Cat's house travels through the notebook of the Three Kingdoms Chapter: Academy Green Onion

The reason for not wanting to formalize it? According to the usual practice, thinking that to be a doctor must be an old man in his fifties to 70 years old. Although Xun Yu said that this is not a problem, it is better not to attract too much attention.Moreover, the doctorate officer is small, but sometimes he can become a close minister of the emperor, and he has to meet the emperor for a formal report.The thought of kneeling made Tang Mao lose his appetite.People can kneel down to heaven and earth, but don’t even kneel down on their own meows. What kind of emperor is that?

In addition, Xun Yu also brought back the candle formula, but at the suggestion of Tangmao, he adopted a method called "technical investment".However, even though Guo Jia did not make any effort in this transaction, Tangmao deliberately proposed to give Guo Jia three parts of the profit, and did not shy away from Xun Yu, but delivered it in front of Guo San and Guo Si. In vain, according to Tangmao, it is considered a protection fee.Anyway, they drank the first soup of the candle profit, and they didn't care about the rest.

Xun Yu went back satisfied, but at the same time he also understood why Guo Jia hadn't recommended them before, and didn't even make any intentions in this regard. Apart from the fact that his age was not enough to convince the public, the more critical reason was his instability.Even Xun Yu, who knows people, can't figure out what they really want for a while. The simple definition of "fame" or "profit" is not enough to generalize, and he has to observe for a while.

"Then, it's time to solve the internal problem." Waving a small handkerchief to bid farewell to Xun Yu, after closing the door, the old cat heaved a sigh of relief, then smiled and showed his white teeth - stop, this is not a vampire story!Well, in short, after the old cat showed a smile that made Guo San and Guo Si creepy, he decided to start to settle the accounts.Correspondingly, there is Tangmao's grinning expression. When she shows such an expression, it is the time when she is ready to "gently" kill someone.

Dangerous breath permeates the air naturally, but how can they raise the butcher knife easily when they have a deep understanding of human psychology. The fear, struggle and despair of the prey when they are gradually dying are the most beautiful food for the hunter, and it is revenge. best means.

The death row inmates concluded that what is terrible is not death, but the feeling of approaching death. The two cats, who had a tacit understanding, did not immediately occupy their burden and act, but took Guo San and Guo Si leisurely. Putting it aside, in private, secretly planning how to do it efficiently once and for all.

According to the law of immortality of eight o'clock TV dramas, in ancient times, if one wanted to conquer people's hearts, there were two methods: the first one was to beat the opponent down, and there was no room for resurgence. It can be seen in some bastard novels that comparing the force values ​​​​of the old cat and the sugar cat, there is no way.The second type is the grace of saving lives. Well, it can be seen in some martial arts novels that being saved is often repaid with life, but the premise is that the protagonist’s RP value is high enough to happen to meet a certain master in distress and save him safely. In dire straits, and this master will not turn his mouth to silence because of embarrassment.If it is some romance books, if this rescue is not done well, some love and hatred will be drawn out.Hey, that one over there, don't throw me a little brick just because D stepped on your tail, otherwise D's hand slipped all of a sudden and might spill dog blood all over his face. This is really not a threat.

Ahem, in order to prevent the author from having a work-related accident, let's turn the topic back to the main topic.

Until dinner time, Guo San and Guo Si, who had been on tenterhooks for a long time, felt exhausted, but they hadn't seen their temporary "master" attack for a long time. It is estimated that today's affairs will be so light and light. The cats began to implement the family motto of "repay twice the kindness and ten times the grievance".

"Ah San, I didn't have time to ask you before, how did you know how to read?" After deliberation, the old cat decided to start with Guo San, who couldn't hide anything, "Even if Mr. Guo is as rich as an enemy, he doesn't have the spare money to let him go." Every servant can read and write, right?"

Originally, this matter was not pursued because of Guo Jia's face, but today he dared to be so ignorant of current affairs and make his own opinions. If he indulged, he didn't know what he would do next time that would endanger their safety .

However, since Guo San was sent by Guo Jia to monitor him, he possessed certain professional qualities.Even when being questioned suddenly like this, he can still meet the basic requirements of staying calm in times of crisis.

"Young Master Liu, what are you talking about? The villain is stupid, why can't he understand anything?" He deliberately pretended to be humble, and deliberately made a humble expression.It's just that even his eyes can be false, he is still far from the old cat.Guo San's eyes reveal an unyielding will, and he himself is not such a humble person.

Tangmao glanced at Guo Si, feeling that his life was threatened, and the latter raised his hands to signal his harmlessness, "Master Li, I am just a little book boy next to Mr. Guo, and there is nothing wrong with being able to read. Let's go." Pausing deliberately on top of Mr. Guo, reminding Tangmao not to forget that they are Guo Jia's people.

"Shutong? Shutong also has such good conditions to practice calligraphy?" Tangmao said with a smile, her unhurried tone showed that she was not shaken by Guo Si's words at all, "There is no such thing as seal script with three or five years of pen skills It is absolutely impossible to write to your level. As long as the book boy who is in charge of grinding ink can actually write seal characters, Lord Fengxiao's study is too high-end."

"Ah San, you used to be a nobleman, right?" With one hand resting on his chin, the old cat leaned against the table, inadvertently releasing coercion. Compared with Guo Si, who was slippery like a loach, it would be better to defeat Guo Si one by one, "Whether it is Whether it's your usual behavior, the location of the cocoons on your claws, or your poor posture for chopping wood, it all shows that you are not a rough job. If you don't have a lot of status in your family, you won't be so clear about the authority of Dr. Mingsuan Yes." He listed his flaws unhurriedly, still with an expression of ease, but it was a serious threat to Guo San's psychology.

Guo San's heart sank gradually, and the seemingly seamless disguise was riddled with holes in front of this child, which was not worth mentioning.It's no wonder—Master Ling Jun, who has always been knowledgeable, will also visit in person and ask for a suspicious person of this age to break the rules and become a doctor. Is there really something special about it?Guo San, who was hit hard before, was even more stimulated at this moment, and suddenly felt that his life had failed.

"Since this is the case, then Guo San is a fake name to deceive people." Tangmao took over the words, "Quickly ask the truth, what is your real name, if you don't tell the truth, I will help Miaomiao to test the medicine tonight. I was thinking how table manners can be so correct meow, there really is a reason for it." Tangmao happily raised the threat, and judging by her appearance, she clearly hoped that he would not answer so quickly so that the victim would obediently fall for it.

"What did Young Master Li say? The villain's name is Guo San. What a fake name. I don't understand what you're talking about." Although he was still stubborn, Guo San's psychological defense had gradually collapsed.

"Okay, then answer me honestly, what's your father's name?" It was decided that even if he was lying, he would not have time to make up his father's pseudonym, the old cat leaned on the chair leisurely, waiting for Guo San to jump into the trap voluntarily inside.

"Li——No, Guo, my surname is Guo, my surname is Guo!" Guo San felt that something was wrong when he blurted out, and hurriedly made amends, but it was too late, "My surname is Guo, and my father's surname is naturally Guo!" Poor Child, I can't think clearly. No matter what age, only the son takes the surname of Lao Tzu, how can I have the surname of Lao Tzu following the son.

"The surname is Li, Tang, and your waistcoat belong to the same family." The old cat turned its head, ignoring Guo San who fell to the ground after being hit, and looked at Tangmao, guessing that they would not understand the true meaning of the waistcoat.

"Well——if your surname is Li." Tangmao's eyes lit up, looked at Guo Si, frowned and asked casually, "Ah Si, don't tell me your original surname is Du."

"Cough——Master Li, how do you know!?" Even Guo Si couldn't help it this time, and his face turned pale with fright. Being able to guess another person's last name is a bit beyond the understanding of ordinary people.

"Oh, it's actually right, Tang, you change your career and become a god?" The old cat also looked at Tang Mao in confusion, expecting her to give an answer that conforms to the common sense of cats.It doesn't matter whether humans understand it or not. The key is how she can accurately find out from hundreds of surnames and successfully attack Guo Si. Well, can it be said that according to the basic theorem of the eight o'clock file, what Guo Si is wearing will be leaked? A token of his identity?

Tangmao felt a little inexplicable, so obviously the old cat didn't know anything about the matter, "Isn't there always been 'Li Du' in the common knowledge of literature? Besides 'Li Du', there is also 'Little Li Du'. There must be Du, why did you even forget this?" Such obvious literary common sense, the old cat can't be a smoker, right?

The old cat covered his face, "That 'Li Du' was a good man in the Tang Dynasty?" This common sense of literature is not so useful. If the common sense of literature in the Tang Dynasty is applied to the present, is this the Three Kingdoms? Such an inverse proposition does not hold.

But when it comes to "Li Du", the old cat feels that it is really familiar. It is not the "poem fairy" and "poet sage" of the Tang Dynasty, nor is it Li Shangyin and Du Mu. In the Han Dynasty, there seems to be such a pair. "Li Du" is also a genuine historical celebrity.Suddenly, there was a flash of inspiration. By the way, it seems that the Emperor Huanling of a certain emperor in the Eastern Han Dynasty should have looked like not long before Xiandi.

"What is Li Ying and Du Mi's relationship with you?" After a while, the old cat decided to cheat them first regardless of 21, anyway, it won't suffer.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the old cat said this, Guo San and Guo Siliang's alert level was raised by a level, "Who are you, and how do you know the name of your father-in-law (grandfather)?"

"Ah? It really has something to do with you?" The old cat was frightened by this, "I'm just talking casually." He turned his head and whispered to Tangmao, "Who wrote this script? , Why did this cat encounter such bloody things?" While talking, the corners of his mouth were still twitching, and it was really powerless for this kind of person who often encounters historical celebrities.

"Aha, ahaha... There is actually a pair of 'Li Du' here." With the accent on the word "pair", Tangmao didn't expect that the law she deliberately distorted could also be fulfilled. This "Li Du" "Plot" is a bit too magical, it really is a big world, full of wonders. "Old cat, do you know each other again?" In addition to lamenting that the screenwriter is incompetent and only spouts blood (hey, what are you talking about), Tangmao also feels very powerless towards Lao Mao, a cat-shaped encyclopedia dictionary. There are people she knows. They are people who don't know you. Fortunately, she has become someone who doesn't know you. Old cat, are you sure you didn't come to hold a class reunion?

The old cat thought for a while, and replied, "Well——if I remember correctly, it should be the party prison incident." I recalled this distant term from my memory, because it was not included in the history of the Three Kingdoms, so I didn't think about it right away. Wow, but unexpectedly met the descendants of those celebrities, so, did she turn on the protagonist mode?

"Dang Gu, sounds familiar, but it doesn't seem to be in the syllabus, right?" The history exam focuses on modern history, including both Chinese and foreign history, while ancient Chinese history is basically ignored.Tangmao didn't bother to think too much, and directly pulled the old cat over, "Explain, who are they?"

"Master Liu knows about the party?" Although he still has a flattering smile, Guo Si's muscle tension has betrayed him. If there is anything wrong, he will suddenly attack——

The old cat's paws stretched into the sleeves calmly at this time. It seemed that it was a habit formed by fear of the cold, but in fact it had already grasped the hidden weapons of mass destruction. Bush Jr. strikes first.But in accordance with the usual practice, he limited his answers to his cat's questions, "In a sense, they are descendants of good people."

As soon as this remark came out, the other three things present were all messed up in the wind. Tangmao lamented that the good person card was not issued like this, while the other two were directly knocked out by the old cat's words.The previous tense atmosphere was also completely wiped out because of Lao Mao's weird comment.

The old cat took out the fan habitually, and tapped lightly on the palm of his hand, "I have heard of such a thing, but I don't remember how many years ago it happened. If it is correct, it should be Huan Ling The period when the Second Emperor was in power." After all, even she couldn't memorize every year name clearly.

So, it began, the legendary old cat tells a story.

Note: During the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, the servants called the male master Lang or Langjun. If this is the case here, it will become Guo San Guo Si very solemnly said to the old cat: Liu Lang......, or Liu Lang Jun..., D was taken aback by this idea, so don't bother with me about why he is called Master Two Cats.

The author has something to say: It's too late, the remaining half chapter depends on the situation, if you have time tomorrow, I will fill it up, and go to bed.

Don't forget to clap your paws, school is starting~~~

Students who have a historical background may wish to think about which Li Du is.

Li Du here is a bit biased, but it should be regarded as supplementary knowledge.