Cat's house travels through the notebook of the Three Kingdoms Chapter: Academy Green Onion

"Oh, by the way, if you want to report it, it seems that you will be charged with a higher crime. You can decide for yourself." At the end, before leaving the banquet, the old cat seemed to add this sentence casually, but the warning in it was very serious. strong.

"If you confirm that you want revenge, and you have figured out how much you are willing to pay, maybe we can talk about how to implement an equivalent exchange." Sugar Cat narrowed his eyes slightly, and his tone seemed to be tempting humans to commit crimes. The devil who committed the original sin seems to be too artistic, but in fact it is the tone of Grandma Wolf who lied to Little Red Riding Hood.At least if these loyal ministers can change their beliefs later, it will be a very interesting and meaningful thing.

That night, Tangmao suggested to Lao Mao for the first time whether he needed to cultivate a confidant.This turned out to be something they had been avoiding tacitly, because they didn't want to have too close a connection with this world.It is also because it is a moral bottom line that they keep in their hearts. Although there are slaves in this world, and they are indeed enjoying such a convenience for granted, this is a compromise because they don't want to stand out from the crowd and be unconventional. result.Even Guo San and Guo Si never thought they were inferior, they were just a way to beat them when they went too far today.

Because they are not saints, and this is not a novel, so Tangmao knows better that the rescued males are handsome pots, and the rescued females are loyal servants, voluntarily serving as slaves and handmaids. big joke.It is nothing but hypocrisy to claim that all beings are equal, to ask maids and sisters to match each other, but not to cancel their low status, to let them sacrifice voluntarily at critical moments, and to shed a few crocodile tears after enjoying such a sacrifice for granted. .And with the expression of the Virgin Mary, he instantly rescued the distressed people who harbored national hatred and family hatred, and they promised each other with their bodies. Even if they did not become the hero in the end, there would still be a ray of love tied to the Virgin Mary, who was willing to wait loyally and silently. Wandering around the world, causing countless people to shout in support of the ending of the harem - just thinking about it, Tangmao trembled all over, if this happened, it would be better to strike her to death directly with a thunder from the sky never mind.

Whether it's a servant or a lowly family, this is something that only exists in legends in their world, and it is a yellowed record in the frozen history.From the bottom of my heart, as a cat with a healthy body and mind, whether it is a sugar cat who always equates people into cells to achieve the purpose of ignoring them, or a cat who always treats people with a casual attitude No matter how old a cat is, its nerves are not strong enough to treat people as personal property like cattle and sheep. Although it despises human life, it will not wantonly buy and sell people like this.

Sugar Cat knows in his heart that once the boundary of today is crossed, the test he faces will be even more severe. Perhaps the code of conduct of modern people will collapse in the torrent of this era.After a hole is torn in this, perhaps the bottom line of killing and the like will have the same fate as this principle.

But you can't do otherwise.

Today's incident clearly told her that if she wants to survive in this world, it is not enough just to be kind, benevolent, or more broadly speaking, to be harmless to others. Only by cultivating her own cronies can she feel at ease.The one who came today was just Xun Yu who wanted to inquire about their situation, and the two of them could make their own decisions. If someone promised them enough benefits to take their lives in another day, would the result be the same as today?

Once something like trust is broken, it will cost ten times as much to repair it.

"Old cat, let's find a way to buy some servants and come back some other day." Tangmao said this to the old cat at night, and made a suggestion after she had considered it for a long time.In the end, Tangmao resolutely chose the former for her own safety and the dignity of others, because she still wanted to go home, and she didn't want to die inexplicably before returning home.

"Have you thought about it too?" The old cat still had the usual indifference on his face, as if these problems only troubled Tang Mao.It's just that her next sentence revealed her thoughts unintentionally, "If you really want to buy it, you should choose someone from a poor family. I would rather give them freedom before going home, even if they are illiterate." .As for those young masters and ladies who originally came from noble families, I am not interested in learning how superior they are by nature."

Of course, things like buying and selling people are not something that can be done just by doing it. Let alone such a special form of market is only opened once a month, and there is still a period of time.Just the specific operation process, the selection of the object, the bargaining, and whether there are any cuts or slang words in it, all of which have to be resolved by an expert.

However, at present, for the two cats, another thing is more important. Carrying out family training is ten times more resentful.

Even if you are a descendant of a good person, if you offend the cat, you can imagine the consequences yourself.Even earlier, there was the basic concept that the prince broke the law and the common people were guilty of the same crime, not to mention that they are just strangers from 800 years later.

After lifting off the thick rice stalks covering the surface, Guo San Guo Si, who was captured as a coolie, resisted the urge to cover his nose and took out the box below. After seeing the contents, he put down the work at hand and flew away. Went to vomit.

The green and black substance attached to it exudes a strange smell, which is a smell that they will never forget in their entire lives - an extraordinary smell!Even their extremely gentle adjectives can't describe such a stench that makes people strongly recall what they ate just now.

The original white and crystal-clear appearance is now covered with a blue coat, with a layer of fluff-like substance growing on it, which is not ordinary long, and there will be wire drawing during the period. Guo San and Guo Si feel that even if they take a look, They are all challenges to their gastrointestinal function.

The old cat and the sugar cat exchanged a sinister smile with each other under the mask.Don't you like Ling Jun Yixiang?Then we have to balance each other, as the price for daring to make them almost allergic to the fragrance.

Of course, in addition to these two in the family, they have another object to thank.For this genuinely kind person, it is natural to repay his kindness wholeheartedly.After all, one is the cause and the other is the effect. If there is no inducement, Guo San and Guo Si are not so capable of making their own decisions.

It is reasonable to say that how to make tofu is an impossible subject for children in the city, but since the old cat once read "Compendium of Materia Medica" as a joke book, there is no problem, This is where the oldest method of making stinky tofu is adopted, instead of simple and rough soaking with chemical reagents. Relatively speaking, the ancient recipes are more natural and pollution-free.

The next day, when Yuan Xi and Sima Yi came to have dinner together as usual, Tangmao said with a smile on his face that Sima Yi's previous enthusiastic help had given them a lot of inspiration. .Yuan Xi looked at Tangmao with strange eyes, knowing that Sima Yi had done something good, and also knew that Tangmao was not a good cat, so the current situation was suspicious no matter how you looked at it.

The plate that Guo Si brought up was tightly covered with a pot lid. Guo Si stretched out his hand very straight, lest the plate was not far enough away from him. When he placed it in front of Sima Yi, he showed a look of deep sympathy.

The old cat raised his face and said with a sincere expression that he had never seen before, "Zhongda, you have really helped us a lot, so we should thank you very much. You are welcome, it took us three days to prepare this Thank you, please accept it with a smile."

Thank you for reminding us of the laws of this world, thank you for making us clearly realize that we can’t do without hard work, thank you for awakening our innocence, thank you for letting us break the rules we abided by before.How can I not thank you for such a great achievement?Zhongda.

Sima Yi looked at Guo Si, who had a weird attitude before, and then looked at Lao Mao, who smiled like a good boy who is now a good boy who talks about five things, four beauties and three loves, and felt a little disharmony.This kind of thank you is too warm, it should not belong to the cat in front of me.

The Sima family and the Xun family are family friends. Sima Yi also respects Xun Yu as an elder. At the same time, the two get along well. To a certain extent, Xun Yu does not pay much attention to Sima Yi, the Sima family. The second young master is quite appreciative.Therefore, when Xun Yu asked to meet the two cats yesterday, Sima Yi agreed to be the introducer out of this kind of friendship.

According to the contact these days, Sima Yi can clearly feel that although it is still inconspicuous, for the two cats in front of him, as long as they spend more time, it is not easy to want to lie drunk on the lap of a beauty and wake up to take over the power of the world. No way, what "they" lack is time.The words and deeds of the obvious gentry family, even if "their" family is now unheard of, may just be the result of deliberate concealment.There is no need for such people to curry favor with the rich and powerful. Just the honey torch that "they" handed out at random can prove that the strength is not those obscure descendants who are ecstatic about Xun Yu's arrival, and they are not those poor people.

However, after thinking about it like this, Sima Yi felt that there was a Hongmen banquet in front of him, and there must be some problems with the things on the plate.It's just that human beings always have curiosity, and sometimes even if they know there is danger ahead, they can't help but jump into the pit actively.

Under such circumstances, Sima Yi lifted the lid of the pot...

It was rumored that the second young master of Sima's family had a bad appetite recently. There were rumors that he would throw up whatever he ate... There were even rumors that he would get nauseous when he smelled certain foods.A person with a mother who has a child at home accidentally said: Isn't this a symptom of early pregnancy?So there are more rumors that Sima Yi is actually a daughter, and she mixed into Yingchuan Academy for the sake of her sweetheart, but she was young and impulsive, ate the forbidden fruit, and now the child's fetus is dark... So, the speculation about the child's father has spawned [-] Among them, Yuan Xi, who was very close to Sima Yi, had the highest number of votes...

The two cats looked at each other and smiled. Rumors are indeed terrible things!

This is just an episode that made the two cats laugh when I was eating stinky tofu leisurely afterwards.

But now, the old cat is not in such a relaxed mood. To put it more seriously, it is not an exaggeration to say that she is depressed.The reason is simple, she was detained, and the object of the detention happened to make her unable to lose her temper, because to some extent, this was indeed her own problem.

The master who dared to let the old cat stay in the classroom was certainly not Kong Rong who had suffered a lot, but Ruan Yu who taught the subject of "music", Cai Yong's disciple, and was called a "wizard" by him. "The presence.For the old cat, it is easy for Lao Mao to muddle through other subjects at the speed of teaching a book of "The Analects of Confucius" in five years. It is not a problem that can be solved directly in three or two strokes.

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This is a more reasonable method of making stinky tofu, and it can be done according to the conditions of the Three Kingdoms period. As for tofu, as mentioned before, it can be directly ordered with bitter bittern, and gypsum is also fine.

stinky tofu

raw material:

Tofu, some 15cm×15cm wet cotton cloth (preferably white), some straw, one carton

Production:

1. Cut the bought tofu into small pieces of 6cm×6cm×2cm, place each piece obliquely in the middle and wrap it tightly with a damp cloth (no need to tie it up).

2. Remove the leaves and ears of rice straw, leaving only the rice stalks, wash them, cut them into 20 cm long sections, wash them and dry them for later use.

3. Stack the tofu wrapped in cloth neatly one by one on the wooden board (can be placed on the cutting board), the maximum can be three or four layers, the bottom area should be as large as possible, and then press another wooden board or stone board on top , At this time, add water to a large pot and put it on the upper wooden or slate board (it is also a good choice to replace it with boulders, anyway, the thing pressed on it is "heavy"!), so that you don't care about it within 24 hours. This process is to squeeze out all the water in the tofu through gravity and make it more compact.Because water will seep out during the whole process, it is best to do this work in a pool, of course, this day your pool will not be usable.I did it in a square pot so the water wouldn't seep out and stain the floor.

4. Check the tofu one day later, and you will find that they are squeezed flat and tightly, neatly.Ok, now you can find out the carton, and spread a layer of 1cm thick rice stalks densely on the bottom, then put the tofu wrapped in cloth on top of it layer by layer, and then spread another layer on top of it Thick rice stalks.Then put it in a damp and cool place, and check it every day. Generally, you can smell the attractive smell of stinky tofu in about 3 days. You can check if there is any long hair or brushed surface. If there is, it is considered ready. Remember , the standard is to have the fragrance of stinky tofu and long hair, brushed.

The author has something to say: Hahahaha, the cats finally started to take revenge, what is the tool of revenge?

The destructive power of rumors is really huge. If everyone talks about money, it is not ordinary.