He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

A waiter passed by the private room with a drink, and suddenly heard a loud noise, followed by a ping-pong-pong sound. He couldn't help being startled, rushed to the front desk, and said in a hurry: "Old, old... Boss, there seems to be a fight in that private room." Do you want to call the police?"

The boss took a sip of herbal tea from the big teapot, and said calmly: "Don't be nervous, that's Team Leader Lu of the special investigation team, and he will definitely not do anything out of line."

As soon as the words fell, there was another loud noise, and the whole hotel shook three times.

The boss didn't hold the tea mug steady for a while, splashed herbal tea on his face, grabbed a tissue to wipe his face, gritted his teeth and said, "Even... even if you do something out of line, you won't break the law. After all, it's Lu... ..."

Before he finished speaking, there was a mournful wail from the private room: "Stop beating, if you beat me again, you'll be useless!!!"

"..." The boss struggled for a while biting the tissue, stood up abruptly, took the drink from the waiter, and said in a deep voice, "I'll go and have a look."

He stood nervously at the door of the private room, stretched out his finger, and knocked on the door: "Boom, boom, team leader Lu, your drinks."

"We didn't order any drinks." Lu Xingzhou's steady voice came.

"It's a gift from the shop," the boss said with a smile. "The weather is hot, and the shop gave each table a special iced drink. I hope you all enjoy your meal."

The door opens.

The boss cautiously probed in, and could not help but gasp.

In the huge private room, Lu Xingzhou was lazily sitting in a chair, playing with a snow-white whip in his hand. His legs were crossed, and his slender legs were wrapped in black trousers. From this angle, they were shockingly long.

The others lined up in a row, squatting by the wall in disgrace.

Shi Yinyu is not included.

As the eldest brother of all the demons, the number one male demon in the mountains, and the legal spouse of his sister-in-law, Shi Yinyu faced the wall in the corner.

On the big round table in the center of the private room, there are piles of calligraphy, paintings, CDs, mobile hard drives... piled up like a hill. The boss saw the covers of those things clearly, and suddenly felt terrified, and quickly closed the door behind him.

The sound of closing the door shook the "hill" on the table, a shopping bag rolled down, and a black column fell out.

All eyes were on that thing.

The unknown monster sighed enviously from the wall: "It's so big..."

Lu Xingzhou looked at it coldly.

The monster immediately changed its words: "There is no big brother."

"..."

The boss sneered: "Leader Lu, what are you... You came to the shop... to crack down on pornography? But isn't this matter under the police's control?"

Lu Xingzhou laughed lowly when he heard the words: "The family is ugly, let the boss laugh."

"No, no, no..." The boss greeted and sent him for so many years, what kind of person is that? Hearing his words, he immediately smiled, put the drink bottle on the small table at the door, and said a few words Auspicious words back out.

When the door was about to close, Lu Xingzhou handed out a menu: "These dishes are being cooked first, and we will serve them later."

"Okay." The boss took the menu and glanced at it. Oh, it's such a meaty meal. He turned around and handed the menu to the back kitchen, and said to the waiters outside the door: "Busy on your own, Team Leader Lu is cleaning the door. Don't wander around in this private room if you have nothing to do, calm down."

Lu Xingzhou locked the door again, sat in the chair, looked at the group of monsters, pulled the bone whip in his hand, and said calmly, "Who is it?"

Everyone was silent.

Lu Xingzhou asked, "Huh?"

After 10 seconds, a monster raised his hand with a mournful face: "Big... sister-in-law, I just want to see my brother, I didn't bring anything, really!"

"Oh?" Lu Xingzhou raised one eyebrow, and hooked his fingers at him.

The monster looked left and right, came over tremblingly, squatted beside him, and raised his face: "Sister-in-law, I really..."

The sound stopped abruptly.

Shi Yinyu, who was ordered to face the wall at the corner, turned around secretly, and saw Lu Xingzhou sitting lazily on the chair, holding the bone whip in his hand, filled with true energy, the bone whip straightened, and the head of the whip slid on the monster's body slip away.

It seems to have developed the same function as Qu Rong's stethoscope.

Bone Whip got into the trousers pocket of the monster and picked out a small brown medicine bottle.

"What's this?" Lu Xingzhou shook the small medicine bottle in his hand, and found that he couldn't understand the birdsong on the wall of the bottle, so he reached out and was about to break it open.

"Don't open!" the monster yelled.

Lu Xingzhou paused: "What's in it?"

"The magical medicine of the devil world - the road to essence extraction."

"The way to learn the scriptures?" Lu Xingzhou looked at the small bottle in surprise, but he didn't expect it to be quite "Buddha-like". He couldn't help muttering, "Will you become a Buddha after drinking it?"

"I will become a fairy." The monster said flatteringly.

What the hell is that?He thought for a while, took the bone whip and picked the monster's chin, and ordered: "You, open it, and drink it."

"Sister-in-law, please forgive me!!!"

"Didn't you say that you will become a fairy after drinking it? Let me see if you become a fairy."

The monster caressed his whole body with both hands intoxicated: "It's a fairy who wants to die."

"..."

"Elder, sister-in-law?"

Lu Xingzhou's face was ashen, he raised his hand, whipped it, and said sharply, "What are you doing with this thing? Do you want to give it to your elder brother? Huh?"

"I, I, I was wrong... Sister-in-law... Ouch, it hurts..." The monster was so pumped that he howled wildly.

Lu Xingzhou kicked his ass, kicked him back to the wall, and shouted: "Next!"

Shi Yinyu turned his head secretly, and saw Lu Xingzhou raised his hand to stroke his sweaty forehead, revealing a smooth forehead. Under the soft light in the private room, there was a hint of sharpness and irascibility between his brows, which was extremely beautiful and aggressive. Vigorously challenged his desire to conquer.

Lu Xingzhou glanced at him.

Shi Yinyu immediately turned his head and faced the wall honestly.

Lu Xingzhou bit the tip of his tongue and controlled the smile on his face, but he couldn't stop the smile from the corner of his eyes. He withdrew his gaze, looked at the void indifferently, and said coldly, "Do you know you're wrong?"

"Got it!!!" the demons shouted.

"..." Are you still so excited to admit your mistake?

The rabbit jumped up excitedly, and asked excitedly, "Can we eat now?"

Lu Xingzhou glanced over.

Rabbit squatted down again: "Okay..."

Lu Xingzhou sat on the chair, pointed at the row of monsters by the wall one by one with a bone whip, and pointed to the mountain of "trophies" on the table, and said indifferently: "In your eyes, your big brother is full of such monsters. thing?"

Demons: "No, no, no..."

"In Sixth Heaven City back then, did you see mistresses and male favorites around him?"

All the demons: "No, no, no..."

Lu Xingzhou smiled slightly and continued: "In such a materialistic cave of ecstasy, he never indulged in beauty, let alone today when he has accepted the baptism of socialist core values? Besides, he has practiced for so many years and is pure-hearted and ascetic. I have already given up these dirty desires."

Shi Yinyu was stunned: "No, I'm not...I didn't..."

"One by one, you took his jokes seriously, and you made so many messy things. It's because your cultivation base is too low and your realm is not enough, so you will treat yourself and others, thinking that he It's also vulgar ordinary people like you, but I don't know how much higher than you are already."

Shi Yinyu was dumbfounded.

"Let's practice hard!" Lu Xingzhou finally finished his summary, and ordered: "Xiao Mumu went to ask the boss to prepare the dishes, and Ah Tu came over to clean up the table. These things... find a bag and put them in a bag. After eating, I will take them back to gather destroy."

Lu Xingzhou usually lived a tight life, but he was very generous when he invited his younger brothers to eat. Lobsters, crabs, sea cucumbers...a big dish was served on the table, making this group of gluttonous younger brothers hiccup.

All the demons were full of food, and they all sighed that our elder brother is better. The elder brother of the Fengbu is a fugitive, and the elder brothers of the forest department and the fire department are all pissed off. Received commendations and published poems in the prison newspaper. After being released from prison, he was even a winner. He and his sister-in-law are colleagues at work and husbands and wives in life. They support each other and make progress together. The sister-in-law is so virtuous!How can the other films have such a good life like ours? After you go back, you must practice hard, work hard, love life, love sister-in-law, love brother, and thank the government.

The demons ate and drank, and even licked the plates clean before they parted ways at the entrance of the restaurant. Those who should move bricks moved bricks, and those who should sweep the streets went to sweep the streets.

Shi Yinyu embraced Lu Xingzhou's shoulders, waved goodbye to everyone, tilted his head and kissed him, and asked softly, "How much did it cost?"

"Not much."

"How much is not much?"

"More than 200."

"How is it possible?" Shi Yinyu didn't believe it at all, "There is Aolong."

Lu Xingzhou closed his eyes and talked nonsense: "Now the Aolong breeding technology is very mature, the yield per mu is [-] jin, and the price has dropped several times compared to a few years ago."

"That can't be such a big table with more than 200 people."

"This restaurant has an agreement with our unit, and consumption can be discounted."

"I do not know how?"

"You?" Lu Xingzhou glanced at him and sneered, "This is the treatment that only our mid-level and above cadres can enjoy. Of course you don't know. Did the boss greet me when I came without seeing me? I'm an old regular customer."

Shi Yinyu was dubious: "Is that so?"

"Stop talking nonsense, go back."

The two held hands and walked towards the anchovy snail.

Rabbit Jing stepped on his tricycle and followed behind the two. The hill on the car was higher than when he came.

Coming back with such a big cart of illegal things, Lu Xingzhou didn't go through the main entrance, but went around a circle, and entered through the small door of the cafeteria. As soon as he entered, he happened to meet Yan Ruyu coming out of the cafeteria wiping his mouth.

Yan Ruyu waved: "Hey, team leader, you asked for leave at the same time, are you going on a date? Come, come, show off to me, what good food did you have for lunch?"

"Pickles." Lu Xingzhou looked sincere.

Shi Yinyu: "..."

"Damn, you two go out to eat pickles on a date?"

Lu Xingzhou laughed: "What's wrong with the pickles? There's no difference between high and low for a meal? Do you remember the slogan on the cafeteria door?"

"Is there a slogan on the canteen door?" Yan Ruyu asked wonderingly, stepped back a few steps, stood outside the window and looked in the direction of the canteen, and saw big green characters on the two glass doors from a distance: "One porridge, one meal, think about it." It's not easy, and half a strand of constant memory and material strength are struggling.

"As expected of being the team leader, I am convinced by your realization." Yan Ruyu said contemptuously, "No matter how hardworking and thrifty you are, you should eat something good when you go on a date. A three-pound Aolong 900 from the nearby restaurant We really can't afford it, but at least you can eat some mochi."

Shi Yinyu suddenly said: "Aolong 900 next to it?"

Lu Xingzhou gasped, and was about to stop it when Yan Ruyu crackled and said, "Can't you afford it? But it's okay, our unit has an agreement with them, everyone eats, one only..."

Lu Xingzhou had quick eyes and quick hands, he took out a forbidden speech talisman and pasted it.

Shi Yinyu moved his fingertips, and the yellow talisman was blown away by a small air wave a second before it was pasted.

"888." After Yan Ruyu finished speaking, she asked in surprise, "What are you doing?"

"Didn't do anything, just exercise." Lu Xingzhou said in a foul voice, he took out a body-fixing amulet, stuck it on Yan Ruyu's forehead, and walked away.

Yan Ruyu: "???"

Shi Yinyu reached out to take off the amulet, smiled apologetically at Yan Ruyu, and quickly chased Lu Xingzhou.

"What kind of crazy is it?" Yan Ruyu muttered, "Eating too much pickles really affects IQ."