Cat's house travels through the notebook of the Three Kingdoms Chapter: Academy Green Onion

"Zhongda, I'm looking for you." Suddenly a familiar voice greeted Sima Yi, and when he looked up, it was Yuan Xi, before he could speak.

"Little Tang? Why are you here—ah, Brother Lao, you're here too!" With a startled tone, Yuan Xi had a shocked expression on his face. He pointed at Sima Yi and said, "Why are you together!"

"Why, is there something wrong? Xianyi." Sima Yi asked calmly, and suddenly gave a very standard foxy smile, which immediately made all the goosebumps on Yuan Xi's body jump up and report.

"No...no—of course not, Zhongda." Yuan Xi responded quickly with a haha, and quickly changed the subject, as if something terrible was chasing after him. "Shouldn't the two of you be studying in the mountains? How did you come to Yingyin?"

"Zhongqing and Xiaotang will soon become our classmates."

Yuan Xi's eyes suddenly widened, with disbelief written in his eyes, "Would your family let you come out at such a young age?"

"Could it be that the academy still requires a certain age?" Tangmao replied, while secretly despising Lao Mao's bad idea of ​​pretending to be young.Although it is true that a woman disguised as a man looks younger than her actual age to a certain extent, and the secondary sexual characteristics of a 13-year-old boy are not obvious. This is the safest plan, but it is always regarded as a gentleman It feels really bad.

"That's not true." Yuan Xi stared at Tangmao for a few times, with a complicated expression, and turned to ask Sima Yi, "What did you call him just now?" Who is that Zhongqing?

Then, after some explanations, Yuan Xi accepted the official vest of the two cats. Of course, there was a lot of politeness and politeness, and it took a while.

After confirming that the two cats will go to Yingchuan Academy for study tour, Yuan Xi's expression became even weirder than before. He looked at the old cat on the left with a wicked smile, and on the right at the sugar cat with a sinister smile. After a long time, he asked this question : "Xiaotang, are you literate?"

The two cats immediately fell in love with the impact of the high illiteracy rate in this era. Before they had time to complain, Sima Yi asked, "I remember you didn't go on a night tour last night?"

The super innocent tone actually hinted that he had accidentally lost his mind, which led to the symptoms of insanity now, but Yuan Xi hadn't heard it yet.

"Didn't I be with you last night?" Yuan Xi asked strangely without thinking too much.

"Then if Xiaotang doesn't know how to read, why does he come to the academy?" Sima Yi originally wanted to continue complaining, but he was faintly aware of the constantly pervasive weird atmosphere and made him stop immediately.Looking back, I found that the source of this atmosphere was actually—the sugar cat.

Just when Yuan Xi said that sentence without thinking about it, the old cat noticed the wolf's ears suddenly erected by the sugar cat and the wolf's tail that started to wave. In addition, the background was a raging fire, and the wolf's blood boiled. .

The two males, completely ignorant of the nature of the weird atmosphere surrounding Sugar Cat, sensed the existence of danger according to the so-called male seventh sense, and quickly changed the subject.

Led by two ground snakes, the two cats successfully purchased the daily necessities. The reason why they did not use servants was not because of how high their ideological consciousness was and how profound their concept of equality of all beings was. Using servants is not a wise decision.Coupled with the many confidential technologies involved in daily life, it will be more troublesome if something is accidentally leaked.Fortunately, Guo Jia was considerate, and the courtyard arranged for them was cleaned regularly, and he told them to stay if they liked it.

What was even more surprising was that the courtyard Guo Jia arranged for the two cats was very close to Sima Yi's. The two sides could almost sign a treaty of good-neighborliness and friendship. After learning such a tragic fact, the hearts of the two cats couldn't help but shed tears. Lasagna Tears——Guo Fengxiao, you are too good at picking places!This is simply a test of their nerve strength!

At the same time, Yuan Xi, who was on the other side, smiled maliciously. He patted Sima Yi on the shoulder and signaled with his eyes: Brother, I will bother you more from now on.In fact, the two men also felt a little strange about the sudden appearance of the two cats. Although they were very interested in what they had, the delivery to their door so soon still made the two second sons have some doubts in their hearts.

Having said that, the person who had glimpsed before suddenly appeared in front of him, still as a classmate, this is really a bit like some vulgar idol drama.

The origins of the two cats are really suspicious for these two people. From the perspective of speech and behavior, they must be the masters who have been pampered since childhood, but their surnames have not produced any famous people, and there is no such thing as powerful.In addition, although the atmosphere of study tours was very prosperous during this period, it is too strange that two children of this age dared to study in the academy without the company of their families.

"What do you think?" As soon as he got out of the two cats' yard, Yuan Xi asked his companion who had been thinking about it for advice. Sima Yi was much more professional when it came to looking at people.

"How about what?" Sima Yi smiled and pretended to be stupid, "I'm not very masculine, and I'm not interested in that little sugar, how would I know?"

"Zhongda!" Yuan Xi was a little annoyed, why would he take the opportunity to ridicule people whenever he got the chance. "Their backgrounds, their origins! I don't believe that you would be so kind as to take them on a tour of Yingyin. Without enough bargaining chips, you would never do something thankless."

"So in your eyes there is someone like this," Sima Yi's eyes narrowed slightly, "Then next time Master is embarrassing you, please hire someone else." After lightly dropping a bombshell, Sima Yi left his friend without loyalty and fled away lightly.

"No! Zhongda—" Yuan Xi screamed from behind.

As so-called good neighbors and friends of good neighbors, Sima Yi and Yuan Xi gave full play to the cross-age spirit of Five Lectures, Four Beauties, and Three Loves in the process of moving and arranging the furniture.With the strong labor force of the profession, everything in the small courtyard is settled in a short time.

Taking advantage of this effort, Yuan Xi also understood the reason why this little fox, Sima Yi, was so enthusiastic.The furniture made by the two cats seems to be different from the normal furniture regulations, but after careful study, there is a certain reason. It is definitely better than the current furniture in terms of comfort, especially after seeing the three-dimensional view of the immediate effect after.If it can be used to draw siege equipment or specific defense plans, it will definitely be much more effective than general floor plans.

"This time I really have to thank you two." The old cat politely thanked the two male creatures in front of him. Behind the scenes, the two men and the cat are actually having their own ghosts, but they must be polite and thoughtful on the surface.Guo San next to him served the freshly brewed chrysanthemum tea.

Guo San and Guo Si, who is helping in the kitchen, are servants sent by Guo Jia to help. When they heard these two names, the two cats secretly laughed for a long time. what's the reason.It is said to help with the sundries, but in fact there is a certain sense of surveillance in it. In order to make this "ghost" feel at ease, he really needs someone to help with the housework, so he just kept the two of them.Unsurprisingly, these two people are actually rare breeds who can read and write in this era. Originally, the two wanted to cover up this fact as much as possible, but they were no match for the temptation of Sugar Cat, who is familiar with human nature and psychological weaknesses. The truth came out after trying out the trick of a TV series.

After all, the two cats are still suspicious characters at present, and the two cats make the best use of their possessions and let them be responsible for some writing work, or help the two cats as experimental assistants.The usual range of activities is limited to the outer courtyard, because the sugar cat is holding a scalpel with a smile on his face and warned that he will not be responsible for all the consequences if he accidentally goes to the wrong place.Don't talk about the issue of being born equal here, the founder of the Enlightenment is not even a cell now.

"Old Mao, you really enjoy it, even the servants at home are so upright." Sima Yi glanced at Guo San who was standing respectfully aside at the moment, and teased with a smile.

The old cat turned around and glanced at Guo San, "You mean this one?"

Recently, I got along with two cats. Although I have a certain understanding, the smile on Sima Yi's face is still stiff at this moment. The habit of counting people using "only" is really not very adaptable to people. Why does he count animals like this? One by one?

"The facial features are where they should grow, is there any problem?" After looking up and down for a while, the old cat didn't see a flower growing on Guo San's face for no reason, "Anyway, someone else borrowed it to help, and asked Don’t be too tall. Besides, none of the cats in Zhongda’s house looks like it will affect your appetite.”

"puff--"

"puff--"

Obviously, Sima Yi and Yuan Xi's mental capacity is not good enough. For this grammatically correct but awkward sentence, the chrysanthemum tea brewed with fetal chrysanthemum just drank out just like that.

"Don't waste it." The old cat still feels a little distressed. In this era when nothing is mass-produced, it is not easy to get some tea. "Well, San, please greet them first, this cat will be right back."

After a while, he came back with two beautifully packaged boxes, deliberately made a cautious look, and handed them to the guest in front of him, still saying politely: "A small gift is not a respect."

"Honey!..." Although the two present here are experienced, they still have a youthful heart. Looking at the mysterious look of the old cat, they were also aroused by curiosity. Yuan Xi took the lead in opening the so-called thank you gift, Something in it really made him jump.

"Shh..." The old cat raised his index finger, put it on his lips, and made a silent movement, "Secret!" The corners of the eyes were crooked, and the faint smile also showed a scheming look. What moved the children of these two aristocratic families was naturally not an ordinary item. Due to the current conditions of the two cats, it could not be real money, but a rare tribute in this era-the honey torch.

In fact, to put it simply, this thing is a candle, but at this time it is still a tribute from South Vietnam, which is very precious.In this era, torches and grease are the main force for lighting. Simply tie mugwort and reeds into a bunch, and write animal fat on the sacrificial offerings. Ancient scholars can start to light up night battles. At home, they only use animal fat. The oil lamps are made by wealthy families, so they often leave allusions about Nang Ying night reading or chiseling the wall to borrow light, but the smell of these lamps is not so good.

It is reasonable to pay tribute to two hundred honey torches each year, and the king will reward officials above the marquis when fire is banned during the Cold Food Festival. However, in recent years, wars have occurred frequently in the Central Plains, and the ability to control the surrounding countries has been significantly weakened. The mountains are high and the emperor is far away. The number of honey torches is so small that the two in front of them will react like a fuss when they see the honey torches.

"Old Mao, it's just a matter of little effort for us to do this, you don't have to be so polite." In the eyes of the two people in front of them, it's a little too much for such a precious thing, although they may indeed have their own little calculations in it, There is no meaning in this regard.

But in fact, the old cat did this naturally because of her little girl. The white wax worms used to make candles were found on the back mountain of Huajia Village, and then domesticated by sugar cats. The era is more operable, and the whole process is pollution-free. As long as the market is opened among the children of these aristocratic families, it will naturally be another way of making money.The cooperation agreement reached with Guo Jia before, but now he is going to attack Lu Bu with Cao Cao, and the principal is not there. Some high-tech projects cannot be launched immediately, so they can only make some small things to earn extra money.

"Don't be nervous, this is just a substitute." The old cat blinked and smiled slyly. Although the current royal power has been weakened to the point where it can be ignored, it is still necessary to preserve the last bit of decency for the Han family. , Private use of tributes should be avoided.

"Then you're welcome." Sima Yi was more sophisticated in human affairs, and when he heard what the old cat said, he immediately hid the things in his sleeves with a smile, but he moved so quickly that he was afraid that the old cat would regret taking it back now.It looked like the current oil lamp had made him resent for a long time.According to Tangmao, it was the smell of the crematorium. Thinking of this, the corners of the old cat's mouth twitched imperceptibly.

At this time, Guo Si, who was beside Tangmao, came out and said that lunch was ready, and asked the two guests to stay for a light meal. This matter was finally revealed, and the result was that they paid off their favor for moving with two candles. , is a cost-effective deal.

The familiar smell that floated into the nose was so familiar that the old cat almost made a five-body throwing pose. This is obviously the staple food that is rated as junk food in the 21st century but students can't leave it-instant noodles, which are usually considered to have the effect of lowering IQ. The harm, and now, is used by the sugar cat to combine with the wontons it has made to make a wonton noodle.

If a month ago, someone came over and said to Lao Mao in a serious manner that one day she would sit with Tang Mao opposite Sima Yi and Yuan Xi and eat wonton noodles together, her first reaction would definitely be to confirm that the other party did not If you burn out your brain, call 120 for emergency services.But now looking at the two people on the opposite side who are far from the word "elegant", the old cat really can't laugh.

Wiping his mouth in satisfaction, Yuan Xi proposed to send someone to learn how to do this.Tang Mao frowned, showing a look of embarrassment, but actually he was dissatisfied with the insatiable progress of this intuitive natural enemy in front of him.

"Others are very easy, but even I don't know the specific recipe of this spice, if you think it's okay, feel free to do so."

Afterwards, Tangmao regretted this sentence for a long time, because for a long time, people used this excuse to eat and drink, and this person still looked very unpleasant, and the mood was really not good.

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