He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

Early the next morning, when Lu Xingzhou woke up, he saw Yan Ruyu was holding a stack of newspapers to paste the door. Seeing him coming out, he put on a smile that was uglier than crying: "Good morning."

"Good morning." Lu Xingzhou went to wash up with a toothbrush.

When he came back from washing, Yan Ruyu had already finished his work and left. He passed by the broken door covered with newspapers, and suddenly his heart moved. Ye Prison News.

"Evening Pregnant Wife"

sunset on the wall

Like a salted egg yolk marinated until oily

I gaze at the sunset over the high wall

I can see you eating salted egg yolk

Author Shi Yinyu.

"..."

Lu Xingzhou looked around, everyone had gone to work, and he was the only one in the empty corridor.So I squatted in front of the door, bit by bit tore off the newspaper that Yan Ruyu had painstakingly pasted, and went back to the house to find a small advertisement to paste on it—a hundred-year-old demon doctor inheritance, specializing in the treatment of frequent urination, urgency and incontinence No urine bifurcation...

After finishing all this, Lu Xingzhou swaggered to the office.

Before entering the door, Yan Ruyu said: "Breakfast is on your table."

"Thank you." Lu Xingzhou smiled brightly. He came to work at this hour, and the canteen didn't even have any leftover soup. I didn't expect Yan Ruyu to do something that a secretary should do, so I like it.

There is a cute Hello Kitty lunch box on the desk, open it, there are warm chicken soup dumplings inside, yo, even millet vinegar is prepared.

Lu Xingzhou's mouth was full of oil.

When Yan Ruyu came in, she saw him licking his fingers with satisfaction, opened his mouth, hesitated to speak, and looked embarrassed.

"It's delicious, thank you very much, you have worked hard." Lu Xingzhou said with a smile.

"That... that's right... I... Actually... this matter..." Yan Ruyu hesitated.

Lu Xingzhou looked at her amiably: "If you have anything to say, just say it, there is nothing that cannot be discussed."

Yan Ruyu Xiaonaiba stood in front of him, twisted her fingers for a long time, then suddenly closed her eyes and heart, and said loudly: "Breakfast is from Shi Yinyu, over."

Lu Xingzhou's expression changed.

Yan Ruyu has already rushed out of the office like a wild dog running wild.

Lu Xingzhou: "..."

After a while, Yan Ruyu lifted the door frame to reveal one eye, and saw Lu Xingzhou staring down at the empty lunch box in a daze, his forehead hair hanging down, covering his eyes, so he couldn't see his expression at the moment.

But she felt a little guilty for no reason.

Yan Ruyu walked in and whispered: "Group leader, that... If you don't like it, I'll stop it later. If necessary, I can throw the lunch box on his face on the spot."

"No need," Lu Xingzhou said flatly while packing up the lunch box, "You run for me and tell Shi Yinyu that you are very grateful for the breakfast he sent, but don't do this kind of special treatment in the future. good."

"Oh."

Lu Xingzhou glanced at her: "You seem to have something to say?"

"is that one……"

"I know that you are doing it for my own good, and I hope I can find a suitable spouse to spend my life with," Lu Xingzhou interrupted, "but let me tell you, Shi Yinyu is not a good man."

"Hey, actually..."

Lu Xingzhou said: "The relationship between me and him dates back to many years ago, there are too many involvements, and we are not the most suitable people for each other."

"No, I mean..."

"No matter what you mean, I hope you can understand one thing, the world is impermanent, and the development of things can never just follow the plan envisioned by individuals."

Yan Ruyu was tongue-tied, several times she wanted to speak but was interrupted by him, and she closed her mouth depressedly.

Lu Xingzhou asked kindly: "Why don't you speak anymore? It's okay, let's say it boldly, we value freedom of speech."

Freedom of speech your uncle, Yan Ruyu is very resentful.

"Huh?" Lu Xingzhou smiled more amiably.

Yan Ruyu threw a business card on his desk: "I just came to tell you that Gu Qu, the owner of Jingu Daguan, is here to receive the fairy portrait!"

"……Oh."

Lu Xingzhou walked into the small reception room, and a man sitting in a wheelchair looked up. He had a very beautiful face, as bright as jade, under the beautiful long eyebrows, his eyes were slightly closed, and the thick eyelashes swept under his eyes Shadow, thin lips with a three-point smile, a gentle smile, extremely handsome.

"Boss Gu." Lu Xingzhou walked up, smiled and shook hands with him, "You still go there yourself on such a hot day, give me a call and I'll send someone to deliver it to you."

"Because of the theft in my shop, I feel very sorry for giving you more work." Gu Qu said with a smile, his voice was clear and sweet, like a bamboo pavilion listening to the rain, like pearls falling on a jade plate.

Lu Xingzhou put a box on the table: "The Huang Pizi who stole the things has been arrested and brought to justice. He moved quickly and sold it to Ren Buren in Jinxiu Old Alley. Consciously leave it to us. Boss Gu, check to see if there is any problem."

Gu Qu was taken aback when he heard the words: "Ren Buren?"

"you recognize?"

"Well, I've heard a little bit about it. I heard that he can often get rare things. He is a very capable person." Gu Qu said with a light smile, and opened the box to take out the fairy statue. Although he is blind, he should have some kind of vision. With a pair of thin gloves on both hands, he brushed lightly along the fairy portrait, nodded to Lu Xingzhou and said, "It is indeed the original. Thank you, Team Leader Lu and all your friends for your great help. Gu is very grateful."

"Serve the people."

"Since the case is closed, Gu won't bother."

"By the way, there is one more thing." Lu Xingzhou took out the skull bowl and placed it in front of Gu Qu. "This is something seized in another case. We don't quite understand it. I want to ask Boss Gu for some pointers."

Gu Qu picked up the skull bowl, his calm expression was a little moved, he stroked it carefully for a moment, put down the bowl, and said softly: "If I guessed correctly, this bowl should be made from the shrunken skull of Tongtian Rhinoceros."

"Tiantian rhinoceros?"

"It should be Tongtian Rhinoceros is correct," Gu Qu said slowly, "Tongtian Rhinoceros is a first-class protected animal in the world. IUCN classified it as "extinct". The latest census by the demon world authorities found no traces. living."

"It looks like he's dead now."

"The death incident should not exceed half a year."

Lu Xingzhou frowned: "Could it be poaching? For what? Rhino horn? As a divine beast, Tongtian Rhino will die in the hands of ordinary poachers?"

Gu Qu: "During the Shang and Zhou dynasties, rhino horns were already regarded as extremely precious items. In modern times, they are even rarer. At present, most countries and regions have banned the trade of rhino horns, and the reduction of raw materials on the market has also led to the decline of the surviving fine products. Driven by huge profits, some poachers have taken risks and poached rhinos wantonly. However, I am more concerned about another statement.”

"what?"

"You know that I am in poor health. I have become a doctor after a long illness, and I know a thing or two about medical skills from all walks of life," Gu Qu straightened the navy blue blanket on his lap, and said softly, "In the <The Holy Canon of Demon Doctors>, which is widely rumored in the demon world, once It is recorded that 'rhinoceros skin is the best for curing wind and activating blood, and it can relieve the poison of invading bones, and it is best to be a hundred years old'."

"What do you mean?"

"Among the demon doctors, it is believed that rhino skin can detoxify, and rhinos over a hundred years old have the best medicinal effect."

Lu Xingzhou asked suspiciously, "Can a rhinoceros live to be a hundred years old?"

"Ordinary rhinos can't survive, but the Tongtian rhino is not necessarily. As far as I know, a hundred-year-old Tongtian rhino should only be considered a cub."

After sending Gu Qu away, Lu Xingzhou sat on the sofa, staring at the skull bowl in a daze.

Yan Ruyu came in: "Team leader, if this is really Tongtianxi, what should I do with the Tibetan fox?"

"He didn't kill him," Lu Xingzhou said, "If he hadn't picked up this bowl, we wouldn't even have seen the Tianxi's skull. Go check the government work reports of the last two quarters of the Hades, and see if there is any Tongtianxi entering reincarnation. .”

Yan Ruyu went to investigate and came back: "No, maybe it's not dead yet?"

Lu Xingzhou tapped the skull bowl with his pen: "This buddy's head is here, can it not die? Are you writing fantasy novels with me? Either the soul is stranded in Wangchuan, or this buddy's soul is still in the world. "

The auction of the Mithorn Foundation was held as scheduled. A Rolls-Royce Phantom was parked at the entrance of the Maolin Building. Lu Xingzhou was dressed in a suit and leather shoes, with half a bottle of pomade in his hair. He was shining in the shadow of the lamp, and walked to the other side in a polite manner. In front of the car door, when she opened the door, Yan Ruyu was still taking selfies frantically in the car.

Lu Xingzhou: "Come out."

"Wait another minute, I'll take two more pictures!"

"Can you get out?"

"For the last minute, the car that costs a lot of money to rent must be self-portraited enough."

"I'll count to three, if you don't come out, go back."

"I go out..."

A white and slender hand stretched out, Lu Xingzhou took her hand, Yan Ruyu got out of the car gracefully, her perfect figure was wrapped in a red evening dress, her beauty was breathtaking.

"I suggest you go back and copy the party constitution ten times." Lu Xingzhou said.

"Can you give me this skirt after copying?"

"If you think about it too much, you can return it wherever you rent it from."

Yan Ruyu whispered: "This is the shop that Shi Yinyu introduced. There are many witches custom-made clothes there. The upper body effect is really good. The aesthetics of the devil world is high-end..."

Lu Xingzhou pretended not to hear, and firmly suppressed the impulse in his heart, not throwing her over the shoulder.

When the two walked to the door, Lu Xingzhou held his head arrogantly, did not speak, and only showed the green invitation letter between two fingers to the waiter.

"Good evening, Mr. Ren," the waiter saw the white wrench on his thumb, and his attitude became more respectful. "I hope you have a good night here."

When the two entered the door, Yan Ruyu took Lu Xingzhou's arm and said in a low voice, "You're acting a little exaggerated, not all rich people have their nostrils upturned."

"It's not your exaggeration." Lu Xingzhou said sadly, "How much did that car cost?"

"No...not much, just rent it for an hour, we won't take the ride when we go back, and ride the little yellow car with you back."

"How much?"

"It's only... 3000 yuan... that's all."

"Deducted from your allowance."

"Why???"

"3000 yuan an hour, do you think the director will reimburse you? He even paid 30 yuan for business meals!" Lu Xingzhou wished he could kick her back.

"Why?" Yan Ruyu was very depressed, "I heard from Shi Yinyu that they drove a Bugatti Veyron on business trips on the sixth day, and they ate lobster and abalone for business meals."

"Shi Yinyu, Shi Yinyu, your mind is full of Shi Yinyu now!" Lu Xingzhou frowned and looked at her, "He has only been here for a few days, and you already want to marry him!"

"I'm wronged! Team leader, I'm really wronged!" Yan Ruyu hastily clarified, "I just met him in the toilet by chance, and I talked with you for a while when I mentioned that I was going on a business trip with you tonight."

"You guys still go to the bathroom together???"

"What the hell are you paying attention to?"

"..."

The two found a seat and sat down. Lu Xingzhou calmed down, thought for a while, and said to Yan Ruyu with a serious face, "You have never experienced the era of wars, and you have never seen the horror of demons. They are eloquent and good at bewitching you." , Throughout the ages, many comrades have fallen into the trap woven by their sweet words, you must be vigilant."

Yan Ruyu looked at him in confusion, and murmured: "We really just met by chance at the door of the toilet. It's very embarrassing, and we don't have a common language, so we can only talk about you. I said I want to accompany you to the toilet, bah, accompany you." When you go on a business trip, he says you must dress nicely and rent a luxury car that is expensive enough."

"Petit-bourgeois hedonism!"

"I also said, we don't like this, but he said no, the devil's beloved wife must have a card when traveling... Damn it! Team leader, calm down!!!"

The red wine in Lu Xingzhou's hand suddenly boiled.

"Ah, look there!" Yan Ruyu stretched out her finger to the stage, "Look, the auction is about to start!"

Lu Xingzhou turned his head to look at the stage, and gradually calmed down.

The author has something to say: Lu Xingzhou: Many comrades have fallen into the trap woven by the demons' sweet talk.

Yan Ruyu: Including you?

Lu Xingzhou: You've been fired!