Rebirth: Abducting a Fairy Man as a Wife

A large piece of manjusawa bloomed strangely with blood-red light. A tall and thin ghost messenger led a ten-year-old boy on the winding and bizarre road to Huangquan...

"Brother Guicha, why isn't your underworld black?"

"..."

"Brother Guicha, how long do we have to go? Why didn't we arrive in a swish?"

"..."

"Brother ghost messenger, you..."

"Shut up!" The corners of the ghost guard's eyes twitched violently, and he couldn't bear to interrupt the brat, "Do you think you are here to play?! This is the hell!"

Gu Lingzhi grinned, "Hey, don't be angry, brother ghost messenger, I asked nonsense."

One ghost walked back and forth, and the layers of checkpoints and the weird and weird scenery made Gu Lingzhi speechless. He even saw the scenery of the four seasons of the year while walking. Hillbillies go to town.

For hundreds of years, he has led many souls to walk this way. Other souls who walk here are either silent, or unwilling to return to the world, and there are crying female souls. Instead of crying or fussing, she was very happy.

The ghost officer began to prepare a full explanation, but in the end, a word of consolation was useless. This kid seemed to have no idea what death was, and he was so jubilant all the way.

Finally arrived at the Palace of the King of Hell, with an extremely modern decoration style, Lord Hell of Hell, wearing slippers, sitting on the high platform and shaking.

Seeing the two figures approaching, his eyes were a little puzzled, and he quickly stopped, "Chang Wu, I remember that you were going to bring an old man who was about to be a hundred years old? Why did you bring a kid here? There is no such thing on the list of our district today. Such a big kid?"

Gu Lingzhi looked up, and saw that Hades' face was black and red as if sunburned, and he had a big beard. He was wheezing when he talked, and because he was too fat, his flesh trembled when he spoke.

It looked rather funny, and it was a bit different from the viciousness I imagined, so I was a little more courageous than before.

The ghost messenger hurriedly raised his hand, "My lord, the little one just rushed over, but the old man was rescued in the hospital with some imported high-tech therapy. I think he can live for a few days, so I plan to go again next time, come back." On the way, I saw this kid being pushed into the lake by his brother, I thought he couldn't swim at all, so I hooked the soul directly..."

"Damn it!" Hades rummaged through the documents and slapped the table, "Something went wrong again! Someone came to rescue him right away, why are you seducing him? He still has 80 years to live!"

Gu Lingzhi murmured softly: "I said just now that I can still thump..."

The ghost guard was sweating coldly, and he didn't forget to give the little boy a hard look, thinking that I wanted you to suffer less, thinking that the little baby would not be able to flop twice or would die, so he took his soul away. Who knew there could be such a big mistake!

"Then... my lord... what should I do now, I will send him back?"

"Send it back? You have come all the way here, I am afraid that even the corpse is cremated now!" Yan Wang was so angry that his nostrils were wide open, and the two beards on top trembled, "You send him first. Let your wife Meng Po let her watch, and I will find a way."

The ghost has a wife?Before Gu Lingzhi could figure it out, he was dragged away by the ghost messenger again.

The ghost messenger felt a little guilty, and patiently answered Gu Lingzhi's nonsensical questions along the way.

It turns out that there is more than one Hall of Hades, and tens of thousands of Halls of Hades are each in charge of the cycle of life and death in their own area.

Each Hades Hall is divided into four main halls: spring, summer, autumn and winter. For example, the Hall of Rebirth, Meng Po Bridge, etc. are located in the Spring Hall. The Office of the King of Yamas is located in the Summer Hall. According to the volumes and materials for a hundred years, the Winter Palace is similar to a prison to imprison some people who did a lot of evil during their lifetime, that is, hell.

Moreover, black and white impermanence are not two fixed ghost agents, but a shift system, and each ghost agent is numbered, and the one who leads Gu Lingzhi is Bai Wuchang who is on duty today.

Bai Wuchang is in charge of going out during the day, and Hei Wuchang is in charge of going out at night. They usually act alone, and rarely two ghosts work together, except when there are too many deaths in a catastrophe and the business is busy.

Meng Po Bridge finally arrived after Gu Lingzhi's thoughts.

"Brother Guicha, Sister Meng is so pretty!" Gu Lingzhi thought she would be a gray-haired old woman, but it turned out to be a beautiful woman with her hair rolled up and gentle eyes.

"Hey, that's it, I don't even know whose wife it is!" The ghost guard grinned and patted Gu Lingzhi on the shoulder. The boy finally said something serious along the way.

At this time, a chubby child showed his huge head, and jumped up from the small bench next to Granny Meng, "Daddy, who did you bring? Shall I help Auntie serve him a bowl of soup?"

Gui Cha Chong petted his big head, "Why didn't Ah Bao go to play? He clings to your mother all day!" Ah Bao showed two small canine teeth, and rubbed Gui Cha Changwu's palm.

Gu Lingzhi muttered, ghosts can still have children?

Chang Wuyi slapped him on the back of the head, "What are you thinking, you little bastard? What the hell gave birth to a child?! Ah Bao was born when Nian Nian and I were still alive! Lord Yan Wang allowed us to take it with us There is no reincarnation."

Gu Lingzhi rubbed the back of his head aggrievedly, slandering how this violent man who beat children got his wife.

Chang Wu turned to Meng Po, and said softly, "Niannian doesn't need soup. This is the living soul I mistakenly hooked up. I don't think he can go back to his original body. Lord Yama may arrange for him to go somewhere else. You first Help take care of it, I have to go to work for a while," Chang Wu said while pinching A Bao's face.

Sure enough, there is a difference!Hmph, I will definitely find a girl prettier than Po Meng to be my wife in the future!

Gu Lingzhi just pouted his mouth high and immediately put it down again. He suddenly thought that he was already a lifeless wandering soul, and he didn't know what to do next, as if he had just passed away now. sentimental.

But he was Gu Lingzhi after all, and within three seconds of feeling sad, he seemed to have found some fun again when he saw Ah Bao, who was fat and fleshy, and the little bad water in his stomach flooded.

Gu Lingzhi soon became acquainted with Abao. Although Abao has been here for hundreds of years, he has hardly seen the world's sophistication, and his mind is not as mature as Gu Lingzhi. Gu Lingzhi would tease him when he was free. Boring.

Gu Lingzhi often coaxed and played tricks on A Bao, and made a mess of the Palace of the Underworld. The two half-grown cubs jumped up and down, and they rarely stopped for a moment.

Sometimes when Gu Lingzhi thinks about his life and his future, he will feel a little bit of melancholy. Seeing that he has stopped talking, Ah Bao wants to tease him.

"Brother Ling, why did your brother push you into the water?"

"Because I am an illegitimate child, and he was not born with the same mother."

"Ah, what about Brother Ling's mother? Why didn't she protect you?"

"She died when I was born, and I have never seen her."

Ah Bao seemed to feel that what he asked was not quite right, but he tilted his head and thought for a while before saying,

"It's so pitiful, Ah Bao has a mother, she can share with you, but Brother Ling, don't push me into the underworld..."

Gu Lingzhi laughed, and then asked seriously: "Can Huangquan water drown ghosts? What about that person? Does it rot as soon as it touches the body? There are no bones left after falling into it?"

Abao sucked his finger, "That's not true, it's just that the yellow spring water is sour and not very tasty!"

Gu Lingzhi's forehead was full of black lines again...

Soon the King of Hades asked the ghost messenger to say that if the normal reincarnation was followed, Gu Lingzhi would have to wait another 80 years...

Because his 80-year lifespan has not yet ended, there is no quota for him to reincarnate for the time being.

However, if you are in a hurry, you can also go to the reincarnation well to add plugs, but adding it is also the way of birds and beasts, and you can't be a human being.

Gu Lingzhi finally felt a little depressed, "Is there any other way?"

"There are some, but maybe, sometimes there are problems and loopholes, and you can fill them in."

"..." What does it mean that there is a loophole, you can let me fill it in!

It seems that the unreliable Hades can't arrange his own place for the time being.

Gu Lingzhi had to live in the underworld for a short time, chatting with the beautiful woman Meng Po every day, teasing with A Bao, and running errands for the ghosts from time to time, and visited all the four palaces in spring, summer, autumn and winter. After living for a long time, I feel a little bit reluctant to think about the world.

Ordinarily, according to the environment in which he took care of Ling Zhi, he should have a gloomy personality, but for some reason, he seems to be born without a troublesome tendon in his forehead.

Perhaps it was because he was an illegitimate child who was brought in from outside before, but at least no one from the adults abused him or anything. In the past eleven or twelve years, he has never been shorter than him in terms of food and clothing.

Occasionally that elder brother bullied him, so he would find an opportunity to secretly return it, but he didn't expect that half elder brother would play around and kill him.

I don't know what happened afterwards, whether the father in that family would be sad because of his death, whether the aunt would feel a little bit guilty because her son killed her, and whether she would blame the so-called brother once.

Gu Lingzhi wandered around the underworld every day. He played everything for too long. The ghost messengers all knew him, but they didn't stop him very much.

But lately I have heard Hades complaining there every day, and I don't know where to put his monkey spirit.

A few nights ago, while Yama was taking a nap, he cut off half of Yama's beard with Granny Meng's scissors. Now that Yama has half of his fake beard, he lost all majesty, so he thought to himself How to deal with this kid.

This day, there was a ghost messenger with cold sweat on his forehead discussing something with Master Yan Wang. At the beginning, Yama Wang was a little angry, but he seemed to think of something, and immediately narrowed his eyes, hehe, this is a good opportunity!We can finally get that kid away!