Woke up and Heard I Was Married

Compared to Shao Si and his group, Qin Shaojue's side was miserable.

After they saved enough fare, they ran out to eat at a restaurant, each with a bowl of wonton noodles, and when they finished eating, they were told by the merchant that the money could not be used.

The program group naturally greeted the merchants in advance, and a few "props" were also borrowed from the bank, just for the effect of the program, this unexpected link was not written in the script.

"I just said, how can this show be so kind, 100 yuan, so much money." Qin Shaojue held the counterfeit money, and said with a face beyond imagination, "Camera brother, come here, come closer, and give it a close-up. It's too bad. Boss, what should we do, we only have 100 yuan for the whole body, and this 100 yuan is still fake..."

The boss's acting skills are not very good, he is a little embarrassed to the camera, and his tone of voice is flat: "You spent a total of 28 yuan in our store, so let's wash [-] dishes for one dollar, when will you finish washing?" When can you leave?"

After negotiation between the two parties, all four of them in Group B agreed to stay and wash the dishes to pay for the meal.

The program group has installed GPS positioning in the mobile phones of the three captains. At this time, the distance between groups A and B on the screen is getting closer and closer.

An Yin's eyes were sharp, and she pointed out as she walked: "Captain, take a look, is that Group B?"

Group B was only a road away from them. The glass door of "Shaxian Snacks" was wide open, and there were four big men standing in the small space, wearing camouflage uniforms, which were particularly conspicuous.The four of them gathered together, facing a strange man who didn't know what they were discussing.

Shao Si narrowed his eyes: "They probably had a meal, right?"

Gu Yanzhou: "Go and have a look?"

Shao Si readily accepted the proposal: "Alright, let's go over and laugh at it."

An Yin: "...you guys are too bad."

When they crossed the road and walked into the store, Group B was bargaining with the boss: "Aren't twenty plates for one dollar too much? Give me a discount, boss, how about ten. We are still on our way, if If you can’t arrive on time, you will be punished, don’t you have any sympathy for us?”

The boss's expression softened.

"Ten is too few."

Shao Si leaned against the glass door, put his hands on the glass window, curled his fingers slightly, and inserted a mouthful.

Qin Shaojue looked back: "Hey, hey, Brother Shao, you are not being kind - Captain Gu, take care of him."

Gu Yanzhou naturally stood by his team members unconditionally: "Ten is really too few, boss, don't be soft-hearted, it's still early before we gather."

Shao Si raised his foot and stepped in, calculating: "Or wash a few more dishes, and earn back the travel expenses by the way... You haven't got the travel expenses yet, have you?"

He said this purely to add insult to injury, who knew that all the people in group B had a worrying IQ, so they thought about this proposal seriously.

"Yeah, the travel expenses are not covered, so we can just wash together, isn't it just [-] dishes per person?"

"It seems reasonable for you to say that..."

Probably because of the cold, Shao Si added a black T-shirt to his camouflage uniform, and the hem was tucked into his trousers. Due to his thin body, the camouflage uniform looked quite loose, and a black outline could be seen from the collar.

When changing clothes before, I used the public dressing room, and there are not so many compartments in the dressing room for them to change clothes. In addition, everyone is a big man, so there is nothing to be embarrassed about, so they are all people who have met each other honestly up.

After a change of clothes, what impressed Qin Shaojue the most was Gu Yanzhou's abdominal muscles and Shao Si's waist.

Qin Shaojue realized that he had been staring at these two in a daze for too long, so he quickly turned his head and said, "It's too late, brothers, stop chattering, and hurry up to wash."

Although the store is small, the kitchen is neatly arranged.

"These plates are stacked so high," another team member rolled up his sleeves and gestured twice in the air, "When will this have to be washed? Speaking of which, do you really have so many people coming to eat in your store? Boss, did you know we were coming, so you intentionally hoarded the dishes for two months without washing them?"

With foam in his hands, Qin Shaojue leaned close to the camera and turned into an envoy of justice, preaching: "Speaking of which, I saw a news a while ago, saying that an old man worked hard to sell vegetables and received a counterfeit coin... Maybe it was on purpose , because seeing that the old man has no culture, it really hurts so much, so the audience friends in front of the TV, everyone should have a little conscience..."

After finishing speaking, he muttered a few more words to himself: "The water is so cold that it freezes hands, but in order to maintain my conscience, I still have to finish washing the dishes."

Qin Shaojue is a frequent visitor to various variety shows. In his early years, his performance in filming was mediocre, mainly because of his fans in the variety show circle.

Gu Yanzhou and the others watched at the door for a while, then turned to Shao Si and said, "How about it, is it enough to laugh at you?"

Shao Si: "Enough."

"Okay, let's go first, you guys come on."

As soon as Gu Yanzhou and the others left, Qin Shaojue remembered after washing the dishes: "Hey, no, where did they get their travel expenses? How did they earn it? Why do we have to wash the dishes here?"

When they were puzzled and didn't know that they were led into the gutter by the face-scanning team headed by Gu Yanzhou, the face-scanning team had already boarded the bus smoothly.

"Station 13," Shao Si wore a hat and mask, walked to the last row as soon as he got on the bus, and started to fiddle with the map on his phone after sitting down, he looked at it for a while, then stretched out his hand to push Gu Yanzhou, "I set an arrival reminder. "

After Shao Si finished speaking, he raised his hand and put one earphone into Gu Yanzhou's ear: "Be careful, I'm afraid I won't be able to hear the prompt when I fall asleep."

Gu Yanzhou followed his hand and adjusted the position of the earplugs: "Are you going to sleep again?"

Shao Si was very calm: "Well, I'm sleepy."

Thirteen stops, more than half an hour, the more An Yin sat next to them, the more she felt like a light bulb.After Shao Si fell asleep, his head was originally tilted towards her, but just as she had time to turn her head to look over, she saw Gu Yanzhou reach out to grab it, and put his palm on Shao Si's head, bringing him to her side.

This is quite normal - after all, Shao Si is really not easy to lean towards girls as a big man, An Yin didn't think much about it at first, but Gu Yanzhou "handily" helped Shao Si cut his hair.

An Yin: "..."

Ok……

subtle.

When they arrived at the No. 1 entrance of Wuyang Mountain, no one else had arrived.Logically speaking, their group should be No.[-], but because Yang Yu left them separately, they didn't know what this guy was doing, so he came late after all the teams had arrived.

Director's Group: "No.1 is Group C, and a treasure map is specially rewarded. Unfortunately, Group A is only one step away from No.1."

Yang Yu was adding drama to himself along the way, running around, deliberately always being recognized by others, and was surrounded by a group of small fans asking for autographs after walking a few steps.The cameraman ran after him, almost dying of exhaustion.

He probably wants to create an image of himself as "overwhelmingly popular and accidentally separated from his teammates". While enjoying the fans' pursuit, he pretends to be troubled: "What should I do? I can't even get away."

After the three teams entered the mountain, they were busy surveying the terrain, looking for their own big camps, and storing supplies for the night.

According to the script, they just walked around blindly, then dug wild vegetables, set up a pot to cook game, and slept in tents at night, revealing a feeling that life is very desperate and will starve to death here for the rest of their lives.

But who let the program crew meet these two masters who didn't follow the script.

Shao Si followed him around half a circle, and was too lazy to leave: "Group leader, when are we going to set up the tent?"

Gu Yanzhou stretched out his hand towards him, and as a team leader, he said indulgently: "Just pretend to walk for a while, get up first."

"This man digs wild vegetables with great enthusiasm." Shao Si squatted without getting up, pulled out a piece of dog's tail grass, and shook it in his hand. "Is this really edible? The river is not clean, how can I wash it?"

Yang Yu wanted to perform well, but when he came back from digging a basket of wild vegetables, he soon found that he had joined an elderly group.

"What are you doing?" He put wild vegetables into the iron pot, turned around and asked.

Shao Si grabbed a corner of the tent and was fixing it. He took time out of his busy schedule to answer him: "We want to rest."

Yang Yu: "..."

Shao Si: "And it's getting dark soon."

Yang Yu looked at his watch and confirmed that it was 03:30 in the afternoon.

And the sky is clear outside.

The afternoon passed quickly.

After shooting the night scene in the evening, everyone stopped work and went back to the hotel to temporarily stay for one night. There will be another shooting early tomorrow morning.

An Yin's relationship with the two film stars has improved by leaps and bounds this day, and she also has a good personality. Although she looks weak, she is actually generous.

On the way back, they were chatting about how Yang Yu was completely confused today. An Yin had seen Yang Yu not feeling well for a long time, and his stomach hurt from laughing: "He really is, and he has no place to add drama to himself." ..."

Gu Yanzhou handed her a bottle of water: "Do you think it's boring to follow us?"

An Yin took it and said with a smile: "Thank you, where will it be? It's fun to watch you play games with Brother Si."

"It's because of my bad luck today." Shao Si was about to fall asleep at first, but when he heard the word 'playing games', he stretched his eyelids and said, "I'm usually very good."

Gu Yanzhou glanced at him: "When was that?"

"...when you're not around."

The few of them were chatting when Qi Ming made a phone call: "Have you considered the matter you mentioned earlier? Now that the role is decided, there is a tight rush there, and the filming will start in two months. Can you give me an idea?" letter."

"I'll think about it again." Shao Si said that thinking about it was just to tease him, otherwise he would have no reason to see Qi Xiayang, and he wouldn't be able to get anything out of Qi Xiayang's mouth.

Thinking of this, he felt that he should hurry up.Shao Si supported his head with his hands, eyes half closed and said: "The author, when will you arrange for me to meet?"

Qi Ming obviously didn't expect Shao Si to remember this incident, but he didn't think too much about it: "How about this, wait until you come back tomorrow... No, you will come back too late tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, I will arrange for you to meet up the day after tomorrow."