He hasn't been a sister-in-law for many years

It was past one o'clock in the morning when we came out of the testing team. Finally, several people got off work and took the elevator back to the dormitory together. Everyone looked pale with exhaustion. Only Shi Yinyu's eyes were as bright as if he had stolen a chicken.

Lu Xingzhou lowered his head and took out the key to open the door. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Shi Yinyu standing beside him, and was stunned for a moment: "Are you going to sleep tonight?"

Shi Yinyu was stunned: "Can I sleep tonight?"

"Why don't you tonight..." Lu Xingzhou's words were average, and he quietly silenced it, only to realize that this guy's "sleep" seems to be different from his own "sleep".

He couldn't help but panic for a moment, and said with a straight face: "I mean, why don't you go back to your room to sleep? Well, is it tonight..."

"I'm too tired tonight, I just want to take another look at you before going back to the room." Shi Yinyu laughed, flicked his fingers on his forehead, and laughed in a low voice, "Look at you, what are you thinking?"

"..."

This guy looked upright, Lu Xingzhou suddenly wasn't sure which "sleeping" he was talking about just now.

Also, why couldn't the door open all of a sudden?

The light in the corridor was dim, Lu Xingzhou took the key and inserted it back and forth in the lock, but he couldn't get it into the keyhole.

Shi Yinyu reached out, held the lock with one hand, held his finger with the other hand, pinched the key and inserted it into the lock hole, with a click, the lock cylinder bounced open.

Lu Xingzhou pushed open the door expressionlessly, walked in, waited for two seconds, and was relieved to find that Shi Yinyu didn't follow.

To be honest, I was a little disappointed in my heart.

He turned around and saw Shi Yinyu standing outside the door smiling at him with his hands in his trouser pockets, he couldn't help laughing.

"Good night." Shi Yinyu pouted and blew a kiss, "I love you."

Lu Xingzhou nodded: "Good night."

After closing the door, Lu Xingzhou closed his eyes and leaned against the door. His body was very tired, but his brain was still spinning excitedly. Too many things happened that day.

After a long time, he felt that the warmth of Shi Yinyu's palm still remained on the back of his hand. He slowly raised his hand and kissed the back of his hand involuntarily.

Shi Yinyu returned to the room, and was not in a hurry to wash up. The bathroom in the dormitory area is shared. If he encounters Lu Xingzhou, he will be in trouble if he can't control himself.

During this period of time, he has been quietly monitoring Lu Xingzhou, and after he finishes washing, he will go by himself to prevent too embarrassing things from happening.

He lay on the bed, took out Lu Xingzhou's old mobile phone, and looked at it over and over for a while. Except for scratches, there was no decoration on the mobile phone. When it was turned on, the inside was even simpler. Except for a few necessary apps such as the alarm clock, calendar, and WeChat, everything else Not at all.

In short, this is a brick that can make calls and send text messages.

Not even a selfie.

Shi Yinyu turned the photo album upside down, feeling extremely discouraged. The only photo was taken by himself in the business hall at night.

He logged into his QQ, sent a message to Song Mu, telling him that he had a mobile phone.

While waiting for Song Mu's reply, Shi Yinyu thought sadly: the life of his beloved wife is too monotonous, thousands of years of loneliness, and poverty.

His emotional life is a blank sheet of paper, of course he is happy, but when he thinks that he has been walking alone for such a long time, Shi Yinyu's heart aches, even if he will be jealous, he would rather have someone to accompany him.

Someone who can share success with him when he succeeds, bear failure together when he fails, someone who can help him deal with those troublesome trivial matters, who can show him the beauty of the world, and even bring him extreme joy... …

In the millennium world of mortals, countless springs and autumns, he walked alone, it was really lonely.

The phone rang suddenly, and Shi Yinyu came back to his senses, and saw Song Mu sending a lot of surprised expressions, and there was even a Tibetan fox among them.

Does Tang Erzang also have a surprised expression?

While saving the emoticon pack, Shi Yinyu recalled, and found that in his own impression, the miscellaneous beast was asking for money besides beating, and of course asking for money was also very beating, just like Ren Buren.

Love life love sister-in-law: ah ah ah ah brother, you actually have a mobile phone!Did my sister buy it for you?

My wife licks the bowl after eating: Yes.

Love life and love sister-in-law: Wow, sister-in-law really loves you so much! ! ! !

Of course he loves me.Shi Yinyu thought happily, but...

My beloved wife eats and I lick the bowl: What's the matter with your name?Is sister-in-law someone you can love?no love!get rid of.

Pass KY to the elder brother: change it.

My beloved wife licks the bowl after dinner: It’s too legit, so continue to change it.

Wood Wood: All right.

My wife licks the bowl after dinner: 138XXXXXXX, call this number if you need something later, it’s a phone card issued by your sister-in-law.

As soon as the message was sent, the phone rang, Shi Yinyu connected, and heard Song Mu sighing: "Brother, I didn't expect you to use QQ, it must be taught by my sister-in-law, wow, sister-in-law is so considerate." ah!"

"of course!"

"However," Song Mudao, "brother, are you still awake so late?"

"Play with your phone for a while before going to sleep."

"Don't play with your phone before going to bed. The screen of your phone is big now, and the bright light will affect my sister-in-law's rest."

Shi Yinyu paused, and said depressedly: "It won't affect him."

"Hey?" Song Mu's tone was full of disbelief, "Could it be that you and sister-in-law sleep in separate beds?"

Not only separate beds, but even rooms.

Shi Yinyu was silent, depressed, his hands were itchy, and he wanted to beat his younger brother.

"...Did I say something wrong?" Song Mu asked cautiously.

Shi Yinyu said fiercely: "You know you said something wrong and you still ask? That...you get me some of that."

"Not so good."

"What's wrong? I need it!"

Song Mu asked in surprise: "Why do you need that, did you get it in prison? No way, the future is so beautiful, sister-in-law is so good, your life can't be ruined by this, brother, you should quit it. "

Shi Yinyu listened, felt something was wrong, interrupted him: "What are you talking about?"

"You're not..." Song Mu suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, "Ah, did I get it wrong? What do you want me to do?"

"What do you think it is?"

"Isn't it drugs?"

"Fuck you! Would I touch that thing?"

Song Mu murmured: "Before you wrote to me in prison, you said that you missed my sister-in-law so much that you wanted to kill yourself. I thought you couldn't stand it, so... hey, it's best if you don't touch me. What do you want? What do you want?"

"That!" Shi Yinyu felt that this little brother seemed mentally handicapped.

"Which one?"

"that!!!"

Song Mu was confused: "Which one is that?"

"Why are you so stupid? It's that... the tutorial between husband and wife... you understand?" Shi Yinyu was mad, hinting crazily in an inexplicable way.

Song Mu finally understood, and burst out laughing, grinningly said: "There is no need for tutorials, since you and sister-in-law are both beginners, let's work together to explore and make progress together. Practice makes perfect, do it a few times. alright."

Shi Yinyu was so annoyed by his laughter, he roared: "Fart! Practice makes perfect? ​​Do you want me to practice with your sister-in-law? I don't want to hurt him? You idiot!!!"

"..." Can you just rely on theory if you don't practice?

Song Mu was full of doubts, but he didn't dare to talk back, he answered honestly, and went to find him a tutorial overnight, thinking how could he even worry about the boss's way when he was a younger brother?What a world!

The next morning, Lu Xingzhou passed by the office hall, and suddenly saw Song Mu standing outside the Pteris snail door, as if waiting for someone, with a large group of monsters beside him.

What is this for?

Monster gathering?

This can't be done without filing, don't cause any trouble to implicate Shi Yinyu.

He frowned, handed the things in his hand to Yan Ruyu, raised his legs and walked out the door, saying hello: "Little wood."

"Hey!" Song Mu didn't expect that the eldest brother hadn't come out yet, and the sister-in-law would come first, and shouted in surprise, "Sister-in-law!"

The group of monsters surrounded them with a whimper, and said in unison: "Good morning, sister-in-law! Today, sister-in-law is so handsome!"

Song Mu corrected them seriously: "Sister-in-law is handsome every day."

All the demons: "My sister-in-law is incomparable! She is magnificent!"

The bone whip in Lu Xingzhou's palm popped out, and the Luojia fire was burning blazingly.

Demons: "!!!"

Lu Xingzhou took a deep breath, put away the bone whip, and tried to force a smile: "What are you doing here?"

"Uh..." Song Mu hesitated for a moment.

"Send learning materials to Big Brother!" said a monster proudly.

Lu Xingzhou was curious: "I didn't expect Shi Yinyu to be quite fond of learning, what materials? Let me see..."

"Don't..." Song Mugang wanted to stop him.

"This!" the monster said excitedly, grabbing the front of the shirt with both hands, and unfolding the shirt, only to see that the inside of the shirt was covered with colorful CD covers.

Lu Xingzhou looked intently.

—— "He が ぃ ゐ, が ぁ た", "恋におちたら", "SadisticLovers"...

What birdsong?

Lu Xingzhou casually took one over, and saw on the cover, a young man in a white shirt kneeling in front of the camera with his hands behind his back and blindfolded.

It looks a little strange.

"I haven't seen the promotion of this movie, is it new?" Lu Xingzhou asked suspiciously.

"Sister-in-law, do you want new releases?" Another monster said, "I brought them, they are all the latest ones. Do sister-in-law like devil movies or foreign devil movies? I still have Iron Man here, but I think sister-in-law will like them." Magic, right? Harry Potter was defeated by Snape and Voldemort..."

Song Mu rushed forward and covered the guy's mouth.

A book fell out of the plastic bag in his hand.

Lu Xingzhou glanced at it casually, was suddenly taken aback, bent down and picked it up, it was a picture album, "Eighteen Forms of Longyang".

"Why are you all here?" Shi Yinyu's clear voice sounded from behind.

Lu Xingzhou turned his head and saw that fellow striding from the snail with a bright spring face, he turned his head and looked at the album in his hand, and immediately understood everything.

"Leader, are you there too? Leader, your face...leader...leader?"