Woke up and Heard I Was Married

Shao Si fell asleep on the set, and was a little out of his mind when he was dragged out of the nanny's car by Li Guangzong.

Li Guangzong asked him worriedly: "My lord, do you still remember all your lines?"

"Don't worry," Shao Si rubbed his eyes and walked towards the dressing room, thinking that he should be able to sleep for a while while putting on makeup, and said casually, "Dad has a photographic memory."

Li Guangzong followed behind with his things, and said sincerely: "Father is father, as long as there is nothing wrong with this play, you can call me your ancestor... I am afraid that you will fall asleep because you have too many criminal records. I'm worried."

Shao Si's memory is indeed very good, he can remember his lines basically by just looking at them, but Li Guangzong has been his manager for so many years, and he knows him too well, so he is not afraid of anything except that he will fall asleep.

There are mainly two situations after this guy falls asleep. Forgetting the words is actually a relatively good one.

In the second case, the personal color is stronger, and I like to steal the show.

Even my parents didn't recognize me.

I remember that when I was filming on the crew of "Anti-drug" more than half a year ago, there was a plot where the male protagonist was going to participate in a very dangerous secret mission, and it was very likely that he would never come back once he left.The male protagonist left the team without authorization, went home secretly to visit his wife and children, and was hit by his wife when he was about to leave.

In that scene, the wife originally had six lines, but she was so robbed by Shao Si that she couldn't say a word. She just stood there and cried at the door. Cry only after grabbing it.

Later, although the director was satisfied, and the staff was moved to tears by Shao Si who wrote the word "Biao Xi" all over his body, but the heroine's lines really couldn't be so weak, so in the end it was NG to start again.

The more Li Guangzong thought about it, the more guilty he felt, and he couldn't help suggesting: "Why don't you go wash your face first? Try not to sleep when you put on makeup later... Play a game, that king of pesticides, didn't you play a few days ago?" Well, it’s really impossible to update Weibo, you haven’t interacted with fans for a long time.”

Shao Si stopped in his tracks and said word by word: "Do you have to watch me die suddenly to be satisfied?"

After he finished speaking, he tousled his hair, and was about to push open the door of the communal dressing room of the crew, when the director came over and said, "What were you talking about just now, I see you guys are having such a good chat."

Li Guangzong pushed Shao Si, motioned him to shut up and stop talking nonsense, and then hurriedly replied: "Director Wang, we are talking about today's play. Since receiving your play, Xiao Si has not dared to relax for a moment, and has been pulling me along with you." He played against him... In fact, I have already played against him no less than seven or eight times on the way here, no, pull me to let me continue to play against him while he is putting on makeup."

Shao Si: "..." Damn so hypocritical.

After hearing this, Director Wang was really happy: "Take a good rest when it's time to rest, don't tire yourself too much. I've heard that Xiao Si is a hard-working kid... I spent so much effort in the audition, but you are my hard work The person who was selected, I hope we will have a happy cooperation in this film."

Shao Si was leaning against the door at first, looking like he was too tired to stand, but Li Guangzong secretly twisted his back before barely standing up straight, and said hello to Director Wang: "Don't listen to his nonsense, I'm in the car I've been sleeping all the time. If there's anything wrong, Director Wang, please don't be polite to me, beat me and scold me, I'm a tough guy."

Li Guangzong wanted to cover his mouth for him, but he didn't have time: "..." You are a heartless and stupid child.

"Hahahaha," Suo Xing Director Wang didn't mind, he could clearly see their little things, so he just patted Shao Si on the shoulder, "Okay, let's go get ready first, and turn it on in an hour."

Director Wang's full name is Wang Guojun, and he has a lot of experience in the directing industry. He has been working on filming since he was a few years ago.

What I like to talk about most is how many miles he traveled when he was a child just to watch a movie. The effect of early movie projectors is not as good as it is now, but the pictures shown on the screen are mixed with the hot weather and crowds at that time. The smell of sweat and urine... There are melon and fruit shells all over the ground, and the noise of children running around.These not-so-good things formed his lingering impression of movies and laid his foundation.

He is a director with a very realistic shooting style.Not flashy at all, even though the atmosphere in the entertainment industry has long been hard to describe, and commercial films are emerging one after another, Director Wang can be described as a clean stream.

Shao Si respected him very much.

But he is really tired now...

"Send a selfie, blog more!"

As soon as Shao Si closed his eyes and let the make-up artist girl powder his face, Li Guangzong kept yelling in his ear.He barely opened his eyelids, and saw the Sina page appearing in front of him in a magnified form, almost touching his face.

"..." Shao Si said expressionlessly, "Little baby, are you trying to call me to death with your mobile phone?"

Li Guangzong held up his mobile phone and showed him: "Father, your last Weibo was still at the Golden Dragon Award ceremony. It was three months ago, and the picture with it was still a promotional photo stolen from the official blog. Can you repeat it?" Be lazy?"

Shao Si replied from the bottom of his heart: "Yes."

Li Guangzong: "..."

Shao Si was afraid that he wouldn't understand, so he spent a few sentences to explain: "That's why I stopped blogging later."

At the end, I added another sentence, "I don't want to change it now."

Li Guangzong was completely annoyed by these sixteen short words, and forced Shao Si to find a good angle for him to take a selfie. It's up to him to do this kind of thing in the future, and it's probably useless to point at this master.

It's time to start work. I look like this today. What are you all doing? [/flowers][/kiss][/love]

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After Li Guangzong sent it, he gritted his teeth and said a harsh word to stimulate him: "If you continue to behave like this, I will tell you sooner or later! If you don't listen to persuasion, post a blog, or consolidate your relationship with your fans, then don't cry No wonder I didn't remind you!"

Shao Si: "Oh."

"Dad, look, there is no response after sending it for three seconds! I'm going to die!" Li Guangzong continued to shake the phone in front of him, but Shao Si ignored him at all. He felt bored, shook his hand twice, and then The mobile phone vibrated like an eight-magnitude earthquake in an instant!

Countless private messages, comments, and likes swept in like a tsunami.

According to Li Guangzong's many years of experience as a manager, he undeniably realized that the three seconds just now were just too much information to get stuck.

- God!The young master is more knowledgeable! ! !So handsome ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,didn't it be fake Weibo?

——Damn it, another idol I’m a fan of posts Bosa Tang every day, and I’ve never been as excited as I am today!I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, don't save me!

Li Guangzong saw that the comments doubled and multiplied. In just 10 minutes, the four words "Shao Si Gengbo" were trending on Weibo. Seeing the excitement of these fans, he didn't want to admit that Shao Si was so excited. This lazy man's strategy has been a huge success.

Shao Si didn't tell the truth when he saw it, but asked with a smirk: "Azai, do you call this too angry?"

...Sooner or later it will pass!

pissed him off!

The world is down!

What do those little fresh meats who work hard every day to update their blogs think? !

The makeup artist listened to their chat from the sidelines the whole time, held back her laughter for a long time, and finally broke through, holding a brush and laughing so hard that she couldn't breathe.

Smiling and laughing, I know that I am too out of bounds, but I can't stop it.

Shao Si turned his head and nodded politely to the makeup artist, deliberately jokingly said, little sister, if you keep on laughing, I will only be able to look on camera with dark circles, his eyes were full of smiles when he spoke.

Others have always been set on the cold side, and their appearance is also cold, and their facial features lightly outline a breath of kaolin flowers, especially the shape of the eyes, which are half inside and double, with a slight upward arc at the end of the eyes. They are extremely beautiful, like a puddle Qingtan—the kind that freezes.

Although the makeup artist is not a fan of Shao Si, he also knows that when this person first debuted, the company's publicity was known as aloof. At this moment, such a person smiling at her in front of her is really cruel...too unbearable.And it's so cute when chatting with the manager!

She was not a fan of Shao Si before, but from today onwards, she will include Shao Si in her natal ranks!

The make-up artist blushed and coughed. She actually wanted to say that she would continue to make up for him immediately, but she didn't know what to think when she got to her mouth, and it became: "Sorry, I... I will laugh again Son……"

Shao Si: "Okay, there's no rush, then I'll sleep for a while. Anyway, I have good skin and put on makeup quickly, okay?"

hahahahahahahahaha.

Li Guangzong could only laugh dryly on one side, very embarrassed, this psychopath.

What the hell, these three words were the ones he used when he taught Shao Si to post a blog to reply to his fans. In this situation, do you think it's appropriate?I just ask you, is it suitable?

When the makeup artist continued to put on makeup for Shao Si, he was suppressing the prehistoric power that he wanted to share on Weibo, and tried his best to keep his hands from shaking.

I really want to post a blog to show off such a cute Shao Si to everyone!

Although Shao Si closed his eyes, his thoughts were still clear. He really had to take some time to go through the lines in his head, and after he finished, he inevitably began to think about Yang Yinyin's matter again.

[Partners, don't forget that we are shady twins in the entertainment industry. ]

[Our goal is to expose the shady scenes and return the entertainment industry to a pure land. ]

These two sentences that broke the system are still vivid in my memory.

About two months ago, the system gave him a list of tasks, and there was only the word Yang Yinyin on the list, asking him to investigate, but he still found nothing.

A month ago, Yang Yinyin's activities were on set, at home, and places where friends gather.For the sake of investigation, he even took the risk of being beaten to death by Li Guangzong to join Yang Yinyin's crew as a cameo, but he didn't find anything unusual.

Yang Yinyin is a gentle, intelligent, and reasonable woman.Becoming a movie queen is not a one-step climb to the sky, but the popularity slowly accumulated through the works.

What secrets will she have?

"Oh, I'm sorry," the makeup artist was obsessed with the beauty in front of her when she was drawing eyeliner, but she accidentally drew it crookedly and almost poked Shao Si's eyes, and hurriedly apologized, "Are you all right? Does it hurt?"

"It's okay." Shao Si blinked twice, and didn't feel anything unusual, "Continue to draw."

ヾ(｀Д) is beautiful, big-name and unassuming, and cute. He really wants to be fanned to death by him.

The makeup artist covered his chest and continued to apply some eyeshadow on him, and said casually, "I'm ashamed to say that, when I was with the team last time, I almost drew the eyeliner crookedly for Miss Yang Yinyin."

Shao Si: "Yang Yinyin?"

"Yes, the one who won the Best Actress this year, you both received the award." The makeup artist continued, "The Best Actress is also very good-tempered, she didn't blame me, and even gave me chocolate to keep me from getting nervous."

Encountering something related to the task object, Shao Si cheered up and said: "Yinyin has a good temper, we have met in the drama 'The Young Woman Returning to the Village', and we have a good personal relationship."

Li Guangzong was looking for a thermos in his backpack, thinking that Shao Si must be almost thirsty, so he handed him some water, when he heard the words 'young woman returning to the village', he almost threw the thermos in his hand out.

...Day!Still have the face to mention this drama!It's fine if you're an idiot sneaking away to play a guest role, but dare to mention it!

And the personal relationship is not bad, the person Yang Yinyin didn't say a few words to you at all, okay.

Li Guangzong, who was so angry that he burst into tears, thought so.

The makeup artist didn't know the truth, she said in surprise: "Really?"

Shao Si continued to talk nonsense for the sake of cliche, and said with a look of embarrassment: "Well, but she recently..."

"Ok?"

"Something seems to have happened to her recently, and she doesn't want to tell us. I'm worried about her." Shao Si raised his eyes, his eyes full of sincerity, "I don't know if you found any clues when you were with the group, I I want to help her but I don't know what to do..."

Li Guangzong was stunned when he heard that: what are you talking about? ? ?

Could it be that something went wrong with his memory, did the two secretly become good friends?

The make-up is almost done. When the makeup artist girl packed the makeup box, she was thinking about it: "Is there nothing? But I have to say it... There seems to be one thing, I think it's a bit strange."

The make-up artist recalled: "That day was the last scene, I could leave the set after completing the task, but I forgot a few boxes of eye shadow in the dressing room, when I went to get them, I heard someone arguing."

"Is it Yang Yinyin?"

"I... I'm not sure, it sounds like it."

Shao Si still wanted to continue to talk, so Director Wang knocked on the door of the dressing room with the assistant director and two screenwriters.

This is almost the highest combat effectiveness of the entire crew, so why not squeeze into the dressing room?

Shao Si looked at Director Wang and yelled cordially at the door: "Yanzhou, I kept you waiting!" Then a group of people passed him and walked sideways into the dressing room, as if they were going to meet someone.

The dressing room is very large, it is shared, and there is no specialization, but this scene is Shao Si's solo show, so there is no one in the dressing room.It wasn't until they walked inside that Shao Si noticed that looking from his direction, there seemed to be someone sitting on the spot that was just covered by the pillar.

Following Director Wang's yelling, the man put down the book in his hand and stood up from his seat.

The thermos cup in Li Guangzong's hand was really thrown out by his hands.

... Gu, Gu Yanzhou.