He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

"Yes, yes, the human world is very pure." Shi Yinyu has a deep understanding, a person who can flirt with a strange girl outside, is like a Puritan when he gets in bed.

Of course, the shy beloved wife is also delicious, especially the one who covers her face and trembles after a little manipulation, which is extremely delicious.

Also, the desperately suppressed voice is also very nice.

But... something doesn't feel right.

The judge took out another disc from the box: "This is the top [-] videos with the most views according to the statistics of the sex shops in our world..."

Lu Xingzhou stared at him in disbelief: "We've done you such a great favor, why don't you just give us a box of obscene tools, and give us a hundred pornographic movies?"

The judge laughed: "Look at what this said, food, sex, and sex; food, men and women, human desires exist. Team leader Lu is so taboo about Yan Hao, is there any disharmony?"

While talking, he glanced lightly at Shi Yinyu, that look seemed to put Shi Yinyu into the ranks of scumbags who "can't satisfy their wives with terrible skills".

Shi Yinyu suffered a great injustice.

Lu Xingzhou held a gag talisman between his fingertips, and it took three points of his internal strength to keep it from sticking to the judge's mouth.

In any case, the judge is a representative of the underworld, and putting a spell on his face is a bit bad in nature.

Damn, how embarrassing is it that a thick-skinned person can bear the inter-world crisis caused by that incident on the bed?

The judge was in a good mood at the moment, and said softly: "Married life is a practice. Both parties should be aware of every small movement and change of breathing. Only by being considerate and cooperating with each other can we obtain the blending of soul and body."

Lu Xingzhou raised his eyebrows: "Are you very experienced?"

The judge paused and smiled shyly: "I'm ashamed to say, I don't have this experience."

"Then you are here to be a sex master for others?" Lu Xingzhou almost wanted to call the police.

The judge laughed and said: "After all, it is the pillar industry of the underworld. Although I haven't experienced it myself, I know a thing or two."

Lu Xingzhou couldn't help but sneered twice, thinking that a little virgin would dare to teach in front of me just by imagination, I have experience!

He stretched out his hand, closed the black lacquer box, and said solemnly: "We appreciate the kindness of your lord judge, but we are the magician, and we never take other people's stitches..."

"I can take everything except needles and threads." The judge looked at Shi Yinyu, "What do you think the leader wants?"

Shi Yinyu had 120 million wants, but Lu Xingzhou was staring at him, so he had no choice but to twist his thighs and squeeze out a sentence: "Of course I listen to the leader."

"Okay then." The judge winked at Hei Wuchang, and Hei Wuchang walked out with the box in his hands.

Shi Yinyu "hissed" gasped for air-conditioning, watched helplessly as Hei Wuchang's back disappeared at the door, wishing he could grab the box and run away.

In less than 2 minutes, Hei Wuchang returned, holding an envelope in his hand.

Lu Xingzhou's first reaction was that the judge wanted to give them money? ? ?

Although their main contradiction now is indeed the contradiction between frivolous prices and stable wages, it feels so unrealistic to think of the judge giving them money directly.

The judge should not be such a vulgar person.

Besides, the thickness of the envelope doesn't look like a check, and if it's cash, it seems a bit too small...

Facts have proved that the judge is not such a vulgar person, and the judge is not a vulgar person after all.

He is a ghost.

"As far as I know, the two of you are not very well-off now, and your living conditions are not very good." The judge said softly, taking out a red book from the envelope, "I happen to have some assets in Baiye City. It's old, but it's better because the environment is good, and it's quite suitable for the two of you..."

Lu Xingzhou and Shi Yinyu were stunned.

The judge took out a few more documents: "This is a house gift contract, all taxes and fees will be borne by me, and the registration procedures for the transfer of property rights have also been completed. I hope you two can accept it with a smile."

Even the formalities are done!

This fellow has already calculated it!

Wait, none of our clients showed up, how did you go through the formalities?

When Lu Xingzhou and Shi Yinyu walked out of the Palace of the King of Hell, it still felt like a dream.

With biscuit crumbs still on the corner of Yan Ruyu's mouth, she asked them curiously, "What happened just now? I was drinking afternoon tea in the side hall, when suddenly a strong wind blew up, accompanied by ghost cries, so scary."

Lu Xingzhou sneered: "You are a ghost yourself, and you still despise ghosts and cry?"

"Who stipulates that ghosts can't be afraid of ghosts?" Yan Ruyu spoke convincingly, her eyes fell on the envelope in Shi Yinyu's hand: "What is this?"

"Oh, the judge gave us a house." Shi Yinyu took out the red book from the envelope and opened it for her to read.

——House owner: Lu Xingzhou, Shi Yinyu

Yan Ruyu gasped, her eyes widened suddenly, she stared at the red book, and almost lost her breath.

Lu Xingzhou quickly slapped her on the shoulder.

Yan Ruyu came back to her senses with a groan, and roared, "Damn! Groove!!!"

She grabbed the property right certificate and read it back and forth three times, even biting her upper teeth to confirm it was true, and asked in surprise, "Why?"

"Because he awakened the Emperor Yin who had been sleeping for 700 years." Lu Xingzhou pointed to Shi Yinyu and said, "The ten thousand ghosts crying together you heard just now is celebrating the return of Emperor Yin."

Although there was an accident when returning to his position, Tianzi Yin became a black Michelin with bare buttocks.

Yan Ruyu: "Celebrate with cries, these ghosts are so unique hahahaha... Wait, brother woke up the Yin emperor?"

Shi Yinyu: "I was awakened in cooperation with the leader. In the red book, there is my half and his other half."

"Amazing!" Yan Ruyu praised sincerely, "For 700 years, so many talented people in the underworld have been helpless. You can go there and catch them with your hands. You are really strong!"

"It's very easy, so easy." Shi Yinyu spread his hands, with a calm expression on his face.

"I haven't seen what Tianzi Yin looks like before." Yan Ruyu raised her face with a dreamy nympho, "On the Internet, it is said that it is the facade of the underworld. The rich god is handsome and the head of ghosts and gods. It's a bit abstract and I can't imagine it. .”

"Hmm..." Lu Xingzhou was silent, the appearance of Tianzi Yin seemed to be not a little bit worse than Fengshen Junyi.

After returning to the hotel, Shi Yinyu closed the door, and before he turned his head, he felt a warm body hugging him from behind. He couldn't help being flattered, and asked with a smile, "Do you want it?"

Lu Xingzhou didn't speak, but buried his head in his neck, pecking him once and for all.

Shi Yinyu's whole body was on fire, and he raised his hand to press the back of his hand, rubbing it gently with a strong erotic meaning.

Lu Xingzhou's lips moved up slowly, kissing his earlobe.

Warm breath rushed into the ear hole, the itching was unbearable, Shi Yinyu's breathing became heavy, he took Lu Xingzhou's hand, put it on his lips, and kissed it tenderly.

Then I heard Lu Xingzhou's hoarse voice: "Are you hiding something from me?"

Shi Yinyu froze for a moment, and said with a smile, "How could it be?"

Lu Xingzhou didn't let go of his momentary hesitation: "You'd better tell me the truth."

"Really not." Shi Yinyu wanted to turn around.

Lu Xingzhou pressed his shoulder tightly, pressed him against the wall half tenderly and half forcefully, and gritted his teeth lightly: "You thought I didn't hear it, you deliberately intercepted the judge's words? Little monster, you're taking me for a fool Fool."

"How come? What did I interrupt? Xing Zhou, why can't I understand what you are saying?"

"Why did Son of Heaven become a baby?"

"You can't rely on me!"

"If you don't blame me, who do you blame?" Lu Xingzhou sneered, "Tianzi Yin used your power to restore his original soul, and transformed into a human form. The reason why he turned into a baby is obviously because of your lack of strength."

Shi Yinyu was pinned against the wall in embarrassment, and said aggrievedly: "I don't want to, that kid is so useless, he almost squeezed me dry to transform into such a little shape, it's really a shame to the underworld."

"Why do you lack strength?"

"My strength is okay," Shi Yinyu said narrowly, "Didn't you feel it last night?"

"Don't talk to me about it."

Shi Yinyu complained: "My wife, you put me in a corner, pressed me in this position, and kissed me while asking me not to mention it? Is this just to say that only the beloved wife is allowed to light the fire? Husband, hello?"

Lu Xingzhou pushed him hard against the wall, and walked away.

After walking two steps, he suddenly felt a strong force coming from behind, he turned around abruptly, with the Luojia fire burning in his palm, he went straight to Shi Yinyu's face.

Shi Yinyu was about to hug him to the bed from behind, when suddenly he saw the blazing flames slapping him, he quickly turned around, lost his strength, but fell on the bed due to inertia.

"My God!" Shi Yinyu patted the bed and shouted, "Murder your own husband!"

Lu Xingzhou took a step forward, lifted Shi Yinyu's collar and threw him into the side of the big bed, and got on the bed.

Shi Yinyu struggled to get up, and as soon as he got up, Lu Xingzhou sat on his lap, and couldn't help laughing: "Are you...in such a hurry?"

"Yes, I'm in such a hurry." Lu Xingzhou said viciously, pressing his arms on the bed with both hands, and staring at him condescendingly, "Shi Yinyu, you suggest that you don't play tricks, what were you hiding just now? Nine years ago You are obviously not afraid of that Luo Jiahuo."

"I……"

"You can't resist that Luojia fire anymore, why? Hasn't the iron bracelet been taken off? Why hasn't your strength recovered yet?"

Shi Yinyu laughed dryly: "Xingzhou, really didn't..."

"You fucking tell me the truth!" Lu Xingzhou cut him off angrily, "I'm so tired of thinking about myself!"

"Don't, don't be angry," Shi Yinyu sighed helplessly, "I'll tell you the truth."

"Say."

"Although the iron bracelet was taken off, it will take time for my strength to recover. After all, I have been living in a suppressed environment since I was imprisoned. You know that Baiye Prison is dedicated to detaining monsters. The wall material It’s not the same, just like a muscle shrinks after a long period of use, although my demon power has not diminished, it still needs a rehabilitation period.”

Lu Xingzhou put on a straight face: "That's it?"

"It's absolutely true." Shi Yinyu wished he could take out his heart and liver for him to examine.

Lu Xingzhou turned over, got off him, sat on the edge of the bed, pondered carefully.

Shi Yinyu hugged him from behind, kissed him on the cheek, and laughed: "During my interrogation, I was kissed and hugged at the same time. After the interrogation, I just threw it away? How heartless."

Lu Xingzhou was immersed in his own thoughts, and said casually, "That's right, I'm just that ruthless."

"I won't allow you to say that about yourself."

"Huh? What?"

Shi Yinyu began to unbutton his shirt, and said seriously: "You are passionate, coquettish, hot, lewd..."

"Dream you!" When Lu Xingzhou came back to his senses, he found that the button was almost undone by him, so he raised his hand and pushed him, "Don't make trouble."

"Just make a fuss and make a fuss."

"???"

There were still three buttons left, Shi Yinyu was too lazy to untie them, picked up Lu Xingzhou and pushed him over, and tore open the shirt.

"You..." Lu Xingzhou was angry: This shirt is 60 yuan! ! !

Shi Yinyu took off his clothes, and said with a smile, "Didn't you say you wanted to kill me? Come on, come on~"

"I don't think so now!"

"I have."