He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

When the red light on the remote control came on, there was a clear "di" sound, and then the "di di di" sound under the feet was continuous, and the sound was as short as torrential rain, which was creepy.

Yan Ruyu's heart suddenly missed a beat, she turned her head blankly, looked at Lu Xingzhou, and tremblingly said, "Okay...it seems to be really going to explode..."

"Why are you standing there?" Lu Xingzhou roared, "Run!"

After finishing speaking, he shook the bone whip with one hand, wrapped it around Xiao Xiangzhu's neck, and pulled Shi Yinyu with the other hand, turned around and ran outside the mansion.

The sound of beeps is getting faster and louder, like the urging of death.

Shi Yinyu picked up Lu Xingzhou, smashed open the window, and landed on the lawn outside.

Just hearing a deafening explosion, the whole earth shook.

Lu Xingzhou turned his head abruptly, seeing the collapsed mansion behind him, his heart was broken: "Yan Ruyu!!!"

Shi Yinyu picked him up and ran to the distance: "Go! It's dangerous here!"

"Yan Ruyu didn't come out!" Lu Xingzhou broke away from him, and rushed towards the mansion without hesitation.

After just two steps, Yan Ruyu jumped out of the smoke and dust that exploded in an instant, and the explosion sent a hurricane, blowing her red dress into the air, and her two long legs landed firmly on the ground. Beside Lu Xingzhou.

She also carried a dead body on her shoulders.

"Are you okay?" Lu Xingzhou roared.

"Something happened!" Yan Ruyu yelled at the sound of the house collapsing: "Did I just walk away?"

"..."

"Don't fucking ask such stupid questions at the moment of life and death!" Lu Xingzhou kicked her.

Yan Ruyu ran away.

The three ran for more than 50 meters in one breath. Looking back, the explosion had stopped, and gunpowder smoke and dust filled the sky above the mansion.

The nearby residents were alarmed and fled to the street in a panic. Seeing the collapsed mansion, they screamed.

Amidst the chaos, a huge goshawk uttered a shriek, rose from behind the smoke and dust in the sky, and dashed vigorously into the sky.

Shi Yinyu looked at the corpse on Yan Ruyu's shoulder, and asked in surprise, "Why are you carrying this?"

"Defend your rights!" Yan Ruyu patted the corpse's butt, "This is evidence, I must sue Xiao Xiangzhu to death this time! Hey, Xiao Xiangzhu must have been blown up inside, right?"

"Probably not." Lu Xingzhou said, "I just threw her out."

"What about people now?"

Lu Xingzhou looked at the way he came, and saw a person in a white coat lying motionless on the lawn outside the ruins of the mansion, and he couldn't help but beat his heart: I didn't use much effort, I didn't get killed by the bomb, but I fell to my death Bar?

Shi Yinyu went over and put his hand under Xiao Xiangzhu's nose to try it out: "He's still alive, just fainted."

Three people, one carrying a corpse, one carrying a woman, and the other empty-handed, were on the side of the road preparing to take a taxi back to Anchovy.

All the taxis drove up in front of them, stepped on the accelerator, and disappeared in front of them at the speed of a rocket.

"No one dares to carry us." Yan Ruyu said, "Complain to them for refusing to carry us?"

"You're a bit virtuous, you're carrying a dead body, and you still want a taxi to take you? The driver must have fucked a dog in his previous life." Lu Xingzhou glanced at the dead body on her shoulder, oh, the dead body was covered with algae.

"Then what should I do? It takes more than an hour for the unit to send a car over, and the algae will die."

"Take the bus."

Yan Ruyu shouted: "You are even more wicked!"

"Did I say how to ride?" Lu Xingzhou said contemptuously, "Don't be so brainy, walking in the rivers and lakes depends not on violence, but on IQ. Come here."

Everyone moved to a bus station, hid behind the stop sign and listened to Lu Xingzhou make a plan: "From here, you need to take bus 168 to Pteris, then transfer to bus 301 at the museum, and then transfer to bus 97 at Shentian Square. We hide here Behind the sign, when No. 168 comes, don’t get on the bus, wait for other passengers to get on, and when the car starts, we jump up from behind and land on the roof.”

Shi Yinyu + Yan Ruyu: "..."

"Yan Ruyu took off her high heels before jumping, I'm afraid you'll leak the roof of the car." Lu Xingzhou added, "Use the same method for the next two roads. It's best if there is a car. We can just jump from 168 to 301. If not , get out of the car first, and continue to hide behind the stop sign.”

Shi Yinyu nodded: "The leader is indeed a leader, I think it is feasible."

"I don't think so." Yan Ruyu said, "There are even sand sculptures."

Shi Yinyu: "Then you continue to stand here with the corpse on your shoulders. The leader and I brought Xiao Xiangzhu. The three of us are at least alive, so it's better to get in the car."

"..." Yan Ruyu was taken aback for a moment, and quickly confessed: "No, no, please take me with you."

The three of them couldn't wait for the bus.

They were taken away by a police car.

The people waiting for the bus nearby saw these three people sneaking around, and at first glance they were not good people, so they decisively called the police, and the police came to see, oh, you not only disturbed public order and created panic, but you were also related to the explosion nearby ?

Come with us.

The police car yelled "It's over", Lu Xingzhou looked ashamed, took out his work card, and smiled apologetically: "Comrade, this is a misunderstanding."

A young police officer took the work pass, glanced at it, and handed it to his colleague. The two of them spent half a day looking at Lu Xingzhou's face and the photo on the work pass in turn, all showing incredulous expressions.

"Your photo..."

"I assure you, this photo is indeed me, absolutely true." Lu Xingzhou said.

"But," the little police officer frowned, "it's not even a photo." He held up his work card, pointed to the photo on it, and said, "This is just a portrait, and it's still in ancient costume! Your ID card Can the photo pass the system review?"

Shi Yinyu glanced at it, and said pleasantly, "I drew this for you 1000 years ago."

Lu Xingzhou looked up at the sky.

The little police officer muttered: "Should I contact the mental hospital?"

"Don't worry, if he really belongs to the General Bureau of Family Planning, he may be more than 1000 years old," the old police officer said in a deep voice, "that place doesn't belong to any regime of human monsters and ghosts, and it gathers strange people from all over the world. , last time I read in the newspaper that even the newly released Yamabe chief went to work there."

Yamabe leader: "..."

The old police officer looked at Lu Xingzhou: "Besides this work permit, do you have other ways to prove your identity?"

Lu Xingzhou thought for a while, and when he stretched out his hand, the raging Naluojia fire ignited in his palm.

"Hey!" The little policeman widened his eyes.

Lu Xingzhou put away the flames: "Can this prove it?"

Yan Ruyu commented from the side: "This makes you look like a charlatan, may I ask if you can jump into a ring of fire?"

"I know how to catch ghosts, do you want to try?" Lu Xingzhou glanced at her.

Yan Ruyu shut up obediently.

"It seems that they are really comrades from the General Bureau of Family Planning," the old police officer smiled politely, and stretched out his hand to him, "Why did you appear here?"

Lu Xingzhou shook hands with him and gave him a smirk: "It's the General Administration of Unification and Construction. We're here to handle a case. I'm really sorry to cause you trouble."

"Hey, there is no trouble, no trouble, it's all about serving the people."

The three of them got a blessing in disguise, and returned to Fengweiluo in a police car. After taking notes in the car, Lu Xingzhou pointed to the unconscious Xiao Xiangzhu: "This person is very dangerous. He has some connections with the fugitives from Sixth Heaven City. Let's be detained in Fengweiluo first." .”

"it is good."

After sending the corpse to the testing team and sending Xiao Xiangzhu to treatment, the three of them walked to the office, Yan Ruyu yelled: "I'm going to take a bath first, mom, I want to vomit."

Shi Yinyu: "I want to vomit now? I've been wanting to vomit a long time ago."

"That can't be helped, I have to defend my rights!" Yan Ruyu turned to Lu Xingzhou, "Hey, team leader, how much compensation do you think I can get? Team leader?"

Lu Xingzhou frowned and was thinking about something, then he came back to his senses: "Huh?"

"How much compensation do you think I can get? I rejected Xiao Xiangzhu's 100 million temptation!"

Lu Xingzhou didn't answer, walked to the door of the office, grabbed Shi Yinyu's hand and dragged him inside, before closing the door behind him.

Yan Ruyu almost bumped her forehead, stopped, rubbed her nose and looked towards the closed door, muttering: "I asked you twice and you didn't take it seriously, your mind is full of men..."

Shi Yinyu was pressed against the wall by Lu Xingzhou from behind, and said with a smile, "Isn't Bidong in this position?"

Lu Xingzhou didn't smile. He stared at Shi Yinyu's back. He saw that the shirt was cut open by the blade almost from the top to the bottom, and the flesh was turned out bloody. After such a long time, there was no trace of blood. Dry.

He closed his eyes distressedly, and the figure of Shen Yangui swooping down from the ceiling like a ghost appeared in front of his eyes. He couldn't imagine what would happen if Shi Yinyu didn't break through the suppression of the iron bracelet at that time.

He raised his hand, wanting to touch the wound, hesitated for a moment, pressed it on Shi Yinyu's shoulder tremblingly, and said in a hoarse voice: "Such a serious injury..."

"It's not heavy," Shi Yinyu said with a smile, "It looks bloody, but it's actually a gash, it's a trivial matter."

"Lied to me again."

"No... well, I lied to you."

Lu Xingzhou's throat tightened: "Is it heavy? Is there poison on the knife?"

"No, with my ability, this injury will heal quickly, but I want you to hurt me, and deliberately let it bleed." Shi Yinyu said and wanted to turn around.

Lu Xingzhou pressed his shoulder and refused to turn him around: "Let me see if you heal."

"...What kind of request is this?" Shi Yinyu said with a helpless smile, "Don't make trouble, Xingzhou, how can you let your husband do such a strange performance? This is not virtuous!"

"You are virtuous!"

"I'm just very virtuous. A husband and wife must be virtuous if they are united as one. Hey, Comrade Lu Xingzhou, I'm solemnly criticizing you now."

"Fuck off!"

Shi Yinyu turned around when his grip was slightly loose, and was about to speak when his smile suddenly froze, and he saw Lu Xingzhou staring at him blankly with bloodshot eyes, with a tear still on his cheek.

"Xingzhou, you..."

"A small flying insect got into my eye." Lu Xingzhou quickly wiped away the teardrops.

"Yes, yes, yes," Shi Yinyu said softly, without piercing it, "I'll blow it up for you."

He held Lu Xingzhou's head in both hands, took a step forward, put his lips next to his eyes, and blew lightly.

Lu Xingzhou subconsciously closed his eyes.

Shi Yinyu's kiss was printed on his eyelids.