Woke up and Heard I Was Married

Shao Si originally planned to open his own studio, but in the end he failed to stand up to that idiot company that claimed to pay [-] million for him.

On the way to the company, Li Guangzong emphasized many times: "How can you say that people are stupid? It shows that they have vision... Do you know that you are very popular now. There is a saying in the circle now, the one who wins Shao's father win the world."

Shao Si is now a word of mouth, which company signs a contract with him--it is really like buying a gold-lettered signboard.

Shao Si slowly opened his eyes: "Please think about it with your brain, how many years does he have to sign a contract with me to get back the money?"

Li Guangzong: "Didn't you say that there is no deadline and you can leave if you want?"

"Look, stupid or not." Shao Si said, "Then if I sign the contract and leave within a few days after getting the money?... No, this can't be considered stupid, it may be mentally retarded."

Li Guangzong patted his thigh: "I said, I always feel that something is weird. You say it like this-yes, are they mentally retarded?!"

Shao Si closed his eyes and ignored him.

Li Guangzong yelled for a while, and found that he was the only one singing a one-man show: "Are you going to sleep now? Are you sleepy again?"

He raised his wrist to look at his watch, and said in disbelief: "Dad, you just woke up less than 10 minutes ago, and today I came to pick you up at ten o'clock sharp, just because I was afraid that you wouldn't be able to get up in the morning."

"..." Shao Si frowned, adjusted the position of the pillow, and said, "Then who can be blamed?"

Mentioning this, Shao Si wanted to sneer: "If you're like me, someone insists on sharing the same bed with you at night, even if you sleep in your arms, and touches my ass in the middle of the night—don't believe it, This is your male god."

Li Guangzong's face was struck by lightning, and he really couldn't connect the "little hooligan who touched his butt" with the image of a tall, handsome and handsome male god in his mind. He opened his mouth, and finally he could only utter a single syllable word :"ah?"

"Ah, let's face it, your male god is a hooligan."

Last night, around midnight, Shao Si jumped up and had a fight with Gu Yanzhou.

Gu Yanzhou was quite helpless, and after taking a few random tricks, he wanted to hug him: "Ancestor, don't make trouble, I'm about to explode."

Shao Si stood on the bed, holding the pillow in his hands arrogantly: "Oh, you mean I'm responsible, right? Go back to your room and masturbate."

Li Guangzong was dumbfounded.

Shao Si thought that his son was in the same camp as him, so he should echo him and say 'Yeah, I didn't expect him to be like this'.

However, Li Guangzong choked for a long time, and only said: "You haven't... reached the final step?"

Shao Si didn't understand: "What?"

"Go to bed." Li Guangzong took it for granted, "Isn't it? You are still men."

Shao Si: "..."

Li Guangzong's thinking jumped: "He can't, or you can't?...It can't be my male god, my male god is about to explode."

Shao Si lightly raised his foot and kicked the back of his chair: "You're not good at it, I'm also very hard if he touches you."

After Shao Si finished kicking, he retracted his foot, raised his hand and pinched the bridge of his nose, and expressed his worries in recent days: "Actually... I'm afraid of hurting him."

Li Guangzong's temple twitched violently: "...?"

What is this guy talking about?

Li Guangzong happened to be checking WeChat Moments just now, and now he hurriedly quit, feeling that Shao Si might say something unbelievable next.He clicked on the chat box of actor Gu in twos and then pressed the recording button without thinking.

really--

His Father Shao really didn't disappoint him. What he said next can be called very awesome.

"Didn't it hurt to do it for the first time?" Shao Si said solemnly, "I checked it on the Internet, and he will definitely not be able to bear it if I insert it."

Li Guangzong shook his hand and almost threw the phone out: "Fuck, are you serious?"

Shao Si glanced at him without changing his expression.

Li Guangzong was speechless, and he didn't dare to confront Father Shao directly, so he turned his head back silently, released the recording button, and watched the six-second recording, with mixed feelings in his heart.

...I really sympathize with Gu Yingdi.

And, don't know why, maybe it's rude to do that, but he really wants to laugh.

Li Guangzong laughed wildly while holding his belly, Shao Si only regarded him as a fool: "You must be sick, can you be quiet."

Li Guangzong let out an 'oops', then held it back for a while, and finally couldn't hold it back, and sprayed out again: "Hahahahahaha, I can't stand it hahahaha, I can't do it anymore, I might be laughed at by you died."

Shao Si: "..."

While the two were talking, the scenery outside the window flew past.

In winter, some of the leaves of the bushes on the side of the road have dried up, leaving only gray-brown branches, except for the rows of camellias blooming brightly by the side of the road.

Shao Si couldn't sleep because of Li Guangzong's laughter, squinting his eyes in a rather irritable mood, and looked out the window.

The nanny's car just drove to the intersection, encountered a red light, and stopped slowly.

Looking along the past, there is a public elementary school across the road.

Qiao'an Primary School.

There are two lines of characters engraved on the side of the school gate, wisdom week all things, Taoism helps the world.Looks like it should be school motto.