cat's biological laboratory, tens of thousands of dollars a day is definitely not difficult.If you really want to sell it, it is not impossible for a steamed bun to sell for a tael of silver in some time-traveling stories.

This is also the reason why Yuan Xi and Sima Yi chose to eat here.Steamed buns are definitely a high-tech product of this era.In addition to steamed buns, what is even more detrimental is rice. Everyone knows that rice is a staple food, and it is also dried rice. The problem is that the nobles of this era only eat beam rice (that is, high-end millet). I didn’t have the consciousness of inheriting the Red Army’s millet plus □□ hard work. It turned out that when I was in Huajia Village, there was a corresponding experimental field anyway, which was barely enough to eat for two. Only the finest cicada rice is used to meet the basic requirements of eating snow-white rice in this era.As for ordinary people, what they usually eat is wheat rice, millet rice, and bean rice (that is, rice cooked from soybeans). With such attention, it is no wonder that Guo San and Guo Si privately guessed that the two cats did not know Which nobleman has changed his face.

For a few human cubs, drought and locust disasters and floods have occurred frequently in recent years, and it would be nice to have bark and grass roots to gnaw on. Seeing this rice and white flour steamed buns, it is inevitable that a mouse fell into the rice tank with emotion.

Due to the characteristics of the yeast itself, although there is a big gap between the flour ground by stone mills and the refined white flour of the 21st century, most of the time it can reach the softness of the bean paste buns sold in the cafeteria.However, Tang Mao, who aimed at Xinghualou's meat buns, was not very satisfied with this, so every once in a while, he would steam a basket, and now it was temporarily hot, and sent it to several hungry and thirsty humans belly.

Four dishes and one soup, two meat and two vegetables, it seems nothing special, but just a layer of oil on the soup, it is worth a small Chinese New Year.

The number of people at the table turned into double digits on this day.

For Guo San and Guo Si, they didn't realize the real intention of these two cats to take in this group of children.In Guo San's view, this was purely the result of Tangmao's sudden conscience discovery and the moody old cat's whim.

As for Guo Si, who is more cautious, although he feels that he is usually too lazy and cold-blooded to die, it is estimated that if someone dies in front of "him", he will also feel that it is too troublesome, and the old cat who is not happy to raise his eyebrows (boy , you will die if you really say this), I don’t know why he suddenly changed his temper.On weekdays, I don't know how many refugees came in and out of Xudu, and I didn't see her showing compassion. Now this is really abnormal.As for Sugar Cat's position, according to his understanding, there is no need to guess, and the chance of knowing that it was a whim to practice and have some other plans is half and half.However, he never expected that what happened so long ago was still recorded in the account. He really underestimated the meaning of the family motto "repay ten times the grievance".In the end, he still came to the conclusion that this was the result of the old cat accommodating the sugar cat.

Until that night, when the group of children sat on the warm kang and hugged the quilts, they always felt unreal.Especially for Fan Tuan, this behavior is also a risky one. He is not very sure, and it can be regarded as an impossible solution.Although according to common sense, the price of an ordinary slave (according to his appearance, he is not considered a beautiful or strong slave) is generally [-] to [-] yuan, but the recent years have not been good, and most farmers have chosen to sell themselves to The wealthy families are tenants, and there are not a few displaced people who plant their own straw bids, so in comparison, it is difficult to achieve this price.Strictly speaking, even [-] yuan is only enough to feed the group of them for a year.And even if they have some money, they may not be able to keep it. If they survive, they may have some problems.However, if the standard of eating is converted into the dietary standard of the cat's family, it is estimated that it can only eat two or three meals, not to mention other sundries such as clothes.

To be honest, according to their standards, this is no servant. Even ordinary people can't eat such good things during the New Year. The food alone definitely meets the standard of luxury.Some things, even the young masters and young ladies of the rich family, can't just eat whatever they want.It’s just that the more this happened, the more uneasy Fan Tuan felt in his heart. All these years of begging and vagrants had made him suffer so much, and going through hardships taught him the good thing that there is no such thing as pie in the sky. It’s really such a sensitive crisis. Feelings allowed him to escape from death many times, avoiding the fate of being someone else's dinner.It's just that this time it seemed to be a little out of order. He obviously felt that the behavior of the two cats was a little strange, but he never had a premonition of danger.

"Wow—it's a quilt!! Brother, it's a quilt!" The youngest girl jumped on it first, and rolled a few times with the brand-new quilt on the kang.Under Tangmao's special order, Guo Si specially led these dogs to a four-person bunk instead of a single room with relatively better conditions.

Looking at the extra quilts on the kang, Fan Tuan cast a questioning look at Guo Si.

"Young Master Li said," Guo Si coughed lightly, imitating Tangmao's tone, "'Anyway, if you have a single room, you will shrink to one because of lack of security. Take the time to clean up.’ That’s what it is.” As he spoke, he looked at a group of children who obviously had no intention of separating, and secretly lamented how well Tangmao grasped people’s hearts.

Such an unfamiliar address caught Fan Tuan's heart secretly. Logically speaking, if it is a domestic servant, the head of the family should address him as master, but such a polite servant who does not have the same surname as the master is really rare and weird.This is Fan Tuan's true feeling.

In fact, there are also small twists and turns regarding the title of "Master".According to Guo Jia's thinking, Guo San and Guo Si were given to the two cats, following the practice of servants without personal freedom, they should indeed be called "masters" of the two cats.However, because of Laomao's rich associative ability, the images of maid-style comics that keep popping up suddenly made her into a mess in the wind, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, the skin is fragrant and the meat is crispy (?), and her head is rented with black lines their horrible behaviour.So, after discussing with Tangmao privately, they decided that it would be better to let them be a little stranger.If you call him a master, you are not old enough, and if you call him an adult, you have no official position, so there is such a nondescript appellation.

However, these two cats did not expect that the standards given by them in accordance with the minimum living security were much better in the eyes of ancient people, to the point that others had to worry about whether they had ulterior motives.

Have no intentions?It seems to be the case.

Even if it is limited to the school rules, good cats who have to stare at the cabbage peel from Monday to Friday, they still need to worry about their lives, what to wear in their clothes tomorrow, what to eat for breakfast tomorrow, let alone the shoes in the shoe cabinet, There will be no repetition in a week. They have grown up like this, and they have never been able to understand the true meaning of "three years for the new, three years for the old, and three years for sewing and mending". I can't fit the second child, and then the third child... and so on.Leaving them is the whim of the sugar cats, and the standard provided is so-so, but for most children, it can lower their vigilance.

I have to admit that knowing kindness is still a virtue that most people in this era possess.At least there will be no strange remarks such as helping a person for 20 yuan, "How can you help her if you don't push her down".I was carefully told not to take the initiative to help the elderly cross the road, not to give up your seat, not to step forward when someone falls, and not to help someone who is injured.If it weren't for the surveillance video, the man who saw the pregnant woman fell and kindly helped him up might have to bear the medical expenses again.Everyone followed the "Salvation Standard Procedures for Protecting the Rescuers" and carefully looked forward and backward.But in this era, for most people, they still believe in the era of "Throw me a peach and repay it with Qiong Yao."Fan Tuan thought to himself, as long as "they" don't threaten the safety of his younger siblings, he will be a servant with peace of mind. At worst, he will be a good man again in [-] years.

The author has something to say: Recently, I have been researching the battle of Xuzhou and the price of goods in the Eastern Han Dynasty. I feel a little stuck, so I am a little late, sorry.

Everyone must look carefully at the following things and abide by them at all times to ensure their own safety.

Standard rescue procedures to protect the rescuer himself

1. Notify family members, relatives and friends to come to deal with:

I squatted down: "Grandma, hello, do you still remember the phone numbers at home or the cell phone numbers of your children's relatives and friends? I can call them for you."

The old lady tried hard to remember: "Oh, I fell a little dizzy, and I can't remember the phone number."

▲▲▲The "Safety Book for Rescuing the Elderly" is written in bold and bold characters: The best way to rescue, notify family members and friends!If unable to contact, continue the following procedure ▲▲▲

2. Ask the old lady's name and children's occupation:

Me: "Grandma, what's your last name?"

Granny: "My surname is Xu, ouch!"

I took three steps back in shock: "What, are you the famous Mrs. Xu in the legends of the internet world!?"

▲▲▲The "Safety Book for Rescuing the Elderly" is written in bold and bold characters: Mrs. Xu, stop the rescue process!

Alarm handling. ▲▲▲

Granny: "Wrong, I am not Mrs. Xu, ouch! My surname is Xu, Xu is allowed."

I wiped off my sweat: "Oh, I misheard, it's Mrs. Xu. Do you have any children? What occupation do you do?"

Granny: "I have a son who works in a power company."

▲▲▲ "Safety Book for Rescuing the Elderly" states in bold, bold and large characters: Children work in powerful departments such as pol.ice bureaus, courts, and procuratorates, and the rescue process is suspended!Alarm handling. ▲▲▲

Ask about the name of the old lady and the occupation of the children, and confirm that the rescue process can continue.

3. I took out another piece of paper from my backpack and said——

Statement of Voluntary Acceptance of Assistance

I am XXX, gender (male/female), XX years old, from XXXX address in XX city.Due to my old age and infirmity, I am inconvenient to move. I accidentally fell to the ground at XX on XX, XX, XX, XX, XX, and was unable to get up.

I am willing to accept the enthusiastic help of XXX people in XX city. All my injuries and illnesses have nothing to do with XXX. All medical expenses are borne by myself and my family, and have nothing to do with XXX.

Hereby declare.

Signature of the declarant:

Statement date: ____________________

I read the statement aloud to the old lady.

Me: "Grandma, if you agree with this statement, just sign it, and I will help you up right away."

Granny: "No problem, ouch! I can sign."

▲▲▲The "Safety Book for Rescuing the Elderly" is written in bold and bold characters: Refuse to sign the "Voluntary Acceptance of Rescue Statement" and the rescue process will be terminated!Alarm handling. ▲▲▲

I took out the pen and handed it to the old lady's right hand, but the old lady's right hand was shaking, and she couldn't even hold the pen, let alone sign.

The old lady can't sign, so should the rescue be suspended?Don't worry, I'm always ready to help others.

4. I took out the recording pen from my backpack——

Me: "Grandma, you can read it according to this statement, and I will record it as proof."

Granny: "Okay, ouch!"

I put the "Voluntary Acceptance of Assistance Statement" in front of the old lady, and the old lady read it accordingly:

"I am Mrs. Xu, female, 65 years old, from XXXX address in Nanjing City. Because I am old and frail!..."

The old lady was struggling to read, when a middle-aged man wearing glasses said, "Hey, young man! I am a lawyer in this city and have specialized in civil disputes for many years. Here is my work permit. Take a look."

I took a look at the work permit and asked, "What advice do you have?"

Lawyer: "The old lady can't stop reading your "Voluntary Acceptance of Rescue Statement". I'm afraid this recording cannot be used as evidence for your exemption. The judge will think that the old lady was coerced at that time. Such a statement is not voluntary!"

I was taken aback, I didn't expect this: "Then...then..."

Lawyer: "Young man, everyone has seen your enthusiasm, but things are not as smooth as you imagined, it is best to call the police!"

How can I give up halfway because I am so enthusiastic about helping others? Don't worry, I am still prepared.

5. I took out another piece of paper from my bag, and everyone around the audience exclaimed in unison, "There is more?!" The book said——

Rescue the elderly eyewitness certificate

XXX, male, XX years old, from XXXX, XX City. XXX passed by XXXX, XX, XX, XX, XX, XX, and found that Mr. XXX fell to the ground by himself and was unable to get up.

XXX has always been kind-hearted and happy to help others, and intends to help Mr. XXX/grandma.Due to the physical inconvenience caused by the fall of Mr. XXX/grandma, it is impossible to sign and approve the "Voluntary Acceptance of Rescue Statement" or provide a valid legal recording certificate.

In order to alleviate the pain of Mr. XXX/grandma and enable him to get help in time, XXX is willing to take action, and with the verbal permission of Mr. XXX/grandma, help Mr. XXX get up and send him to the hospital for treatment.

The following 10 enthusiastic local people are willing to be witnesses of this incident and collectively sign the guarantee certificate: Mr. XXX/grandma fell on his own, and his injury has nothing to do with XXX, and the medical expenses of Mr. XXX/grandma’s family members Assume it has nothing to do with XXX.

Eyewitness signatures are as follows:

Witness 1: Address: Work unit: ID number: Contact number:

Witness 2: Address: Work unit: ID number: Contact number:

Witness 3: Address: Work unit: ID number: Contact number:

Witness 4: Address: Work unit: ID number: Contact number:

Witness 5: Address: Work unit: ID number: Contact number:

Witness 6: Address: Work unit: ID number: Contact number:

Witness 7: Address: Work unit: ID number: Contact number:

Witness 8: Address: Work unit: ID number: Contact number:

Witness 9: Address: Work unit: ID number: Contact number:

Witness 10: Address: Work unit: ID number: Contact number:

Date of certificate: ____________________

▲▲▲The "Safety Book for Rescuing the Elderly" is written in bold and bold characters: the witness certificate must be signed by 10 local residents for confirmation, otherwise the rescue process will be suspended!Alarm handling. ▲▲▲

I waved the "Evidence of Eyewitness" to the crowd of onlookers, and said affectionately: "I will never give up when I help others. All enthusiastic Nanjing people, can you make a testimonial for my younger brother? Sign this and leave a message. Name, if there is any dispute in the future, please testify for me, and return my brother's innocence?"

There was a murmur of discussion in the crowd, and soon, the lawyer came out first to sign the "Evidence of Witness". Under his leadership, the required 10 witnesses signed quickly.

I was so moved that tears filled my eyes, and I couldn't stop saying "Thank you, thank you!" The enthusiastic Nanjing people gave me selfless help when I needed it most.

I showed the "Elderly Rescue Witness Testimonial" signed by everyone as a testimony to the old lady who was still lying on the ground and couldn't help "ouch". The old lady's eyes obviously burst into tears of excitement.

I asked softly: "Grandma, have you read my "Evidence of Eyewitness", do you agree with me helping you up?"

The old lady kept saying: "Yes, yes, ouch!"

▲▲▲The "Safety Code for Rescuing the Elderly" states in bold, bold and large characters: To lift up the elderly must be confirmed by the person, otherwise the rescue process will be terminated!Alarm handling. ▲▲▲

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D’s diamond heart has been shattered recently. Zhou Yu who drank a bowl of gnocchi in "Red Cliff" is a cup, and Zhou Yu in the Chinese animation version of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is a tableware. Curiosity killed the cat, and she burst into tears ~~

You're the only one with a mustache, and your whole family has mustaches! !

Awow, the wind is roaring, the horse is whistling, D is roaring, D is roaring~ this world~