[Onmyoji] Fishing Daily
Chapter 2 Together: Still Failed...
The author has something to say: Lord of Arakawa (pointing to the previous chapter): "Grandpa is you?"
Onmyoji: "That's right, my son will have a boyfriend after he dies, so of course I'm a grandfather~"
Lord of Arakawa: "What about me?"
Onmyoji: "You are grandma~"
Lord of Arakawa: "..."
☆, Chuanzhu in the water
Entering the door, there is first a spacious dressing room, dark wood made of neatly arranged grids, big and small, tall and short.
Commonly used bath towels and towels are placed in the side grid, and several pure white and pure black bathrobes are hung in the large grid next to it.One color is neat and streamlined.
There is a full-length mirror on the other side, and a small bathroom next to it, which just fits into the bathroom mirror cabinet of the head and face, and a full set of skin care products.
There are also equipment such as combs of different materials, essential oils and hair dryers.
At this moment, the outer robe depicting delicate water patterns and the black inner garment are neatly hung in a separate grid, and there is a waist-level partition next to it, on which there is a pure white paper fan and a black hat crown.
Below the partition is a pair of boots of the same color as the hat crown. After seeing these, open the second door, which is the inner room of the hot spring.
This is a simple indoor hot spring with no extra decorations, a white roof and curved walls. Opposite the door is a semi-open storage cabinet and a waterproof leather sofa.
The smooth and flat wooden boards under the feet are neatly arranged, and there is a layer of white long-haired non-slip mat on it. The shape of the hot spring below is like a curved bean, but it is far more rounded than it.The temperature of the pool water has been specially lowered, and there is no obvious heat coming out, but the water is still warm, not blindly cold.
The water surface lightly touched by the fingertips is slightly warm, which is about the same as the body temperature. I didn’t know where I saw it before. Store heat in the sun.
The temperature of the external environment is also their body temperature. Changing temperature is not synonymous with cold blood. They do not like to be in a cold environment, but they can survive in extreme environments better than other species. Instead, they prefer objects that are slightly higher than body temperature. What they want is warmth, not heat.
There was a big fish in the lukewarm pool, he just soaked himself underwater, didn't swim or do anything else, just like that, sleeping deeply at the bottom of the water.
Different from the usual state, the half-length short hair is slightly floating under the buoyancy of the water. Looking at the past through a layer of water, the originally heavy skin tone seems to have faded, which may be due to some distance. Looking at it from this angle, those demon patterns seem to have softened a lot.
The sharpness of repelling people from thousands of miles away has faded, and the demon patterns on the arms and legs that are usually covered under the solemn clothes are exposed under the light white bathrobe. It feels that his entire state is soothing now, and his eyes are gently closed. , There is also a relaxed look between his brows and eyes.
I still like water very much. Onmyoji lying on the bank and looking at him, it must feel very relaxing to soak his whole body in the water. He doesn't need to breathe like her at all, and the Lord of Arakawa underwater is very beautiful.
Yes, besides being beautiful, I can't think of other words to describe it, like a spirit in the water, or a sleeping god.
Then, should her sneaking in behavior be called blasphemy?
Why is the big fish she raises so beautiful~ It makes people look like there are a hundred deer "thumping" in their hearts.
I don’t know why, but it’s the same behavior that looks very boring. Some of them can’t do it for half a minute, but some can be watched for hours without getting tired. For example, watching the whole state of soaking in water is very dull Soothing and relaxing for a big fish.
Obviously it is a face that you can see every day, but you can never get tired of seeing it. It seems that you can have a different feeling every time. It can be summed up in two words: very beautiful.
The onmyoji lay there obediently, watching with his left hand for a while, his right hand for a while, and when he got tired, he sat up and watched for a while.
At the same time, I felt a little helpless in my heart: Wife, are you asleep?It's fine if you didn't notice me coming in, but I didn't respond at all after watching you up there for so long, why don't you sneak into the water, and run away after touching it!
However, there is absolutely not enough time to escape. He is a member of the seafood team, and he will never be able to escape underwater.
Looking at it, I saw the Lord of Arakawa under the water opened his eyes.
Alas!Wife, you finally found me!
Those eyes were like purple gemstones in the water. The Lord of Arakawa turned over flexibly in the water, but he came to the edge of the pool in a flash. When he emerged from the water, the Onmyoji was still thinking, that movement It's so beautiful, like a very beautiful big fish swimming in the water, there is no sense of disobedience at all.
A familiar face suddenly appeared in front of her, with a slightly upturned smile on her mouth, and her wet hair fell down to cover one eye. Although she looked messy, she was still breathtakingly beautiful.
Putting a pair of hands around her neck, the onmyoji just watched the other person's face slowly approaching, and suddenly blushed. In general romantic dramas, this kind of action usually represents...
Do you want to close your eyes?It's better to close it, how can we break it now?Wife, why are you so flirtatious?But it's really cold when you put your hands on your neck suddenly, so you can't increase the water temperature a little bit to warm it up, it feels like your body temperature is lower than usual...
Just as the onmyoji closed his eyes amidst the thoughts in his heart, the hands around his neck suddenly retracted and grabbed onto his shoulders. After a moment of falling, the onmyoji fell into the water, mmp! !This plot is wrong!
..
Just as the Onmyoji was indulging in the beauty of the big fish, a figure also cautiously entered the hot spring tower.
Linghu Feimo, who followed the Onmyoji, slipped into another "fish pond" opposite to the hot spring room named "A Pea" with light steps and careful movements.
The "fish pond" was originally occupied by people. As a hot spring room that may accommodate two, three, four, five or six Arakawa masters in the future, it was built unusually wide, and it was completely a pool.
In the hot air, Zhaodi was soaking in the single hot spring happily, because the guy who was renamed "wife" ran away to "a pea", and other shikigami would not set foot in this "fish pond" ", so he soaked in the hot spring with only a piece of cloth wrapped around his waist, drinking a small wine, and suddenly, he was stunned by the intruder!
There are two doors on the outside of this hot spring, one leads to the changing room, and the other leads directly to the inside of the hot spring.
The reason why Onmyoji built it like this is of course... But unfortunately, Linghu Feimo, who originally wanted to hide in the locker room, accidentally made a mistake.
Brother Zhao, who was looking at Linghu Feimo at this moment, was also very surprised. He remembered locking the door, but how did this guy get in? ? ! ! !
☆, touch!fish! !
In order to break the embarrassment here, Linghu Feimo said: "My father and her followed the Lord of Arakawa into the hot spring pool on the opposite side, so... I'll follow and have a look..."
His expression is worried and helpless. Although he hugs his wife and yells non-stop, after all, the genders are different, and the hot springs will definitely wear very little, so no matter who throws someone down, that is not what he wants to see .
Zhaodi was speechless: what did you do with your father and mother?Isn't it a matter of course if you love me?And how the hell did you get in here, boy! !
Linghu Feimo smiled softly, saying that being able to pick locks is also a must-have skill for wandering the rivers and lakes, one of them~
..
The Onmyoji was brought underwater, and her whole body was surrounded by warm pool water. The expected suffocation did not come, and she found that she could breathe smoothly underwater.
This was really a huge surprise. Although she didn't dare to make too much movement, it didn't prevent her from smiling while looking at the Lord of Arakawa above.
Lord Arakawa put his hand on her shoulder, the Onmyoji blinked his eyes, then carefully raised his hand, moved it quietly to his body, and stroked his face.
Touching the upper face with fingertips, the two radiant purple gemstones seemed to be smiling slightly.
So lovely!The fingers moved slowly on the face, eyebrows, eyes, nose, and...
The big fish didn't seem to be angry, not even a trace of annoyance, the onmyoji thought, should I do something too much?
So she acted, and suddenly exerted all her strength to kiss Lord Arakawa's lips. The moment she touched her lips, she felt that her heart was about to stop, it was so soft! !
Run after kissing!
The lord of Arakawa was just holding on to prevent her from being able to control her underwater position, but she was easily freed.
Tsk, the typical one who took advantage and ran away, and didn't want to take responsibility by the way.
After all, Onmyoji is just a rookie, and fortunately the water in the pool is not deep, so he can stand up by holding on to something.
However, he was still held down the moment before going ashore...
The Lord of Arakawa is very helpless, the onmyoji is always sneaky to make troubles, cowardice seems to have become a habit of carrying out life.
Still a little depressed in my heart, I put more effort into my hands, and the Onmyoji struggled a little but with little effect, so he turned into a salted fish.
"Where do you want to hide?" A voice that was deeper than usual sounded in my ears, and it seemed a bit cold because of the emptiness of the inner room.
The onmyoji lay motionless on his stomach, buried his face, his body was shaking, but he didn't speak.
The Lord of Arakawa raised his eyebrows: Are you too scared to cry?
Before he could say anything to comfort him, he heard the laughter that the Onmyoji deliberately suppressed but obviously failed to suppress: "My wife, don't blow in my ear, please, it's very itchy."
After the Lord of Arakawa took his hands away, the Onmyoji finally stood up in the water.
The height of the water was about waist level. Compared with the calm Lord of Arakawa, the Onmyoji standing there was obviously much more embarrassed. His long hair was sticking wetly to his scalp. This feeling was really bad.
Especially in front of the big fish who got full marks everywhere.
However, when she saw the Lord of Arakawa casually brushing back the short hair that blocked her eyes, she couldn't care less about getting angry, and a thousand deer began to bump into her heart, it's so beautiful!It's delicious, it's really delicious!
"Does it look good?"
After getting rid of those restraining attires, the sense of distance seems to be reduced. In this state, the Onmyoji feels that she is my wife, not the master of Arakawa who was fixed in the version.
This beautiful big fish in front of me belongs to my family, proud, proud!So she nodded, her eyes flicked over the half-open neckline of the white bathrobe, and after seeing the drops of water slipping past her chest, she subconsciously covered half of her face with her hands to conceal the movement of swallowing saliva.
After taking a deep breath, he maintained a calm expression and said, "It's beautiful."
The appearance is calm but the heart is turbulent. With a calm expression, she approached step by step. She kept a pure and kind smile on her face. She stretched out her hands to caress the face of the Lord of Arakawa, and quickly slid down before making contact. pressed on, chest.
Dancing grass is so soft! !This □□!It feels so so so so so good! ! !It is super cost-effective to be pressed into the water for a day!
Just pressing it up is not enough, the Onmyoji even grabbed it twice, it's worth it!
As a result, Lord Arakawa's face completely darkened, the air was quiet for a moment, and time and space froze for a moment.He never thought that the Onmyoji would really "touch fish" directly...
The scene was very embarrassing at one point, and of course the onmyoji was not the one who was embarrassed, because when she took off her hand, she was still sighing: "Wow, this □□! It feels great! It really is soft when it is relaxed!"
The Lord of Arakawa, who had just landed and hadn't walked a few steps, almost staggered. The brain structure of this onmyoji was really unusual.
After realizing that the fish had escaped, the onmyoji hurried to the pool: "My wife, don't be angry, I can guarantee that it will never happen next time!" His eyes were very sincere, if it hadn't been for a long time with Arakawa The Lord almost believed her.
Kneeling down and pinching the little fleshy face, he said helplessly: "No peeking."
"Yeah, yum, yum," the onmyoji nodded quickly, "My wife, don't worry, I'll just soak in the water, and I won't peek this time." But next time, there's no guarantee, hehe.
It is also very eye-catching to watch a big watery fish turn around and leave. The key point is the tail outside the opening of the bathrobe! !
Then he lay obediently on the edge of the pool and stared at the door, and finally saw a big domestic fish walking in with a towel on its head. Maybe it was afraid that the water vapor would wet the fur collar, so it only wore a black underwear, the iconic lake green I didn't wear my coat, but it still looks good, and it looks better without it.
"Why is it still soaking? Come up and change your clothes."
Onmyoji spread his hands helplessly: "I'm waiting for you to help me, the clothes are so heavy after being soaked in water, I can't get on by myself~"
Serious nonsense, the onmyoji wears thin clothes, and at most puts another layer on the inside to prevent them from being exposed, so why can't they come up?
"Can't you come up?" I couldn't help pinching my face with my hands, "I shouldn't have dragged you down, there might be water in your brain, go and change your wet clothes, and I'll help you dry the water in your brain."
I was very angry when I heard the first sentence, but when I heard the second sentence, I immediately turned my anger into joy: "Okay!" Suddenly thinking of the dripping hair of the Lord of Arakawa, the onmyoji who had just closed the door opened the door to ask : "Does my wife want me to help you dry your hair?"
Lord Arakawa, who was wiping his hair, said helplessly, "Change out your wet clothes first..."
"Good wife!"
The author has something to say: Once upon a time, I saw on Weibo that Mrs. Science said that in a relaxed state, a man's pectoral muscles are soft.So, the little uncle after soaking in the hot spring...
This is, the real thing, fishing!
☆, heat escape
After a while, the onmyoji opened the door and came out: "My wife, I'm ready, come in quickly and I'll blow your hair." The almost wet long hair was combed neatly, paired with shining star eyes, looking expectant.
The Lord of Arakawa walked over and covered her head with a towel: "Go find a place to sit."
"Oh," I'm not happy, I still want to blow my wife's hair more, and I haven't done much with hair since I grew up.
Onmyoji's hair is not short, and it takes some time to blow it to half-dry. Just after blowing it for the first time, when he was combing, Onmyoji suddenly turned his head, with a righteous face: "The feeling just now seems to disappear. Now, my wife, can I touch it again?!"
The Lord of Arakawa sighed and turned his head back to her, gritting his teeth word by word: "No, yes, yes."
"Oh..." Then the Onmyoji's tone became very disappointed.
Whether you have long hair or short hair, you only need to blow dry the roots of the hair, and the rest of the hair is just slightly damp and semi-dry, and it dries naturally, so it will not damage the hair too much.
This side has finished blowing, so I exchanged positions, the onmyoji rubbed his hands, and finally got to work on my wife's hair~
At first, he carefully dried the roots of his hair obediently, then deliberately messed up his hair, then handed a mirror to the Lord of Arakawa, and held it for himself, then he clenched his fists and laughed: "The messy hair Lord hahahahaha."
The master of Arakawa looked at the masterpiece of Onmyoji in the mirror, so he could only take the comb and take care of it by himself, then sighed helplessly: "Don't make trouble..."
..
The next day, the weather was fine and the sun was shining brightly. As usual, the Onmyoji went to the study to find the Lord of Arakawa, but now the main thing was to escape the heat. The weather was already approaching July. It's hot, but still hot.
After all, the constant temperature in the four seasons obviously does not conform to the growth law of Onmyoji. Summer needs to be hotter, and winter must be cold. Otherwise, the snow scene and summer benefits in the severe cold will be lost. How boring such a life would be.
But she obviously thought a little wrong, because aquatic shikigami are rare and most of them like to hide in the water to escape the heat, so there are a few who live on the shore, such as the Lord of Arakawa.
The place they are in has long been occupied by a group of shikigami who are afraid of the heat. After the obstructing furniture has been removed, there are demon fox and luthiers lying or sitting in the open space, Yasha Qingfangzhu, mountain frog rabbit rabbit smoke There are also Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai in the smoked mist teasing sibling group.
However, everyone who was escaping from the heat agreed tacitly and did not make a single sound. Sure enough, no matter what kind of character or strange habit Shikigami is, everyone has a consistent tacit understanding on avoiding the scorching heat, that is, absolutely not to annoy The master of Arakawa who brings cool feeling to everyone.
That's because they were too tacit and quiet, so that the Onmyoji didn't realize until he got close, Ah Xi!There are so many shikigami robbing daddy for wives!And forget about other shikigami, Chacha, why do you, a water-attribute shikigami, come here to escape the summer heat? Believe it or not, Dad jumped up and hit you! !
The onmyoji, who had been staring at him for more than [-] seconds, went out angrily, rushed directly into the house and dragged Zhaodi out. Zhaodi, who was playing chess with Ebisu to hone his skills, was stunned, and then he was taken with a chessboard and Take the big goldfish out together, put it under the cherry tree and fix it, if you dare to move it, write your little yellow text with xx million characters and it's the kind of sex! ! !
"Oh, okay..." Brother Zhao agreed blankly, so what exactly is Dad going to do?
Then he saw that the onmyoji worked tirelessly to pick up, chase or pull out a large number of shikigami one by one, so Zhaodi and a large area of tree shade turned into a cooling air conditioner with average cooling ability.
Amidst the lord of Arakawa looking at the courtyard with undisguised chuckles, everyone was struggling to avoid the summer heat under the oppression of their father, while the onmyoji was very happy to sit next to his wife, it was cool and comfortable~
When Linghu Feimo came to look for Onmyoji, he saw this scene in the courtyard: a young but mustache Zhaodi was playing chess with Ebishou under a tree, surrounded by a circle of long hair Shikigami was lazily escaping the heat.
There is a happy little carp slapping the water by the water, beside him is a dedicated kappa boy who works as a child worker to cool down with a small water polo, and there is a waste Yaksha floating on the water not far away, wearing an indecent little suit that has never changed for thousands of years, Sometimes basking in the front of the bubble and the back of the bubble, sometimes basking in the back and the front of the bubble.
Sitting on the bridge, Qingfangzhu clasped his hands together and recited scriptures silently, advocating an environmentally friendly way of avoiding summer heat with a calm and natural coolness. A rope as thick as an index finger was tied to Yasha's ankle on his wrist. Knot, ready to do first aid treatment after drowning to the trapped shikigami.
However, this first aid method may be somewhat inappropriate. . .
The water under the tree and the shade of the tree can be regarded as a good place to escape the summer heat, but he didn't see the Onmyoji and the Lord of Arakawa.
Bearing the scorching sun on his back, Linghu Feimo stepped on the small wooden bridge and patted the shoulder of the master who was reciting scriptures silently: "Master, hello, excuse me, did you see my father?"
Lord Qingfang stopped the silent reciting in his mouth, opened his eyes lightly, looked far ahead, but didn't look down, he replied calmly: "In the study, with Lord Arakawa."
"Oh..." The tone became decadent in an instant, Dad, can you be a little bit more promising, will you die if you stay away from that salamander...Things that are too easy to get will not be cherished, and I don't know who taught him!
However, thanks anyway, some things still need to be reminded friendly. He looked at the lake with a melancholy expression, and his words were also tainted with imperceptible sadness. He said earnestly: "Master, you Pets hanging on wrists, appear to have a dangerous tendency to drown."
"Amitabha," Master Qingfang softly whispered a Buddha's name, and finally stopped the usual far ahead, but gave a little gaze to the place slightly below, and got up after a long and detailed observation: "Thank you for the reminder."
Then he held the rope hanging from his wrist in his hands, removed the charm that was originally used to ignore the weight and pulling feeling, and grasped Yasha's rope of fate with both hands, start, use!force!pull!
Standing not far from the bridge deck, Linghu Feimo looked at Yasha, who was sinking and floating in the water, and just came out of the water because of the force of being pulled on his ankle, and poured water with his head down, feeling inexplicably sympathetic. .
There must be something pitiful about a hateful person, that's probably it. Although Yichacha is usually mischievous and troublesome, but at this moment, he is really sympathetic.
May the god of the water bless you, amen.
☆, Molesting the little uncle every day
The purpose of Linghu Feimo going to the study is of course to cause trouble. When a normal family marries a daughter, they have to conduct several investigations, not to mention that it is about her father looking for a partner, so Linghu Feimo feels that this matter is very serious. of.
But onmyojis obviously don't think so. Having a wife is fulfilling everything, having the motivation to exercise and lose weight, and the motivation to get up early and go to bed early. A wife is the beginning of all good things.
In front of him was a familiar chess game, and the person sitting opposite him was also a familiar opponent. This should have been an evenly matched battle, but...
"My wife, what do you mean by playing here? I don't quite understand." Onmyoji asked with a puzzled look on the shoulder of Lord Arakawa. She was playing by herself. Elegant and profound things are not suitable for her at all.
But being alone is boring, so I came over to watch the game of chess.But the twists and turns of the whole plate are really incomprehensible. After sitting by the side for a while, I felt too tired, so I simply lay down on the body of the Lord of Arakawa. It was cool, refreshing and comfortable, and put my hands on my neck Ring, put his chin on his shoulders, and then, he spoke.
The air exhaled close to the ear made people feel a little itchy, and the Lord of Arakawa seemed to inadvertently tilt his head, suppressing some unnatural expressions.
Onmyoji often inadvertently molested people without knowing it when their IQ was negative, but Linghu Feimo could see clearly that the giant salamander on the opposite side clearly slapped his face when he was just exhaled!red!up! !
He was so angry that he dared to blush!I was so angry that I wanted to wrestle chess!Dad, can you be smarter, who taught me to use my personal charm to attract the girl I like!
In particular, the two showing affection on the opposite side actually showed up in front of their son, asking each other and answering each other, making people feel happy and affectionate.
In the end, he simply lost the chess game a few times and went out to turn. If he stayed in this place any longer, he couldn't help but flip the table. In terms of, what kind of feeling does it feel to have a stupid dad who doesn't understand!
Looking at Linghu Feimo who turned to leave with a serious face, the onmyoji had a sad face, and wanted to lie down for a while longer. It is cool and comfortable to be next to his wife, and he can rub while he is not paying attention when he is playing chess. hair.
It's not as soft as the fox's hair, but it's not hard either. In short, the touch is first-rate.While he was arranging the chess pieces, he secretly blew another breath, and then the big fish dodged his head sideways, and the folding fan lightly tapped on his head, and he said with a smile: "Don't move around, itches."
Onmyoji sat on his shoulders contentedly, giggling, everyone wore thin clothes this season, and Lord Arakawa was no exception. He removed the fluffy hair on his shoulders and ate some tofu secretly. It couldn't be easier.
The fingertips touched the collarbone inadvertently, and then slowly descended along the line in front of the body. Without rushing, it gradually penetrated into the slightly open neckline. As soon as the fingertips touched the smooth skin there, one hand pressed Live: "Where to touch? Huh?"
The mellow and warm voice rang right next to my ears, with a slightly raised ending, whispering softly, no matter how hard I listened, I wouldn't feel tired.
"I don't have one." The caught Onmyoji didn't blush at all, and then leaned out to look directly at the smile in his eyes: "My wife, are you making a mistake? And,"
The hand that was not caught was embraced from behind and one arm together, both hands were slightly intertwined in front of the Lord of Arakawa, and his head was buried on his shoulders, not to look at him, whispering softly and unable to stop With a smile: "I'm touching my wife, is there something wrong~"
"Who is your wife?" The Lord of Arakawa asked back, and then fell sideways, bringing the Onmyoji along with him.The Onmyoji obviously didn't expect this move, and was pushed to the floor when he was caught off guard.
The left hand is still on the side of the face to support the body, but the right hand is held and pressed on the waist, which greatly increases the difficulty of getting up, but even if he is controlled by others, he cannot show weakness: "I have already shouted I've been my wife for so long, even if you deny it now, it's too late, the whole room knows that you are my wife, so don't try to refute it!" The words seem to be well-founded.
"Really?" The Lord of Arakawa smiled, and used his knee instead of his hand to hold down the Onmyoji, then put his free right hand under his armpit, put it close to the back of his head and exhaled in the Onmyoji's ear: "Say it again~"
Say it once and say it again, thinking that you will be afraid of you: "Wife~ wife wife old hahaha, wife you, hahahahahaha."
Some people are naturally ticklish, such as onmyoji, under the armpits, around the neck, and on the side of the waist, as long as they scratch a few times, they can roll over with laughter.
There was a lot of laughter and fun inside, but outside it was not so harmonious and friendly.
Seeing those two biting their ears as if no one was there, Linghu Feimo, who had been hiding outside for a long time, sat by the small lake and watched the fish, and finally simply leaned on the recliner and looked up at the sky melancholy.
Yasha, who was so lucky to be alive over there, was kicked out again after changing into dry clothes. He was walking in the yard boredly, slipped to the recliner next to Linghu Feimo, sat down, and leaned on the chair. Okay, let's start looking up at the sky together.
Sensing someone sitting down beside him, Linghu Feimo glanced listlessly at his side, saw that it was Yasha, so he turned his head back again.He was dressed in gay purple, showing so much, when he first met, he thought it was a disciple of the Five Immortals who was living in a different place, and by the way, even changed his clothes.
The result is not, dislike.
"You don't seem to be in a good mood. Would you like a candy?" In Yasha's palm is a lollipop with acceptable packaging. There are a few large characters on the top that read "Sour Plum Chinese Medicine Flavor". Mo glanced at Tang, then at Yasha, and immediately acted energetically: "Thank you, I'm fine, I don't need it."
Seeing that he didn't need it, Yasha peeled off the candy wrapper and put the candy in his mouth: "She is your father and not your girlfriend. As for such a big emotion? I just found you a mother. Although Arakawa looks cold , but it is quite easy to get along with. Relax~"
"You don't understand," Linghu Feimo lay lazily, not bothering to move, "That feeling is like..."
"There is a little pig, you have been raising it since you were a child, and you have been raising it for a long, long time, and finally waited for it to be white and fat, but it was hooked away by a rotten cabbage with a broken core next door! "Thinking of this, I have to grit my teeth,
"Do you know what's even more annoying? It's that little stupid pig who foolishly helped sell her rotten cabbages to count the money!"
Why can't you just go up and eat the cabbage?are you idiot!Cabbage has always been grown and fed to pigs. Who has ever seen pigs feed cabbage in turn! !Really are!
Yasha on the side was stunned: This metaphor, you are really biological father and son... If your father knows that you say that about her, I am afraid you will be beaten... As expected of your own son, courage is commendable, courage is commendable.
The author has something to say: Linghu Feimo: "Father, can you stop being so proactive and try to use your personal charm to attract the other party?"
Onmyoji thought about it seriously, and then said, "My son, do you think I have such a thing as personal charm?"
"You know how to taste tea and mix wine, and you can tell the difference by just smelling the aroma, but, your father and I are completely useless, do you want me to use little yellow texts to attract you, your mother?"
Linghu Feimo: When I never said...
☆, if the wall is not successful, it will be...
As a good son who touched Ping'an Jing and Jiayuan San, Linghu Feimo was still making trouble for Onmyoji's arduous journey of chasing his wife.
Thousands of flowers have three treasures: writing brush, seven arts, feather ink carving.
When it comes to feather ink carving, we have to mention Wanhua's lightness skills (hip) dot ink (drawing) mountains (big) rivers (birds), and the fresh and elegant green comes oncoming. Every Wanhua, before the new lightness kung fu came out, had a long period of time to slide and land on the feather ink carving.
What a beautiful time it was, shrouded in ink, accompanied by green leaves, accompanied by the green memories of the novice Xiaobai who kept falling to his death and getting up again, every time Linghu Feimo thought of him, he would be cute and handsome to him , the temperamental and elegant old father responded with a deep white eye.
Although onmyojis are salty fish in every game they play, Linghu Feimo's level is full, and his equipment and enchanted five-element stone can only be maintained at a level that can clear tasks, but the ingenious little Momo In his own opinion, it is not too difficult to take people flying for a while, after all his skill points have been added to these skills that focus on life and romance.
So, on a good day, Linghu Feimo got up early and changed into the black and white version of Qin Feng suit that Onmyoji loved most. The 60-degree soft face with eyeballs, coupled with the golden Lanling King mask [Heavenly Jealousy Painted Face], and a snow-phoenix and ice-king flute on his waist, are perfect.
The handsome and lively teenager has undergone a huge transformation in an instant, the corners of his mouth are slightly raised, which is very good and charming enough.
Look at the sky, it’s not past time, it’s about six o’clock in the morning, the onmyoji over there has just been woken up by the alarm clock, and is slowly procrastinating to wash up, after all, it’s still summer, the later you get up, the hotter you feel, Still should take advantage of the cool weather to enjoy a good morning sunshine~
During this time, the Lord of Arakawa next door has already got up. Unlike Xianyu Yiyi's onmyoji, he has been very self-disciplined since he was a child. No matter whether it is spring, summer, autumn or winter, he will open his eyes at [-] o'clock, get up and start taking care of himself.
Just as he was putting on his coat and was tying his belt, he heard footsteps outside the door, calm and clear. It should be a pair of hard-soled boots. According to the materials he had read before, these should be ancient boots. The necessary equipment for martial arts practitioners, that book seems to be called "XX Setting Collection".
The Lord of Arakawa still calmly continued to organize his clothes, after all, as a son, he was going to visit his father, and no one had any reason to stop him.
..
Outside the door, Linghu Feimo stood still in front of the Onmyoji's door, and waited for a few minutes. Calculating the time, he should at least have washed his face and brushed his teeth by now, and his hair can be combed by the way, so he didn't worry about it. He knocked on the door unhurriedly, three times without haste, and after a while, a well-dressed onmyoji emerged from the door.
The onmyoji yawned as he opened the door, because he slept too late last night and couldn't hide his tired face, but he was indeed dressed neatly, but he didn't have time to apply skin care products.
Seeing that the person knocking on the door was my dear baby, the onmyoji simply walked out, stood on tiptoe, patted his head, and stroked the little white hair he hadn't seen for a long time: "Son, why do you think of changing it today?" Clothes? And hair hahahahaha actually changed the shape of the face."
It's just that she didn't hear the answer, because the next moment, Linghu Feimo slapped the Onmyoji's face with his front palm, and when her reaction ability dropped to the bottom shortly after waking up, she immediately grasped the Onmyoji's hand. Chin, the Onmyoji blinked, and suddenly realized that it seemed to be the legendary Bidong.
What will you do when someone other than your wife treats you like a wall?Onmyoji's answer is...
Although her jaw was held, her eyes were still able to move, so she looked at the other party's cock, thinking about what would happen if she raised her knees and slapped her hard, but she thought about it, she was her son after all.
Onmyoji: "That's right, my son will have a boyfriend after he dies, so of course I'm a grandfather~"
Lord of Arakawa: "What about me?"
Onmyoji: "You are grandma~"
Lord of Arakawa: "..."
☆, Chuanzhu in the water
Entering the door, there is first a spacious dressing room, dark wood made of neatly arranged grids, big and small, tall and short.
Commonly used bath towels and towels are placed in the side grid, and several pure white and pure black bathrobes are hung in the large grid next to it.One color is neat and streamlined.
There is a full-length mirror on the other side, and a small bathroom next to it, which just fits into the bathroom mirror cabinet of the head and face, and a full set of skin care products.
There are also equipment such as combs of different materials, essential oils and hair dryers.
At this moment, the outer robe depicting delicate water patterns and the black inner garment are neatly hung in a separate grid, and there is a waist-level partition next to it, on which there is a pure white paper fan and a black hat crown.
Below the partition is a pair of boots of the same color as the hat crown. After seeing these, open the second door, which is the inner room of the hot spring.
This is a simple indoor hot spring with no extra decorations, a white roof and curved walls. Opposite the door is a semi-open storage cabinet and a waterproof leather sofa.
The smooth and flat wooden boards under the feet are neatly arranged, and there is a layer of white long-haired non-slip mat on it. The shape of the hot spring below is like a curved bean, but it is far more rounded than it.The temperature of the pool water has been specially lowered, and there is no obvious heat coming out, but the water is still warm, not blindly cold.
The water surface lightly touched by the fingertips is slightly warm, which is about the same as the body temperature. I didn’t know where I saw it before. Store heat in the sun.
The temperature of the external environment is also their body temperature. Changing temperature is not synonymous with cold blood. They do not like to be in a cold environment, but they can survive in extreme environments better than other species. Instead, they prefer objects that are slightly higher than body temperature. What they want is warmth, not heat.
There was a big fish in the lukewarm pool, he just soaked himself underwater, didn't swim or do anything else, just like that, sleeping deeply at the bottom of the water.
Different from the usual state, the half-length short hair is slightly floating under the buoyancy of the water. Looking at the past through a layer of water, the originally heavy skin tone seems to have faded, which may be due to some distance. Looking at it from this angle, those demon patterns seem to have softened a lot.
The sharpness of repelling people from thousands of miles away has faded, and the demon patterns on the arms and legs that are usually covered under the solemn clothes are exposed under the light white bathrobe. It feels that his entire state is soothing now, and his eyes are gently closed. , There is also a relaxed look between his brows and eyes.
I still like water very much. Onmyoji lying on the bank and looking at him, it must feel very relaxing to soak his whole body in the water. He doesn't need to breathe like her at all, and the Lord of Arakawa underwater is very beautiful.
Yes, besides being beautiful, I can't think of other words to describe it, like a spirit in the water, or a sleeping god.
Then, should her sneaking in behavior be called blasphemy?
Why is the big fish she raises so beautiful~ It makes people look like there are a hundred deer "thumping" in their hearts.
I don’t know why, but it’s the same behavior that looks very boring. Some of them can’t do it for half a minute, but some can be watched for hours without getting tired. For example, watching the whole state of soaking in water is very dull Soothing and relaxing for a big fish.
Obviously it is a face that you can see every day, but you can never get tired of seeing it. It seems that you can have a different feeling every time. It can be summed up in two words: very beautiful.
The onmyoji lay there obediently, watching with his left hand for a while, his right hand for a while, and when he got tired, he sat up and watched for a while.
At the same time, I felt a little helpless in my heart: Wife, are you asleep?It's fine if you didn't notice me coming in, but I didn't respond at all after watching you up there for so long, why don't you sneak into the water, and run away after touching it!
However, there is absolutely not enough time to escape. He is a member of the seafood team, and he will never be able to escape underwater.
Looking at it, I saw the Lord of Arakawa under the water opened his eyes.
Alas!Wife, you finally found me!
Those eyes were like purple gemstones in the water. The Lord of Arakawa turned over flexibly in the water, but he came to the edge of the pool in a flash. When he emerged from the water, the Onmyoji was still thinking, that movement It's so beautiful, like a very beautiful big fish swimming in the water, there is no sense of disobedience at all.
A familiar face suddenly appeared in front of her, with a slightly upturned smile on her mouth, and her wet hair fell down to cover one eye. Although she looked messy, she was still breathtakingly beautiful.
Putting a pair of hands around her neck, the onmyoji just watched the other person's face slowly approaching, and suddenly blushed. In general romantic dramas, this kind of action usually represents...
Do you want to close your eyes?It's better to close it, how can we break it now?Wife, why are you so flirtatious?But it's really cold when you put your hands on your neck suddenly, so you can't increase the water temperature a little bit to warm it up, it feels like your body temperature is lower than usual...
Just as the onmyoji closed his eyes amidst the thoughts in his heart, the hands around his neck suddenly retracted and grabbed onto his shoulders. After a moment of falling, the onmyoji fell into the water, mmp! !This plot is wrong!
..
Just as the Onmyoji was indulging in the beauty of the big fish, a figure also cautiously entered the hot spring tower.
Linghu Feimo, who followed the Onmyoji, slipped into another "fish pond" opposite to the hot spring room named "A Pea" with light steps and careful movements.
The "fish pond" was originally occupied by people. As a hot spring room that may accommodate two, three, four, five or six Arakawa masters in the future, it was built unusually wide, and it was completely a pool.
In the hot air, Zhaodi was soaking in the single hot spring happily, because the guy who was renamed "wife" ran away to "a pea", and other shikigami would not set foot in this "fish pond" ", so he soaked in the hot spring with only a piece of cloth wrapped around his waist, drinking a small wine, and suddenly, he was stunned by the intruder!
There are two doors on the outside of this hot spring, one leads to the changing room, and the other leads directly to the inside of the hot spring.
The reason why Onmyoji built it like this is of course... But unfortunately, Linghu Feimo, who originally wanted to hide in the locker room, accidentally made a mistake.
Brother Zhao, who was looking at Linghu Feimo at this moment, was also very surprised. He remembered locking the door, but how did this guy get in? ? ! ! !
☆, touch!fish! !
In order to break the embarrassment here, Linghu Feimo said: "My father and her followed the Lord of Arakawa into the hot spring pool on the opposite side, so... I'll follow and have a look..."
His expression is worried and helpless. Although he hugs his wife and yells non-stop, after all, the genders are different, and the hot springs will definitely wear very little, so no matter who throws someone down, that is not what he wants to see .
Zhaodi was speechless: what did you do with your father and mother?Isn't it a matter of course if you love me?And how the hell did you get in here, boy! !
Linghu Feimo smiled softly, saying that being able to pick locks is also a must-have skill for wandering the rivers and lakes, one of them~
..
The Onmyoji was brought underwater, and her whole body was surrounded by warm pool water. The expected suffocation did not come, and she found that she could breathe smoothly underwater.
This was really a huge surprise. Although she didn't dare to make too much movement, it didn't prevent her from smiling while looking at the Lord of Arakawa above.
Lord Arakawa put his hand on her shoulder, the Onmyoji blinked his eyes, then carefully raised his hand, moved it quietly to his body, and stroked his face.
Touching the upper face with fingertips, the two radiant purple gemstones seemed to be smiling slightly.
So lovely!The fingers moved slowly on the face, eyebrows, eyes, nose, and...
The big fish didn't seem to be angry, not even a trace of annoyance, the onmyoji thought, should I do something too much?
So she acted, and suddenly exerted all her strength to kiss Lord Arakawa's lips. The moment she touched her lips, she felt that her heart was about to stop, it was so soft! !
Run after kissing!
The lord of Arakawa was just holding on to prevent her from being able to control her underwater position, but she was easily freed.
Tsk, the typical one who took advantage and ran away, and didn't want to take responsibility by the way.
After all, Onmyoji is just a rookie, and fortunately the water in the pool is not deep, so he can stand up by holding on to something.
However, he was still held down the moment before going ashore...
The Lord of Arakawa is very helpless, the onmyoji is always sneaky to make troubles, cowardice seems to have become a habit of carrying out life.
Still a little depressed in my heart, I put more effort into my hands, and the Onmyoji struggled a little but with little effect, so he turned into a salted fish.
"Where do you want to hide?" A voice that was deeper than usual sounded in my ears, and it seemed a bit cold because of the emptiness of the inner room.
The onmyoji lay motionless on his stomach, buried his face, his body was shaking, but he didn't speak.
The Lord of Arakawa raised his eyebrows: Are you too scared to cry?
Before he could say anything to comfort him, he heard the laughter that the Onmyoji deliberately suppressed but obviously failed to suppress: "My wife, don't blow in my ear, please, it's very itchy."
After the Lord of Arakawa took his hands away, the Onmyoji finally stood up in the water.
The height of the water was about waist level. Compared with the calm Lord of Arakawa, the Onmyoji standing there was obviously much more embarrassed. His long hair was sticking wetly to his scalp. This feeling was really bad.
Especially in front of the big fish who got full marks everywhere.
However, when she saw the Lord of Arakawa casually brushing back the short hair that blocked her eyes, she couldn't care less about getting angry, and a thousand deer began to bump into her heart, it's so beautiful!It's delicious, it's really delicious!
"Does it look good?"
After getting rid of those restraining attires, the sense of distance seems to be reduced. In this state, the Onmyoji feels that she is my wife, not the master of Arakawa who was fixed in the version.
This beautiful big fish in front of me belongs to my family, proud, proud!So she nodded, her eyes flicked over the half-open neckline of the white bathrobe, and after seeing the drops of water slipping past her chest, she subconsciously covered half of her face with her hands to conceal the movement of swallowing saliva.
After taking a deep breath, he maintained a calm expression and said, "It's beautiful."
The appearance is calm but the heart is turbulent. With a calm expression, she approached step by step. She kept a pure and kind smile on her face. She stretched out her hands to caress the face of the Lord of Arakawa, and quickly slid down before making contact. pressed on, chest.
Dancing grass is so soft! !This □□!It feels so so so so so good! ! !It is super cost-effective to be pressed into the water for a day!
Just pressing it up is not enough, the Onmyoji even grabbed it twice, it's worth it!
As a result, Lord Arakawa's face completely darkened, the air was quiet for a moment, and time and space froze for a moment.He never thought that the Onmyoji would really "touch fish" directly...
The scene was very embarrassing at one point, and of course the onmyoji was not the one who was embarrassed, because when she took off her hand, she was still sighing: "Wow, this □□! It feels great! It really is soft when it is relaxed!"
The Lord of Arakawa, who had just landed and hadn't walked a few steps, almost staggered. The brain structure of this onmyoji was really unusual.
After realizing that the fish had escaped, the onmyoji hurried to the pool: "My wife, don't be angry, I can guarantee that it will never happen next time!" His eyes were very sincere, if it hadn't been for a long time with Arakawa The Lord almost believed her.
Kneeling down and pinching the little fleshy face, he said helplessly: "No peeking."
"Yeah, yum, yum," the onmyoji nodded quickly, "My wife, don't worry, I'll just soak in the water, and I won't peek this time." But next time, there's no guarantee, hehe.
It is also very eye-catching to watch a big watery fish turn around and leave. The key point is the tail outside the opening of the bathrobe! !
Then he lay obediently on the edge of the pool and stared at the door, and finally saw a big domestic fish walking in with a towel on its head. Maybe it was afraid that the water vapor would wet the fur collar, so it only wore a black underwear, the iconic lake green I didn't wear my coat, but it still looks good, and it looks better without it.
"Why is it still soaking? Come up and change your clothes."
Onmyoji spread his hands helplessly: "I'm waiting for you to help me, the clothes are so heavy after being soaked in water, I can't get on by myself~"
Serious nonsense, the onmyoji wears thin clothes, and at most puts another layer on the inside to prevent them from being exposed, so why can't they come up?
"Can't you come up?" I couldn't help pinching my face with my hands, "I shouldn't have dragged you down, there might be water in your brain, go and change your wet clothes, and I'll help you dry the water in your brain."
I was very angry when I heard the first sentence, but when I heard the second sentence, I immediately turned my anger into joy: "Okay!" Suddenly thinking of the dripping hair of the Lord of Arakawa, the onmyoji who had just closed the door opened the door to ask : "Does my wife want me to help you dry your hair?"
Lord Arakawa, who was wiping his hair, said helplessly, "Change out your wet clothes first..."
"Good wife!"
The author has something to say: Once upon a time, I saw on Weibo that Mrs. Science said that in a relaxed state, a man's pectoral muscles are soft.So, the little uncle after soaking in the hot spring...
This is, the real thing, fishing!
☆, heat escape
After a while, the onmyoji opened the door and came out: "My wife, I'm ready, come in quickly and I'll blow your hair." The almost wet long hair was combed neatly, paired with shining star eyes, looking expectant.
The Lord of Arakawa walked over and covered her head with a towel: "Go find a place to sit."
"Oh," I'm not happy, I still want to blow my wife's hair more, and I haven't done much with hair since I grew up.
Onmyoji's hair is not short, and it takes some time to blow it to half-dry. Just after blowing it for the first time, when he was combing, Onmyoji suddenly turned his head, with a righteous face: "The feeling just now seems to disappear. Now, my wife, can I touch it again?!"
The Lord of Arakawa sighed and turned his head back to her, gritting his teeth word by word: "No, yes, yes."
"Oh..." Then the Onmyoji's tone became very disappointed.
Whether you have long hair or short hair, you only need to blow dry the roots of the hair, and the rest of the hair is just slightly damp and semi-dry, and it dries naturally, so it will not damage the hair too much.
This side has finished blowing, so I exchanged positions, the onmyoji rubbed his hands, and finally got to work on my wife's hair~
At first, he carefully dried the roots of his hair obediently, then deliberately messed up his hair, then handed a mirror to the Lord of Arakawa, and held it for himself, then he clenched his fists and laughed: "The messy hair Lord hahahahaha."
The master of Arakawa looked at the masterpiece of Onmyoji in the mirror, so he could only take the comb and take care of it by himself, then sighed helplessly: "Don't make trouble..."
..
The next day, the weather was fine and the sun was shining brightly. As usual, the Onmyoji went to the study to find the Lord of Arakawa, but now the main thing was to escape the heat. The weather was already approaching July. It's hot, but still hot.
After all, the constant temperature in the four seasons obviously does not conform to the growth law of Onmyoji. Summer needs to be hotter, and winter must be cold. Otherwise, the snow scene and summer benefits in the severe cold will be lost. How boring such a life would be.
But she obviously thought a little wrong, because aquatic shikigami are rare and most of them like to hide in the water to escape the heat, so there are a few who live on the shore, such as the Lord of Arakawa.
The place they are in has long been occupied by a group of shikigami who are afraid of the heat. After the obstructing furniture has been removed, there are demon fox and luthiers lying or sitting in the open space, Yasha Qingfangzhu, mountain frog rabbit rabbit smoke There are also Xiao Hei and Xiao Bai in the smoked mist teasing sibling group.
However, everyone who was escaping from the heat agreed tacitly and did not make a single sound. Sure enough, no matter what kind of character or strange habit Shikigami is, everyone has a consistent tacit understanding on avoiding the scorching heat, that is, absolutely not to annoy The master of Arakawa who brings cool feeling to everyone.
That's because they were too tacit and quiet, so that the Onmyoji didn't realize until he got close, Ah Xi!There are so many shikigami robbing daddy for wives!And forget about other shikigami, Chacha, why do you, a water-attribute shikigami, come here to escape the summer heat? Believe it or not, Dad jumped up and hit you! !
The onmyoji, who had been staring at him for more than [-] seconds, went out angrily, rushed directly into the house and dragged Zhaodi out. Zhaodi, who was playing chess with Ebisu to hone his skills, was stunned, and then he was taken with a chessboard and Take the big goldfish out together, put it under the cherry tree and fix it, if you dare to move it, write your little yellow text with xx million characters and it's the kind of sex! ! !
"Oh, okay..." Brother Zhao agreed blankly, so what exactly is Dad going to do?
Then he saw that the onmyoji worked tirelessly to pick up, chase or pull out a large number of shikigami one by one, so Zhaodi and a large area of tree shade turned into a cooling air conditioner with average cooling ability.
Amidst the lord of Arakawa looking at the courtyard with undisguised chuckles, everyone was struggling to avoid the summer heat under the oppression of their father, while the onmyoji was very happy to sit next to his wife, it was cool and comfortable~
When Linghu Feimo came to look for Onmyoji, he saw this scene in the courtyard: a young but mustache Zhaodi was playing chess with Ebishou under a tree, surrounded by a circle of long hair Shikigami was lazily escaping the heat.
There is a happy little carp slapping the water by the water, beside him is a dedicated kappa boy who works as a child worker to cool down with a small water polo, and there is a waste Yaksha floating on the water not far away, wearing an indecent little suit that has never changed for thousands of years, Sometimes basking in the front of the bubble and the back of the bubble, sometimes basking in the back and the front of the bubble.
Sitting on the bridge, Qingfangzhu clasped his hands together and recited scriptures silently, advocating an environmentally friendly way of avoiding summer heat with a calm and natural coolness. A rope as thick as an index finger was tied to Yasha's ankle on his wrist. Knot, ready to do first aid treatment after drowning to the trapped shikigami.
However, this first aid method may be somewhat inappropriate. . .
The water under the tree and the shade of the tree can be regarded as a good place to escape the summer heat, but he didn't see the Onmyoji and the Lord of Arakawa.
Bearing the scorching sun on his back, Linghu Feimo stepped on the small wooden bridge and patted the shoulder of the master who was reciting scriptures silently: "Master, hello, excuse me, did you see my father?"
Lord Qingfang stopped the silent reciting in his mouth, opened his eyes lightly, looked far ahead, but didn't look down, he replied calmly: "In the study, with Lord Arakawa."
"Oh..." The tone became decadent in an instant, Dad, can you be a little bit more promising, will you die if you stay away from that salamander...Things that are too easy to get will not be cherished, and I don't know who taught him!
However, thanks anyway, some things still need to be reminded friendly. He looked at the lake with a melancholy expression, and his words were also tainted with imperceptible sadness. He said earnestly: "Master, you Pets hanging on wrists, appear to have a dangerous tendency to drown."
"Amitabha," Master Qingfang softly whispered a Buddha's name, and finally stopped the usual far ahead, but gave a little gaze to the place slightly below, and got up after a long and detailed observation: "Thank you for the reminder."
Then he held the rope hanging from his wrist in his hands, removed the charm that was originally used to ignore the weight and pulling feeling, and grasped Yasha's rope of fate with both hands, start, use!force!pull!
Standing not far from the bridge deck, Linghu Feimo looked at Yasha, who was sinking and floating in the water, and just came out of the water because of the force of being pulled on his ankle, and poured water with his head down, feeling inexplicably sympathetic. .
There must be something pitiful about a hateful person, that's probably it. Although Yichacha is usually mischievous and troublesome, but at this moment, he is really sympathetic.
May the god of the water bless you, amen.
☆, Molesting the little uncle every day
The purpose of Linghu Feimo going to the study is of course to cause trouble. When a normal family marries a daughter, they have to conduct several investigations, not to mention that it is about her father looking for a partner, so Linghu Feimo feels that this matter is very serious. of.
But onmyojis obviously don't think so. Having a wife is fulfilling everything, having the motivation to exercise and lose weight, and the motivation to get up early and go to bed early. A wife is the beginning of all good things.
In front of him was a familiar chess game, and the person sitting opposite him was also a familiar opponent. This should have been an evenly matched battle, but...
"My wife, what do you mean by playing here? I don't quite understand." Onmyoji asked with a puzzled look on the shoulder of Lord Arakawa. She was playing by herself. Elegant and profound things are not suitable for her at all.
But being alone is boring, so I came over to watch the game of chess.But the twists and turns of the whole plate are really incomprehensible. After sitting by the side for a while, I felt too tired, so I simply lay down on the body of the Lord of Arakawa. It was cool, refreshing and comfortable, and put my hands on my neck Ring, put his chin on his shoulders, and then, he spoke.
The air exhaled close to the ear made people feel a little itchy, and the Lord of Arakawa seemed to inadvertently tilt his head, suppressing some unnatural expressions.
Onmyoji often inadvertently molested people without knowing it when their IQ was negative, but Linghu Feimo could see clearly that the giant salamander on the opposite side clearly slapped his face when he was just exhaled!red!up! !
He was so angry that he dared to blush!I was so angry that I wanted to wrestle chess!Dad, can you be smarter, who taught me to use my personal charm to attract the girl I like!
In particular, the two showing affection on the opposite side actually showed up in front of their son, asking each other and answering each other, making people feel happy and affectionate.
In the end, he simply lost the chess game a few times and went out to turn. If he stayed in this place any longer, he couldn't help but flip the table. In terms of, what kind of feeling does it feel to have a stupid dad who doesn't understand!
Looking at Linghu Feimo who turned to leave with a serious face, the onmyoji had a sad face, and wanted to lie down for a while longer. It is cool and comfortable to be next to his wife, and he can rub while he is not paying attention when he is playing chess. hair.
It's not as soft as the fox's hair, but it's not hard either. In short, the touch is first-rate.While he was arranging the chess pieces, he secretly blew another breath, and then the big fish dodged his head sideways, and the folding fan lightly tapped on his head, and he said with a smile: "Don't move around, itches."
Onmyoji sat on his shoulders contentedly, giggling, everyone wore thin clothes this season, and Lord Arakawa was no exception. He removed the fluffy hair on his shoulders and ate some tofu secretly. It couldn't be easier.
The fingertips touched the collarbone inadvertently, and then slowly descended along the line in front of the body. Without rushing, it gradually penetrated into the slightly open neckline. As soon as the fingertips touched the smooth skin there, one hand pressed Live: "Where to touch? Huh?"
The mellow and warm voice rang right next to my ears, with a slightly raised ending, whispering softly, no matter how hard I listened, I wouldn't feel tired.
"I don't have one." The caught Onmyoji didn't blush at all, and then leaned out to look directly at the smile in his eyes: "My wife, are you making a mistake? And,"
The hand that was not caught was embraced from behind and one arm together, both hands were slightly intertwined in front of the Lord of Arakawa, and his head was buried on his shoulders, not to look at him, whispering softly and unable to stop With a smile: "I'm touching my wife, is there something wrong~"
"Who is your wife?" The Lord of Arakawa asked back, and then fell sideways, bringing the Onmyoji along with him.The Onmyoji obviously didn't expect this move, and was pushed to the floor when he was caught off guard.
The left hand is still on the side of the face to support the body, but the right hand is held and pressed on the waist, which greatly increases the difficulty of getting up, but even if he is controlled by others, he cannot show weakness: "I have already shouted I've been my wife for so long, even if you deny it now, it's too late, the whole room knows that you are my wife, so don't try to refute it!" The words seem to be well-founded.
"Really?" The Lord of Arakawa smiled, and used his knee instead of his hand to hold down the Onmyoji, then put his free right hand under his armpit, put it close to the back of his head and exhaled in the Onmyoji's ear: "Say it again~"
Say it once and say it again, thinking that you will be afraid of you: "Wife~ wife wife old hahaha, wife you, hahahahahaha."
Some people are naturally ticklish, such as onmyoji, under the armpits, around the neck, and on the side of the waist, as long as they scratch a few times, they can roll over with laughter.
There was a lot of laughter and fun inside, but outside it was not so harmonious and friendly.
Seeing those two biting their ears as if no one was there, Linghu Feimo, who had been hiding outside for a long time, sat by the small lake and watched the fish, and finally simply leaned on the recliner and looked up at the sky melancholy.
Yasha, who was so lucky to be alive over there, was kicked out again after changing into dry clothes. He was walking in the yard boredly, slipped to the recliner next to Linghu Feimo, sat down, and leaned on the chair. Okay, let's start looking up at the sky together.
Sensing someone sitting down beside him, Linghu Feimo glanced listlessly at his side, saw that it was Yasha, so he turned his head back again.He was dressed in gay purple, showing so much, when he first met, he thought it was a disciple of the Five Immortals who was living in a different place, and by the way, even changed his clothes.
The result is not, dislike.
"You don't seem to be in a good mood. Would you like a candy?" In Yasha's palm is a lollipop with acceptable packaging. There are a few large characters on the top that read "Sour Plum Chinese Medicine Flavor". Mo glanced at Tang, then at Yasha, and immediately acted energetically: "Thank you, I'm fine, I don't need it."
Seeing that he didn't need it, Yasha peeled off the candy wrapper and put the candy in his mouth: "She is your father and not your girlfriend. As for such a big emotion? I just found you a mother. Although Arakawa looks cold , but it is quite easy to get along with. Relax~"
"You don't understand," Linghu Feimo lay lazily, not bothering to move, "That feeling is like..."
"There is a little pig, you have been raising it since you were a child, and you have been raising it for a long, long time, and finally waited for it to be white and fat, but it was hooked away by a rotten cabbage with a broken core next door! "Thinking of this, I have to grit my teeth,
"Do you know what's even more annoying? It's that little stupid pig who foolishly helped sell her rotten cabbages to count the money!"
Why can't you just go up and eat the cabbage?are you idiot!Cabbage has always been grown and fed to pigs. Who has ever seen pigs feed cabbage in turn! !Really are!
Yasha on the side was stunned: This metaphor, you are really biological father and son... If your father knows that you say that about her, I am afraid you will be beaten... As expected of your own son, courage is commendable, courage is commendable.
The author has something to say: Linghu Feimo: "Father, can you stop being so proactive and try to use your personal charm to attract the other party?"
Onmyoji thought about it seriously, and then said, "My son, do you think I have such a thing as personal charm?"
"You know how to taste tea and mix wine, and you can tell the difference by just smelling the aroma, but, your father and I are completely useless, do you want me to use little yellow texts to attract you, your mother?"
Linghu Feimo: When I never said...
☆, if the wall is not successful, it will be...
As a good son who touched Ping'an Jing and Jiayuan San, Linghu Feimo was still making trouble for Onmyoji's arduous journey of chasing his wife.
Thousands of flowers have three treasures: writing brush, seven arts, feather ink carving.
When it comes to feather ink carving, we have to mention Wanhua's lightness skills (hip) dot ink (drawing) mountains (big) rivers (birds), and the fresh and elegant green comes oncoming. Every Wanhua, before the new lightness kung fu came out, had a long period of time to slide and land on the feather ink carving.
What a beautiful time it was, shrouded in ink, accompanied by green leaves, accompanied by the green memories of the novice Xiaobai who kept falling to his death and getting up again, every time Linghu Feimo thought of him, he would be cute and handsome to him , the temperamental and elegant old father responded with a deep white eye.
Although onmyojis are salty fish in every game they play, Linghu Feimo's level is full, and his equipment and enchanted five-element stone can only be maintained at a level that can clear tasks, but the ingenious little Momo In his own opinion, it is not too difficult to take people flying for a while, after all his skill points have been added to these skills that focus on life and romance.
So, on a good day, Linghu Feimo got up early and changed into the black and white version of Qin Feng suit that Onmyoji loved most. The 60-degree soft face with eyeballs, coupled with the golden Lanling King mask [Heavenly Jealousy Painted Face], and a snow-phoenix and ice-king flute on his waist, are perfect.
The handsome and lively teenager has undergone a huge transformation in an instant, the corners of his mouth are slightly raised, which is very good and charming enough.
Look at the sky, it’s not past time, it’s about six o’clock in the morning, the onmyoji over there has just been woken up by the alarm clock, and is slowly procrastinating to wash up, after all, it’s still summer, the later you get up, the hotter you feel, Still should take advantage of the cool weather to enjoy a good morning sunshine~
During this time, the Lord of Arakawa next door has already got up. Unlike Xianyu Yiyi's onmyoji, he has been very self-disciplined since he was a child. No matter whether it is spring, summer, autumn or winter, he will open his eyes at [-] o'clock, get up and start taking care of himself.
Just as he was putting on his coat and was tying his belt, he heard footsteps outside the door, calm and clear. It should be a pair of hard-soled boots. According to the materials he had read before, these should be ancient boots. The necessary equipment for martial arts practitioners, that book seems to be called "XX Setting Collection".
The Lord of Arakawa still calmly continued to organize his clothes, after all, as a son, he was going to visit his father, and no one had any reason to stop him.
..
Outside the door, Linghu Feimo stood still in front of the Onmyoji's door, and waited for a few minutes. Calculating the time, he should at least have washed his face and brushed his teeth by now, and his hair can be combed by the way, so he didn't worry about it. He knocked on the door unhurriedly, three times without haste, and after a while, a well-dressed onmyoji emerged from the door.
The onmyoji yawned as he opened the door, because he slept too late last night and couldn't hide his tired face, but he was indeed dressed neatly, but he didn't have time to apply skin care products.
Seeing that the person knocking on the door was my dear baby, the onmyoji simply walked out, stood on tiptoe, patted his head, and stroked the little white hair he hadn't seen for a long time: "Son, why do you think of changing it today?" Clothes? And hair hahahahaha actually changed the shape of the face."
It's just that she didn't hear the answer, because the next moment, Linghu Feimo slapped the Onmyoji's face with his front palm, and when her reaction ability dropped to the bottom shortly after waking up, she immediately grasped the Onmyoji's hand. Chin, the Onmyoji blinked, and suddenly realized that it seemed to be the legendary Bidong.
What will you do when someone other than your wife treats you like a wall?Onmyoji's answer is...
Although her jaw was held, her eyes were still able to move, so she looked at the other party's cock, thinking about what would happen if she raised her knees and slapped her hard, but she thought about it, she was her son after all.
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