He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

The beauty project worth 8 yuan was full of ritual. After Yan Ruyu changed her clothes and finished the skin test, Xiao Xiangzhu walked into the beauty room with an expressionless expression on his face, and glanced at Lu Xingzhou.

So Lu Xingzhou and Shi Yinyu were invited out.

The two sat in the lounge drinking tea and eating snacks, and there was a staff member chatting with them next to them. It felt more comfortable than lying on the beauty bed and being beaten.

Although Lu Xingzhou behaved badly and had a vicious tongue, if he wanted to, he could be gentle and funny. Sitting in the lounge at the moment, his witty remarks made the staff giggle.

Shi Yinyu was sitting beside him, looking at them with a smile on his face. From his perspective, Lu Xingzhou's side face was flawlessly handsome, his jaw line drew a perfect arc, retracting into the beautiful tip of his chin, his light-colored thin lips slightly raised , and the gentle smile in the corner of the eyes complement each other.

He couldn't help feeling flustered in his heart: How could such a wonderful person be obtained by himself?A monster like myself has no father or mother, was born as a demon, sank in the sea of ​​blood for thousands of years, and has always disrespected gods and Buddhas.

He even gave himself the greatest blessing in the world.

Lu Xingzhou didn't know the tricky thoughts of the little monster. He ate a biscuit and smiled comfortably. His eyes fell on the wall, and he pointed to the pattern on it and asked, "Is this the logo of your studio?"

"Yes."

Shi Yinyu looked over, the logo was a stick figure, with simple white lines outlining a small, chubby body and two long ears.

this thing...

His eyes sank, and he deliberately misinterpreted: "This shape...is it a rabbit?"

"It's not a rabbit, it's a plant, Uracula genus, called Utricula spp.," the staff explained with a smile, without doubting him, "It looks cute, doesn't it?"

There are flowers that look like rabbits. When Lu Xingzhou saw this kind of plant for the first time, he felt that it was soft and weak, and it could stimulate the girl's heart in people. He couldn't help feeling: "I didn't expect Xiao Xiangzhu to look cold, but his heart is actually very soft. , as expected, she is still a woman."

The staff member's complexion changed, and he glanced back quickly, then lowered his voice and said, "Don't say that, Dr. Xiao is most annoyed by this kind of statement, saying it is a gender stereotype, and she even hates her own name."

Lu Xingzhou and Shi Yinyu looked at each other, and muttered in a low voice, "Xiao Xiangzhu... Banzhu? Ehuangnvying?"

The staff nodded: "It seems to be."

Xiaoxiang bamboo is mottled bamboo, also known as Xiangfei bamboo.

It is rumored that Ehuang and Nvying are the two daughters of Emperor Yao. They married Emperor Shun and worked together. After Emperor Shun died in the field of Cangwu, Ehuang and Nvying went to look for them and died crying in the Xiangjiang River. Their tears spilled on the riverside. On the bare bamboo, tear stains persist and spots are spotted.This is the origin of Bamboo.

The name can best reflect the good wishes of the parents for the child. Xiao Xiangzhu's parents chose this name for her at the beginning, probably because they hoped that when the girl grew up, she would be as virtuous as E Huang Nv Ying, not jealous, serve her husband with peace of mind, and be well-received. Respectable love.

The beloved son of the parents has a far-reaching plan for it.From a certain point of view, in the current society, this is already the best home for a girl.

It's a pity that this girl doesn't love Xiangzhu, but prefers bladderwort.

Lu Xingzhou put down his teacup, smiled and asked the staff, "How do I go to the bathroom?"

"Go out from here, turn left, and go to the end."

"Thank you." Lu Xingzhou glanced at Shi Yinyu, got up and walked outside.

Shi Yinyu stood up: "I'm with you."

The two went to the bathroom one after the other, and walked out of the waiting room door. Lu Xingzhou turned around and said, "Yoyoyo, are you a high school student? Do you need to go to the bathroom together?"

Shi Yinyu: "No way?"

There was no one else in the bathroom, so Shi Yinyu followed Lu Xingzhou in, leaned against the wall and watched him unbutton his trousers, his eyes were very content.

Lu Xingzhou stopped halfway through his trousers, feeling humiliated by this guy, and said angrily, "Turn around!"

"What's wrong? Pee."

"Believe it or not, I'll pee on you?" Lu Xingzhou said viciously.

"Like a puppy enclosing a territory?"

"..." Lu Xingzhou was silent, thinking this guy did it on purpose, right?Didn’t I just say that your monsters are dogs?Is this going to be made up for?Be really careful.

Shi Yinyu was very measured, knowing that if he continued to bully him, this person would attack, so he obediently turned his back to him, and when he heard a rustling sound from behind, he said with a smile: "Even this You have to be ashamed, how did you solve it in the public toilet?"

Lu Xingzhou said dryly, "Why should I discuss this issue with you?"

"Because we are husband and wife," Shi Yinyu said, "Isn't that why you asked me to come out together just now?"

"..." I asked you to come out to discuss this matter? ? ?

Lu Xingzhou solved it at a flying speed, straightened his pants, walked to the sink, turned on the faucet, lowered his head to wash his hands, glanced at the mirror calmly from the corner of his eye, and saw Shi Yinyu looking at him from behind, showing the devil's face. Greedy eyes.

He raised his head, Shi Yinyu's eyes changed, and the eyes were full of sunshine and innocence again.

Tsk, this little monster...

"What are you looking at?" Shi Yinyu asked.

"Such a pretty face, why don't you show it?"

The corners of Shi Yinyu's mouth rose, and he couldn't help laughing. He walked over and hugged him from behind, kissed his hair, and said softly, "Do you really think I'm pretty?"

"Okay."

"Whatever I think looks better, I can change it."

"No, that's fine."

Shi Yinyu smiled and said: "I also think you are the most beautiful like this. You will never get tired of watching it. I like it no matter how you look..."

Lu Xingzhou really wanted to tease him, "Why add 'also'? I didn't think you were the prettiest." But he swallowed the words tactfully, and only responded perfunctorily without saying a word.

"Huh?" Shi Yinyu kissed the tip of his ear, "Why don't you talk?"

"..." Lu Xingzhou was silent on the surface, but his heart was raging: What the hell do you want me to say with a gun pointed at me? ? ?

The two hugged each other for a long time, Shi Yinyu finally realized his conscience and relieved Lu Xingzhou's "death threat". He let go of his hand, leaned on the sink, and said softly: "Do you know the little white rabbit Buccoli? ?"

Lu Xingzhou shook his head.

Shi Yinyu said: "The bladderwort is a carnivorous plant."

"Insectivor?"

"It's like Nepenthes, but it's an active predator." Shi Yinyu took out his mobile phone, searched for a photo of a small white rabbit Utricula, zoomed in, pointed to the picture, and said, "There is a sac here, when zooplankton approach At this time, the sac will open rapidly, instantly causing a very strong osmotic pressure difference between the inside and the outside, sucking the animals in and eating them."

Lu Xingzhou looked at the photo in surprise, his eyes fell on a line of words under the photo, and he was suddenly taken aback.

——Little White Rabbit Uracula, flower language: flower protector, waiting for you.

"You said..." Lu Xingzhou was thoughtful, "What kind of mentality did Xiao Xiangzhu choose bladderwort as the logo of the studio?"

"She likes this plant very much. Bladderwort is indeed more in line with her aesthetics than mottled bamboo." Shi Yinyu said, "Someone actually doesn't like her name."

"Of course there is. After all, the name is chosen by the parents. Parents and children have different aesthetics and different understandings of names."

Shi Yinyu suddenly laughed lowly: "I like it very much."

"What?" Lu Xingzhou was taken aback.

"My name," Shi Yinyu said, "I really like it."

Lu Xingzhou realized what he meant, and couldn't help laughing. He couldn't help feeling that monsters are monsters, and when it comes to flattery, they are none other than them.The ability of this little monster to make himself happy is unique in the whole world.

The two looked at each other nervously and smiled.

After a while, Shi Yinyu suddenly said: "I really hate people interrupting my relationship."

"what happened?"

Shi Yinyu: "The magic breath has become stronger."

Lu Xingzhou thought of the room with broken dolls on the second floor, and asked in a low voice, "Is that him?"

Shi Yinyu nodded, pressed his palms against the wall, concentrated his mind, and cast the magic consciousness into the surrounding environment. His heart was aching. He didn't care, and urged the magic consciousness to gradually spread along the wall.

The structure of the entire mansion gradually emerged in his mind, countless rooms, tall stairs, brass handrails, cramped storage rooms, quaint wallpapers...

Black magic energy permeates the entire building.

The demonic energy in the room on the second floor was very strong, it should be the place where the monsters lived, but there was something even thicker, and he felt a mass of demonic energy moving along the stairs to that thicker place.

The iron bracelet gradually became hot, and the pain between the eyebrows, lumbar spine, knees, and soles of the feet increased sharply. Shi Yinyu gritted his teeth calmly, mobilized all the unrepressed strength in his body, and looked at the more intense place.

Can't see clearly, still can't see clearly, just a little more power, just a little more... He can already see the shadow of that cloud of devilish energy...

There was a sudden sharp pain in my heart.

Shi Yinyu leaned back suddenly, his back pressed against the wall, his heart ached so much that his mind went blank.

"What's wrong with you?" Lu Xingzhou lost his voice, raised his hand to try to grab his wrist, and asked anxiously, "Are you searching for his magic breath?"

Shi Yinyu clenched his other hand hard, and the sharp nails turned into steel needles and pierced into his palm. The severe pain in his palm made him recover instantly from the blank daze, and swallowed back the blood that was almost gushing out.

He looked at Lu Xingzhou intently, and said with a smile, "It's okay."

"It's okay to fuck you!"

"He went downstairs."