He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

Lu Xingzhou stared at Yan Ruyu, calculating the possibility of her face being ruined by that fairy algae element.

"Xianzaosu is not sulfuric acid, can it still corrode the prosthetic body?" Yan Ruyu pouted, she really wanted to try, but the team leader is really stingy, she suggested: "Brother can't change into a woman, team leader you can change it." Can't one?"

"I'm not a demon, where did the illusion come from?"

"But why do you have to be a woman? There is no rule that only women can do beauty treatment."

"Can men do it too?" Lu Xingzhou asked in surprise.

Yan Ruyu stared at him in astonishment, and cried out after a few minutes: "Are you still living in the last century? Old Antique, what era is this? Humans and devils can get married, why can't men do beauty treatments?"

"..."

Yan Ruyu felt incredible, and turned her eyes to Shi Yinyu: Your wife is a straight steel man, do you know that?

It takes more than an hour to take the bus from Fengweiluo to Xiao Xiangzhu's beauty studio. Shi Yinyu got bored after playing with his mobile phone for a while after getting on the bus.

He looked to the side, Lu Xingzhou was playing a jump, and he already had more than 6000 points. .

What's so fun about this game?Funnier than me?

Shi Yinyu gently leaned his head on his shoulder.

"Tsk, why are you looking for daddy to act like a baby?" Lu Xingzhou kept his eyes glued to the phone, and asked with a smile, "How do my broad shoulders feel?"

"It's kind of disgusting."

"It's right to be a man. Men are like mountains, and the strange peaks are steep. I don't understand."

Shi Yinyu glanced at his chest, and said truthfully, "There is no peak."

"...Go to your uncle!" Lu Xingzhou shook his hand, the game was over, and he said angrily, "What do you think?"

Shi Yinyu didn't expect to end the game for him, so he said awkwardly, "Shall I help you get your points back?"

"Do you know?"

"It doesn't feel difficult."

Shi Yinyu took his mobile phone and clicked "play another game". Three seconds later, the two of them stared at the 1 point on the screen, both of them stunned.

After a while, Lu Xingzhou laughed loudly: "Trash!"

Shi Yinyu: "..."

shame.

He clicked on the game again in a rage, and played more than 1 rounds in one minute.

Lu Xingzhou laughed even harder.

When getting off the car, Lu Xingzhou felt refreshed, and Shi Yinyu's head was covered with dark clouds, with a ferocious expression on his face as if he was about to smash his phone.

Yan Ruyu had been watching videos with headphones on since she got on the bus, only now did she notice Shi Yinyu's strangeness, and looked at Lu Xingzhou in surprise: "What's wrong with him?"

"I was trampled by me." Lu Xingzhou said with a smile.

"..." Are you so shameless?

The three of them walked towards the direction of the studio. Yan Ruyu stared at the phone while walking, and almost hugged a big trash can.

Lu Xingzhou quickly pulled her aside: "Walk well, what are you looking at?"

"Here we are talking about Lian Yi's face, you can see for yourself." Yan Ruyu handed him the earphone.

Lu Xingzhou took the earphones, took one with himself, and stuffed the other into Shi Yinyu's ear, and the two of them looked at the phone screen together.

It was an entertainment video, based on Xiao Xiangzhu's long article, I found a dozen photos of Lianyi from childhood to adulthood, compared them together, complained that Lianyi's face was a little different every year from the previous year, but she was still determined Plastic surgery is not recognized.

The owner of the po was also quite unkind, and released several recent unedited photos of Lian Yi, with greasy and loose skin, each of which looked more like the scene of a car accident, proving that the golden age of plastic surgery has passed, and that face has already disappeared. collapsed.

"Is this a way to blackmail her by collecting money?" Lu Xingzhou speculated.

"Then who knows? She has a lot of dark skin." Yan Ruyu shrugged her shoulders.

Lu Xingzhou kindly persuaded: "You can't be hostile to her just because she is getting along with your idol. I think she is beautiful and hardworking. It is quite pitiful to be so black."

Yan Ruyu mocked: "How hard are you working? Do you work 28 hours a day? Or are you still at work with a high fever of 45 degrees?"

"..."

"These are all her own drafts, so let's just deceive those little fans who haven't gone to school."

"I haven't been to school either." Lu Xingzhou said seriously.

"But you don't like her either!"

"It is."

Yan Ruyu: "There are rumors on the Internet that she has lost several endorsements."

"what?"

"A star's face is her job. She's not an actress. If she loses her face, the audience will definitely not buy her. If investors throw money at her, they won't be able to get it back."

Lu Xingzhou couldn't help feeling a little sympathetic to her: "Then how will she live in the future?"

Yan Ruyu was almost suffocated: "My team leader, even if she quits the showbiz from now on, she will live a better life than you. With your little salary, she won't pick it up."

"..." Lu Xingzhou felt insulted.

"You really don't have to worry about her," Yan Ruyu said, "She's still making movies, and the tenth-generation director of a literary film that has been in preparation for several years even asked her to be the lead actress, so maybe she'll take advantage of the trend and transform, don't Not to mention, she is really unlucky, she has been black and red since her debut, but every time there is negative news, it will be resolved quickly, man, where is the luck, it can't be bad."

"lucky?"

"Yeah, let's say last year, there was an entertainment big V who revealed that she was unspoken by an old artist who was both virtuous and talented. Unexpectedly, the old artist fell from upstairs and died the next day. Everyone condemned the big V for spreading rumors. Something happened, so angry that the old artist jumped off the building to prove his innocence, the big V light sent out the letter of apology three times, and finally canceled the account, and Lian Yi retired with nothing. "

"So strong?"

The three of them talked and went, and walked to the door of Xiao Xiangzhu's studio. The studio was in a corner of the old city that was neither prosperous nor high-end. The neighborhood was seriously aging. The only younger color was the old campus of Baiye University School of Medicine not far away.

But in recent years, students have moved to the university town in the new district one after another, leaving only some scientific research institutions and some old buildings in the old campus.

They arrived a little earlier than the appointment time, and they walked around. The studio is a four-story old building with a strong sense of the times. It used to be an officer's mansion in the previous dynasty. It is said that it was designed by a famous architect at that time. An eclectic architectural style that was popular at the time.

The three of them walked along the clean bluestone road, with the quaint blue brick wall on one side and the big sycamore trees hugging each other on the other side. The breeze was blowing on their faces, and people couldn't help but praise Xiao Xiangzhu's site selection—the environment here is so quiet. There are few high-rise buildings nearby. Looking up, through the lush canopy of plane trees, you can see the towering century-old bell tower in the distance.

Shi Yinyu bit the red bean popsicle, looked around, and said with a smile, "It's not bad to buy a house here."

"Put it down," Lu Xingzhou poured cold water on, "It's an hour's drive from here to Pteris. By the time I get there, everyone will be off work."

"You can just get up earlier." Yan Ruyu sneered, she got up at five o'clock every day, and couldn't understand Lu Xingzhou's virtue of staying in bed until the end of time.

Shi Yinyu: "How can he get up?"

"Hahaha..." Yan Ruyu laughed loudly, and suddenly felt that Lu Xingzhou next to him was a little too quiet. She looked over blankly and saw him staring at Shi Yinyu with an expressionless face and extremely "kind" eyes.

"..." It was only then that she realized that what Shi Yinyu said was not just about staying in bed.

Shi Yinyu didn't seem to see Lu Xingzhou's eyes, he was still humming a little song happily, his eyes turned around the mansion.

Lu Xingzhou stared at it for a few minutes, withdrew his "kind" eyes, raised his eyebrows, and said calmly: "I advise someone, don't talk big too early, I don't know who can't get up yet."

Shi Yinyu was pleasantly surprised: "Is it so exciting? I can't help but look forward to it."

"..." Yan Ruyu scratched her hair, suddenly wondering if it would be better for her to be a left-behind child at work?

Lu Xingzhou followed Shi Yinyu's gaze: "What are you looking at?"

"I'm looking here to see where demons can live."

"Are you really planning to buy a house here?" Lu Xingzhou was annoyed, "Do you know how much this place costs per square meter? Even if you sell you, you can't afford a toilet."

"..." Shi Yinyu's eyes were desperate for a moment, pointing at Lu Xingzhou, he turned to ask Yan Ruyu, "Tell me, why did I marry such a fierce wife?"

I also want to know this question!Where are you looking at him?Yan Ruyu was roaring in her heart, but she was silent on the surface, looking up at the sky, praying silently: family problems, solve them internally, please don't hurt the innocent.

However, Shi Yinyu didn't intend to ask her to answer. After the fellow asked, he answered with a smile: "It must be because I love him so much."

Lu Xingzhou couldn't help laughing.

"???"

Is this interesting for you?Is this interesting?Yan Ruyu really wanted to punch an old man alone.

Standing under the outer wall of the mansion, Shi Yinyu raised his head and looked upstairs. He saw the old blue brick wall with several windows closed tightly. Sweet smell of sin.

"It turned out to be here."

Lu Xingzhou couldn't feel that breath, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"I don't want to buy a house here, but I find it strange that this place has a quiet environment, there are no tall buildings nearby, and the sun is shining brightly. It is not a good place for demons to hide." Shi Yinyu said.

Lu Xingzhou nodded. If the devil wants to hide, it's better to hide in Jinxiu Old Alley. Every milliliter of air in every place is evil. To the devil, it is a fertile soil rich in nutrients.

And here, it is too clean.

Shi Yinyu pointed to the mansion: "But as soon as I got here, I felt a trace of magic breath."

"What?" Lu Xingzhou was taken aback.

Yan Ruyu asked curiously: "What exactly is the magic breath?"

"The aura of monsters," Lu Xingzhou explained, "A monster with a high level of cultivation can hide its own aura, but it is difficult to escape from a monster that is stronger than itself."

Lu Xingzhou pointed to Shi Yinyu while speaking.

Yan Ruyu understood that the demon lord was still locked in the prison, and the most powerful one among the monsters jumping around outside was the one in front of them, although he was suppressed to [-]% of his strength.

"Why can't I feel it?"

Lu Xingzhou: "It's similar to the fact that dogs can distinguish the smell of other dogs, but you can't. That's the reason."

"I see." Yan Ruyu nodded.

Shi Yinyu felt as if he had been scolded.